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Tim: Ra's is obsessed with me

Damian:

Damian: What

Tim: Not to toot my own horns, but Ra's called me detective. That alone is a testament of my skills

Damian: Oh. Oh my God

Damian: That's so dumb

Damian: He called you that because that's what you are? You're a detective? Your job is detecting?

Damian: It's like how teachers call their horde of students, 'students' because that's what they are? It doesn't suddenly make them the next scholars.

Damian: He called father 'detective.' He called Richard and Todd, 'detective.'

Damian: Chances are, he forgot your name

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i actually think the reason there’s such a fundamental lack of jason and duke team up content is because whenever they’re in the same room for more than three minutes duke will say some shit like ‘oh and this coming from the mothafucker who got oneshotted by a clown with a crowbar?’ and without missing a beat jason will easily respond with ‘ok and who oneshotted your parents, huh? why’re you here, foster boy?’ and bruce has banned them from conversing.

neither jason nor duke are even offended they just like how freaked out everybody else gets when they start going personal

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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.

This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.

THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.

If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.

CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.

Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.

I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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My condolences. But the good thing is that you can sneak a soft pretzel under it, so ya know, pros and cons.

Ankle length skirts

From September, my school is enforcing ankle length skirts onto all females

What

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she’s :p

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Just because DC are cowards who refuse to grapple with the fact that they made the 15 year old vigilante pregnant only to allow her to allude to it two (2) times after the fact doesn’t mean we have to be.

Take my hand. Let’s give Stephanie Browns pregnancy lasting thematic significance to her character and take into account the mental scars it likely gave her together. Let’s draw her with a c-section scar. Let’s draw parallels between Steph and Crystal and Steph’s view of motherhood and responsibility. Let’s talk about how despite purposefully making the choice not to know the gender of her baby after giving birth Steph genders the baby female on her deathbed.

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Happy gars 🐟

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I WANT TO EXPLORE THE JEDI TEMPLE SO BAAAD

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Today, the Palestine tag is trending on Tumblr — and among the posts is a photo of my daughter, Ronza. A fragile little girl suffering from severe malnutrition, whose story I shared, pleading for help. Her image is now reaching millions of people... but sadly, only a few have responded.

We are not okay. We are not safe. We are living in unimaginable conditions — and tomorrow is Eid al-Adha, a holiday that should bring joy, new clothes, laughter, and celebration to children. But how can my children celebrate when there is no food, no water, no medicine? How can they smile in new clothes when their weak bodies can barely stand?

We are in Gaza — trapped, starving, broken. Every day is a battle for survival.

I am begging you, before it’s too late —Please donate to help Ronza. Her life depends on it. Every contribution, no matter how small, can make the difference between life and death.

Please share this message. Let Ronza’s face be more than just a trending image — let it be a call to action. A reason to save a life.

I would like to inform you that my campaign is documented and approved.

Gazavetters #213 , el-shab-hussein&nabulsi # 264

Eid al-Adha

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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I need one of those trope-y “watching protagonist’s memories” stories with Dick Grayson but the twist is that the memories aren’t like uniquely traumatic or anything. Most of them actually include the other people watching. But in Dick’s memories, there are just random ass hallucinations everywhere.

Like a memory of Dick casually eating dinner at the manor and talking Tim’s head off but Jason’s bloody mangled corpse is hovering beside an empty chair, and Dick does not appear fazed by it AT ALL. And Tim’s like “wait I remember this but that wasn’t there????”

Or like Dick is just holding a standard team meeting but you can vaguely see the outline of Batman’s hand on his shoulder and the whisper of “failure failure failure you are going to get them killed failure” and the Titans are like “wtf is Batman doing here?”

Idk if they’d realize immediately that Dick is constantly hallucinating random shit or if it would take them some time, but eventually they ask him about it and he’s shocked.

“You mean that doesn’t happen to you when you guys are stressed?”

Bonus points if he’s incredibly flippant about how he deals with them too. Like “no guys it’s chill. They don’t have shadows, see? You also can’t touch them either.” And suddenly minor impulses like Dick’s tendency to constantly check the ground every few seconds or his touchiness with other people make a lot more sense.

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Aphrodite kids pulling up the the battle of manhattan like

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Fanon batfam fans are scary man. Why are they always fantasizing about Tim or Jason telling Damian, “if u don’t shut up i will sleep with ur grandpa/mom. Already did it.”

Like, telling a minor (who’s usually depicted as 10-11 in fanon) about ur sexual activities (with his OWN FAMILY MEMBERS) is actually weird as hell… Especially when they say it as soon as damian opens his mouth to say legit anything…

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I’m always thinking about how bonkers the forums must have been in the lead up to the DickKory wedding. Like Kory and Nightwing are the IT couple. They've been on magazines, they've been on the lettermen show, people know who they are.

But Dick decides he wants to mary Kory, not as Nightwing but as Dick Grayson and Kory is like I mean Dick knows more about human customs so I guess I'll listen to his plan which is --- and I cannot stress this enough -- INSANE

He takes Kory on a not date in front of Starfire impersonators

and then calls a press conference where he announces that he's with Kory now prompting "Nightwing" (actually mirage who thinks she's dating Dick Grayson while Kory is dating nightwing) to beat Dick Grayson up in public

AND THEY THEY GET MARRIED SO SOON AFTER THIS LIKE WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA???

what I am saying is that Dick Grayson should be the number 1 Nightwing hater because he beat him up in NYC in the 80's and Nightwing should be the number 1 Dick Grayson Hater bc he married his girlfriend

ALSO THE STARFIRE INPEsaenATORS don't tell me their doing nothing they got to be in the forums debating who the right man is for their girl. Meanwhile pre-robin Tim is fighting for his life in the comments defending both Dick Grayson and Nightwing