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Y/N: So hypothetically if we were to do this thing

Obi-Wan: No

Anakin: So hypothetically if we did this thing 20 minutes ago

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Y/N: Thank you for not saying “I told you so.”

Obi-Wan: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

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Y/N: What's a metaphor?

Crosshair: My life's a train wreck.

Y/N: I know that, Cross, but what's a metaphor?

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[Anakin and Y/N are sitting on a bench]

Obi-Wan: What's wrong, why do you both look so sad?

Anakin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Obi-Wan: *sits down*

Y/N: The bench is freshly painted.

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Wrecker: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.

Y/N: I’m not playing your silly little games.

Crosshair: *walks in*

Y/N, immediately standing up: Fine I’ll do it, rules are rules.

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Wrecker, on the comm: Y/N, I think I'm lost.

Y/N: Where?

Wrecker: I don't think you understand what lost means?

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Steve: *about Bucky and a girl* They make a cute couple, huh?

Y/N : They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

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Buck : Did Y/N just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Bobby : Yeah, she did

Buck : And did I just do finger guns back?

Bobby, patting his shoulder : Yeah, you did

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Obi-Wan: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?

Y/N: Well, it’s kind of complicated, but Anakin-

Obi-Wan: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Din: You see the blue wire?

Y/N: Yeah. *Reaches for the blue wire*

Din: Don’t touch the blue wire.

Y/N: *Recoils away from the blue wire* Start with don’t!

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Anakin: Obi-Wan won’t trace it back to us.

Y/N: Are you kidding me? Obi-Wan always traces things back to us. He’s probably tracing things that we haven’t even done yet back to us!

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Anakin: You’ve got that face on again.

Y/N: What face?

Anakin: The “He’s hot when he’s clever” face.

Y/N: This is my normal face.

Anakin: Yes it is.

Y/N: Oh, shut up.

Anakin: Not a chance.

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Tech: You are not coming with us. You're still recovering.

Y/N: What? I want to come. I'm fine, I feel great.

Tech: Really?

Y/N: Never better.

Tech: How many fingers am I holding up?

Y/N: I don't have to answer that.

Tech: How many fingers? It is a simple question for someone in a robust state of health, isn't it?

Y/N: Four.

Tech: ...Four?

Y/N: Four... ish

Tech: No, Y/N, I am not holding up four-ish fingers.

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Y/N: I'd like you to remember how much you adore us.

Anakin: And how dull your life would be without us.

Obi-Wan: ...What did you do?

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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Y/N: Is that your hand on my ass?

House: Yep, it was an accident.

Y/N: Your hand is still on my ass.

House: Accidentally.