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"I absolutely forgot about this account and I can't believe people recently have interacted with it"
Lars Ulrich
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"On the next album we will be releases out new song, the unforgiven 28."
Lars Ulrich
#metal#metallica#lars4mayor#lars ulrich#dave mustaine#megadeath#megadeth#james hetfeild#jason newsted#funny#humour#joke#comedy#the unforgiven
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"I'm scared of salad"
Lars Ulrich
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"We canceled the new album."
Lars Ulrich
#metal#metallica#hardwired#lars Ulrich#canceled#funny#joke#comedy#humour#james hetfeild#kirk hammett#my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard#album#dave mustaine#megadeth
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"The movie the jungle book is loosely based off Kirk joining the band. Mans red flower is actually essence of Dave"
Lars ulrich
#metal#metallica#lars ulrich#lars4mayor#music#funny#comedy#humor#joke#the jungle book#mans red flower#story time
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"It was only recently I realized 9+10 is not in fact 21
Lars ulrich
#lars ulrich#metal#Metallica#music#funny#joke#comedy#meme#you stupid#what's 9+10#megadeth#james hetfeild#kirk hammett#jason newsted
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The number of the beast
Today is a very special day. Today I hit 666 followers. (I actually have more than that at the time of writing this but I’ve been busy with work today) so I just wanted to say thank you to all 666+ of you who are following and enjoying my posts. I know I don’t post as much anymore but like I said, between school and work I haven’t had much time. But to all of you who stick around and laugh with me at all this. You rock.
#metal#metal head#Metallica#Lars Ulrich#666#funny#thank you#comedy#joke#megadeth#james hetfeild#dave mustaine
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"I thought I saw and heard big foot once. Turned out it was Dave performing his mating call."
Lars Ulrich
#Lars Ulrich#metal#Metallica#metalhead#megadeth#dave mustaine#Bigfoot#matingcall#funny#humor#joke#bad hair day#comedy#james hetfeild
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"Batman Vs Superman is the number one movie in America"
Lars Ulrich
#lars ulrich#lars4mayor#metalhead#metallica#megadeth#dave mustaine#batman#vs#superman#bvs#dawn of justice#funny#joke#humour#hilarious
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"Dave ran over my dog once. I'll miss that hot dog."
Lars Ulrich
#metal#Metallica#Lars Ulrich#Dave mustaine#megadeth#hot dog#good#food#funny#joke#comedy#humor#Kirk Hammett#James hetfeild
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"I love cos playing as Mickey at sea world."
Lars Ulrich
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Dave was my date to go see Deadpool.
Lars Ulrich
#metal#Metallica#music#lars ulrich#Deadpool#marvel#movies#date night#funny#humour#comedy#jokes#unpopular opinions#inspiring quotes#quotes#dave mustaine#megadeth
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"I opened the X file on Dave."
Lars ulrich
#lars ulrich#metal#Metallica#music#james hetfield#dave mustaine#megadeth#x files#fox mulder#funny#joke#comedy#humour#kirk hammett
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"I was recently abducted by aliens. They told me the snare drums should return."
Lars Ulrich
#lars ulrich#heavy metal#music#metallica#james hetfield#kirk hammett#aliens#area 51#snaredrum#comedy#funny#humour#joke#abduction#Dave mustaine#megadeth
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"My new year resolution is to fire Dave from as many things as possible"
Lars Ulrich
#lars ulrich#metal#metallica#metalhead#dave mustaine#megadeath#megadeth#new year#new me#new years resolution#funny#joke#comedy#humour#music#james hetfield
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"Qui Gon Jinn is dead in the up coming Star Wars movie"
Lars Ulrich
#lars4mayor#lars ulrich#metal#Metallica#music#james hetfield#star wars#the force awakens#qui gon jinn#spoilers#funny#joke#comedy#humour
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"I once tried to walk around a man for 45 minutes before I realized it was my reflection"
Lars Ulrich
#metal#music#metallica#lars ulrich#james hetfield#megadeth#dave mustaine#funny#joke#mirror#humour#comedy#oh Lars#i'm stupid
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