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Robin & Batman: Jason Todd #2

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Spreading the laughing Robin agenda as Young Justice intended.

Look I don’t care how implausible it is, I don’t care how ridiculous it is. Dick is eight years old when he becomes Robin. It’s the funniest fuckin thing and I refuse to ever make him older than eight when he bullies a grown ass Bruce into letting him go out at night with him.

Does Bruce take him on kiddie runs until he’s a little older? Maybe. Does Batman stand menacingly behind a brightly colored little bird to threaten the goons while Robin can’t see him? You know he does.

But Robin is still actually terrifying when he first appears on the scene, because he’s a teeny tiny fluttery little thing that does cartwheels and handstands and makes puns then launches himself full force to kick a man in the nose and then cackles when he bleeds. His laughter makes goons shiver, they hear it bouncing around warehouses and half of them bolt, because they learn very quickly what happens when a feral Robin appears.

The Gotham rogues all immediately have beef with a literal third grader because he took the bats attention away and also because he’s roundhouse kicked them all in the shins at some point and that shit hurt like hell, and then he laughed in their faces while making a pun about their villain name.

Majority of the rogues everywhere hate Nightwing because they all know he used to be the feral child that they all thought Batman should have put on a leash, half of them have been straight up bitten by him before he lost all his baby teeth, and they’re all so bitter about the fact that they’ve been beaten by an actual elementary school student. And now he’s all grown up? He’s fucking terrifying.

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Damian accent confirmed!!

(Also, Batman feeds homeless kids and does not report them to social services, so that’s one improvement he’s made over time.)

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What theories do you think Bruce Wayne's NDA sworn Plastic Surgeon must theorize that the billionaire gets up to, to come in and get the surgeries that he does to fix his face /body back up?

I mean clearly he keeps mum about it in fear of being sued / losing his business, and does the procedures, but some of the surgeon's best work done is something he can tell no one!

Underground fighting ring. I’m positive that’s what Alfred alludes to in order to plant that seed with the doctor. You’re meant to pity Bruce Wayne, who keeps fighting and getting beaten half to death, whose only goal is to prove he can survive, he could’ve survived in that alley if he’d been adult. But that foolish goal keeps getting him hurt. And so, the doctor is helping them keep this quiet.

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Reporter: “Mr. Wayne — our readers are dying to know: What’s the secret to your youthful appearance?”

Bruce Wayne, proud owner of five reconstructive jaw surgeries, three separate sets of veneers, a handful of nose jobs, and whose skin only sees direct sunlight through the Watchtower portholes on odd Tuesdays: “Botox and medical grade skincare.”

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happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

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Tim "won't end you but will end your bloodline" Drake:

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Happy birthday :) even though it’s late! You’re one of my fave carraville writers and inspire me to write more!! Little tidbit from my most recent:

““Who’s in for a little bet?” All eyes perk up and he continues, “I got a little something for…” he thinks a minute who exactly he’d like to see in the little ensemble, “the defender who doesn’t go out first tomorrow?” He watches closely as Carra and Nev make peircing eye contact.

Carra’d eyebrows furrow at the proposal of the loser receiving the reward but spits “afraid of a little wager Nev”

“Never” the older brother pipes back. “

AHHHH thank you!!!! That is so kind, I cannot wait to read, we have had some great updates and new stories from authors this week, love the snippet — JAMIE CANNOT LOSE 🔥🔥🔥

I shall link for you as I saw you posted :) ❤️

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Arthur: I can't believe Merlin is still my manservant

Morgana: you could fire him

Arthur: tried that

Morgana: accuse him of sorcerery?

Arthur: been there

Morgana: you could force train him? I'm sure he loves your methods

Arthur: *sighs deeply*

Morgana: what else have you tried?

Arthur: let's just assume I've tried everything

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the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

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Here is your mission.

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AHHH I can’t stop seeing all the white streak Jason Todd’s as Jason Blood

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i can kill ppl bcuz ive died before so i can reclaim killing

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Imagine if Bruce babyproofed the whole house before adopting Dick because he had been reading mommyblogs and thought it was a required step— with the absolute hazard Dick Grayson is, maybe it was necessary. So I’m just imagining it’s all padded corners, plastic doorknob covers, cabinet locks, etc

Dick breaking into the cabinets just to see what’s so secretive and Bruce walking in thinking he’s about to accidentally die just yelling “Don’t eat that!” And Dick giving the most indignant confused look like “why would I eat it” (because he’s 8, he’s seen people do laundry), but opening the bottle just to check what’s inside (because no way laundry detergent was worth hiding) and Bruce just deadpans back because he definitely had not seen someone do laundry before the age of 8.

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My (nsfw) ideas for Merlin fics!

Some are my own WIPs so lmk which I should write first but drop recs of any fics with these tropes!

pwr bm Arthur serv top Merlin

“Sword hardening” spell gone wrong— sex polleny

Merlin as the brattiest brat

Repressed Arthur, ho Merlin - thought sharing spell stuck for 24 hours gone (right?) wrong.

gay Arthur w knights, shy Merlin gets roped in

Merlin in armour changes things for Arthur

Knights of Camelot gangbang Merlin (but nicely)

drunk kinda crack (Arthur gets Merlin too drunk intentionally?)

Merlin uses Arthur as a clotpole; Arthur uses Merlin in the stocks

sick Merlin, doting Arthur

Bathing together

Freaky Friday

Merthur but Gwen has to abate the gayness

It’s Arthurs birthday episode, but Merlin ties him up, gags him, and takes him for a spin.