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Hi there! As you know I love to write homebrew stuff but I am currently homeless so I'm order to make some extra cash I've created a patreon! Please come check it out any support helps!

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Snail people!

Cute lil snail people in DND I don't know if this is a thing yet butttt giant snail ladies shoot acid slime or snails that are so huge they let dwarfs live in their shell,we could have a Trojan horse style thing but with snails!!

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It was a chill night from what I remember I was about fifteen at the time and it was Christmas Eve.The whole family had gathered at my Great grandmother's house in Roswell new Mexico.With it being Roswell some strange things always happened but that's just the charm of it I guess.It was about eight o'clock at night when my mother and I decided we needed some fresh air and went out to sit on the front steps.My mother and I noticed the air was much colder than usual and everything was oddly quiet till those damn eyes appeared.In the field in front of us red eyes appeared large and grotesque with a deep growl accompanying it.The silhouette of the creature was massive,too big to be one of the stray dogs in the area.It started coming towards the house when I looked in the eyes,Those eyes that will haunt me forever,My mother saw it coming forward and dragged me by the arm inside the house just before it got to us.I remember she made us lock all the windows and doors that night and put up crystals and herbs along our bedroom window.I dont think I'll eber forget that night the desert wind was so loud and I horrid dreams all night about those damn eyes.My mother later told me tales about skin walkers in the area I'm not sure I'll ever truly know what happened that night but I hope I never see those red eyes again

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Well I found this today while looking for stuff and I have never related to someones wife like this

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Okay hear me out the year is 2020 but d&d style

wizards are now the ceos of a magical delivery company called tuber (of course the occasional package turns out to be a mimic)

Druids have started spreading out to stop wildfires

Barbarians are sitting at home learning how to knit and fostering kittens,Big boi orc so aggressive in battle is just baby talking these tiny little cats

Rouges are sneaking into hospitals and stocking up the supply closets with new masks and gloves

To simply put it,it's just a modern day era DND COVID-19 style

... COVID-19 is a dragon spreading a plague

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(Nov. 11)

(Nov. 11)

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Siren race characters are cool and all but what about a race of unicorns or unicorn druids

We could have dark unicorns thriving on chaos magic and grow horns when hella angry or even the emo ones could just chop off their horn and use it as a wand

And light magic unicorns could be hella fancy I'm talking pretty elf from Lord of the rings fancy with special abilities to summon creatures of the forest on times of need

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They're so beautiful I love getting cassettes at old records and bookstores!

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I started thinking the other day after watching a video on scuba vampires and honestly what a scary idea but what if a d&d campaign inspired by the little mermaid took place except instead of a sexy octopus lady we get this ridiculous looking vampire in oversized flippers swimming around terrorizing players

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"I hear the screams and cries of children hearing Israels lies

I feel the earth shudder and shake as bombs carry people to an undeserved fate

I see death's guiding hand pick up the remains of Palestinian land"

Thousands of innocent people have died because greed has lead others to start a holy war a genocide is happening before our eyes now is not the time to lie still but instead rise up and help save the people left of Gaza

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My house is not a home

It is a darkness which I call my own

Here my thoughts creep and crawl

My inner voice telling me it all

It is where I lay at night

And where I hide when I feel fright

It is simply not a home

Just a place to rest my bones

How my bones ache and shiver

Behind these walls I am known to quiver

For fright often takes me in the night

As I feel pain and spite

My inner voice chills me with its thoughts

Thoughts which scratch and bite

And how I yearn for some light

My house is simply not a home

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Halloween Poem

Ashance The Dance Sought by night

GIve it a chance and it will bite

Bats and ghouls scarcely scare

Instead they dance with a cruel flare

Phantoms start boast about their scares

Blacks cats hiss at the autumn air

While children cry from the fright

It gives the ghouls much delight

Especially on this autumn night