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Hero being cocky and rude to the villain sidekick, poking fun and underestimating their Role.

The villain watching is horror as the sidekick sets up the explosives. (They were never the sidekick, the villain was their baby sitter and the sidekick is so much worse than them. Think of a gremlin of chaos and their chosen reluctant father figure)

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Jason sees this and immediately yearns for the grave. He's so down with these horny ass teenagers. First, they date, then they Base their relationship off a story which romanticises the idea of two teenagers getting married and dying because of miscommunication. It's infuriating and part of the reason Tim does it. He likes the reaction.

Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

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Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

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Kon is Romeo and Tim is Juliette obviously.

I like the idea that they play into the joke SO HARD. Tim is a 17yr old CEO who needs a little fun every now and again, and Kon just likes to make Tim happy and cause a few migraines for lex when it's convenient for him.

All their posts have some line from Shakespeare and they are constantly posting stories and status updates about how their families are separating them. It doesn't go well for either Luthor or Wayne because now everyone is yelling at them to give their blessing before the boys decide to recreate the final scene. Lex couldn't care less if it weren't for the fact that him being labeled as a homophobe is bad for publicity. Meanwhile Bruce is sitting in his office absolutely losing it.

Clark is honestly fine with the whole thing, he thinks it'll blow over and is mostly just happy for Kon and Tim (not to say this didn't freak the fuck outta him when he saw the publicity around it but he got over it pretty quickly)

Lois on the other hand finds this all to be histarical so she took up the celebrity drama section of the daily planet SPACIFICALLY for them. She loves to hear about Bruce slowly going grey from the headlines.

"Billionaire BRUCE WAYNE and sons kick Luthor son Konner Luthor out of Wayne Mannar! Alienist? Homophobic? Anti meta?"

"Luthor and Wayne heirs caught behind a Dennys! Is this what young love must resort to?"

(I'm bad at being creative with headlines so PLEASE REBLOG WITH BETTER ONES)

@ TimothyDrakeWayne

Status update

Romeo, oh Romeo, where fore art thou Romeo 🥀⛓️💔

Replies

@ Kon-elLuthorKent

My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite 🥀💔❤️‍🔥

@ RicherdGraysonWayne

Disgusting.

@ TheZombieOfGothom

This is making me yearn for the grave

@ DamianAl-GhulWayne

This has to be illegal somewhere.

@ LexLuthor

Konner I am taking away your Twitter privileges.

@ BruceWayne

Tim please get offline, this is not very healthy.

@TimothyDrakeWayne

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM!

@Kon-ElLuthorKent

Ya daddy he loves me 🥺

Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

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Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

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Fun idea, Bernard and Tim were there together and Kon was there separately and Bernard accidentally proposed to the wrong guy while drunk and Kon thought it was Tim proposing and Tim was too shit faced to even realizing Bernard was proposing. He didn't even realize he was at a wedding and witnessing his BSF and bf getting married. When they got back to the hotel Bernard wakes up and sees the ring and freaks out because he didn't plan for this and Tim wakes up confused and hungover ASF and without a ring. They panic trying to figure out who Bernard married and then see Kon stumble out of the bathroom with a ring in his finger.

The marriage certificate says Bernard and Konner Dowd because Konner takes his spouses name. I don't make the rules he just does. Kon is a housewife at heart and I will die on this hill.

Give me an accidental drunk Konbern marriage au where tim and Bernard and kon get drunk in Vegas and when they wake up they realize that Konner got married and they think that surely it must be Tim who he married. But no. It was Bernard. Bernard and kon got married drunkenly in vegas.

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Tim and Damian are dicks accidental adoptions. Bruce got him and Jason as his trash babies, dick gets Tim and Damian. It's only fair!

Cass, Steph, and Duke are kind of just like the children of divorced parents switching between houses when it's convenient for them.

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Give me an accidental drunk Konbern marriage au where tim and Bernard and kon get drunk in Vegas and when they wake up they realize that Konner got married and they think that surely it must be Tim who he married. But no. It was Bernard. Bernard and kon got married drunkenly in vegas.

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Timbern has so much potential to be both the most normal and healthy couple in DC and the most fucking unhinged. I love the idea that the batfam are happy Tim has a civilian boyfriend so that he can have a more normal seperate life from being a vigilante (even tho thats pretty much impossible) only to meet this boy and realize...he's a bigger freak than Tim.

Bernard "I can make him worse" Dowd x Tim "I can fix him" drake.

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HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE

WHY AM I CRYING

Ref:

Timkon

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Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

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Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

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Everytime I think of sskk Cinderella AU all I can think of is Ella enchanted. Akutagawa as Ella who HAS to do whatever people tell him to and dazai as Lucinda who gave him the gift in the first place. I haven't even watched this movie in YEARS so i dont remember anything but like...IT FITS.

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The chokehold akutagawa and Atsushi have on me needs to be studied. It's like a psychological anomaly. These two mf occupy at least 90% of my brain capacity.

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Jason: NO! MY MUG TIM. WHY. DID. YOU. BREAK. MY. MUG.

Tim: WHY ARE YOU MUGGING ME??

Jason: ....ya know what forget it. Just give me forty bucks.

Tim, High as a kite but is still a younger sibling: *hands Jason monopoly money*

Jason, to himself: If I can catch Tim off guard when he comes back from patrol he'll confess about breaking my favourite Wonder Woman's mug

Jason, as Tim wanders in: Got anything to confess??

Tim, very very high off Gotham Harbor fumes: Ra's pickled my spleen.

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happy valentine’s day y’alls! the lovely @snowgall asked me to upload my dralentine’s day 2016 contribution, here you go! ♡

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HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE

WHY AM I CRYING

Ref:

Timkon

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Oh to be a writer whose name is forgotten, replaced by the name they spilled in ink.

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Okay I CANNOT keep having my brain chemistry rearranged and my soul crushed by tragic dark acidemia books. Next thing you know I'm in a lake.

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The feminine urge to take a pair of scissors to your hair when life gets inconvenient