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[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

[lakemojave]

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)

[mejwh]

[echoesoftheinfinite]

I don't want much, I just want to learn how to enjoy life, even in the hardest moments.

[miyoriia]

if i answer wrong theyll fucking kill me

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Charlie: If I was a gardener, I'd put our tu-lips together!

Vaggie, blushing: Cheesy, but sweet, hon.

Angel Dust: Hey, Husk! If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Husk: Shut the fuck up.

[flowerytale]

Alex Dimitrov, from “Together and by Ourselves”

[nicolethered]

I feel like my girl Moo Deng the Pygmy Hippo has not taken off yet over here and I’m trying to rectify that immediately

[stayuntilthefoglifts]

Your soul stained my shoulders. My whole life smells like you. This will take time, undoing you from my blood.

Nayyirah Waheed