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ps5 brain monday

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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

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"you're a great listener" thanks I don't understand when it's my turn to talk

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destiel + text posts pt. 3 bonus:

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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[ID: A fancomic featuring Batman and Superman in a diner. Superman sips coffee while saying, "You know... I DO show off sometimes, only to impress you." Batman looks shocked before he narrows his eyes at Superman. "Impress... me?" Superman smiles, says "Mhm," and takes a long sip. Batman, frowning: "You're Superman." Superman throws up his hands and replies, "RIGHT? It shouldn't be this hard. Why are you making this so difficult?" End ID] described by @nebulations

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"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

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A hill i will die standing on is that picky eaters deserve respect and accommodation and to eat food they enjoy too. Sensory issues, disliked flavors, allergies, intolerances, cultural differences, religious restrictions, moral or political choices, they all deserve to be given consideration if you know you're gonna be cooking for them and to not be excluded from the fundamental right to food & access to the many important social bonding acitivities centered around food

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apparently most of you do not know how to pirate audiobooks? sign up for an account on audiobookbay or mobilism with an email account not linked to your identity. torrent or download. fmhy has more websites i've never needed to venture out to. and its got a reasonably good guide on how to do piracy safely.

if its an older, popular out of copyright book, librivox has it too. it is a community oriented audiobook creation and distribution website. i recorded a book on there too. so can you :)

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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Postcards, ca. 1908 

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Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

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my humor 2016

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Searching for a Coldflash fic?

Hey guys! Just made this tumblr to try and help out everybody who’s searching for Coldflash fics. So if you…

can’t find a fic

can’t remember the name or author of a fic you read

are looking for a deleted fic

or if you just want some recs

send an ask or message me and I will try to help you out. 

I read a lot of Coldflash fic and I save most of them, so hopefully this will work out.

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this post came to me in a dream

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you know that feeling when you like a character too much but you can’t even put it into words like no analysis no thoughts no ideas for any art it’s just. oh yeah. that guy. they make me GUGJHGJGJGJJGJGJGJGJGJ. you know. thanks for understanding