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reblog if your blog is a safe place for low empathy people   i want to see how many people im safe interreacting with :]

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I will now share my list of the worst ships I’ve seen because wtf

1. Edmund Pevensie/Severus Snape

(Hehehe nooooo why noo)

1 Work

2. Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy

(WHAT IS THIS?! INCEST!)

348 Works

3. Helen Parr | Elastigirl/Violet Parr

(INCEST)

13 Works

4. Dash Parr/Violet Parr

(Stop with the fucking incest)

9 Works

5. Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible/Violet Parr

(STOP IT)

9 Works

6. Dash Parr/Helen Parr | Elastigirl/Violet Parr

(FUCKING HELL)

4 Works

7. Simon Brown/Nanny McPhee

(No just no)

Not on ao3

8. Peter Pevensie/Susan Pevensie

(INCEST!! AGAIN!)

129 Works

9. Edmund Pevensie/Peter Pevensie

(INCEST!)

94 Works

10. Aziz/Ben/Doug/Evie/Jane/Jay/Mal/Carlos de Vil

(So many people)(actually don’t really have anything against it I just almost died trying to read the tag)

4 Works

11. Draco Malfoy/Fred Weasley

(Fuck no)

83 Works

12. Harry Potter/Severus Snape

(NOO absolutely NOT)

15,246 works (oh that’s bullshit)

13. Sirius Black/Charlie Weasley

(PEDOPHILIA! And just wrong generally)(idk, might not be pedophilia but it’s not right)

46 works

14. Hermione Granger/James Potter

(Dude wtf, they ship her with everyone)

271 works

15. Sirius Black/Severus Snape

(Nope nope ew ew ew!!)

2,126 works

16. Peggy Carter/Newt Scamander

(Not really bad ig but it’s interesting)(and how did that happen?)

1 work

17. Newt Scamander/Theseus Scamander

(Incest.. again)(people really like that for some reason)

1,155 works

18. Albus Dumbledore/Newt Scamander

(Okay first of all love Dumbledoor slander second of all NO!!)

184 works

19. Arthur Weasley/Ginny Weasley

(Aww come ooon stop it! Stop the incest! What is wrong with people?)

30 works

20. Hermione Granger/Rubeus Hagrid

(Wow they really do ship her with anyone)

21 works

21. Fang/Hermione Granger

(How? How did we get here? How did we make it worse?)

5 works (and it’s not even only one)

22. James Potter/Severus Snape

(NO NO NO JUST NOO)

929 works

23. Sirius Black/Lily Evans

(Yeah no not really my ballpark)(how did you even get it to this?)

75 works

24. Fenrir Greyback/Remus Lupin

(Definitely have not read this because I wanted an abusive relationship with Sirius swooping in later…)

122 works

25. Sirius Black/Tom Riddle

(… I’m not even gonna try)

30 works

26. Neville Longbottom/Severus Snape

(Why is this a thing?)(he is a teacher that fucking bullied him)

161 works

27. Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Severus Snape

(I’m sorry, is your brain fried?)

442 works

28. Sirius Black/Severus Snape

(Stop it, seriously)

2,126 works (okay I told myself not to comment on the amount but wtf is that?)

29. Regulus Black/Severus Snape

(ABSOLUTELY NOT!!)

483 works

30. Regulus Black/Sirius Black

(I mean I already knew blackcest was a thing but come ooon)

456 works

That’s not even all of it, I have more

(Also fyi I did know and expect the incest but I write it down because it’s bad and it’s a lot)

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After the sorting ceremony in 1971

Sirius:“Do you know who I am?”

Remus:“No but I know what you are”

Sirius:“And what is that?”

Remus (in the most dead ass tone):“A bitch”

James who just took a drink now having pumpkin juice come out his nose

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Headcanons about when the Pevensie siblings returned to England (the first time)

When they came back to England through the wardrobe and they returned to their younger bodies, naturally all the scars they received in Narnia disappeared. All but one, the one in on Edmund’s stomach remained, the one he got at his first battle. No one really knew why he still had it, why it hadn’t disappeared it just didn’t. It was there and it served as a constant reminder of the white witch, that the experience had been real.

Everyone noticed a change in the Pevensies when they came back from the countryside. That included their teachers.

Lucy was suddenly a very clever girl, not that she hadn’t been before, but now she had a maturity to her. Her reading ability had improved immensely and she wrote the most beautiful poems.

Edmund’s demeanour had turned a whole 180°. He was more strategic, less rash. It was way more difficult to make him mad, he usually just responded with a witty comeback. And he seemed to put more effort into his work. He had always been smart, but now he was outstanding. He passed all his classes with ease, except for history that is (he kept forgetting that they had never had a king named Frank). He had also gotten very much better at chess, there was no one in the whole school they could beat him, not even the English teacher Mr. Evenly that had gotten very far in the English championship in chess. (Let’s pretend that exists even if it doesn’t)

Susan stood straighter and had a more regal look to her demeanour, not in a way that she expected everyone to obey her or anything like that. It was just very difficult not to respect her. She had gotten very good at resolving conflicts and avoid violence.

Peter had also changed a lot, he was more mature but also more rash in his decisions. He started acting more with his fists (that didn’t really start until it had been about half a year). He did write amazing novels though, stories about battles. Battles with medieval methods and weapons. The details were incredible, it was almost as he’d been in the battles himself.

They all had gotten a whole lot better at swimming. Edmund managed to save a man double his size and weight when he went through the ice. Lucy was always very fast and her technique was like nothing teachers had seen before, it was like she had been taught by a fish. (Possibly mermaid or nymph of some kind.)(Same goes for the others, I just can’t really come up with something)

All of them had nightmares but they had also become very good at controlling and hiding certain emotions behind a curtain or wall.

Edmund often got panic attacks during the cold months, especially when it snowed. Susan started making him something warm to drink every time she noticed it was getting colder or she saw snow falling before school, Peter wrapped up and cuddled Edmund in blankets and Lucy just came into his room with her warm smile and sat and talked with him. With time he wasn’t as sensitive to cold and snow and the panic attacks died down but the small rituals of the siblings having this cosy bonding time with one another continued for a lot longer.

And through all of this Helen was an amazing mother, she might not know what the change in her children was caused by but she always helped. Through panic attacks and frantic studying, she held them after nightmares and she just kept being their mother. She was their mum and raised that just as good as Narnia had.

Hope it was to your enjoyment <3

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So I work at a bookstore and didn’t really think about what I was doing when writing down the prize of a book on my arm. Now I want to cry

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You know how everyone’s talking about which tv-series/ movie has the best transitions?

Well I just fucking read one that is really good. Like I could feel it, that is the best transition in my opinion.

It’s in the third chapter of “The Scenic Route” by mr_tellmeafucking_secret , on ao3

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Honestly one of the best signs I’ve ever seen in a bathroom

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Homophobia and transphobia is honestly really weird. If we have examples with the same principle but another subject not many people would think it makes sense.

For example, if we compare which hand is dominant. The norm and most common thing is being right handed, we’re gonna pretend that equals straight people. Same thing goes for left handed people corresponds with homosexuals. We also have ambidextrous people let’s say that’s people who like more than one gender.

Now I don’t think anyone will judge you on which hand you’re more dominant in (if it’s not a case of copying you while you’re writing and you have your hand covering the text(left handed struggle,believe me)), no one will go “oh you don’t write with you right hand, that’s weird/wrong/disgusting” right?

(Now this is in no way accurate statistics of course, just a comparison)

(I couldn’t really get in ace/aro spectrum example on this one without making it sound like a disability or something in style with “and then some people don’t have hands” and that is in no way what I want so I’m sorry)

We can also use food as an example:

(Once again only comparisons)

Homophobic person: my favourite food is pizza

Homosexual: I enjoy hamburgers more

Bi: yeah I like both

Pan/omni: Mhm me too, I also like sushi

Ace/ aro spectrum: I don’t really like any of those.

Homophobic: HOW IS PIZZA NOT YOUR FAVOURITE, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

(Now I am not saying that everyone that likes pizza are like that, there are a lot of pizza lovers that support other foods too.)

And then we have another one.

Let’s say that a person grew up with mostly crime novels to read and didn’t really like them. But then they realised that oh romantic slowburns are more their type of books. And then someone else realise that they don’t really like to read at all. And someone don’t really know so they go back and forth between different genres.

Now imagine someone going I there being like “Why do you not like the same genre, something is wrong with you” or someone being like “why did you realise you like this genre more than the one you had at home, that you never liked anyway, weirdo?”

Now this works as an example for both homophobia(other sexualities included) and transphobia.

And if you say that “liking the same gender isn’t natural” I’ll tell you this.

The only other species that has homophobia is a sort of spider, the rest of the animal kingdom doesn’t think of it negatively.

If you say it’s against you religion well let me just give you thing for Christianity(honestly can’t give you so much on other religions as I’m not really that well educated on their view on lgbtqia for the moment). There will be people saying that in the bible it says that you shan’t love a man the same way you love a woman (directed to males) or something like that and what I have to say is that *NEWSFLASH* God didn’t write the Bible, humans did. Plus the translation could have been wrong.

And like if God I’d love why wouldn’t he support love?

Oh and to the people saying “god doesn’t make mistakes” about trans people, that also means he meant them to be there and for them to be trans so you’re arguing against yourself, also there are people born with disabilities and we do stuff to “fix” that so why shouldn’t we help people that have been born in the wrong body?

Please don’t get mad at me for not mentioning you’re sexuality and/or gender identity, I’m not an expert and this is just my thoughts on queer-phobia stuff

Love is love and porn is sex but sex is not porn🏳️‍🌈❤️

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Idk why but I’ll share some quotes and stuff from fanfics I’ve read.

The umbrella academy:

« Five was almost impressed - he hadn’t been certain that Luther had enough brain cells to rub together to even get a headache. 

« Honestly Allison and Diego should just share a brain at this point, Diego was making triumphant noises and pointing at Allison in solidarity of sharing a single brain cell. »

« it was just some rogue agents..I got a bit drugged and stabbed »

« Diego was silent for so long that Five feared he broke his brother »

« Five needed calm people around right now, so that he won't also start to panic.

Five was panicking. »

~☂️~

The maze runner(including scorch trials and death cure)

«One was a Asian boy with hair that seemed to take hours to perfect and a tall boy who had crazy eyebrows»

«Everyone dies.» (that was honestly just the summary of the fic)

~🦠🔥~

Narnia:

«No longer Peter the Magnificent, but Peter the beardless» (sassy Edmund is my saviour)

~🦁🦫🐐~

Marauders:

«Regulus raises both eyebrows at him this time. He has very expressive eyebrows»

«"Bloody hell," Peter breathes out. "What if we're all queer, but we just don't know it yet?"»

«James sighs softly. "No, actually, it was quite lovely." 

 "I wasn't talking about the snogging, Prongs." »

-🏳️‍🌈🦌🐁🐩🐺🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈-

I have no idea where a lot of these are from but enjoy I guess

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This is halfway a head cannon halfway just something fun I thought about at 1am.

Edmund’s emotions had always been a bit of a mystery. Before their ‘interesting stay in the countryside’ he almost never displayed anything other than anger or a taunting smile. After they were crowned and during the whole of the golden age he hid his feelings well, always put them in the back of his mind, didn’t let them take over. It was a good treat for strategizing wars and making decisions as a king, but when they later returned to the land of Spare Oom and England this ability was noticeable as more negative. He was resigned and didn’t show barely any emotions, sure small smiles and frowns but not real, strong emotions. He let them brake him down on the inside but did not show it by habit.

Sometimes the boy would just force himself to cry for the sole reason of it feeling good. He never told anyone about it before his older sister walked into his chamber to find him with a tearstained face that looked so genuinely happy that she first didn’t know how to react. It was one of the few times Susan actually saw him letting his true emotions come to light, instead of turning them to what he wanted them to or pushing them down. So she just sat down with him on his bed and hugged him, not to stop him from crying, but as a way to tell him it was alright to let himself feel.

He seldomly showed strong emotions, unless there was snow, sometimes only a cold breeze would make him get and frightened look in his eyes. He had a panic attack at school because he looked out a window and saw it had started snowing. By that point his teachers had gotten used to the resigned personality rather than his old hot temper so they naturally halfway panicked as well as they didn’t expect the well behaved, resigned and calm Edmund Pevensie to get a panic attack during an English lesson (even tho he had started to have more of a formal, almost regal, way of speaking and writing since he came back from the professor’s house).

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The beginning of the Narnia crossing marauders era story I’m writing

Remus was on his way to the library, again, because why the fuck not? Sirius had said he was going for quidditch practice which meant James was sure to be out in the rain with him and Peter followed, of course. The remaining marauder didn’t really mind though, he had planned on going to the library for some time now because he thought himself to have seen a book about kwaddlenaggels (the creatures seemed interesting enough) but he hadn’t been able to get it before he was dragged out because James didn’t seem to understand that it was understandable to skip a meal because of an interesting book.

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Mhm yeah just looking around on Pinterest and see this. Thanks for getting my mind to spin before I’m supposed to sleep

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Gotta love when even the phone knows the gayness of a fandom

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There are two types of people in the world…

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