#your dirty little secret

[cassandracain52]

My Batfamily piercing headcanons

(note: these are just my personal headcanons)

Dick: Has thought about getting a piercing but always ends up deciding against it because he doesn't like needles

Jason: Got his nose pierced when he was 14 and never told Bruce(don't ask how he hid it idk readers choice). Was pissed to find the hole had closed after his dip in the Lazarus pit, so he got it re-pierced but doesn't wear it often, usually just at night. And no of course it doesn't have anything to do with the fact he still hasn't told Bruce. Nope not at all

Tim: Got his left ear pierced when he was 15 because Steph told him a bunch of other skaterboarders were doing it and he ended up liking it. (she lied she just thought it would make Tim look hot. She was right) He doesn't wear it on patrol or for important meetings, but he still makes sure to wear it often enough to not let it close

Stephanie: Has both her ears pierced as well as a double helix piercing and a smiley piercing. She wants to get more but keeps changing her mind as to where.

Cass: Only has her ears pierced and that's only because Steph and Babs did it for her. Doesn't trust needles (see Batgirls #2)

Barbara: Has both ears pierced and got her belly button pierced when she was a teenager. Her belly button piercing ended up closing after she kept it out too long when recovering from getting shot and hasn't gotten around to getting it redone.

Duke: Has no piercings or a particular desire to change that fact, but he isn't really against the idea either. (Stephanie is determined to get that boy an eyebrow piercing because he would "totally own that look")

Damian: Went kinda crazy with it after Alfred died and he went off on his own. First Nika convinced him to get his eyebrow pierced and it just escalated from there. At present he has a grand total of 7 piercings with plans to get more. His piercings currently include his ear lobes, snake bites, his eyebrow, his nostril, and his septum. When Dick first saw him with all his piercings in he nearly passed out

Bruce: Had some wild teen years and got his ears, tongue, and septum pierced. Stopped wearing them when he traveled to train and they ended up closing. The only evidence they ever existed is a few stray paparazzi photos/videos and Alfred's word(he is sworn to secrecy)

Alfred: Everyone thinks the answer is a big fat "NO" as to if he's ever had a piercing but in reality he has had exactly One. When he was very young, before he met the Wayne's, he lost a bet and let an army buddy pierce his nose. A great deal of alcohol was also involved. He took it out after a few weeks when it got infected because the needle hadn't been sterilized and they were still out traveling around North Africa with little supplies. They never spoke of it again.

[ohsc]

dean winchester wouldn’t be able to make it through it chapter 1 & 2 not bc of the clown (that’s why sam can’t get through it) but bc the richie tozier parallels would kill him on the spot

[evansbby]

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[prodbyton]

for my dls readers… how do you guys think yn is going to find out anton is friends with wonbin🤭

[motherofallromans]

wtf is happening over on fandom twitter

like you hit 20 and suddenly you’re not allowed to publicly enjoy shows anymore?

being in your 20s is bad enough y’all… let us enjoy things

[yourqueenb]

Where’s the option to say “oh my God, I would never ask you to burn memories of your dead wife?!”

Also, why would he not bring this up to Yvette first? How does he think she would feel about him permanently destroying things that belonged to her mom like???

[fatedstrands]

Dirty Little Secret \\@nothinglikegod\\ Legato Bluesummers is a lot of things to a lot of people. A tool for pleasure, a weapon for war, a tormentor and a nightmare. For others, he can be a savior, a pariah sent by God, a Vicar to the lost and for some, a beacon of hope in a loveless world. To himself, he was a mistake, a wretched stain of sin on the world that had too many reasons to live yet twice as many to die. Ever the pendulum to swing from one end of the spectrum to the other like a horrid beast that tried to play at man. His mirror in his abode had long since been shattered and replaced more times than he could count, opting to simply polish a metal plate to mirror perfection lets he punch it again. His own room modest, if only to prevent his deranged events from destroying what little he had, his personal alter the only other thing beyond his own bed. Today he'd failed to do as he'd been ordered. Finding life worth cherishing in a place meant for desolation. Theft of the lives meant for the God, sequestered away in his precious embrace, he'd found guilt and shame when his eyes had met his Lords. When he'd lied to him and claimed the whole city was dead, though the Plants had been retrieved as promised, so had the few shards of purity. He'd never tell the Plant, however. His Shards of Fate were his atonement, his small legacy of hope for both the Dependents' future, and his own blackened soul. But still the lie plagued him, long into the chilled evening. He'd forwent dinner with the Gun-Ho's and instead slipped away to his precious Church. Tucked away within the edges of the facility, where his own abode lay in the back, he'd found sanctuary many a time in this space. Today, however, was not for sanctum. He'd found himself kneeling on burning coals, jacket splayed on the ground behind him as if the wings of an angel stripped from their frame. His sweater had been folded before him, baring his scar riddled body to the world. Tan skin played the perfect canvas to silvery threads of age old torment. From lashings to cat-o-nines to cigarette burns, he'd had them. Most recent were the hot metal scars of Plant lines arching in perfect mirror to Divinity that it was clear he'd noted where every line and every dot rest upon Knives' form. A devoted testament to his willingness to burn in the name of their Lord. Now was simultaneously evidence and a contradiction to that. He'd found home on the heated alter before the hand forged statue of the Deities themselves, with Plants unfurled and reaching for their master, Lord Knives himself perched atop a throne, head back and arms out as if basking in the warmth of their desperate prayers. And prayers a plenty the apostle held for him. Fingers holding the metal of his punishment over a righteous flame before the image of the God.

"Forgive me, Divine, for I have sinned." he arched his fingers, letting the flames lick at fingertips a moment, letting them retreat to focus once more on the metal. "I looked God in the eye and spoke dishonestly. I laid upon my tongue serpentine lies with no intent to change come my end." He watched the metal turn orange, pulling it away to stare at it, the leather strop attached wrapped thrice over his palm. Eyes fell shut before he moved. Metal flashed in the crescendo of its arc before to struck down onto exposed flesh. The metal digs in deep where the heat burns the wound shut. He rips the item from his body, slipping fingers over the leather to snap it back into his grasp as he trembled in the aftershocks of pain. "I pray this is penance enough for my wretched sins. Amen." The words choke out from shaken lips, ragged breaths hardening as three more arcs descend upon his frame until he's forced to grip the cooling metal in his hand. Tears bloom upon his chin from beneath blued locks, soon bursting upon his thighs as he fights down the sounds of wretched agony. I deserve this. This is my penance for my sins. I deserve to suffer. I deserve- The sound of the great hall doors snap him from his wretched thoughts, his bloodied back on full display, cast in swathes of candle and moonlight like the damned sinner he was.

"I am busy." he dares not to look to see whom it was, dares not to face them so they could witness the agony upon his face or the undeserving tears lining his cheeks.

Internally, the male curses, for he can hear his vocals strain, arched with pain and damnation. For any whom knew humanity, they could hear the agony his body was within, the heated metal digging into his exposed palm until the acrid smell of burned flesh arced into the holy space.

[valdrinors-writing]

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - LEIA & MIKE AESTHETIC

Mike: You know, I think we're alike in a lot of ways

Leia: I always tell people you're like the not-cool version of me

[cosmic-ships]

I need a nickname for him because I can't just keep calling him {redacted}

Also horrible HORRIBLE NEWS /lh

His name is a vocal stim for me.... like I could repeat it over and over I just lovvveee how it sounds! Godddd (/w\) absolutely ridiculous! Hhhhh

[slashingdisneypasta]

BRO SOMETHING HAPPENED AT WORK!!! I'M HOLED UP IK THE BATHROOM RN JUST TO TELL YOU!!!!!!

Ok ok ok. So during the lunch rush, this lady walks up to the register to pay for her food. No biggie, huh? I do my job as normal. That's what you do...

And then I looked up and saw the woman wearing a shirt of MY WIFE!!!

IT WAS THIS EXACT ONE!!! Well the color was more of a lavender but STILL!!!! MY WIFE CAME TO SEE ME AT WORK!!! I ALMOST SCREAMED IN THIS WOMANS FACE!!!!! I WAS ROCKING ON MY HEELS IN EXCITEMENT!!!! THIS ONE MOMENT MADE MY DAY!!! XD

I am embarrassed that I got this excited and happy over a T-shirt ��� (and admittedly a little more embarrassed/flustered when i imagined if Tiffany was really right there. Like, no, don't look at me when I smell like burritos 😅😅😅😅), but at the same time, I SAW MY FIRST F/O OUT IN THE WILD!!!!

I may get this shirt now 🤔 have you ever had moments like this when you see your F/O on merch or something? XD ^^

I woke up at the ungodly time of 5.30am on a Saturday for no apparent reason, checked my notifications, and saw THIS and I was instantly okay with it XDD

YOUR WIFE!!

IN PUBLIC, IT WAS YOU'RE WIFE!!! B E F O R E YOU!!!

WAHHH! XDD

Omg, I can just feel your excitement XDD THAT SOUNDS SO FUN OMG XDD YES!! TIFFANY CAME TO SEE YOU AT WORK!! SHE DOESNT CARE THAT YOU SMELL LIKE BURRITOS!!! 💜💕💜💕💜💕 SHE WANTED TO SEE YOU AND FLUSTER YOU A BIT! XD

[griffinsboyfriend]

Am I crazy in saying DLS deserves a book 2. .

[masked-alien-lesbian]

As if I'd feel bad for rich people lol

[sciralta]

my gay as MC every time Sadie is humbled whenever she tries to make a move on Charles

[nightandflesh]

Confessions, part one, 2023

[tristansarchive]

If all is fair in love and war I can't do this anymore

Love & War

[spineless-lobster]

Dramatic vent coming through don’t mind me