totallynotcoffeeturtle

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Deep, Dark Sea

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

CW/TW: kidnapping, slight asphyxiation but not in depth, obessive behavior

Tags: dead dove, pre-relationship, merman (octopus man) scara, obsessive scara, slight stalking Summary: Scara doesn't like that you haven't been coming back to the sea as of late.

a/n: mermay post yyayayayayay sorry for not posting in so long, life has been beating me to the ground so... ye. i haven't written in some time so sorry for the rusty writing

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You really can’t blame Scaramouche for his curiosity, he swears! His kind is well-known for their “pure hearted” pursuit of knowledge, especially of anything related to the taboo, the land dwellers. So of course when he has the chance to sneak away from his bothersome sisters, he would go up to the surface for some human-watching! The humans are so much smaller and fragile than what has been portrayed by the elders, he realized, especially compared to his large tentacle limbs. So how could you possibly blame him for getting oh so fascinated by the pretty little human that is you?

Scaramouche has been watching you since you came out to the choppy waves to scream out all of your grievances and has never stopped. You have been a pop of color to his borderline monotonous life at the bottom of the sea ever since. So sweet and pretty with your trinkets and accessories you are, kicking at the sand to vent your frustration. As years go by, your visits become more and more infrequent, making him panic. He needs things to change. In a moment of total brilliance, he snatched you up. 

Before you can get out a scream at the slimy hands tugging you down from the dock, water fills up your airway. You try to resist, as anyone would, but the weight pulling you down doesn’t let up until dark spots bloom in your vision and you black out.

When you open your eyes again, you are sopping wet, in a random cave with only a single sky well high above letting moonlight shine in and the entry point being a hole that leads to the sea. You can hear the waves lapping at the shore from afar, but nothing else. You look around in a panic, your hands tracing the area around you as you try to make sense of… basically everything. The only thing you remember before hitting the water was a pair of glowing eyes charging at you and sharp claws digging into your skin.

As your eyes adapt to your surroundings, you have a distinct feeling that you are not quite alone. The very opposite, in fact. You slowly turn around, your breath hitches. The same glowing pair of eyes.

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taglist: @amyminhminh @xrmywaifxx @samyayaya

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

nothing to say but yes, my bbg is worth it.

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

A married cowboy? More plausible than it seems.

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(No hsr masterlist yet, sorry!) || Genshin masterlist

Tags: angst, some fluff, all hurt no comfort, established relationships, gn! reader. Summary: What more can a galactic ranger wish for, surrounded by his beloved spouse, child and all of his friends?

Cw: mentions of death, loss of loved ones, revival of said loved ones, some self hatred (from boothill), dead reader

A/N: boo! yes, this is the new fandom i am writing for! and how could you guys tell that i love seeing the little guy in pain? more pain for boothill very, very soon! (i love him, he's such a funny dood)

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✩ You meant so much to him. You were both the reason he picked up the gun and the reason he set it down at the door.

✩ He was ecstatic to adopt a child of your own, to expand the family he had built with you.

✩ He admittedly cried the day your little kiddo pointed at him and call ‘dada’ in your arms.

✩ Boothill didn't say it much, but he always looked forward to arriving home to your warm smile and table full of freshly made food.

✩ He would give up the world for you in a blink an eye.

✩ Boothill always loved to cuddle you and your child to sleep, even when he gets pushed right off the bed when either of his favorite people in the world fell asleep.

✩ He also loved to help you around the house and watch your daughter doodle on the floor,  simply play house with her, or let himself be the dress-up doll to you and your daughter’s mischievousness.

✩ Boothill appreciated each day he got to live in peace with his family right by his side, in the rare, hard-earned peace at the farm. 

★ So nothing can ever prepare him for that day.

★ He survived, just barely. But you? 

★ He saw your body getting turned into ashes while making a futile attempt to protect your child.

★ Boothill had lost his family and everyone he loved in one day.

★ In Penacony, in the dream, he sees you once again, still perfectly healthy and waiting for him.

★ Boothill freezes up. He doesn't want you to see him in this state.

★ He has already lost himself, more metal than man, more bloodstained than even a hardened criminal.

★ For a moment, he wants to run away, somehow board his ship again and make a swift escape, just so you will not have to lay eyes upon his current state.

★ During that split second, you are already running to him for a hug, laying soft kisses all over his face with reckless abandon.

★ It is as if nothing changed, you, him and your sweet child in the golden wheat fields.

★ Boothill staggers but instinctively uses a hand to hold you up. He doesn't want to believe that this is just a dream.

★ He wants to be selfish just once, after all of the years he spent trying to protect his own justice.

★ He threads his now mechanical fingers through your hair slowly. Oh the things he would trade just to feel each strand against his skin again.

★ It is just like before, he kisses you awake and hands you your cup of coffee, all the while guiding his daughter out of bed and getting her to go change.

★ He watches you reheat the leftovers from the kitchen entrance, love shimmering in his eyes before pulling out the chairs for his royalties, you and your little daughter.

★ The peaceful days once again feel like they can go on forever, this time on the planet of festivities.

…

★ When Boothill fires the shot, he can still see you from afar. You look up at him, still holding the kiddo between your arms.

★ The barely healed wound inside his metal heart bleeds again when you smile at him, almost knowingly, and waves. Your kid waves along despite being confused, shooting a toothy smile at his direction.

★ Oh, she lost another tooth today. He wonders if you have helped little kiddo throw it onto the roof or do you need help with it later on when he returns.

★ Boothill closes his eyes tightly. He refuses to see his family slip through the cracks of his fingers again.

★ The dream ends for everyone, both those who want to be free of it and those who wish to sink. Boothill’s medals shimmer in the light cutting a path through the sky. 

★ The moon is beautiful again tonight.

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Taglist: (comment 'tag me' under this post or the soon-to-exist masterlist to be tagged in future boothill / hsr posts)

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

The Devil Works Hard But...

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

[1] [1.5 (You are here!)] [2 (Up coming...)]

Tags: fluff, pre-relationship, gn! reader, very little involvement with reader for this part lol Summary: Wanderer prepares for your upcoming not date while everyone else in Sumeru act like proud parents

A/N: oh wow part 1.5 of heart eyes on you with no pt 2 in sight, truly turtle fashion. /lh but part 2 is, at the very least, on my plans, AND i am expanding the fandoms i write for! yippie!

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Wanderer looks through his closet only to be met with the sad reality that he only has multiple variations of his usual outfits and nothing else. To make matters worse, he has no perfume or anything nice smelling! Maybe he should have just gone with the Traveler to make some ‘human contact’ and ask them for advice a while ago. But by now, Wanderer can do nothing but suck it up and somehow devise a nice casual outfit and some type of perfume that you like.

For the rest of the night, the puppet shuffles through his entire memory to at least try to find a scent you seemed to be appealed by and an outfit he can get quickly. Without notice, the sun has already come up and sucker punched him like the bastard it has always been. Wanderer sits up and finally comes to the reality that he needs assistance.

He completes his work with record speed once he has a set goal for himself and starts going down the list of people he knows, arranged from potentially most helpful to downright of no help at all, with a certain dancer in the plaza as the first target. By the end of the day, everyone managed to be equally unhelpful. Whenever he asks them for some advice, they just smile at him like a gossipy auntie in the market and pat his shoulder, saying that he is fine as is. LIKE THAT IS OF ANY USE???? The puppet almost wants to rip out his hair in sheer frustration but calms himself down. This is not like him to be so stirred up. He sighs and lies down for a quick break before returning to his search.

Of course, Wanderer knows full well that he has an abundance of charm but he also knows that you will be putting in effort to dress up as well. All that he wants is to match up to your level of care for the hangout! Days go by with snail-pace progress being made until the big day is right near.

He pushes the door open and walks down the street leading to the cafe, the first rays of warm sunlight chasing away any sleepiness left in his system. Wanderer sits down at a table outside, only a few hours too early, smoothes out an imaginary wrinkle on his shirt and checks out his breath again for the n-th time. He swallows to push down his heart threatening to leap out of his chest.

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taglist: @amyminhminh @xrmywaifxx @samyayaya @materialgrowll @secretsoflotus

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Chromatic Act IV: Give her happiness

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Tags: fluff, established relationship, Nahida and Wanderer found family, gn! reader Summary: Out of everyone else's sight, you and Wanderer prepare a smaller, but just as heartfelt gift for the little Archon.

A/N: this is just my addition to the nahida birthday event because i refuse to believe that wanderer would do so little for her on her big day !!!

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Nahida smooths a hand over her heart, the smile on her lips lingering even hours after the main celebrations are done. She is still in bliss from everyone's wholehearted gifts, even more so when she sees you and Wanderer waiting for her at the gate. The small archon runs over and is almost immediately picked up by the puppet. She can hear him grumble under his breath about how she needs to take her safety more seriously even if she is one of The Seven but she knows that this is simply him being the worrywart he is. (She can ignore him talking about her lackluster height for the time being)

Nahida looks over to look at you smiling at her and your boyfriend. He was standing outside awkwardly and huffing arrogantly at anyone passing by (and had the gall to look at him questioningly) while covering the sunlight for you with his hat,... almost an hour earlier than the set time.

As you three walk, you giggle at the memory of him shuffling on the flat of his feet when the group was about to take the group picture. He was too awkward to walk over nor did he know how to make the entrance without exposing his waiting for the past hour, so instead he glared inside the Pardis Dhyai every few seconds until Nahida spotted you two. Wanderer tries to send a warning glare at you, he knows that mischievous look on you too well, but fails because Nahida is very interested in your laughter. Cold sweat drips down his back despite the rare cool temperature. The researcher is already prepared to use his vision and bolt away the moment you attempt to expose him, but he also cannot leave you behind in the middle of the way back! Everything culminates in him picking you up in his arms as well and starts the rush home. 

Wanderer is NOT taking the shame today!

Like he anticipated, the speed and the cool wind is more than enough to take your mind off the matter. With the Wandy Express™, arriving back at Sumeru is speedy and incredibly fun, with the only one not enjoying his time being your method of transport. You kindly pat his back as he tries to regain his breath, the smirk of your face still present. You whisper, “You are only safe until the end of today.,” and walk back to accompany the small Archon back, leaving Wanderer behind in his terror.

Nahida smiles at your banter. It was the correct decision to have matchmade the two of you a while ago. The walk up to her residence is not too long but somehow it feels like you are trying to drag it out. She plays along with your awkward attempts, curious about what is to come. By the time you reach the door, you cough into your fist and open the door slowly and suspensefully into the dark space. You loudly announce her arrival, cueing the dramatic reveal of the small party inside. There are gifts of all sizes on a table on the sides, various foods on the center table and padisarahs flourishing everywhere in the wide space. The Archon gasps when Wanderer picks her up again and you put matching flower crowns for all of you.

She had not expected the two of you to have gone all out for another celebration as well. Her heart swells in joy and tightly hugs Wanderer while beckoning you to join in as well. Nahida is overjoyed to have her favorite people, or as the elemental beings said, her family members to celebrate her birth.

(Extra: Nahida tries out the misshapen sweets and can guess it is Wanderer’s attempt, so she drags out a questioning hum, watching your poor boyfriend sweat in anxiety at how his food is perceived from the corners of her eyes. His tense shoulder slumps in sheer relief when she says that it tastes nice. You quietly laugh from your little corner, Nahida really likes to tease Wanderer, huh?)

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taglist: @amyminhminh @xrmywaifxx @samyayaya

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Hiiii, I love your writing sm I could eat it <3

Can you do a fic with scara where reader has a really bad fever and is in and out of consciousness, and getting really bad fever induced nightmares (fever dreams)? Like totally delirious and out of it

Tysmmmm and keep well! <33

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Tags: angst (?), mostly hurt/little to no comfort ngl, gn! reader, open end

A/N: sorry for not posting, life kinda german suplex-ed me and still is rn, i have scheduled more posts for later bc i probably will still not have time for another. and so so so so so sorry that i replied so late! i am bad at angst so yeah,,, either way, thank you for the compliments, i love you and drink your water!

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For the first time ever, the Fatui members are witnessing the Balladeer, of all people, panic from hearing a report from another agent “deployed for more pressing matters”. Everyone has to do a double-take as he rushes away from his position, wondering what in the world can make him so flustered as his footsteps echo in the quiet hallway.

He slams the door open, snow already piled up on his hair. Scaramouche kicks off his boots, shrugs off the thick coat and snow on his body, and immediately goes into your shared bedroom to check on you. It is during these moments that he is so grateful to live near a populated area. Your friend had found you collapsed on the floor when they came over earlier and even took care of you until he came back. (The loudness is annoying, yes, but you are the most important to him.) He nods at the friend as they leave the room to your privacy.

He basically rushes to your side once they leave, pressing his cold palm against your heated cheeks. A soft, but concerned, smile blooms on his lips when he feels you nuzzling against his hand. Scaramouche uses his free hand to change your already warmed towel and wipe up your sweat. His frown only deepens when you groan quietly, stirring in your rest. You seem to be in so much pain yet he is so powerless in the face of your suffering. The harbinger wipes you down where he can with a towel again, trying whatever he can to relieve your discomfort.

Never before has he felt so mad at himself for his powerlessness. The harbinger holds onto your hand tightly, wishing it was him who is in pain. Or maybe *he* is the cause. Scaramouche's selfishness made you leave your temperate homeland for the everlasting cold of Snezhnaya. He is always like this. Bringing misfortune to the people he loves. Cold sweat runs down his back at the mere possibility of you losing your life and it is all. Because. Of. Him. The puppet's breathing slows to a halt. He is terrified of the prospect of you no longer being by his side with your sweet, sweet smiles and sparking eyes.

Your soft voice breaks him out of his reverie, “My love?”. Your raspy call is the only thing he needs to rush to your side again, his knees hitting the ground with a much louder thud than he had anticipated. His breath stills, scared that he may have just disturbed your hard-earned peaceful rest. The puppet whispers as he takes your hands in his, “Yes, my heart?”. Only silence and your steady breathing answer him. Scaramouche quickly realizes it is only you sleep talking and sighs, rubbing his cheek against your warmed palm in the vain hope that this can soothe you somehow. Oh how he wishes to be able to just take the suffering in your place…

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taglist: @amyminhminh @xrmywaifxx @samyayaya

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Long(?) Distance Relationship

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Tags: fluff, gn!reader, pre-established relationship, mild crack ig Summary: is a long-distanced relationship even possible when your boyfriend can just travel on foot cross nations for you?

A/N: so uhhhh this kinda sucks but it's midnight here and i'm losing my marbles or however that saying goes. happy reading yall w/c: 1.3k

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You place your luggage down onto the wooden floor of the rental in Mondstadt city, sighing under your breath. The week-long boat trip from Sumeru to the docks and then another few days worth of slime balloon flight had not been easy on your body, especially since you mostly bury yourself in research upon research instead of strengthening your body.

A sense of peace wells up as you take in the bustling atmosphere of the people and the music carried by the wind through the window as you sit down onto the bed. It was the right choice to go to Mondstadt for your new project! You do miss Wanderer much more than you would ever admit after all the traveling though.

Quickly clearing up your mind, you put away your things and tidy up the room a little so that it is more livable than before. As you hang up the last of your clothes, a piece of paper falls down to the ground. You pick it up and freeze at the realization that it is the note you wanted to leave for Wanderer about leaving. A few moments pass and you give up on trying to think. Whatever will happen is for the future you to worry about!

Meanwhile, your poor boyfriend just returns to your shared abode after having to help the Dendro Archon out in the desert. Wanderer was expecting to see you excitedly rushing to greet him, or at least hear you in the living doing random things but is met with an empty home. His non-existent heart stops beating for a split second. Where did you go!? So the only reasonable action Wanderer can take is to rush out and grab the nearest familiar looking scholar for interrogation.

While questioning his victim, his brain is filled with the worst possibilities he knows, what if you finally realized that he is unsuitable for you, or you got kidnapped or- The poor scholar can barely answer him before getting thrown onto the ground and feeling a gust of wind rushing by, followed by a trail of dust. Wanderer breathes a sigh of relief knowing you are safe and sound. He thanks the Dendro Archon that you are simply on a work trip to Mondstadt of all places.

The anemo vision on his waist glows as he pushes the limit on speed before he inevitably is forced to go on foot once again. The puppet complains under his breath. He did not realize the way to Mondstadt is this long but at least this would be faster than to travel on any other transportation method. He also simply cannot believe that you would leave for your research now of all times. The puppet was away for two, t-w-o weeks(!) and you dare to leave without even informing him beforehand! Admittedly, he was released from his duties much earlier than expected but you could have left a note! (Even if technically you did, the results still matter more in this case)

Wanderer is immediately stopped at the gate of the city. The guards both looked at each other when they saw him rushing over at the speed of light and anger (?) practically radiating off him and swiftly concluded that he is, in fact, a danger. He stops when they block his entry because he is a law-abiding citizen! The scholar stands there in annoyance, one of his feet tapping the ground impatiently as his eyes flit over the two soldiers trying to do their jobs. Even if he would love to just go right over their heads, he can already hear Nahida nagging at him the moment he steps foot in the vicinity of Sumeru.

He zones out slowly at the mind-bogglingly boring questioning and profiling despite its necessity. The puppet wonders if you are doing fieldwork or writing out your plans at the moment. Wanderer is already planning how he would punish you for your lack of communication and- He snaps out of his thoughts at the guards handing back his identification papers with a polite apology for stopping him. He simply nods and walks in. Paperwork is always so tedious!

Meanwhile, you walk around the library of the Knights of Favonius, in awe at the sheer collection of books available and the crisp cleanliness somehow maintained despite everything. The librarian is an oddball but that is just how scholars are sometimes. Not the oddest one you have had the pleasure of meeting, at least. You run your fingers over the leather book spines as you hum along with the music selection from the gramophone. One book, and then another, and another one… They begin to stack up higher than you had expected. You stare at the pile in mild contemplation. How are you supposed to bring all of this back?

Lisa, ever the sweetheart, taps your shoulder and promises to help you reserve the books until your next visit. With that out of the way, you carry a comfortable amount in your (not) noodle arms back to your humble abode.

Wanderer walks into the bustling city while looking for your silhouette in the crowds. The guards said that there has been no scholar leaving the city for the last few days so you should still be around the place. He regrets not having planned this out better so he would not have to be walking around like a headless fly right now. He stops for a moment at the water fountain and allows himself to take a breather. You would tease the living hell out of him if you ever find out that he was in such a rush to see you again. Despite the way Wanderer acts, the corners of his mouth rise subconsciously at the thought of your surprised expression when meeting him. Maybe you would even be so happy that you hug him tightly and shower him with affection…

Instead he gets attacked right in the face with a thick encyclopedia on Mondstadt’s oral legends and a frantic scream that threatens to blow out his eardrums. Truly makes him wonder if he stepped out of the house with the wrong foot or something like that… Wanderer still catches the books flying at him, despite the urge to watch the world burn, and looks at the perpetrator in anger until he realizes it is you who did that. You know what, he can forgive you as long as you promise not to leave him without notice again.

You tumble, full Inazuman rom com novel style, sending you and your books flying at the fountain. A blood curdling scream makes its way out of your throat, effectively stunning everyone in the plaza. Honestly, for a moment, you wish that a hole would open up on the ground beneath you and swallow you up. You push yourself up from the ground, your knees still aching from the impact. You slowly look up at your victim and you rub your eyes vigorously at the sight that greets you. Isn’t Wanderer supposed to be in Sumeru right now? Are you somehow hallucinating in the middle of the day??

Regardless if this is an illusion whatever twisted god up in Celestia may be subjecting you to, you stand up and rush into your beloved boyfriend’s arms for a hug, deftly avoiding the books and the possibility of falling right into the water. As awkwardly as he is, Wanderer returns your affection. He pats your back lightly while maintaining a delicate balance with the books in his hand and you. Feeling your warmth against him is more than enough to make the trip here worth it.

The touching moment is cut short when you push him away. The puppet pouts a little but allows you to do so either way. “So uhh, how did you get here? Are you free from your deadlines yet?” He freezes up. Oh no.

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Taglist: @amyminhminh @xrmywaifxx @samyayaya

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Touch Starved

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Summary: Wanderer wants to feel you against him, even when working Tags: fluff, pre-established relationship, gn!reader

A/N: I was too busy reading random novels online sowwy nor sowwy

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Wanderer is discreet, as he is in most matters of his day-to-day life… or at least he thinks he is. Every now and then, he craves your touch against his skin, your fingers dancing across his arms and soft lips against his. During those moments, he pushes his chair just a bit closer to you, his legs stretch out to graze against your thighs. You can practically feel his eyes flicking over your face. He might as well be all over you by now but his ego is too much for him to be vulnerable. Though not in public and not when he is supposed to be razor focused on the books in front of him.

At least you are so kind as to satisfy his desires without exposing him. Wanderer feels a bone-deep sense of comfort at your fingers intertwining with his cool ones and the soft pads, roughened in all the right ways, mess with his knuckles. The puppet almost melts into a puddle whenever you offer him even a sliver of affection, even if he refuses to show it at all. He does not know that you can feel the happiness radiating off him, nor are you planning to tell him at all. It can remain as your little secret~

(Extra: though if he craves your touch at home, he would be very straightforward and simply pulls you onto his lap or drapes himself on top of you on the bed. Whenever you stir or move too much, Wanderer makes you settle down by biting your cheeks. He likes hearing you grumble while he deals with his work, which makes it more enjoyable for him.)

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Taglist: @amyminhminh @xrmywaifxx @samyayaya

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

My fandoms and my fandom neighbors!

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Heart Eyes, On You

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

[1 (You are here!)] [1.5] [2(Up coming...)]

Tags: pre-established relationship, fluff, Nahida cameo, gn!reader Summary: just two dumdums crushing on each other~

A/N: honestly i am so close to just crumbling right now. Have a nice rest of your week lul

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Nahida stares intently at Wanderer and his totally well concealed heart eyes directed at you on the opposite end of the Akademiya. She can’t help but wonder if he is even attempting to hide his very obvious crush on you by this point when even the new students know of his feelings for you. The archon sighs and pokes at his cheek, “Have you ever considered confessing?” 

Wanderer almost jumps up in surprise, much to Nahida’s amusement, before directing a not-so harsh glare at her. He doesn’t respond, but instead points at the additional work she just gave him judgingly. She coughs into her fist, “Maybe finally getting your crush can help you with concentrating.” Now it is the scholar’s turn to cough (read: choke on his spit) quietly, “None of your business. Go back to reading or something.” She shrugs before fading, presumably back to her chamber.

Wanderer huffs. What does the little brat even know about his feelings anyways? (Quite frankly, a lot.) His gaze shifts back to your busy figure, dashing from one end of the room to the other. Unknowingly, his gaze softens up more than he would ever admit whenever you are around. Wanderer forces himself to focus on the work instead of, well, you. Pen in hand, paper in the other, he is confident he himself is going insane. The scholar’s senses are actively working against him, running away to your side rather than staying on the numerous files on the table.

The sound of your steps is almost resounding inside his ears, your hushed chatter is like a spell designed to charm him away from responsibilities. Wanderer almost smashes his face into his palms. He curses out the gods above. Celestia is actively working against him by this godforsaken point! His mumbling only ceases when the sound of your steps get closer to him, eventually halting right at his side. 

All of the gloom gets blown right away at the quiet little way you shuffle on your heels as you try to find a way to start the conversation, and gets replaced by heat rising up his cheeks. The puppet looks up at you, indigo eyes only reflecting your shape. You take a deep breath, “Would you like to hang out some time later? You know, as thanks for the help the day before..!” He smiles softly before opening his mouth…

Part two..?

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Taglist: @amyminhminh @samyayaya

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Put a Ring On That... !

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Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Tags: fluff, established relationship, gn!reader, Nahida cameo Summary: Just Wanderer preparing for the happiest day of his life, really.

A/N: life is beating me up so hard rn lmao have some fluffy hcs and i may return later !!

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♡ Boyfriend!Wanderer who doesn’t really care about marriage and thinks that just being together is enough.

♡ Boyfriend!Wanderer who sees how happy you are at your friend’s wedding so he starts thinking about the prospect more.

♡ Boyfriend!Wanderer who, after months of contemplation, planning and (not so) discreetly measures your ring finger in your sleep, proposes… by accident.

♡ Boyfriend!Wanderer who drops the ring box while walking up to the planned location, panics when you turn to look at him and just holds it up.

♡ Boyfriend!Wanderer who forgets everything he planned because of the incident and just spills out any word that pops up in his mind.

♡ Boyfriend Fiancé!Wanderer who still can’t believe that you just said yes so easily despite all of his fuckups.

♡ Fiancé!Wanderer who grins dopily whenever he sees you cherishing your promise ring but hides it before you can see.

♡ Fiancé!Wanderer who makes sure he is not dreaming every single morning when you cuddle against him in your sleep.

♡ Fiancé!Wanderer who has a secret calendar to count down the days until your wedding and a matching secret notebook where he keeps all of your wedding ideas and wishes.

♡ Fiancé!Wanderer who gets locked out of Nahida’s office because he always ends up oversharing about you, as a whole.

♡ Fiancé!Wanderer who makes sure you do not have to tire yourself out over the planning for the ceremony but ensures your involvement to make the day your shared dream date.

♡ Fiancé!Wanderer who definitely does not blush bright red at the picture Nahida gave him of you in your wedding clothes nor does he keep it in his wallet with him at all times.

♡ Fiance!Wanderer who thanks every single deity he can think of at the sight of you walking down the aisle during practice runs. ~

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Sleepy Affirmations

Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist || kinda part 2 to this

Tags: fluff, established relationship, kinda ooc(?) scara Summary: what scaramouche wants scaramouche gets (it's a confession)

A/N: wahahaha finally got this out of the drafts !!! but also this was supposed to be the part one rather than part 2... writer's block is rough

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Scaramouche, for all that he is, understands that he is not suitable to be loved nor is he for loving someone else. Yet, he loves you. And even more blessedly in his accursed life, you reciprocate his affections in your own silly mortal ways. Actions speak louder than words, you would insist, so you shower him in small, but thoughtful gifts, in kisses before he leaves for his duties and when he returns to your shared abode, and in the little notes you take in consideration of him.

The harbinger adores all the moments you share with him and, no one knows this, the trinkets you gave him with all of his heart. He keeps all of your gifts in a chest, hidden somewhere in your house but close enough for him to clean on the regular (he is not going to let anyone else see how sappy he is when facing the proof of your love, nuh uh). 

At the same time though, he can’t help but crave something verbal from you. Does it sound desperate? Yes. Is he? Also yes, just slightly harder to admit to. Scaramouche would not beg for a love confession of all things but he cannot deny that when he first hears you whisper a quiet ‘I love you’ while he was supposedly sleeping, it took way too much effort to keep himself from whipping his head over to look at you. The harbinger remains still, his ears perk up to try and take in any sound you make from your pillow castle. You shuffle on the sheets and reach over to him slowly, making him tense up. You run your finger down his hair slowly as you whisper his name with so much love overflowing he can feel himself melting into the mattress. Scaramouche is loved. And loved so deeply is he that he wishes time would cease to move. He wishes for an eternity in your arms alone.

Scaramouche, for the first time in a long while, drifts to a proper sleep, all thanks to you. He just hopes that this won’t be a one-off thing~

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[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Fan Favorite!

Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Tags: fluff, modern au, streamer!scara, established relationship Summary: you play a teenie tiny prank on your streamer boyfriend ♡

A/N: I got writers' block!!! sorry for slow req returns i tried to push this out to deal with my block ><; it didn't do much but i should return sooner or later lul

Wanderer adjusts his headset for one last time, grumbling about something under his breath before turning his camera on, starting the stream. Before he can even say hi to the chat, comments already start to run at the speed of light, something he is not used to despite all of his popularity. He squints, trying to catch what his viewers are saying while telling them to ‘calm the fuck down’. Wanderer freezes. He can only hope that it is not about what he thinks it is. The streamer reaches up to his face, moving his gaze over to his camera, looking at the reflection of his own face. He stares down at his fingers, stained with your favorite lipstick color and can feel his cheeks warming up way too quickly for his own preference.

How did he not notice your odd behavior the entire evening? Even when you are rather affectionate (not that he minds), you never smother him in kisses right before a stream and that damned smirk as you rush out of the room. Wanderer grits his teeth at that tiny, barely audible giggle of yours leaking through the crack of the door. He takes off his headset as quietly as possible while turning off the stream, walks over to the door and pulls it wide open, making you fall backwards against him. You can feel cold sweat running down your back at his sweet sweet smile. You scramble to run away from your boyfriend but are captured before you can make a single move. Wanderer pulls you into his arms and holds you in a princess carry, a very nice moment had you not been sure of the punishment that is sure to follow the sound of the door closing behind you.

Suffice to say, you will totally not pull that again for the near future. ...Or will you?

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Good Night and Sweet Dreams

Genshin masterlist || Scaramouche masterlist

Tags: fluff, pre-established relationship, gn!reader Summary: what is a person (you) to do when their favorite person only ever confess when they are asleep?

You and Scaramouche are like the sun and the moon side by side, you being the much more vocal counterpart to his quiet, 'action over words' self. You can confess your love for him ten times over and there is 0% chance of him returning it… during daytime.

At night, when you are (assumed to be) deep asleep and cannot hear him, Scaramouche finally becomes more honest. He would stare at you with eyes so filled with love he wonders how he could hide it normally, a hand cushioning your head on the bed, at your behest, and the littlest smile on his thin lips. Words of affection tumble from his lips unguarded, threatening to bury you underneath them. After finishing up with his "mushy" confession, Scaramouche just lies back down and allows himself to rest.

What he does not know, however, is that you have heard everything, every single night. It was an accident at first, yes, but slowly, it becomes a nightly routine for you to act like you fell asleep and wait until Scaramouche allows himself to be vulnerable around your “sleeping” self. Words uncharacteristically soft spill out unbidden, revealing all of the affection he holds for you and you only.

Maybe one day, Scaramouche will be brave enough to tell you all of this face-to-face. But until then, you suppose you will continue to hold this little secret close to your heart~ ♡

A/N: Man my body is killing me...

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Palm Kisses and Plum Wine

Genshin masterlist

Tags: tooth-rotting fluff, confessions, affectionate drunk heizou Summary: What is one to do when there is a drunk detective in your lap at midnight?

This is bad. Very very very bad. Not because you committed some unspeakable atrocities for the best detective in all of Inazuma to be climbing into your house through the open window, but because said detective, namely Heizou, is your boyfriend and is extremely, horrendously drunk. 

Your pretty man, your favorite human being on this whole godforsaken continent is already adept at making your heart race like no tomorrow. And him now with no inhibitions? A menace to society, especially your poor overworked heart. You quietly stare up at Heizou’s slim figure straddling your lap, your hands clasped in his while he mutters whatever loving, sugar-filled sentences that appear in his mind. You cannot help but wonder inwardly how you even got into this situation.

To understand your current situation fully, you must turn back time to less than an hour ago. 

You were going to get a cup of water and something else to entertain yourself with for the night when you heard a rustle from the kitchen. You froze up. Usually, just Heizou’s reputation and the sheer frequency of him coming over is enough to chase anyone with evil intentions away. You gripped tightly onto the bottle of milk nearby and prepared yourself for a bitter struggle… Only to see the ‘criminal’ was Heizou, utterly drunk and could not find his keys for whatever reason (They were in his other pocket, courtesy of his brilliantly intoxicated brain). So of course the idea his brilliant mind cooked up was to climb through your window!

At the sight of you, still very distressed due to his decision, Heizou immediately jumps over. His body slams against you and the detective pushes you down along with the momentum, putting you into a rather suggestive position. It would be a heart pounding scene if your poor lower back did not have to take both his weight and gravity. Before you can question him, the strong scent of plum wine fills your senses with the sheer proximity between your faces. On his thin lips is a soft, oh-so-smitten smile that serves to make his eyes shine even bright under the moonlight and the dim lantern you just lit up.

He pulls you up by pulling on your wrists, making you lean on him, and proceeds to cup his own face with your palms. Heizou smiles even brighter at the coolness against his flushed cheeks. “Did… did you drink?,” you ask, just to confirm your already very sure assumption. In response, the burgundy haired man nuzzles his cheeks against your hold while slowly blinking his beautiful eyes. You sigh as you attempt to calm your heart from its 100 km per hour pace. He pauses for a moment and relief washes over you. Maybe you can finally get him to bed and no longer have to deal with this awkward situation?

“Love? Let’s get you tucked in?,” you suggest. A part of you wishes to continue to stay in this position, but for the sake of both your heart and your spine, you ask him the question. Heizou stares into your eyes, his gaze hazy yet clear at the same time. His hold on your hand refuses to budge. Moments pass as he seems to fall into contemplation. You wonder if you should try and escape while he is distracted but his grip would not budge at all. 

Slowly, his face turns between your palms, his cool lips making contact with the thenar sends a shiver up your spine. Heizou’s gorgeous eyes curve into little crescents at the warmth practically glowing from your pretty face, much like a smug cat getting away with messing up your house. But he doesn’t stop there, no no, he wants you to lose all of your composure for him. The detective’s whispers seem to echo in the quiet of the night, “I love you…” and he repeats his confession continuously, only ceasing for the brief moments he kisses your palm with reverence in his eyes. His peach blossom eyes reflect your flustered expression like a spring lake, no longer attempting to hold back his affection, every single thought he had been holding onto spills out in tides. Heizou kisses your palms slowly, each time lingering like he just wants the moment to be frozen forever. Between kisses, he makes sure to confess until you are completely sure of the feelings he holds until you are drowned in a sea of his adoration for you.

Heizou only stops when he falls asleep in the middle of kissing your left hand while still mumbling about how perfect you are in his eyes and how he would ‘arrest all the criminals in the world to keep you safe and sound’. In the end, you decide to drag him to your bedroom and let him cuddle you until the morning.

(Extra: Heizou screams like a maiden at the sight of you sleeping beside him when he woke up. He is genuinely worried that he might have hurt you in some way the night before and promises to take responsibility. So you tell him to explain to your neighbors as to why he sneaked in last night. Through the one that every single existence can see easily. At midnight.)

A/N: ngl this is the longest drabble i've posted yet lul and also my first ever heizou drabble so 🎉🎉🎉 i swear i will make a proper taglist soon pls and happi pride month! Signora x reader drabble soon bc i need her hands on my neck asap!!!

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Genshin Masterlist

Any character with a good number of works will get their own masterlist!

Scaramouche masterlist

In all works I write, unless stated otherwise, the reader is gender neutral.

Fluff - Suitable for all ages Not (as) safe for work - Suggestive or dark(er) content Content warning(s) - Will be included where necessary!

Hcs:

♡ 1940s Gal Pal Experience with Arlecchino! (Arlecchino x reader) Life with your horrible husband isn't so bad with Arle on your side~ (fem!reader, infidelity)

Drabbles:

♡ Palm Kisses and Plum Wine (Heizou x reader) Who knew Heizou would be even more dangerous for your heart when drunk?

Fics: (On AO3 only)

♡ Ex-Archon Gets Stabbed And He Doesn't Mind?!?!?!?! (real not clickbait) (Zhongli x reader) The title kinda says it all already... (DEAD DOVE, CANNIBALISM, BLOOD AND GORE PLS READ THE WARNINGS)

♡ The Sweetest of Flowers Dedicated To You (Sucrose x reader) Where you revive an ancient breed of sweet flower for your crush

♡ The Story of How One (1) Chapstick Almost Flattened Mondstadt City (Sucrose x reader) You commit some tomfoolery and what happens next happened.

♡ The Forbidden Taste of Love (And Desire) (Signora x reader) Sometimes you wonder if it's right for you to be with The Fair Lady. (fem!reader, suggestive)

♡ If You Smell Something Burning It's My Heart (Neck) (Signora x reader) Your lovely girlfriend decides to squeeze your neck one sunny day (strangulation, burns, fem!reader)

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1940s Gal Pal Experience w/ Arlecchino!

Genshin masterlist

Cw!: cheating (both sides), intentional poisoning, probably historical inaccuracies bc i'm not american Tags: girls being girls, fluff (?), 1940s America setting, female reader Summary: Your husband has been cheating on you so you do what a woman should do in such a difficult time~

♡ You hate your husband and so does he. But you are married now and divorce is not available for you for the time being. You hate him even more for not even trying to hide signs of his infidelity

♡ So, like any other housewife, you stroll around your neighborhood after your grocery trip, to walk off your displeasure, meeting Arlecchino on the way.

♡ You two just clicked like two pieces of a puzzle. It is as if she is the one you have been waiting for all along.

♡ It is simply friendship at first, with her visiting your house every now and then, apparently grieving her filthy rich husband, and you coming over during the day to rant about your horrible husband.

♡ Everything changes when you drunkenly wish to marry Arle instead.

♡ There is an undeniable spark in her usually dull eyes, she whispers her plan like viscous poison pouring into your heart.

♡ So your little plan begins. Your day starts with putting a tiny amount of lead into your husband’s coffee mug, giving him lead infused stationeries and other small deeds.

♡ You, while cuddling with Arle, are met with the oh so tragic news of your husband’s (not so) sudden death on the phone.

♡ Fortunately, despite the grief you face with his death, you have your close friend’s assistance through everything, from the funeral planning to inheritance settlement.

♡ Soon after, you move in with Arle on the excuse that the house is 'simply too big and lonesome’ for the pitiful housewife you are.

♡ Every day, you simply spend the day away with your “best friend”, cuddling, cooking together and more. Only from then on do you truly understand what marital bliss is~ You hope that your husband is blessing you from his special little spot in hell ♡

A/N: first time posting anyone else other than scara lul