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regulus: my brother's an idiot but its only like half his fault

remus: whats to blame for the other half

regulus: the inbreeding

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Regulus Black’s biography

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me, trying to explain the marauders fandom ships: well, these characters have never interacted and themselves are only mentioned like twice in the original series BUT what if they were gay!!! and in love!!!

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rip remus lupin you would’ve loved ibuprofen

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sluttiest thing a man can do is be james potter

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rosekiller but like this

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regulus: i have a question about james potter

sirius: no you cant fuck james potter

regulus: i have no question about james potter

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James, smirking: excuse me, sir, what time do you have to be back in heaven?

Regulus:

Pandora: oh no

Evan: it was nice knowing you, Potter

Dorcas: Reg is going to tear him to shreds!

Barty: oh I can’t lose the show

Regulus:

Regulus: *giggles*

Everyone:

Barty, with horror: he broke him

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when ur friends think ur hiding some big secret but its just your marauders fan account

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Regulus: James isn't picking up on my hints.

Pandora: What hints have you given him?

Regulus: Well, I think about him a lot.

Regulus: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

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Sirius: *convinces Remus to read over his transfiguration essay for him*

Remus: *hands it back an hour later*

Sirius:

Remus:

Sirius: Moons this just says 'what the fuck' in red ink at the bottom.

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Regulus: I have to kill him

Remus: who?

Regulus *glaring at James from a distance*: I don’t know how to flirt with him so he has to die

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aw how sweet