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tattycoram · 5 months ago
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Wrecker, texting the group chat: Come quickly, Omega's in her first bar fight! Hunter: What's she doing in a fight? Echo: What's she doing in a bar?! Crosshair: Who's winning?
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Hunter, Pre-Omega: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing air horns] GET FUCKED!
Hunter, now: "Does EVERYONE have their juice boxes?!"
Omega, now: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing airhorns] GET FUCKED! [Turning to the side] Yes, Hunter, I have my juice box!!
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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.
Y/N: I'm sorry??
Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.
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ct9902vanityplate · 7 months ago
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crosshair: i am sorry that you had to witness such a vicious fight. hunter: oh? was that a fight? crosshair: are you kidding? tech said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please, excuse me." may as well spit in my face.
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crashlanding-skywalker · 1 year ago
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[the batch get back to pabu after a mission and Omega notice that Crosshair is clearly not happy (sad)]
Omega, gives him a leaf:
Crosshair: What...?
Omega: I be-leaf in you.
Crosshair:
Omega:
Crosshair, with a hint of a smile: Wrecker told you to do that, didnt he?
Omega, nods:
Crosshair, letting out a chuckle: of course he did
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stars-n-spice · 10 months ago
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"Preferences" - another stupid, bad comic(s)
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Based on the popular headcanon that Crosshair A) is lactose intolerant and B) has terrible taste in men.
Close-ups and text under the cut!
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Crosshair: I like my women how I like my tea.
Hunter: Fruity?
Echo: Scalding?
Wrecker: Sweet?
Tech: Black?
Crosshair: *sips on coffee*
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Crosshair: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Tech: Crosshair, that has a kark-ton of sugar in it.
Echo: You're going to give yourself a stomachache. That's not good for you.
Crosshair: 'That's the point...'
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momojedi · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch as Vines, Pt. ???
Hunter: I should’ve left you on that landing platform where you were standing.
Crosshair:
Crosshair: BUT YA DIDN’T
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askwenjing · 2 years ago
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It's you, Crosshair
Omega: *entering the room wearing eyeliner and ripped jeans*
Hunter: Uh, good morning? Do you want something to eat?
Omega: Does it matter? There’s no point. We’re going to die soon anyway.
Hunter: Ok. This is fine. I can handle another emo phase.
Crosshair: The fuck do you mean ‘another?!’
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tattycoram · 1 year ago
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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Spoiler-Free Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes
Hunter: Did you check your lunch? I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.
Omega, opening the bag: Hunter, this is a 10-page letter.
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Phee, unbuttoning shirt: Damn, it's so hot in here!
Tech: I get that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Hunter: My daughter said she really wants to watch "Murder on the Polar Express" and shit now so do I.
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Wrecker: Can we go to Dex's? Shakes are 1.99 right now!
Echo: I thought you were lactose intolerant?
Wrecker: Not at that price!
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Omega: Crosshair, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?
Crosshair: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Omega.
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Omega: Hey, Crosshair, are you awake?
Crosshair: What?
Omega: Are you awake?
Crosshair: Who do you think said "what"?
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Echo: What is your biggest fear?
Rex: Oh, I'm incredibly arachnophobic.
Wrecker: You don't want the spiders to get married?
Rex: ......
Tech, sighing while putting his fork down: Wrecker, why-
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Crosshair: Hey, nerd!
[Echo, Tech, and Omega all turn around]
Crosshair: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.
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Wrecker, on the comm: Y/N, I think I'm lost.
Y/N: Where?
Wrecker: I don't think you understand what lost means?
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ct9902vanityplate · 7 months ago
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crosshair: i hate to disagree with you. hunter: please, you love to disagree with me more than anything, it's your favorite thing in the world.
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crashlanding-skywalker · 1 year ago
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[The batch in a restaurant]
Waiter, to Crosshair: what would you like to get?
Crosshair, trying to scare the waiter: I want to devour the unborn.
Waiter: ....
Tech, already tired of crosshairs sht: eggs, he wants eggs.
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stars-n-spice · 3 months ago
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Silly Squad Textboxes Pt. 1
Howdy, I'm back :)
Was dealing with school and just a bunch of depressive episodes that made me not want to draw and write, but I'm doing a lot better now.
I'd wanted to make a bunch of drawings for the Squad and these textboxes I found on Pinterest, but I'm not really feeling like art right now, and it's too time-consuming, so I did the next best thing and just edited the images on Canva :P
Anywho! It was just a fun little thing to do and I'm definitely making more so stay tuned! Let me know if you'd like to be tagged for future parts 🩵💫
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💫 Next Batch >>
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stars-n-spice · 10 months ago
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SCREAMING
Crosshair: Aren’t you a bit too old to go trick or treating?
Omega: Aren’t you a bit too old to be crying over toxic men?
Crosshair: …
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thelastd0mino · 4 months ago
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star wars as ao3 tags cus why nottt
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