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y’all is my obsession with the batfamilly and Encanto related cause like think.

(Their role in the family kinda doesn’t matter in most more of their personalities)

Abuela would be Bruce. They one who started it all. At the end of the day, Bruce and Abuela would try to protect their city/candle no matter what. They probably never realized what they were doing to their family.

Pepa would be Stephanie. Steph is an optimistic, upbeat heroine. But a lot of time, Steph is overlooked as a character but in her moments is portrayed to be happy. Pepa is always supposed to be happy. I also think out of her siblings. Pepa is very impulsive as she feels first than thinks (so does Steph).

Bruno is Timothy. I mean riddled with anxiety, undervalued, has been not believed, been cast aside because they believed or saw something else. I don’t think I need to explain this one.

Julieta is Alfred. I know placement in family this is weird, but she’s so nurturing (like Alfred). Loves her kids and her husband . And when her husband did get into accidents she didn’t shame him or yell at him. Julieta just helped. Alfred just wants the Wayne’s to be happy and healthy.

Isabella is Dick. Golden Child type. I mean the dramaticness alone is just very Dick. I mean that one scene where she said “did someone say flowers” and she came down all majestic makes me think of all the ff where he’s on the chandelier. However perfectionism and only wanting to do everything for the family is very similar.

Luisa is Jason. Jason has been perceived as the angry robin or the mean one. “He MURDERS” boohoo. He’s a nerd canonically I mean. He feels he has to be strong. Has to be mean. Has to be “on” all the time never letting goZ

Mirabel is Barbra. I think where I got this from was that Mirabel kinda a clutz. Couldn’t be part of all the action with power stuff. But she still tries to help. Barbra, a little more successful, after getting shot by the joker still made herself useful as oracle. She could jump or rooftops anymore, but she could still help.

Camilo is Duke. Fun loving guy. Duke wasn’t adopted young and he’s the Batman for the daytime (the best way I can explain it). Duke isn’t like all the other bats where he takes everything seriously and Camilo doesn’t either. “What? I can’t say we don’t have a house?”

Dolores is Cassandra. Need I say more.

Antonio is Damian. Okay mainly cause of the animals, BUT he’s just a little kid. I think we’re I mix Antonia and Damian as similar is that they are just kids trying to figure out who they are.

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Colored and shaded my sleepy Dami and Alfred the Cat 💚 My comms are open!

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I’ve been rewatching bleach and have just now realized how Ichigo is just is a walking plot- like Meredith Grey- Dora- Barbie-

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It’s not “kEepIng Up wIth tHe kArdAshIans” it’s the “Al Ghuls in America”.

Cause here me out,

Why WOULDNT they?

1. It allows Talia and Ra’s some type of control of media situations at a first hand level.

2. It allows for a steady stream of money and creates a sort of protection around the Al Ghuls from any Superhero’s trying to take them out.

3. Al Ghuls are not psychopaths as they show some type of empathy throughout most their series. Like Bad things for right reasons type thing. And it allows the Al Ghuls to lead as close as they can “normal life.”

4. Damian would have to be in the show (because he’d more than likely be in there before heading to Bruce) and it allows for them to spend time together in a monitored situation as it’s tv.

5. And it can be anywhere Al Ghuls in Bosnia or Al Ghuls in Egypt or yadada. I just said in America cause I’m pretty sure that where Gotham is.

And this could be played in very different ways

Bruce may not acknowledge Damian to the public as too many criminals have seen his face, but the Al Ghuls can say fuck it. Come try and kill us, bitch.

If you do actual RESEARCH (and fact check yourself [yes I am calling myself out]), pulling in their heritage and them being Arab could be a really cool factor to put in and explore the culture.

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Could you do a Jason and Damian bonding headcanons, please?

The first time one of them said "I love you" was in the heat of battle when Jason said it along with, "You better not die again, brat"

When Damian is angry, Jason will put on sparring gloves and tell Damian to have at it until he wears himself out and calms down

Damian knows when Jason has violent thoughts even if he doesn't talk about them—it's a League instinct

Jason can bench twice Damian's weight—they found out when Damian sat on a barbell because "this was my spot first"

When it comes to Damian, Jason's fear isn't the katana or assassin-like stealth, but the fact that he's a mirror image of Bruce

Back in the League, Jason once caught Damian playing with his mother's makeup and covered for him while Damian cleaned up

Jon teaches Damian TikTok dances and Damian teaches Jason

Jason's not allowed to pick Damian up from school alone on account of the time he pulled up on a motorcycle blasting AC/DC and shouted "I'M HERE MOTHERFUCKER"

Damian wanted to know what the ocean is like but Nanda Parbat was far from one, so Jason recreated it with melted snow and shell-shaped rocks

Damian cooked, and Jason was the last to say "not it" to trying it

One time Alfred told Damian to give Jason some fruits and vegetables so Damian gave him a single strawberry

When Damian is tired, he'll steal Jason's whole coffee maker and put it in his room

Damian knows about Roy sneaking into Jason's room at night

Jason's idea of cooking is slapping a huge piece of meat on the grill and calling it a day, much to Damian's protests

Jason lets Damian have a small sip of wine under supervision

Jason's the only one who lets Damian fight the way he feels most confident

They went sledding on an old table top

They can play ping pong blindfolded, but only against each other

Damian literally owns the world's smallest violin, which he busts out whenever Jason retells his death

Jason once went a whole road trip without noticing Damian in the back seat

Damian can mimic police sirens and Jason hates it

Jason attests that Damian can drive, but he'll also attest that Damian is the worst driver ever

Their have each other's contacts saved as "Bat Brat" and "Dead Hood"

They have bonfire s'mores on Jason's grave

Damian sticks Jason's mugshot to the fridge with alphabet magnets

Jason knows Damian hates surprise parties so he always tells him when the family is throwing one

They have a Jane Austen book club

The first time Damian got his heart broken (in the League, by Ra's) Jason was the one who picked up the pieces

Damian uses his prodigious art skills to speed-draw Jason in everyday life when he's not looking

They got #CancelBruceWayne trending for April Fool's

Jason occasionally writes poetry and Damian doodles in the margins

They can't beat each other in a bare fistfight

When Damian gets excited about something, Jason makes sure nobody can ruin it

Jason leaves sauce packets all over the place to confuse Damian

They know each other's limits and consistently toe the line

Damian submits a fake job application under Jason's name to Build-A-Bear

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Ive never had someone convey this so well and so accurate. I love it

I just want Talia AlGhul to be weird as fuck. I just want her to be a truly bizarre goth girl. Stop making Talia normal hot. She needs to be an incredibly off putting kind of weirdo goth chick hot. Like truly not a socially acceptable individual unless she’s playing a part. Just an odd person. Her father is an immortal asshole. She lives divorced from the reality most people are engaged with. Talia Al Ghul is weird chick hot. And she’s goth about it.

She’s out on the balcony at 3 am yodeling like some unholy chimera that’s half goat and half dolphin. Why? She just got the urge. Batman’s out there fighting crime and Talia’s distracting the criminals by dancing like a sexy animatronic in a Theirry Mugler runway look.

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Give me Talia, Bruce, and Selina (cat woman) bring the best co-coparents ever.

Give me Talia and Bruce being Best friends who absolutely hate each other but have No boundaries.

Give me Talia and Selina having a sting sexual tension.

Give me Bruce loving Talia and would give his life up for her because at it all she still once was his lover and is his child’s mother.

Give me Selina and Talia walking into the JL base and just sitting on Bruce’s lap because it’s comfortable and they were lonely.

Give me this trio and let it Floorish. 

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Imma be completely honest with you. I am not Arabian or any type of it. I googled these things. I went to multiple sites and asked what were the biggest cultural shocks to people come from Arab Countries and this is what they said!

I’m sorry if I offended you in anyway.

I just wanted to give a light-hearted headcannon. I didn’t look into a specific Arab region because of my assumption that the league wouldn’t be part of one secular country instead of a mixture of many different cultures.

The birthday thing! That actually was mentioned by someone who I know who was Arabic saying how some family members never celebrated their birthdays. I didn’t realize it was an religious practice instead of a cultural one and I just threw that one in as a little homage to him!

So yeah! These were all things given by different sites of what the biggest cucultural shocks were when coming to America from different Arabic countries.

And yes, I am a child. I did not do very thorough research over a 200 word post that I assumed almost no one would see. I use this site as a Pro folio of different ideas and to go back to later. I will edit the post to say that these are not fact checked and could be incorrect but just some ideas on very limited research. 

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Damian went through a HUGE culture shock when he moved through the states. Even though he lived with the greatest detectives on earth, not one even thought of explaining ANYTHING to him.

For example, a lot of Arabs don’t celebrate birthdays. Most don’t even remember the exact date they were born (especially if they are older) with Ra’s being like 500 years old. This mofo probably didn’t even know what a Birthday is. He most than likely can not tell you the day he was born. But here in America, We celebrate birthdays so when everyone would be talking about a so called “Birthday Party” he would just call it useless. They just brushed it off as the league training. Dick Grayson being himself would try to pry out when Damians Birthday is and Damian would just shrug. The conversation usually went like this...

“don’t shrug your shoulders at me! I just want to know when my little Baby Brothers birthday is so I can give him a gift!” “Grayson, No, Go Away”

This lead to a lot of problems especially in the future when Damian would just shrug to anyone asking his birthday. Bruce, trying to get custody papers settled, was pissed off when Damian wouldn’t say his birthday. Damian sat there confused like you guys remember it.

The person who figured out that Damian didn’t know his birth date was surprisingly Steph who out of the whole Family wasn’t famously known for outsmarting the bat like Tim Drake.

She took Damian out for Waffles. She decided if she could guess his birthday it would make it easier.

She just asked just generally “is it before or one of ours like month wise not year obviously”

(We are gonna say Tim was born in December)

“Around Drakes”

“REALLY! dEcEmBeR bAbY! After before.”

“I’m not quite sure”

“Well, Timmys is the 14th sooooo before or after.”

“You imbecile I know drakes birth date”

“Just answerrrrr”

“I’m not sure”

Steph is not as blonde as she looks. She finally realized

“You don’t know the date you were born.”

“It is not important brown. Back in the Middle East most didn’t celebrate their birth along with my affiliation with the league. It was never mentioned.”

Steph realizing it was a culture difference. Explained the American custom.

“oh how fucking confused were you” steph laughs

“Brown, We live in a manor filled with detectives and not one of those dumb mother fuckers could THINK to tell me it was an American tradition.”

BOOM -> cultural shock

Or something common is small talk isn really done in a lot of countrie around the world but it sure is in america

Informality is something americans have while other countries wouldnt dare. For Damian, perfect example

The amount of different languages utlized in Americ although not an issue could be really surprising.

The fucking Climate is a great one too. Its hot ass hell in arabic countries and you move from hot as balls to freeze your tits off. Its just gonna be. Shock.

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ong this is adorable. Literally all I want in life is Bruce being the best emotional-stunted bat dad who can’t just outright ask “why won’t you give us the answers. Tell thy feelings” and this gives me that

Damian Wayne HeadCanon-

Damian went through a HUGE culture shock when he moved through the states. Even though he lived with the greatest detectives on earth, not one even thought of explaining ANYTHING to him.

For example, a lot of Arabs don’t celebrate birthdays. Most don’t even remember the exact date they were born (especially if they are older) with Ra’s being like 500 years old. This mofo probably didn’t even know what a Birthday is. He most than likely can not tell you the day he was born. But here in America, We celebrate birthdays so when everyone would be talking about a so called “Birthday Party” he would just call it useless. They just brushed it off as the league training. Dick Grayson being himself would try to pry out when Damians Birthday is and Damian would just shrug. The conversation usually went like this...

“don’t shrug your shoulders at me! I just want to know when my little Baby Brothers birthday is so I can give him a gift!” “Grayson, No, Go Away”

This lead to a lot of problems especially in the future when Damian would just shrug to anyone asking his birthday. Bruce, trying to get custody papers settled, was pissed off when Damian wouldn’t say his birthday. Damian sat there confused like you guys remember it.

The person who figured out that Damian didn’t know his birth date was surprisingly Steph who out of the whole Family wasn’t famously known for outsmarting the bat like Tim Drake.

She took Damian out for Waffles. She decided if she could guess his birthday it would make it easier.

She just asked just generally “is it before or one of ours like month wise not year obviously”

(We are gonna say Tim was born in December)

“Around Drakes”

“REALLY! dEcEmBeR bAbY! After before.”

“I’m not quite sure”

“Well, Timmys is the 14th sooooo before or after.”

“You imbecile I know drakes birth date”

“Just answerrrrr”

“I’m not sure”

Steph is not as blonde as she looks. She finally realized

“You don’t know the date you were born.”

“It is not important brown. Back in the Middle East most didn’t celebrate their birth along with my affiliation with the league. It was never mentioned.”

Steph realizing it was a culture difference. Explained the American custom.

“oh how fucking confused were you” steph laughs

“Brown, We live in a manor filled with detectives and not one of those dumb mother fuckers could THINK to tell me it was an American tradition.”

BOOM -> cultural shock

Or something common is small talk isn really done in a lot of countrie around the world but it sure is in america

Informality is something americans have while other countries wouldnt dare. For Damian, perfect example

The amount of different languages utlized in Americ although not an issue could be really surprising.

The fucking Climate is a great one too. Its hot ass hell in arabic countries and you move from hot as balls to freeze your tits off. Its just gonna be. Shock.

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THIS IS NOT FACT CHECKED AT ALL. PLEASE DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. THIS WAS DONE ON VERY LIMITED RESEARCH AT 3 AM

Damian Wayne HeadCanon-

Damian went through a HUGE culture shock when he moved through the states. Even though he lived with the greatest detectives on earth, not one even thought of explaining ANYTHING to him.

For example, a lot of Arabs don’t celebrate birthdays. Most don’t even remember the exact date they were born (especially if they are older) with Ra’s being like 500 years old. This mofo probably didn’t even know what a Birthday is. He most than likely can not tell you the day he was born. But here in America, We celebrate birthdays so when everyone would be talking about a so called “Birthday Party” he would just call it useless. They just brushed it off as the league training. Dick Grayson being himself would try to pry out when Damians Birthday is and Damian would just shrug. The conversation usually went like this...

“don’t shrug your shoulders at me! I just want to know when my little Baby Brothers birthday is so I can give him a gift!” “Grayson, No, Go Away”

This lead to a lot of problems especially in the future when Damian would just shrug to anyone asking his birthday. Bruce, trying to get custody papers settled, was pissed off when Damian wouldn’t say his birthday. Damian sat there confused like you guys remember it.

The person who figured out that Damian didn’t know his birth date was surprisingly Steph who out of the whole Family wasn’t famously known for outsmarting the bat like Tim Drake.

She took Damian out for Waffles. She decided if she could guess his birthday it would make it easier.

She just asked just generally “is it before or one of ours like month wise not year obviously”

(We are gonna say Tim was born in December)

“Around Drakes”

“REALLY! dEcEmBeR bAbY! After before.”

“I’m not quite sure”

“Well, Timmys is the 14th sooooo before or after.”

“You imbecile I know drakes birth date”

“Just answerrrrr”

“I’m not sure”

Steph is not as blonde as she looks. She finally realized

“You don’t know the date you were born.”

“It is not important brown. Back in the Middle East most didn’t celebrate their birth along with my affiliation with the league. It was never mentioned.”

Steph realizing it was a culture difference. Explained the American custom.

“oh how fucking confused were you” steph laughs

“Brown, We live in a manor filled with detectives and not one of those dumb mother fuckers could THINK to tell me it was an American tradition.”

BOOM -> cultural shock

Or something common is small talk isn really done in a lot of countrie around the world but it sure is in america

Informality is something americans have while other countries wouldnt dare. For Damian, perfect example

The amount of different languages utlized in Americ although not an issue could be really surprising.

The fucking Climate is a great one too. Its hot ass hell in arabic countries and you move from hot as balls to freeze your tits off. Its just gonna be. Shock.

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Yk how Mr. Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne misplaced his spleen.

What if on the hunt for the best presents (for Christmas or birthday you get the idea), Damian found it.

Like The batfamily know Damian is a crackhead with no real understanding of how normal people work.

But like the major the storyline you could make on this idea.

Example:

Timothy’s 21 first birthday, and he can’t even drink alcohol (it can be deadly without your spleen).

So everyone searched for a way to make it better by finding the best gift.

Damian just figured why not go get his spleen. His Grandfather (Ra’s) loved trophy’s and it being Timothy’s. He probably kept it perfectly preserved.

Damian also know doctors who can do this surgery with little no issue from the league who would do it as they owe him favors.

So on his birthday, they all gave him presents and so did Damian. Ironically, Damian went last.

Tim opens up the present and sees a jar with his spleen in it with a note -> “Surgery in 2 days no eating or drinking 12 hours before hand. Recovery time is 1 week bedrest. They suggest a month before drinking.”

And Tim would just start crying. Because that little boy who had hated him for years, went out of his way to get him a present although it was his in the first place, and not only a present but something that could fix so many problems and insecurities. He may have not even know the magnitude of that gift.

Tim cried with no explanation so of course Bruce would start yelling at Damian (not seeing what was in the box). And Tim would rock his shit. Scream what the present was. And boom cute fluff story.

Side note -> you could also add like a lot of angst when getting the spleen like have him have to kill someone or getting hurt or doing something like that would add a lot and I mean a lot of good plot.

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There’s a saying that goes something like

“Actions speak louder than words” yk. I feel like for Damian it’s the EXACT OPPOSITE.

Think about it…

At the league, he was tortured, beat, trained harshly, and lived in inhuman circumstances from birth till his arrival at the Wayne Manor and even then he goes and punches bad guys at night.

So I’m theory he managed to get out of these circumstances

“Words portray your meaning, your actions just follow accordingly”.

Talia would say she loved her son and them go tell the guard to give him lashes on the back with a whip. But as a little boy, Damian only heard that his mother cared for him not that she was causing harm to him.

Same for Ra’s. 

But when he is with Bruce, it’s the opposite. No one there values words as much as they should. They all rely on the actions that the others commit.

I think this philosophy would be really interesting as Damian always said harsh words to get the Wayne’s to go away. Although he didn’t understand it, he was trying to fit into his father’s family and that he realized this was how they thought. They felt words were misleading while actions were truth. Damian thought words held strong meaning and actions are done for something else.

The “I love you” from duck Grayson would have such a larger effect and the turmoil from if he means it or not, because they believe actions speak louder than words

the “I hate you” from others would give a lot of deeper meaning to fights protrayed in stories as the words hurt him more than punch could ever.

Obviously, it’s not cannon but it’s a fun idea to play around with.

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damian wayne: Oh my god, this is so not me! All of it! I don't obsess about what I'm wearing or over analyze text messages, or stalk anyone... I get stalked! I've been stalked multiple times! I mean, I have been kidnapped... TWICE!

colin wilkes: I'm sorry, are you bragging about being kidnapped?

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OMG THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH

One of the head cannons that I refuse to either entertain or even acknowledge is that Damian would be homophobic. Cause I find that shit bull. The ONLY way I can except it if it was internalized as he is finding out his identity. ONLY WAY-

Main reason for this that why would you head cannon someone being hateful or discriminatory. Like I cannot think of any head cannon that deals with someone being racist or homophobic or sexists - nothing like that. THE ONLY time I can even imagine it is when it plays into my hand with certain head cannons that I have for another characters like how I would I think Damian would deal with racism. Or something

Here is the head cannon reason I will never except it -

One reason - no way Talia is straight

Other reason - Ra’s is Gender Fluid of sorts

HEAR ME OUT:

The amount of sexual tension Talia had with any female is crazy bro like mind boggling crazy bu this reason isn’t what I wanna touch on.

Ra’s knew exactly what to do to be able to take over his Grandsons body. Now, you would think this would mean he has done it magically. Because the body still ages even with the Lazarus Pit so even IF it gives the body 50 extra years. He would need to make a new one. over the years, you cannot convince me he has not taken over a female body.

IMAGINE - Ra’s showing up in some hot female body being like “Detective” like yes.

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I READ THIS TOO. JASON WAS LIKE “TIME YO PULL IN THE BIG GUNS”

Y'ALL I JUST READ A FUC WHERE DAMIAN WAS DEALING WITH RACIST BITCHES AT SCHOOL AND JASON FOUND OUT AND HE JUST FUCKING CALLED TALIA AND SHE SHOWED UP IN THE FANCIEST SHIT SHE HAS AND JUST WAS LIKE "fuck you guys" THEN WAS LIKE "I want to spend time with my sons" AND THEN WENT TO AN INDIAN RESTAURANT AND JUST VIBED

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One of the head cannons that I refuse to either entertain or even acknowledge is that Damian would be homophobic. Cause I find that shit bull. The ONLY way I can except it if it was internalized as he is finding out his identity. ONLY WAY-

Main reason for this that why would you head cannon someone being hateful or discriminatory. Like I cannot think of any head cannon that deals with someone being racist or homophobic or sexists - nothing like that. THE ONLY time I can even imagine it is when it plays into my hand with certain head cannons that I have for another characters like how I would I think Damian would deal with racism. Or something

Here is the head cannon reason I will never except it -

One reason - no way Talia is straight

Other reason - Ra’s is Gender Fluid of sorts

HEAR ME OUT:

The amount of sexual tension Talia had with any female is crazy bro like mind boggling crazy bu this reason isn’t what I wanna touch on.

Ra’s knew exactly what to do to be able to take over his Grandsons body. Now, you would think this would mean he has done it magically. Because the body still ages even with the Lazarus Pit so even IF it gives the body 50 extra years. He would need to make a new one. over the years, you cannot convince me he has not taken over a female body.

IMAGINE - Ra’s showing up in some hot female body being like “Detective” like yes.

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One of my favorite Head canons that occurred out of now where is...

Damian collecting Father/Mother Figures like his Father adopts orphans.

Damian has the is magical effect of everyone who has a significant age difference between him just makes them want to protect him.

For Example,

He has spent a lot of time with Clark Kent. Now, Clark, whenever someone writes an article about him that’s bad, will dangle them off a roof Batman style and have them fired from their job. Bruce found this development hilarious.

But I feel as if this would extend to some odd characters

Slade Wilson? Has a monthly tea session

All of Red Hood’s gang members? Will fuck up anyone shit for the kid

Scarecrow? Whenever he’s in Arkham, Damian comes and visits and plays chess with him

Stephs mother? Texts him once a week to check on him 

The Queen of England? Has him come preform every Christmas in the chapel. Has him bring Alfred (the cat and human) too.