asingularcoffeebean

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What news to wake up from a nap too

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TW ICE RAID

A legitimate fucking ice raid in Allentown PA I witnessed today. I'm posting it everywhere to get fucking eyes on this bullshit

THIS IS FASCISM

The voices in the video are mine and another witness

I couldn't stay and record because I had to catch a bus and I feel so fucking guilty

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Bringing this post back because it's also just very relevant

LISTEN UP GAYBIES

PRIDE MONTH IS FAST APPROACHING!!! WITH IT COMES HAPPY FUN AND GAY TIMES YES BUT ALSO PLEASE PLLEEEAAASSSSEEEE BE CAREFUL!

Firstly ! If its your first time queer club, shitty people exist all over! Keep a hand on your drink, if you go to the bathroom and leave your drink behind it's as good as dead. Never EVER leave a drink unattended or drink from an unwatched cup!

Secondly ! If you're going to a pride parade and there's even a HUNCH of danger, always ALWAYS make sure you have escape routes planned, or you have/know someone with a car who can get you out! If you do end up in confrontation, and you're wearing makeup or glitter, smear that shit ALLL over them so you can identify them later, if you're in a place where having a parade could be dangerous PLEASE JUST STAY HOME! Your safety is more important!! I beg of you!

Thirdly ! Pride is a safe space for EVERYONE! Just because someone looks like they are in a straight relationship, you never know! They could be disabled, they could be trans, they could be questioning or queer! It is NEVER your right to judge someone based off of who they present themself as or who they are partners with, and if you DO judge people, you're just as bad as the homophobic folk.

Finally ! I love all of you, stay safe out there my little dudes, dudettes, and dexes. You're all valid, important, strong, and beautiful people!!!!!

Happy Pride

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I've had people ask me on both my blogs if I take commissions, I do, however it is a bit of a process due to the fact that I've experienced quite a few scams.

My commission process is as follows

For reference, each price is listed for a single character to be drawn.

Sketch - 10$

You will give me five dollars before I draw, I finish the drawing, and you give me the other five dollars once you've received it

money > sketch > money

Lineart - 15$

You will give me five dollars before I draw, I send in the sketch, you give me another five, I finish the drawing with lineart, and you give me the last five dollars when you receive the finished piece

money > sketch > money > lineart > money

Ink + Color - 20$

You will give me five dollars before I draw, I send in the sketch, you give me another five, I send in the lineart piece, you give me another five, I send the finished colored piece, you give me the final five dollars

money > sketch > money > lineart > money > color > money

Backgrounds are an extra 2 dollars

Extra characters are 1 dollar per character

The reason for such a lengthy process is due to the numerous scam messages I've seen floating about on tumblr, and for that

I WILL NOT DRAW ANY COMMISSIONS ASKING FOR PETS OR ANIMAL PORTRAITS. I AM A CHARACTER DESIGNER, I WILL ONLY TAKE OC REQUESTS. IF YOU DM ME ASKING FOR ANIMAL ART I WILL MARK YOU AS SPAM AND WILL BLOCK YOU.

The reason for the harshness is because these scams always ask for pet portraits for a gift to a relative.

If you're interested in my work DM me.

You can check out art references on this blog, or my portfolio blog @portfoliofoxxx

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mat I politely ask for some shrimptea sketches please? You don’t have too of course!

thank you for your consideration

Done and done! Low-key they're kind of cute, I love angry little guy x absolute goddess of a wife LMAO

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opened up sketch Requests specifically for dandy's world content because I'm obsessed

Will NOT do NSFW but will do romance stuff (see my vee x glisten content)

Speaking of here's another doodle to satiate you people

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Dandy's World Headcanons: Fashionshow Edition

- Vee is genderfluid and bisexual

- Glisten is he/him and pansexual

- Vee gets flustered easily, especially when it comes to physical touch

- Glisten despite the confident nature is absolutely a bit of a doormat because If He Tells Someone He's Dissatisfied, Then He's Not Perfect Anymore

- Vee is the "he asked for no pickles" partner

- GLISTEN 👏 IS 👏 LANKY 👏 AND 👏 LONG

- Vee's microphone tail will wrap around Glisten as a comfort thing

- Vee struggles with sleeping due to the fact that they're a computer, and there's constantly information running around their brain

- Glisten will sing Vee to sleep on the nights that they struggle

- Glisten can't cook for shit

- Vee gets flustered easily, yes, but occasionally they'll get bouts of Extreme Rizz (usually when on stage performing) and is capable of being very suave and flirty

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No because you don't understand these stupid fuckass toons are actually infecting my brain HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

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Bea n

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I've been getting frequent asks about commissions. This account is for portfolio purposes only, if you're interested in my art and would like to purchase a legitimate commission, DM my main account @asingularcoffeebean

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Gogurt egg @jeksburyofficial

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I made a thing

The quality is kinda poor but whatever

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The frantic top hat grabbing is making me cackle

How Did I Miss A New Dandies Episode?? I've Abandoned My Boys

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#i love siren Jekyll #jeksartissocool

HEYYY REMEMBER THAT TGS SIREN AU YOU MADE IN MARCH? ...please make more Siren!Jekyll and Siren!Hyde art... I've been surviving on that one image for the past several days...

When you discover your closest friend and love of your life is part siren in possibly the most traumatic manner possible.

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The TikTok Ban was Damn Publicity Stunt!

They turned taking away a form of free speech into a publicity stunt to get Trump to look like a hero!

No! Fuck that!

You shouldn't be rejoicing that TikTok is back, you should be fucking angry! This ban would've cost people livelyhoods and it was a threat to free speech itself! And they're treating it like some effing game! This is not okay! This is not normal! This is bullshit!

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I wish my mental illness was the "I'm gonna do ALL the things!!!" kind and not the "I'm gonna sit in bed in a room that's full of laundry I haven't washed since October and also I haven't showered in two weeks and also I want to enjoy things but just even attempting to want to enjoy them, not doing them mind you, just thinking about how I want to do them, is agonizing." kind

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neurodivergent trans girl at Thanksgiving with her right wing relatives call that masc-ing