Karlach origin's version of Astarion romance - First Night
Alright, I can't believe I haven't seen more Astraronmancer/ meta folks discussing this already, but Astarion's interactions with Karlach origin are incredibly funny, and there is so much extra content.
For anyone who knows anything about Karlach's story it should take only a few seconds to realise that Astarion's standard "waiting to have you" routine for the first night would not quite work. What happens instead, though, is just really great in terms of hilarity, meta and the absence of the somewhat uncomfortable undertones of the night in retrospect.
The video below has three versions of the same scene (starting at 0:00, 4:20ish and 8:10ish) with different dialogue choices for each. (V2 and V3 are probably more entertaining) The 'morning after' bit is repetitive and can probably be skipped but, hey, that's the best video I could find.
does anyone else feel like people freaking out about kids having "brainrot" are like, being way too fucking alarmist over kids like. making meme and pop culture references. like the not being able to read stuff is scary... knowing what skibidi toilet is isnt...
oh my god i cant wait ti get a new mattress i keep waking up like unable to move my upper back/ neck (if i try to move myself around in bed with my legs or core i usually end up popping my hips out and now i have a lovely little tailbone pain with me) so stupid and gay
I love making fun of mr. Slabs gaming setup like im not just as bad with my autism about my equipment lol. My bluetooth headphones that I’ve had for 8 years snapped in half internally and stab me sometimes and have like no cushioning left but also they still work perfectly fine so why would i waste money on another pair lol