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Good afternoon bitches I’m getting a tattoo

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Sometimes I see robin running around and I get worried. He’s like 9 and he has a sword. Where are his parents?

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Have you ever seen or run into any of the city rouges? I met killer croc once and he was surprisingly chill.

Oh yeah! I’ve run into Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn… or well I guess they showed up when I was getting harassed by this weirdo on my way home. Harley knocked the dude out cold and then they both walked me home which was nice. They are pretty cool.

Ran into scarecrow once. All I will say is that my threat about throwing bricks at him remains on the table.

Haven’t really ran into any of the others. Once saw Penguin at the Iceberg Lounge. Once made awkward eye contact with the Riddler in the street… idk you know how you just see them sometimes and continue with ur day cause like… just gotta let the vigilantes deal with it. Mostly I’ve noticed that if you leave them alone, they’ll leave you alone for the most part. They have bigger things to deal with than civilians I supposed.

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As a citizen of Smallville I have to ask...

Why the [Beep] do you still live in that city?!

I mean, I get Batman is cool, Red Hood is punk as f**k, Nightwing is best Boi, Robin is a menace, Spoiler is fun, Black Bat is.... scary, but other than that, why live in this government-forsaken, Superman-forsaken, every diety-forsakened city? Is it like a badge of pride at this point or just huberous?

I mean, I grew up here and my only family is here. Also it’s not pride or hubris or whatever. Gothamites care about each other in our own ways, and Bruce Wayne has worked out a bunch of social programs to make sure low income, single parent, and marginalized communities are taken care of. We may have a bunch of super villains, but at least I know that there are things in place if I can’t pay rent next month.

Never really experienced that anywhere else.

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Hey, I’m from metropolis, was wondering if you knew why there were so many night heroes but only one in the day. Like, Superman has powers, can show up at anytime, but that one guy can’t do all that, right? As far as I know he doesn’t fly. Seems like a design flaw in the team.

I am not a vigilante, so I have no idea. I just live here.

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hi! fellow Gotham resident here. I don't mean to tell u what to do or anything, but a lot of people REALLY want nightwing's number and are willing to go to serious lengths to get it, so it might not be the best idea to advertise that u have it? You've included a lot of personal info in ur bio and it would be pretty easy to track u down and kidnap u just for the number etc etc. At the very least maybe have it in ur phone under a different name. Hope that this message isn't too invasive but we all know how much it sucks getting kidnapped and I just wanted to make sure you're not making yourself a target!!

Mm.. nah I’m not super worried about it actually. Thing about it is that they’re vigilantes, they probably run through phone numbers like water. I just said that I have it, but tbh I can’t even confirm it’s active.

I’ve lived here my entire life so I actually know a lot of criminals personally. Like we went to school together or we ran around together in Crime Alley when I was growing up. It would be kinda awkward if they kidnapped me, and the big bads aren’t interested in vigilante phone numbers as far as I can tell.

Appreciate the concern tho!!

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Sorry I haven’t posted much, I got very caught up at work. But fun story, Red Hood apparently is at a bunch of the drag shows downtown, like a few months ago when I was there I saw him, and then someone got a video of him at the one last weekend and put it on TikTok

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Oh yeah that fair. Doc said 48 hours which is why I’m not worried. Also I’ve watched through leverage already!! Very good show.

Concussions are so weird I was crying like 5 minutes ago because of how much I love my dogs, and then I just kind of stood and stared at a wall for like 5 minutes without moving, and now I just really want a nap

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Only in my the first 48. It’s been like 56 now so I’m just vibin

Concussions are so weird I was crying like 5 minutes ago because of how much I love my dogs, and then I just kind of stood and stared at a wall for like 5 minutes without moving, and now I just really want a nap

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Concussions are so weird I was crying like 5 minutes ago because of how much I love my dogs, and then I just kind of stood and stared at a wall for like 5 minutes without moving, and now I just really want a nap

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Daily Gotham Weather

Welcome listeners to the GRS! Todays weather is looking foggy- but thankfully just the regular fog.

Scarecrows still in Arkham, and it’s still a month away from his expected escape time!

People down in west Somerset better watch out, cause Poison Ivy recently bred a brand new species of Venus Humantraps which are flourishing in the heavy rain that’s been pouring all throughout Somerset.

Old Gotham residents should be prepared for a beautiful day of light smog and potential glimpses of the sun, an event that hasn’t happened for the past two decades.

Burnley citizens will have a relatively clear day with smog and potential light drizzle in the afternoons. Perfect weather to repair after the Two Face attack which happened last night; One of two bombs set went off and collapsed an apartment building.

More to that story later today- remember to tune in, and pack your gas masks!

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Did y’all know that if you hit red hood with a baseball bat while he’s wearing his helmet thingy it kinda sounds like a gong

In other news this is a formal apology to the red hood. It was dark I have a concussion and you were sitting on my fire escape like a demon. I hope you are not also concussed now too.

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Someone hacked my EA account and all I wanted to do was play the sims what the fuck

I did also just see Red Robin fucking biff it outside my window. I know he def thought no one saw too lmao

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Got mugged the other day and they ripped off and took my glucose monitor???? First off, rude, second off, why?????

And then black bat, who I didn’t realize was even still in Gotham cause like I never see her around, came over and gave me my backpack back and handed me my cgm back. Like… thanks babe. I can’t put it back on but it was a sweet gesture.

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Plying drunk fvck marry kll with vigilantes and villains

Please leave me suggestoond olz

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My coworkers are making me listen to the entirety of epic like I didn’t read the entire odyssey as a child

It’s good but I have been here for an hour and a half

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I have a really aggressive vendetta against Scarecrow. If I see that guy im throwing rocks at him.