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Height Matters Not!

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: Fluff, pre-relationship Summary: You are tall, a sharp contrast to his lack thereof.

He had been slightly irritated as of late with your (un)timely arrival at his Darshan, and even worse, as his mentee. He couldn’t even reject you since you were brought over by the God of Wisdom herself, way too cheerfully he would like to add. Not just that, you had been the perfect student, attentive, hardworking and careful, minus one glaring flaw. . . Your height. Anytime you request his teaching outside of the studying environment, he gets irked at how confidently (not) you crouch down to be at his height. 

So, the first time it happened, he floated up to be at your level with his anemo vision. If anyone saw how much he struggled to stay up for so long to finish the conversation, then it was still none of their business. Obviously, as a scholar, Wanderer learnt from his mistakes after that struggle. Everyone in the Akademiya the next day stared at the new step ladder he acquired somewhere in the markets as Wander walked around the place and selected books from the archive.  They all shut up with just a glare from him, though. How would scholars who can’t even hold a weapon properly defeat him even with both hands tied up?

You obviously noticed his attempts to match your height, especially with the way he proudly stood, a few centimeters taller than you are. You even tried to accommodate him, despite your efforts only being met with Wanderer’s insistence that he did not require your pitiful ‘assistance’. He even insisted on you wearing your usual padded shoes and straightening up your back whenever he saw you hunch down.

How much the ladder can extend finally shone when you made a minor mistake in an experiment, leading to you being hurt in the explosion. Wanderer stood there, right in the medical ward where you just got patched up, on his ladder. You wanted to kneel down so he didn’t need the tool but you stood upright with a glare and an impatient huff from him. You received the most severe tongue lashing in your entire life, ever. Over half an hour spent just in the corner of the infirmary where you fiddle awkwardly while getting scolded by Wanderer for your oversight.

Extra: when you mention the incident to him years later in your shared bed, he just rolls away, not saying anything except quiet mumbled complaints about how annoying you were, and still are.

A/N: My legs hurt pls send thoughts and prayers.

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I may or may not finally realized that i somehow have over 100 followers! (*^.^*) I realized it late but my request box is open! I am having a 100 follower mini event where you guys can request for an x reader fic (〜￣▽￣)〜 (for either genshin or honkai star rail)

I will try and return them as soon as possible but school exists so the fics might be returned later than expected m(_ _)m

Other than that, my inbox is always open and i hope to see more of you guys hehe <33

DISCLAIMER: no nsfw requests but suggestive ones are a-ok!

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⋆*･ﾟ You ⋆ ☾*･ﾟ:

Tags: Wanderer x reader, gn!reader

Summary: Wanderer misses your presence while you are away and fortunately, you come back home.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Wanderer flipped the pages begrudgingly, his tired eyes drooping under the dim light.

Kusanali had made him write more theses more often lately, and not to mention his additional work of helping the young god around Sumeru. Everything was taking a toll on him and he didn’t like it one bit.

His beloved was out at that time. He missed your presence. Your sweet scent. Your voice… Your everything. He just wanted to see your small form slipping through the door of your shared home, tip-toeing on the floor boards to surprise him. He craved to feel your arms wrapping around his shoulders as he finally relaxed in your embrace. That way, he wouldn’t have to worry about anything else.

“Hah…”

Puppets like him don’t experience exhaustion, yet his eyes threatened to close at any given moment. He didn’t want to write theses anymore. The only thing he wanted then was you. And you alone.

He was in a trance, thinking of you. He could feel the presence of your arms snaking their way on his tensed shoulder blades, hugging him from behind. Your intoxicatingly sweet smell tickled his senses. He breathed out in a huff.

“Boo.”

His eyes snapped open as he tensed up. He let his guard down. He would and had never let his guard down like that. But he did.

A head appeared in view and he froze like a statue. He would have activated his vision and attacked at that moment, but his body refused to move.

The thought went away as soon as he recognized the face that he had been yearning for.

“What’s got you so tense? Missed me so much?”

Your eyelashes fluttered at the sight of him working on his theses. He hated writing them but he just couldn’t bring himself to reject Lesser Lord Kusanali. Everytime complaints escaped from his lips, you would always ruffle his hair, treating him like a little kid throwing a tantrum over spilled ice cream. But what a sweetheart you were. You would often offer help if you had time, and he appreciated that.

You were always so kind, so understanding… to everyone. Even to strangers. It made him worry about your safety whenever you had the need to go outside without him. And having been betrayed three times in his puppet life, he wanted you to show your kindness towards only him.

Sometimes he just wanted to lock you up in the house to protect you. To love you. To have all your affection for himself.

“Wanderer? Whatcha thinking about?”

Your voice snapped him out of his thoughts. Slapping himself internally, he sighed at the overflowing thoughts circling around his artificial mind. He needed to stop with his possessiveness. It reminded him of…

Nevermind. It seemed like he stayed silent for too long.

“Nothing. Just brainstorming some ideas for theses.”

On your plump lips plastered a smile. The same smile he had adored from the first time he met you.

“You seem tired. You should take a rest. And don’t pull the ‘I’m a puppet, I don’t feel tired!’ on me. You sound like that adeptus from Liyue I know.”

Liyue? Adeptus? There you went, going around all places and meeting new people. Not like he could stop you. But he just couldn’t help the jealousy bubbling up inside his body, urging him to take action. Though he wouldn’t do things like those characters in novels. Yanderes… if he recalled correctly. The novel he had read was published by the Yae Publishing House. Yeah, Inazuma. He knew. But he had to admit the writing style was quite… enthralling to say the least. And a bit provocative, he had to add. All of the phrasing in the book made his mind wander to a certain fox…

Back to the point, all of the yandere’s actions were what his Fatui self would do. He as Wanderer would not cage you inside and punish you for being too close to others.

Or would he?

“Hey, you seem out of it today. What’s wrong? Are the theses’ topics too hard to work on? You know what, I’m taking these. You need rest and I, myself will guard by your side so you can have your beauty sleep!”

Your lips touched the tip of his ear like gentle sakura petals fluttering down in the start of spring. The soft breathing of yours sent pleasant vibrations to his body.

“And I’m not taking ‘no’ for an answer!”

For a moment, your lips fluttered against his forehead, then his nose, then his cheek. You kissed everywhere on his pale porcelain face. Your kisses were coaxing him to sleep. But you left his lips alone. As if you were teasing him, you didn’t even bother eyeing them.

“Alright. I will freshen up and join you in bed.”

Wait. No kiss?

He could not believe it. His hand rushed to take hold of your wrist and twirled you around to meet his face. Time seemed to slow down as he smashed his lips onto yours, feeling your breath hitch among light gasps.

Two bodies squished up to one another on the sofa. The house was only brightened up by small lamps, competing with the twinkling of the stars in the vast dark sky he once called fake. Beautiful as it was, it could not compare to the sight of you leaning onto him, wrapping your arms around his neck, head leaning back as he peppered featherlight kisses on your neck.

He was suppressing his desire to just throw you on the soft sheets and bury his head into the crook of your neck, inhaling your sweet scent that had his mind go hazy. He could not deny that the presence of you being there had boosted his energy somewhat. The strange grogginess had disappeared the second you came in. He wanted you so badly that it was hurting. But he needed to consider the fact that you had just come home, your rest was necessary. Perhaps he would have to wait until the next sun rose up…

“Wanderer…”

Lifting his head to look into your eyes, he gazed at you as if you were the most enchanting thing in the world. And you are.

“I love you.”

“So much.”

“What’s with the sudden affection?”

A chuckle rose from your throat as his eyes bore into yours, twinkling in the warm light.

“I love you, too. Now, come on… don’t you want me to freshen up? Let go, you big man baby… Actually, minus the big part-”

Before he could react, your frame sprung up from the couch and you sped to the bathroom, not forgetting to stick your tongue out at his face.

“I’m going to get you back for this…”

He huffed out with a sigh. Without noticing, the corners of his lips curled up into a slight smile. This was what he had always wanted. To love you.

And to be loved by you.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Word count: 1163 words

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Crochet and Coquette ♡

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Summary: You like to crochet and he (kinda) likes you crocheting

♡ Wanderer doesn’t mind you and your newest hobby, contrary to how he acts. In fact, even if he doesn’t say it out loud, he adores the way you light up whenever you finish a part of whatever you are making.

♡ When you can’t pay as much attention to him because “it’s almost done” and you “don’t want to forget the pattern”, Wanderer is understanding. Very much so. He is totally not staring at you from the opposite side of the room whatsoever.

♡ Wanderer supports you in smaller ways, asking more about crocheting and even tries his hand at it (even if he sucked). He also accompanies you if you need him to help you bring things back from a shopping trip.

♡ One good thing he can name in particular, is that he likes the focused look on your face. Isn’t there that saying about how a person looks the most attractive when they work? He somewhat understands why you are so intent on watching him write his theses now.

♡ One not good thing also comes with you crocheting however. You are way too interested in putting your cutesy creations, such as bows and flowers onto Wanderer. His hair, his clothes and even his hat is not safe in your hands.

♡ Once, he decided to get a shuteye in the living room. A bad decision as he would later find out. You took it upon yourself to adorn his hair with all of the bows, mostly pink mind you, you have made before. Wanderer woke up after a while and left for work before you could stop him. His colleagues were all amused. Good for them since he absolutely was not.

♡ Well, nothing you can’t solve with a set of puppy dog eyes or two♡

♡ After that though, Wanderer does make sure to keep his things out of your reach, sometimes including himself if you are wide awake around him and feeling like a menace to society.

(Extra: if you are good enough with words, wanderer may just allow you to put one (1) bow onto his hair and take a picture)

A/N: almost wrote this as croquette and coquette...

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Waaa thankiu thankiu anon~ hehe i love writing for you guys as well!

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Wanderer? Never heard of ‘im.

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Summary: Wanderer doesn't like it when you call him by his name~

You stare at Wanderer from across the room, watching his every move with a pout. For whatever reason, he has been acting like he cannot hear you despite his ears twitching when you call out for him. “Wandereeerr! You can’t keep on ignoring me like this!,” you call out to him for the nth time. He ignores you. Again. You contemplate on what to do for a moment when your dear boyfriend finally says something. “Never heard of Wanderer before.”

Your mouth gapes open before you burst into laughter. “My love,” you wheeze while slapping the poor coffee table, “Please don’t tell me you are unhappy that I didn’t call you by nicknames!” You double over dramatically on the couch at Wanderer’s grumpy expression. “So what? Are you going to continue calling me ‘Wanderer’?” You wipe away the fake tear, “Then, ‘Wandy’?” He scrunches his nose. “How about… ‘Hat Guy’?” He groans like the drama queen you know he is. You laugh under your breath, “Last try, last try. My love?” Wanderer turns back at you with a smug grin, “What?” He walks over to your place on the couch, his smile turning devilish with each step. You try to step away to no avail when he cages you between his towering frame and your seat. You laugh until breathless at your beloved boyfriend's flurry of kisses.

In the end, both of you just lay there, snuggling with your limbs entangled while you call him whatever random nickname that your brain suggests and he just rejects them with various degrees of disgust.

A/N: school is burning down pls help

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They’re a runner, they’re a trackstar ☆

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Summary: you tease wanderer by kissing him and then running away

First time it happens, Wanderer is a ball of confusion despite all of his smarts. What just happened? You run up to him in your usual golden retriever way, just suddenly kiss him in the middle of the street, mind you, and run off?? The worst thing is, you only kissed him once. Once. Where are the rest, messily placed on the rest of his face?? He huffs, he will definitely get his revenge!

By the second time that happens, Wanderer is already prepared. He already knows your tactic but despite all of his prep, you still manage to escape, leaving behind a red faced Wanderer and his many colleagues looking at him teasingly. He tries to search for you among the numerous bookshelves before finally surrendering when the alarm he set rings, calling him to return to his stack of theses waiting to be finished. Wander touches the spot where you kissed him as he sits back down.

Third time’s the charm and he finally manages to chase you down. You approached him as usual, hands behind your back and that smug little grin like your plan already worked. A quick peck before you break into a well anticipated sprint… everything would have worked out had Wanderer not immediately sprints after you. Anemo amps up his speed, leading to your defeat. You try to push him away feebly with your hands while struggling against his hold. He cackles in his typical Wanderer way before diving down for the kisses you owe him after all that teasing. Feather light kisses rain all over your face, tickling you until you respond with your own flurry of kisses.

A/N: Happy white day (this is not a white day post lol) and everyone please say happy birthday to my sister (15/3) if possible! Taglist: @amyminhminh

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The ups and downs of dating nerd scara

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: Fluff Summary: random hcs about dating nerdy scara lul

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who would rather go on bookstore dates or long library trips with you than anywhere crowded.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who lays on your lap very utterly casually whenever he’s focused on his book.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who can ramble on and on about his current favorite and just knows that you would listen, with your starry eyes and grinning lips.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who kisses you when you poke at his book in boredom until you promise to not mess with him (until he puts his book down).

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who comes back home with bags full of books and even more books instead of the groceries.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who has two modes, either sleeping extremely on time or not sleeping at all to read a good book unless you call (seduce) him to bed.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who can barely differentiate between humans and dogs from 3 meters away except for you without his glasses.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who, when faced with the deal of trading you for a lot of books, genuinely considers it for a few seconds, just to tease you.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who stops you right before you kiss him to take off his glasses while you pout at him.

♡ Nerd!Scaramouche who uses the excuse of having bad eyesight to intentionally miss your lips and kiss you everywhere else on your face.

A/N: Why is tumblr formatting so ass Taglist: @amyminhminh

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Head Spinner

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff, crack Summary: Wanderer has quite a unique trait that you can't help but notice

Sometimes, just sometimes, and you swear you are not the only one to notice this, but Wanderer is capable of turning his head way more than any human should be able to. And you understand, he has already told you that he is a puppet when you confessed to him (probably to scare you away), but your mind still can’t help but wonder if his head would actually spin when slapped with enough force. You are very sure he would get angry if you ask, though. However, fortune comes to those who are patient and you are one of them. On your usual date in the outskirts of Sumeru city, an anemo slime rushes at Wanderer while he is trying to explain to you the hierarchy of Inazuma (and how to topple it legally, like you are going to do that). You try to warn him but the slime attacks faster than your words and bounces right at his head- And it spins like a pinwheel meeting strong wind. You ward off the enemy quickly but still can’t help but laugh by the end. Wanderer has to stop the spinning manually with a grimace while you lose it on the ground. He grumbles annoyedly and kicks at your trembling figure on the ground, “Oi, don’t laugh at other people’s struggles, idiot.” You just wipe away a fake tear as you sit up on the ground and immediately show off the ring on your middle finger, “But I’m your idiot~!”

A/N: crack fic borne from (maybe) popular demand and my inability to think at midnight &lt;333

Taglist: @amyminhminh @w4llwoo (if you want to be tagged, just say 'tag me' or smth like that~)

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Little treasure chest

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Summary: wanderer with his shy, quiet lover!

♡ Wanderer already noticed your tendency to stay quiet even before you two started dating.

♡ Wanderer would scoff before giving you a push to be more honest with the people around you and get very proud once you start opening up.

♡ When you started dating, he was a bit (very) frustrated that you still couldn’t fully be straightforward about your desires despite being his lover.

♡ Wanderer just ends up learning how to understand your needs more over time and spoils you instead.

♡ You want something slightly expensive for your anniversary? The gift is there on the coffee table with more things along with it. You look at the necklace at the market more than once? On the kitchen table when you bring out the dishes.

♡ Of course, he still wants you to learn how to express your desires so he would sometimes act like he can’t understand your intent gaze until you whisper what you want to him.

♡ If you struggle to properly ask the staff about something on the menu, he would sigh but still help you out, calling the staff and asking in your place.

♡ Overall though, he also kinda starts looking forward to trying to decipher your wants from your fidgeting, almost like trying to open a treasure chest ♡

A/N: light hcs for the start of the week~ Taglist: @amyminhminh (if you want to be tagged, just say 'tag me' or smth like that~)

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Scaramouche Masterlist

In all works I write, unless stated otherwise, the reader is gender neutral.

Fluff - Suitable for all ages Not (as) safe for work - Suggestive or dark(er) content Content warning(s) - Will be included where necessary!

From April 6th to April 30th, I am opening my requests for 100 followers milestone! Check out more here!

HC(s):

♡ Little treasure chest Wanderer x shy! quiet! reader

♡ The ups and downs of dating nerd!Scaramouche How it's like dating nerdy scaramouche~

♡ Crochet and Coquette ♡ Wanderer likes you, and somewhat your crocheting hobby~

Drabbles:

♡ Anniversary with Scaramouche Celebrating your one year anniversary with your dear boyfriend~

♡ Sweet little dove Yandere Scaramouche making you his (obsessive behavior)

♡ Worship me Scaramouche loves his obedient pet! (dom/sub tones, power play(?))

♡ "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" Wanderer loves you, even if you ask the silliest questions at times

♡ Chocolate, Blankets and (Preferably), Cuddles Where Scaramouche helps ease you through your period (female anatomy/reader)

♡ Kiss, Kiss, (already) Fall In Love That one tiktok kiss trend but with Scaramouche

♡ Kiss Me Under The Milky Twilight You celebrating Valentine's day with Scaramouche, even if he's somewhat late.

♡ Cuddle Trouble(s)! Scaramouche x reader who has a lot of plushies

♡ Head Spinner Have you ever thought of what would happen if Wanderer gets slapped?

♡ They’re a runner, they’re a trackstar ☆ The consequences of a kiss-and-run, really

♡ Wanderer? Never heard of 'im. Where you call your boyfriend by the wrong nickname

♡ Height Matters Not! Height (dis)advantage over wanderer~

Fics: (On AO3 only)

♡ A Picnic With Scaramouche (Hopefully Won't End In Disaster)  You and Scaramouche goes on a picnic date

♡ Happy birthday! Your birthday celebration in Sumeru with the one and only Hat Guy Wanderer!

If you want to be tagged on my future scara x reader fics, just comment something along the line of 'tag me' under here or any of my fics~

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Cuddle Trouble(s)!

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: Scaramouche x gn!reader, fluff, modern au Summary: Scaramouche loves both you and your plushies but a man has his needs and that includes abundant cuddle time.

When Scaramouche was invited to your room, he was quite honestly unsure of what to expect. You were the shining light of his life and he would accept anything you throw at him anyways (not that he’d tell you that). He was expecting the worst and was pleasantly surprised by the best possible outcome. Your room was befitting of your personality, especially the numerous stuffed animals lying around. Scaramouche was even impressed by the sheer variety in your room, both in types of animals and sizes. From dogs and cats to bears and even dragons and small, palm sized plushies to ones that were even his height.

Scaramouche would make fun of you upon finding out, yes, but inside he is already plotting to do two things. One, which kind of plushy he should buy for you to decorate your room with, and two, how to push the bigger ones out of the picture when you two cuddle. Ever since you showed him your little secret, you had been a lot more open with cuddling your little friends, even during the time you were supposed to be doing that with him! Gears turned in his mind. He had to solve this problem as soon as possible.

Scaramouche, despite all of his brain and intelligence, could not come up with anything for the life of him. Hell, out of desperation, he even tried to send his thoughts over telepathically! It obviously did not work. In the end, he resolved to just push you into his chest and essentially prevented any space for the stuffed toys between you and him. It did work for the first few times until you started to question him and he relented to you and your adorable annoying puppy dog eyes. You laughed until he turned bright red and refused to communicate in any way shape or form. You two eventually reached a compromise, the plushies got one hour with you everyday, and he got at least two hours. 

Bonus: You had to tell scara to stop getting you more stuffed animals after a while because your shared home was running out of space to put them. In response to that, he got a new shelf.

A/N: i should've touched grass more... Taglist: @amyminhminh (comment if you want to be tagged in future scara x reader posts~)

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Kiss me under the milky twilight

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: Scaramouche x GN!reader, modern au, fluff Summary: Where Scaramouche celebrates Valentine's day with you, even if he's late.

Scaramouche pushes his glasses up while blinking tiredly. Not even the 10th cup of coffee can keep him up for any longer. The file and its blinking mouse begin to look like they are taunting him to no end with the tall pile of paperwork sitting beside him. He lets his forehead hit the desk with a ‘thunk’ while his eyelids shut under their own weight. The moment he is about to drift to dreamland, his own alarm wakes him up. Scaramouche looks at the clock on his cursed computer and is shocked awake. Fuck, he hasn’t prepared anything for you! It is already 23:00 on the 14th! He was supposed to buy the chocolate for you before the last store closed but of course his dumbass boss just had to dump more work on him. ‘You’re a great asset.’ He calls bullshit but he still needs money to buy you your favorite things. He groans. No matter how mean or rude he may act, he has never forgotten to buy you gifts on Valentine’s and any other occasion you like to participate in.

Scaramouche stands up abruptly, puts on his coat, grabs his wallet and clocks out. It’s okay to be late, he thinks, as long as he can get to you before the end of the day, even if there is only an hour left. At this time, only a convenience store would be open so he runs to the nearby Family Mart and looks at the various options under the clerk’s judging stare. And he understands because who even rushes to buy chocolate in a convenience store at 23:00?? Scaramouche looks at the many flavors before picking your usual favorite dark chocolate. He also quickly grabs your favorite tea, pays for them both and makes a dash for your shared home.

You stand on your balcony, fiddling with the little plant that you got from the local fair boredly. Scaramouche knows how early you often go to sleep so he would always go back on time but this is the first time you had to wait for him for so long. Even the fancy dinner you made got cold in the meantime. You pout and push against the succulent’s leaves until you hear rapid footsteps and the gate unlocking. You run down the stairs quickly, opening the door and bumping right into his chest in the front yard. Scaramouche huffs at your excitement despite his heartbeat increasing like a teenage boy in love. He shoves the gifts he got into your hands, “Sorry for being late. I’ll make it up to you tomorrow with something better.” You grins and hugs him tightly, “Don’t worry about that, just come inside. My gift is in the fridge, waiting for you, love.” He holds you tight and kisses you deeply, mumbling against your soft lips adoringly, “What will I ever do without you…”

A/N: This is kinda rushed and the ending is weird but happy Valentine's day~ i'll be suffering for 8hrs later but it ain't important rn Taglist: @amyminhminh (comment if you want to be tagged in future scara x reader posts <3)

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Kiss, kiss, (already) fall in love

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff, modern au, gn!reader Summary: This kiss trend thingy on tiktok but with Scaramouche

Scaramouche was, quite frankly, disgusted at the clip that you showed him for reference. He rejected the idea the moment you tried your puppy dog eyes on him, shaking his head profusely. He huffed, saying that the trend was “cringe and below him to join”. But of course, in true Scaramouche fashion, he softened up once you swore up and down that the clip will remain completely private and promised to make his favorite tea everyday for the rest of the week. He blushed bright red when he saw you lather your lipstick with his favorite shade of red onto your lips. All rationale got thrown out of the window, however, when you climbed onto his lap and started to kiss him all over his face. He was absolutely smothered, your hands entangled in his hair and legs around his waist while your lips worked magic on his bright red face. Before he could recover, you proudly smiled at your ‘masterpiece’ and showed him his current appearance with the mirror nearby. The recording went smoothly enough, minus the silent mental struggle Scaramouche had, leaving you giggling while looking over the pictures and video you took. Irked by your joy at the expense of his face, he pushed you down onto the creaky couch and kissed you until you had to beg for a break. Not that he would stop, anyways.

A/N: early valentine's day post bc i have so much piled up rn~ happy lunar new year as well! Taglist: @amyminhminh

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i love women.

i may have overexaggerated a height difference but like. big strong lady bodyguard do you get me

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Chocolates, Blankets and (Preferably) Cuddles (Scaramouche x F!reader)

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Prompt: Scaramouche helping you out with your period

If it is the first time scaramouche has ever helped you with your period cramps, he would be panicking at how bad they could get and end up following your every word no matter what. he would disappear for a few minutes and return with an armful of your favorite brand of chocolate and stomach warmers because he heard that it can help ease the pain. In the end, the warmers just got thrown to a random corner while scaramouche spoons you, half careful, half awkward. you two just end up dozing off some time late, snuggled up on the (admittedly) old and creaky couch.

Once you have been dating him for some time, whenever your period comes, he would toss you his hoodie before going to grab the chocolate he stocked up beforehand in the kitchen and returning in less than two minutes. scaramouche would huff and mumble random quiet complaints while scooping you into a warm cuddle and turning on the tv to watch your current favorite hatewatch reality show. (yes, this man probably knows your own cycle better than you do after some time.)

For my bbg @amyminhminh

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"Would you still love me if I were a worm?" Wanderer x reader

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(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff, crack Summary: Sometimes, just sometimes, Wanderer is reminded of how silly you are

You asked the question on a peaceful day, completely out of the blue. Wanderer froze up. He did not expect that, whatsoever. Looking into your expectant eyes, he cringed internally. How was he even supposed to respond? He turned away after a few long, arduous seconds.

"I don't know," he grumbled, "maybe I'll keep you in a dirt box and feed you whatever the hell those soft bodied creatures eat."

"But what if I run away or something?"

He looked at you with such doubt filled eyes that you wanted to run for a moment. But what already happened cannot be taken back.

"How the hell would a worm run? It has no legs."

"Legs or no legs doesn't matter! What would you do if, hypothetically, I were a worm and I escaped from you, what would you do?"

He smirks almost irritatingly, "You would never escape from me, would you?" 

You hate and love the fact that he is absolutely right, so instead of responding to spur Wanderer on, you turn away with a pout on your face. Really, who made this man so damn attractive? You huff and walk away briskly, leaving your boyfriend behind as he cackles loudly and way too entertained for his own good.

A/n: early(ier) b-day gift for my bbg @amyminhminh <33 (please get therapy)