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I am a proud Pure vanilla and white lily ship hater

Nothing against the shippers but it's the fact y'all are so obsessed making x reader angst about it like cmon

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Can anyone give me some good ol yandere platonic batfam x reader fluff

I'm sick of all this neglecting

They're good and all sure but they're all the same in the end ain't they

Different MCs same endings both good or bad

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STOP THE NSFW POSTS I'M SAD I WANT COMFORT, NOT SOME ROUGH BACKSHOTS😭😭😭

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At least tag it more

I'm new here and I'm just here to say

Milf/middle aged woman Yuu tired as hell of dealing with all the kids and Lilia sees her and it's just fucking. Cartoon wolf AWOOGA! Immediately he needs to rizz her up or he will die

However Yuu is just like. Whys this fucking kid flirting w me nonstop. Shoo.

And lilia is trapped in a hell of his own making

this is literally so smart I'm gonna put this in the x reader tag. everyone needs to see it. I am always thinking about milf yuu and lilia btw. I aspire to be a milf so I can make lilia my househusband and let him burn every dinner bc he's too busy checking out his ass in the reflection of the oven window

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"Worthless parents makes stupid kids, guess the apple never stays."

- Unsweetened lemonade

That's all

For og Lloyd ig

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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TWST Incorrect quote #29

MC: "Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal"

Trey: "Why?"

MC: "I haven't died yet"

Trey: "That's... not how that works"

Ace: *behind them* "Have you seen the shit they do? That bitch just won't die"

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i love nui chefzuls fivehead 🐙

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drifting closer

a comic based off @lloydfrontera's post about touch averse javier slowly becoming clingy to lloyd after the end of the novel! :> although the touch averse part didn't make it in lol,,

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When You Nerd Out (Biology Edition) — Overblots x gn! reader

summery: the overblots find out you're more of a nerd than they realized...

tw: mentions of bugs (not really but I digress), mentions of arachnids (literally just the name of one lol), mentions of reptiles (idk maybe people are scared of them), mentions of snakes.

a/n: a reptile show is happening soon and I've been looking into so many reptiles/invertebrates/amphibians I had to get this out of my system somehow. What better way then to ramble to fictional characters? (Help me)

wc: 1.2k (~180 per character)

Master List

Riddle Roseheart

When Riddle first met you, you were downtrodden, having just been thrown into a new world filled with magic and flair that yours didn’t. Your grades weren’t the best (but far from the worst), and you always seemed tired no matter what. So when your eyes lit up when he showed you the flamingo and hedgehog cages/pens he was surprised at the amount of facts that spilled from your lips. From how flamingos get their color to how hedgehogs are carnivores. Or how you could even ramble on about flowers and plants, like how tea garden roses are the most short lived species. From then on, Riddle would come to you for even the smallest of things. Did you want to feed the animals with him? This rose bush is wilting, are there any tips to bring it back? Do you know the meaning behind the colors of roses? No particular reason for that last question…just don’t question the bouquet of white and red roses mixed with baby’s breath that show up on your doorstep the next day.

Leona Kingscholar

It was hard not to notice when you seemed to be on the brink of exploding. How you’d stare at awe in Leona’s presence, as you should. But your eyes would always wander to his ears, teeth, tail, nails. It got to a point that he felt like you were mentally dissecting him. It was his downfall to growl out a short “what”, as you started to pile on questions to the beastman prince. “Are your nails sharper than a humans?”, “How much better can you hear?”, “Does your tail help you balance?” All Leona could do was stare at you with boredom. Who knew his herbivore was a nerd? He supposes he could humor you for a little bit. Press his sharp nails lightly into your skin, a teasing smile as he asks if you’d like a test. Perhaps a nibble to show you how well his canines work? It all goes awry when you start taking interest in other beastmen, who cares about the cheetah or leopard bestmen when you have a lion prince right here?

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul never thought twice about where he’s come from. He’s seen many kinds of merpeople, many kinds of fish or crustaceans or sharks. But he knew land dwellers didn’t have that, which is why he has the giant aquarium in his lounge. He got used to the awed expressions as well, more focused on swindling the poor souls. So when your jaw dropped and how you clearly restrained yourself from running up to the giant aquarium, Azul felt giddy. He could offer you something most couldn’t. He’d watch as you’d point out a fish or ray that you saw and explain how much you loved the color or how magnificent it looked. When you brought up how smart you thought octopi are, it was over. His heart couldn’t take it. You know he was an octopus merperson right? You were basically complimenting him without realizing it. He couldn’t get over how you stared in wonder at the blue ringed octopus that was waving back at you. And oh sevens you were giggling at it? He wasn’t getting jealous over another octopus, no way…

Jamil Viper

Jamil noticed the excited look in your eyes when you learned his last name was Viper, but nothing had happened at the time. It wasn’t until Kalim had you rambling about animals did Jamil realize just how much you seemed to love snakes. How you named your favorite in a heartbeat to how you scrutinized the ones you looked into as pets. It wasn’t until Kalim started to offer to buy you all those snakes and more did he have to step in. Yet Jamil felt flustered when your gaze landed on him, your eyes that had been filled with fondness while rambling about snakes had only seemed to get brighter when looking at him. Reluctantly, Jamil let you drag him to a reptile show, something Kalim had pushed him to do. For his own sanity, Jamil ignored the giant pouch of money Kalim tried to stealthily hand you, instead, focusing on your awed expression at the variety of animals. He couldn’t help but watch the snakes in awe with you, and when you asked him if he wanted to help you set up an enclosure for one…who was he to say no?

Vil Schoenheit

Vil is a busy man. With photo and movie shoots to interviews to taking care of himself, there isn’t much time to stop and smell the roses. But with you, he tries to make time, and it's like a breath of fresh air every time. It was nice to sit outside and bask in the sun (with sunscreen of course) and talk with you. Something had clearly caught your eye when you dropped from the bench to scoop something off the ground. Vil thought he knew you well enough…apparently not. He hadn’t expected to see you shove a rolly polly, pill bug, potato bug, whatever you want to call them into his face…okay maybe he’s exaggerating. You held the little thing far enough away that it wasn’t all too startling. He swore he never saw you so excited about something, or how you rambled that they weren’t bugs, but crustaceans that live on land. The way you gently held the critter to how fondly you looked at the curled up thing made Vil’s heart flutter. You always seemed to find beauty in things most would shudder at. How odd.

Idia Shroud

Idia had no idea how you managed, but you had convinced him to get a plant. You had called it a zz plant, and thought it would be perfect to liven his room up as it didn’t need direct sunlight. He watched the plant as it sat next to a grow light, it needed something since he didn’t have any windows. The dark purple leaves were pretty, you were right. As much as he tried to keep up with watering, he would forget, but Ortho seemed to have it covered. When little leaves started sprouting, Idia felt proud, a weird feeling he wasn’t used to. When you came over and saw how well it was doing you beamed. That stupid fluttery feeling filled him as you praised him, not to mention it mixing with feeling proud. Not a good combo, as now he was thinking of asking you if there’s any other plant you may recommend, just to get you rambling once more about different plants that could thrive in his little cave of a room.

Malleus Draconia

Although Malleus loves to hear your voice, you always seem content to hear him ramble. The way your eyes watched intently, trying to find what he was pointing out on a gargoyle, or how you’d ask questions about the differences of a gargoyle and grotesque. At first, he was concerned when you gasped, had you gotten hurt somehow? Yet he found you excitedly pointing out a house gecko that stood near the gargoyle he was talking about. He watched you in awe as your eyes glittered, and how you were basically jumping up and down. Then you started going on about geckos, reptiles, and all sorts of odd things people keep as pets. The way you basically swooned at the thought of owning a crested gecko or a crocodile skink, Malleus was ready to hand you all the money you needed. He is the best and worst, as he’ll never tell you no and fund your hobby till your heart’s content. Just make sure to pay attention to him too, yeah? Unlike skinks or tarantula’s, he likes your affection. Plus, he’s the best reptile of them all, no? He’d gladly show you his dragon form.

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Not usually a riddle fan but hey

Riddle rosehearts at your services!

My character is not supposed to be Yuu (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠) and they're from Octavinelle because... Money😇

Not proud but had to finish it quicklyy, I do have these silly sketches on how they met but I don't know if anyone wants to see it ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

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TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul

fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so i’m combining it with my other favorite thing rn

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Baizhu, Baizhi and Bailu.

Yep that definitely doesn't confuse people.

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Literally any fandom with a pretty princess style deadpanned MC(GN because every can wear a dress and rock it) or a Giselle embodiment MC

I'll be focusing on Twst because i can

Here's the outfit

I'm going insane

Imagine them seeing you sing this song with literal rodents and freaking out yet you're just there like :> ?

Like you step into NRC all pretty and wearing white as if you don't stand out and looking like a RSA student but they'll get use to you. Mistaken you calling/singing for your critter friends as your power because of course they did.

Mistaken as a royalty before you corrected them. Malleus is probably on one knee by now before you. Gothic husband with the opposite of him kind of spouse.

You remind me of @shiny-jr 's fanfic where I think it's called "Damnation" the king of roses on where you're that king but without the crybaby trait. Red Queen and the White King(Non accurate 😱😱)

Leona either detest you or gone soft on you but he's still toxic either way because he might try to manipulate you at first because he thought you were royalty, sorry Leona fans. Sebek can't even yell at you without feeling guilty bless him. Cater on those photographs of you looking aesthetically pleasing and Vil asking for a collab or cooking up poison.

I'm done for now.

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Hear me out hear me out

Obey me fandom listen, I know you're in that fandom as well

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Imagine Lilia singing "You're in my head like a catchy song" to the you. Since he's in the music club he can play the guitar and all, you're human and he's fae.

On you 'anniversary' if you're together, he brings you to a date in a secluded place. Bringing his guitar, you wonder why but he'll keep teasing you by saying you'll ruin the surprise.

And as the sun set, he holds the guitar while looking at you with a soft smile compare to his playful one. And he sings this.