#incorrect bad batch

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Hunter, Pre-Omega: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing air horns] GET FUCKED!

Hunter, now: "Does EVERYONE have their juice boxes?!"

Omega, now: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing airhorns] GET FUCKED! [Turning to the side] Yes, Hunter, I have my juice box!!

[tattycoram]

Echo: I'm pretty sure that's a crime, Tech Tech: I'm pretty sure we're criminals, Echo

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[the batch get back to pabu after a mission and Omega notice that Crosshair is clearly not happy (sad)]

Omega, gives him a leaf:

Crosshair: What...?

Omega: I be-leaf in you.

Crosshair:

Omega:

Crosshair, with a hint of a smile: Wrecker told you to do that, didnt he?

Omega, nods:

Crosshair, letting out a chuckle: of course he did

[stars-n-spice]

"Preferences" - another stupid, bad comic(s)

Alternative:

Based on the popular headcanon that Crosshair A) is lactose intolerant and B) has terrible taste in men.

Close-ups and text under the cut!

Crosshair: I like my women how I like my tea.

Hunter: Fruity?

Echo: Scalding?

Wrecker: Sweet?

Tech: Black?

Crosshair: *sips on coffee*

Crosshair: I like my men how I like my coffee.

Tech: Crosshair, that has a kark-ton of sugar in it.

Echo: You're going to give yourself a stomachache. That's not good for you.

Crosshair: 'That's the point...'

[thebaddestofbatches]

Crosshair: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hunter, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[chopper-base]

Crosshair: ...can I shoot him?

Hunter: Cross, we are in public

Crosshair:

Hunter:

Crosshair:

Hunter: ...wait til there's no witnesses

[headphones-ct-09978]

Fox: *pulls over Hunter, Wrecker, and Tech who are on one speeder*

Hunter: Kriff....

Fox: You're under arrest for carrying 3 people on one speeder.

Wrecker: Three?!

Tech: Oh no, Crosshair fell off!!!

[multi-fandom-123675931]

Y/n: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Tech: I don't think you can fight because your in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Echo can fight in that dress either.

Echo: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[momojedi]

The Bad Batch as Vines, Pt. ???

Hunter: I should’ve left you on that landing platform where you were standing.

Crosshair:

Crosshair: BUT YA DIDN’T

[dangraccoon]

And now presenting…

The Bad Batch as Chaotic Out-of-Context Quotes from My Family

Wrecker: “We need a shipload of duct tape.”

Hunter: “…a what?!”

———

Echo: “Three horsepower garbage disposal with chrome accessories.”

———

Omega: “I got it! I got it! *splash* I don’t got it.”

———

Tech, about Crosshair: “Terminal velocity cat to the face.”

———

Rex & Echo, S2E8, 13:50: “Everyone likes a good knee slide.”

———

Wrecker: “Can I have my diet Coke and my lighter fluid please?”

———

Crosshair: “I need a melon-baller; I tire of my vision.”

———

Tech: “I have all social grace of an autistic bulldozer.”

———

Wrecker: “Fishing. Omelets. Pancakes.”

———

Hunter: “Frost in the field.”

Tech: “Frogs?”

Wrecker: “Bras on the field?”

———

Echo: “The gears of capitalism are greased by the blood of the workers.”

———

Tech: “Huh. This is decidedly not neat.”

Echo: “I rescind my ‘neat’.”

———

Omega & Wrecker: “I don’t like chocolate chip cookies, like I don’t like breathing!”

———

Omega: “I am as smart as a lobster. I am smarter than a frog.”

———

Tech: “There are legitimate cheese caves.”

Echo: “Not illegitimate caves.”

Crosshair: “Bastard caves!”

———

Let me know if you want more, we have b a c k l o g s 😂

Masterlist

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Spoiler-Free Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hunter: Did you check your lunch? I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Omega, opening the bag: Hunter, this is a 10-page letter.

__

Phee, unbuttoning shirt: Damn, it's so hot in here!

Tech: I get that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

__

Hunter: My daughter said she really wants to watch "Murder on the Polar Express" and shit now so do I.

__

Wrecker: Can we go to Dex's? Shakes are 1.99 right now!

Echo: I thought you were lactose intolerant?

Wrecker: Not at that price!

__

Omega: Crosshair, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Crosshair: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Omega.

__

Omega: Hey, Crosshair, are you awake?

Crosshair: What?

Omega: Are you awake?

Crosshair: Who do you think said "what"?

__

Echo: What is your biggest fear?

Rex: Oh, I'm incredibly arachnophobic.

Wrecker: You don't want the spiders to get married?

Rex: ......

Tech, sighing while putting his fork down: Wrecker, why-

__

Crosshair: Hey, nerd!

[Echo, Tech, and Omega all turn around]

Crosshair: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Tech: You are not coming with us. You're still recovering.

Y/N: What? I want to come. I'm fine, I feel great.

Tech: Really?

Y/N: Never better.

Tech: How many fingers am I holding up?

Y/N: I don't have to answer that.

Tech: How many fingers? It is a simple question for someone in a robust state of health, isn't it?

Y/N: Four.

Tech: ...Four?

Y/N: Four... ish

Tech: No, Y/N, I am not holding up four-ish fingers.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fives: Whats your darkest desire?

Echo: I wanna stare at someone from across the street and then disappear when a ship passes by.

[stars-n-spice]

TBB x Sonic FanDub (Pt. 1?)

So how about that Sonic 3 trailer, huh?

Anywho, some Bad Batch (& Co.) as Sonic Fandub quotes that I quote religiously.

Hunter: Well, I'm not a gamer so maybe that means they'll respect me.

Phee: ...

Phee: That just makes you a beta cuck.

Tech: I need to update my audio equipment.

Tech: *cocks gun*

Tech: I have updated my audio equipment.

Hemlock: How many times are you going to run??? I've captured you 17 different times!!

Omega: ...

Omega: I feel like it's going to be at least 18.

Rampart: You have 13 seconds before you both fucking explode you HOT TOPIC wannabe and you BLUE GUMBALL son of a bitch!

Crosshair: 🙄

Tay: 🤨

Rampart: You've done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die!

Cross and Tay: 😏

Emerie: So...this is the fabled "Tilted Towers..."

Echo: Oh my god. You can tell you're white.

Wrecker: I can't believe your tits are one polygon!

Khea: ...

Tech (has been away from Phee for less than 10 minutes): I miss my wife, vod. I miss her a lot.

Crosshair: ...

CX-2: In your future it looks like you'll kiss seven girls...How lucky for you...

Crosshair: Jokes on you...If you were a true copy of me you'd know I'm gay!

Echo: Can you guys not have relationship issues while I'm on the phone with Rex?