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Steve: Guess what I’m about to get.
Bucky, jokingly: On my nerves.
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I don't care if I'm practically just running a Marvel blog now, this is too funny not to reblog
The unparalleled power of Crimson Rain Sought Flower
#forever funny that this was the only thing they EVER agreed on#they put aside 800+ years of beef to band together against xie lian’s crazily powerful ‘stalker’#like that’s actually impressive#when ur taste in men is so questionable that ur long-estranged old friends who fucking hate each other work together to change ur mind#< prev tags#fengqing are just too funny for me#my idiots#i love them all
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This. This analysis is insane. I love it. Yes. I'm not great at explaining things, and this is IT. There are so many good points in this, it's amazing.
And to anyone who was too lazy to read it all: Do it. It's worth it.
goat fight. non-negotiable.
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I would like to think that Sam and Bucky would have special wedding rings for each other.
Sam would have Bucky’s initials with a star next to it engraved in his ring. Bucky would definitely have Sam’s initials with a pair of wings engraved in his ring.
#sambucky#sam wilson#bucky barnes#marvel#yessss#also what divorce#never heard of it#shhhh let me me in denial
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How am I getting attached to John Walker.
H o w .
Tell me. How am I getting emotionally attached to the man I originally wanted to hit over the head with a steel frying pan.
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Natasha: The problem with this group of people is that we don’t trust each other.
Thor: What? What are you talking about?
Steve: I trust all of you with my life.
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Bob: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? Bucky: raises hand Ava: puts his hand down
#canon.#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#marvel cinematic universe#marvel mcu#marvel#mcu#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#new avengers#robert reynolds#bob reynolds#sentry#the void#james buchanan barnes#bucky barnes#winter soldier#ava starr#ghost
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#joaquin torres#the falcon#bob reynolds#yelena belova#incorrect quotes#twt quotes#thunderbolts*#sentry#marvel incorrect quotes#thunderbolts#mcu#mcu incorrect quotes#thunderbolts incorrect quotes#quotes
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Honestly, same, he's just too pretty and adorable. :DD
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I also want to pinch his cheeks like those old grandmas do with their grandchildren.


I can’t get rid of 40s Bucky, it’s been on mind all day. 💭💋
#sergeant james buchanan barnes#sergeant james barnes#james bucky buchanan barnes#james bucky barnes#james barnes#james buchanan barnes#bucky barnes#mcu#marvel
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Bucky, picking up the phone: Hello?
Steve: It’s Steve.
Bucky: What did he do this time?
Steve: No, it’s actually me, Steve.
Bucky: What did you do this time?
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Bucky, to everyone: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Yelena: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got news for you, Bucky. You're already on the Christmas card.
#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts#yelena belova#bob reynolds#john walker#bucky barnes#ava starr#alexei shostakov#mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel#incorrect thunderbolts#bucky youve already been dragged into this#theres no turning back
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one thing i love about the void room sequence in thunderbolts* is how yelena, ava, bucky, alexei, and walker are all able to free themselves from their chambers because they’ve had to save themselves over and over again, and because of that experience, they’re all able to help save bob and each other from their different traumas.
yelena comforts bob the same way she wishes she had been comforted and protected as a child. ava could not save her father—but she did save alexei and yelena. walker and alexei are the ones to fight bob’s father—atoning, in a way, for their own mistakes. when yelena, who’s still struggling with her alcoholism, gets knocked out by the manifestation of bob’s addiction, bucky steps in—bucky, who knows what it’s like to wish you could numb the pain.
and in the end, when bob is fighting the void—all the thunderbolts know what it’s like to hate yourself for your past, but the fact that it’s specifically walker and bucky who hold bob’s arms back to keep him from literally beating himself up is so perfect.
they’re all uniquely equipped to help each other in different ways with different traumas, and i think that’s a really beautiful depiction of community.
#wait wait wait#i love this#:DDDD#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts spoilers#yelena belova#white widow#ava starr#ghost#alexei shostakov#red guardian#james buchanan barnes#bucky barnes#winter soldier#john walker#us agent#bob reynolds#bob thunderbolts#sentry thunderbolts#void thunderbolts#new avengers
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Erik getting sick: Charles the humans have finally won. I'm dying
Charles: You're not dying. You have the flu. The twins gave it to you when they came back from school sneezing.
Erik: BETRAYED BY MY OWN KIN
Charles shaking his head and sighing: Go to sleep Erik.
Erik: *snIfFs* Im the master of magnetism, I don't deserve this!
Charles: Well the master of magnetism needs to take his bloody medicine.
Erik: NEVER!
#xmen#xmen first class#x men comics#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#wanda maximoff#peitro maximoff#peter maximoff#cherik#the twins: snickering at the back#charles x erik#professor x#im cackling this is peak humour#beautiful
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Gonna be busy for the next week or two, so likely no posts for that time.
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Bruce: You were jealous of me? But you’re one of the most handsome, talented, intelligent people I’ve ever met.
Tony: I mean, you’re correct about all of those things, but still-
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Peter: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Peter: *clap clap*
Peter: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Peter: *clap clap*
Peter: Even though the end is near, and we all might die in fear, if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!
Peter: *clap clap*
Tony:
Natasha:
Steve:
Clint:
Thor:
Loki:
Loki: *clap clap*
#incorect quote#peter parker#spider man#tony stark#iron man#natasha romanov#natasha romanoff#black widow#steve rogers#captain america#clint barton#hawkeye#thor odinson#thor#loki#loki laufeyson#marvel#mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel mcu#mcu incorrect quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect marvel#marvel cinematic universe#mcu incorrect quote
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This is sending me-
they really all said fuck this shit I'm out
#thunderbolts#thunderbolts spoilers#bucky barnes#yelena belova#john walker#ava starr#alexei shostakov#robert reynolds#thunderboltsedit#marveledit#marvel
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