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So me (cishet) and my bsf (genderfluid/bi) are debating on what the marriage would be called if we (not attracted to each other at all) got married for shits and giggles. Cuz idt it would be a lavender marriage but that’s what they called it. Tumblr help.
#lgbtq#platonic relationships#bisexual#cisgender#heterosexual#genderfluid#questions#I promise we aren’t dating btw
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Hi, I need help finding a fic I read a few months ago. It’s an MDZS fic where JZX and JYL don’t die, but WWX still dies and then is resurrected via MXY.
WWX, JC, JZX and LWJ go to follow the ghost hand tgt and JC knows about the Phoenix Mountain kiss, cuz LWJ got drunk and told him about it, so he forces LWJ to tell WWX the truth.
That’s all I can remember pls pls help me find it I’ve been looking for weeks 😭😭
(I just want JZX and WWX to be brothers in law 😭😭 they’re hilarious in every fic where they’re frienemies)
#mdzs#fanfiction#lost fic#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan zhan#wanxian#jin zixuan#jiang wanyin#ao3#I want them all to be friends#And happy
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*inhale*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*clears throat*
There is no escape.
Merlin fandom are you guys still alive
scream if u are
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That moment when you’re reading a fic that’s taking place pre-canon and you’re thinking “oh this is nice, the characters that were dead before the actual story took place and barely mentioned in the original series are getting a happy story and look at that, I’m attached to them now”
And then you glance at the tags and feel the drop in your stomach, the Dread, when you see the “Canon compliant” tag. Because what do you mean canon compliant? They’re happy here. The found family friend group isn’t going to fall apart. Why would you make me care about these characters just to rip them away from me at the end? W H Y ????
#harry potter fanfiction#mauraders#harry potter#can you tell I’m reminiscing about reading All the young dudes?#all the young dudes#I’m a golden trio era girly#but I can appreciate the maurader’s era#ao3 fanfic#dead gay wizards
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Arthur: I don't know why you have an issue with this. Leon was happy to comply.
Gwaine: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Leon does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Arthur: If Leon were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so... yes. If you see Leon jump off a cliff, by all means. Jump off a cliff.
Gwaine: ...You jump off a cliff.
Arthur: Gladly. Provided Leon did first.
#merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#gwaine#sir leon#Leon being the standard for everything is accurate#that man had the only functioning braincell#he’s tired#long suffering leon#LetLeonSleep2025#still pushing that agenda
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Once again thinking about the fact that: No matter how much Leon was being paid, it was Not Enough.
He had to witness the BS that is Merthur Every. Single. Day. There was no escape for him. That poor poor man. HE DESERVES FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. And a vacation to somewhere far, far away.
(He will not get either. He will instead gain immortality. And therefore have to deal with Merlin’s bullshit for centuries. #LetLeonRest2025 That’s right. I’m still pushing that agenda)
#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#sir leon the long suffering#long suffering leon#pls let that man rest#Leon my beloved#i’ll never shut up about this#LetLeonRest2025#letleonsleep
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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
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Merlin: I have magic
Leon: Tell me something I don't know
Merlin: Arthur and I were never together
Leon: YOU WHAT?!
#canon#this happened#long suffering leon#sir leon the long suffering#merlin#merthur core#bbc merlin#ik this man had the most valid crash out of all time after learning this#Leon is tired#letleonsleep#LetLeonSleep2025
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No thoughts. Just the idea of Leon finding out about Merlin’s magic post canon and not giving a single fuck, but absolutely crashing out when he realizes that: No, Merlin and Arthur weren’t fucking, they were just being complete and utter idiots that were oblivious to their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS FEELINGS for one another.
Leon: “Screw your Magic. Because the fuck you mean “No Arthur is just my King” YOU SAID HE WAS UR DESTINY??? THE FUCKING DRAGON (BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT’S A THING NOW) SAID HE’S LITERALLY YOUR OTHER HALF? HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT AS OTHER THAN HES UR SOULMATE??? “
Merlin: *thoughtful* “… huh”
Leon *in tears* : “FUCKING P O E T R Y! DO YOU COMPREHEND THE KIND OF MENTAL DISTRESS YOU TWO CAUSED ME? AND IT WASN’T FUCKING CANON???”
Merlin: “… tbf the Dragon was really cryptic”
Leon: *incoherent screaming*
(Leon is tired. Leon is also unfortunately immortal. Leon wants a vacation. Spoiler: he will not get one. #LetLeonSleep2025)
#sir leon the long suffering#bbc merlin#merlin#long suffering leon#sir leon#someone give this man a hug#and a break#letleonsleep#LetLeonSleep2025#ik this man had the most valid crash out of all time after learning this#merthur#merthur core#arthur pendragon
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I love this concept. May I add:
In a lot of fics all the servants know that Merlin has magic, but they all collectively decide to Not Acknowledge That.
Merlin was seen suspiciously near a Magic Thing? Random Servant “Nope I Do Not See.”
Merlin sneaking around? Every Guard “I’m Legally blind and deaf.”
Cook: *watching Merlin magic food away*
Merlin: *doesn’t notice*
Cook *can’t do anything about it cuz it’s a Merlin Thing : … this mf twink
Not one person working in that castle gave a single fuck about upholding that law because they were not paid enough to try and separate Arthur and his “manservant”
(Everyone knows they’re fucking don’t lie. Leon has seen too much for you to deny it. Leon is traumatized. Leon has not know peace in years. Leon is tired. #LetLeonSleep2025)
‘gwaine’s reaction to the magic reveal’ this and ‘leon’s reaction to the magic reveal’ that. focus. we need The Cook Merlin Had Unexplained Beef With’s Reaction to the Magic Reveal
#bbc merlin#merlin series#merlin#sir leon the long suffering#sir leon#random camelot citizens#camelot#arthur pendragon#merthur#long suffering leon#letleonsleep#LetLeonSleep2025#just everyone saying “No in Merlin’s general direction
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Update: read the fic
It was amazing.
Would definitely recommend.
I will preface this post by saying I have not read this fic yet.
The tag “Dark Ratatouille show me the forbidden rat cultivation” is the only thing I needed to see. Idk what this fic is about (besides wangxian). But I’m going to read it.
( in case anyone wants to read it :
This Tornado Loves You by FeelsForBreakfast on Ao3)
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I will preface this post by saying I have not read this fic yet.
The tag “Dark Ratatouille show me the forbidden rat cultivation” is iconic.
Idk what this fic is about (besides wangxian).
But I’m going to read it.
( in case anyone wants to read it :
This Tornado Loves You by FeelsForBreakfast on Ao3)
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So random thought popped into my head when listening to “Odysseus” from Epic: The Musical.
When the suitors say “keep your head down he’s aiming for the torches” do you think it’s like a parallel to Scylla? Cuz she was like “we are the same” and he purposefully used torches to sacrifice his men so she was also “aiming for the torches”
And it’s like another part of him “becoming a monster” cuz he’s literally using the tactics/ methods that the monsters he faced previously used.
Does that make sense? Has anyone said this before? Cuz ik Mr Jalapeño explains stuff like this but I can’t remember rn.
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#epic scylla#epic thunder saga#odysseus#random thought#just a blurb#am i making sense#mr jalapeño#jorge rivera herrans
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Leon talking to a recently returned Arthur, Gwen, and the knights: Sometimes Merlin just says things when he's drunk off his arse and you have to decide if its a problem or not.
Merlin, swiging from the first hard alcohol bottle he could find after wrangling the group to his house: I am going to blow up the moon.
Leon: Right now, for instance, we can just ignore that.
Merlin almost toppling as he stand and swaying dangerously as he walks out the back door: I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THE MOON
Leon: And now, we can not
***loud crashing sounds as Leon runs after him***
#bbc merlin#merlin#leon#long suffering leon#sir leon the long suffering#I can just feel how tired this man is#letleonsleep#but also let Merlin blow up the moon#let chaos reign
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Full ilustration of the All-Evil-Yiling Patriarch and the terrifying Ghost General shopping some vegetables.
#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wei wuxian#wen ning#wei ying#a yuan#i love this so much#art
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