#mcu incorrect quote

[autumnistic-danmei]

Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? 

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. 

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

[supercorps-imaginesetc]

Rio: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Agatha: It was me... Rio: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. - Source: unknown

[highladyofterrasen7]

[yelenaenthusiast]

mansplain girlboss mallgoth gaybait manwhore

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[trickarrows-bishop]

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Bye Bob!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Yelena!

Y/N: Bye John!

Y/N: Bye Ava!

Y/N: Bye Alexei!

Y/N: Bye Bob!

John: You said 'Bye Bob' twice.

Y/N: I really like Bob.

[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The thunderbolt : Awwww-

Bucky : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The thunderbolt : Oh.

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[chaxan08]

Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.

Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.

[kasinonightlife]

Yelena: Hey, can we stay in your apartment tonight?

Bucky: Why?

Ava: Bob fiddled with a ouija board and cursed the tower.

John: Alexei doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!".

[autumnistic-danmei]

Tony: Peter noticed only today that he can label his email inboxes, but he took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.

Natasha: This reminds me of the Peter who couldn't turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.

Tony: I'll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Peter.

[supercorps-imaginesetc]

Agatha: Here's some advice Rio: I didn't ask for any Agatha: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts, and you're the only one who talks to me - Source: unknown

[romanoffshouse]

Yelena: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]

Bucky: Who took my wallet?

John Walker: Sorry

[yelenaenthusiast]

another one thank you

[coffeeandjuice]

Bucky every 2 seconds: …You know, Sam—

The rest of the Thunderbolts*: oh my fucking god please stop talking