#batsiblings

[squishykitty825]

Batfamily roll call

Batman: Bats, sound off. Nightwing, go

Nightwing: Not dead yet

Batman: Hood?

Red Hood: Still breathing

Batman: Robin?

Robin: Tt. These buffoons are not skilled enough to beat me, father

Batman: Spoiler?

Spoiler: Kicking ass and taking names, B

Batman: Orphan?

Orphan: 😊👍

Batman: Red?

Red Robin:

Batman (slightly concerned): Red Robin?

Batkids (unanimously): Yummm

Batman: 😐

Batkids: 🙂

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Last week, Clark told me he's looking forward to Kon turning eighteen because he's tired of the defiant stage. I'm still laughing.

[windows-dial-up-sound]

I think tim had a really really intense fnaf phase when he was like 14 that he pretends he's over until one day he finds damian watching a lets-play and autistically explodes. Damian is secretly delighted to have someone to talk to about it bcs although he'd never admit it, he doesn't understand the lore, and Grayson was completely useless when he tried to talk to him about it. Anyway they play all of the games together and they both pretend not to be scared the whole time. It's the weirdest kind of sibling bonding anyone's ever seen because they'll be trying to kill each other until Tim says "do you think I could build a springlock suit" and then suddenly they're drawing up blueprints together.

[anonyunknownonearth]

Dick *having mental breakdown between being the older brother snd being the big brother*

Jason: Are you a newspaper?

Tim: No, why?

Jason: Because there’s a new issue with you every fucking day.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dick: For God's sake, don't let Rose suck your neck. She's a nice girl.

Jason: I don't have a hickey. I was using a curling iron.

Barbara: Oh, well, will you just look at that.

Jason: Barbara!

Barbara: Dick, remember that time-

Dick: No, and neither do you.

[dragonpyre]

Do the bat's know about the All-Blades? Cuz if not, Jason has an opportunity to do the funniest thing

Commission info / ko-fi

[olailamajnoon]

Dick, on the phone: *leans away* Clark says hi, guys.

Tim: Hi!

Jason: Hi.

Cassandra: Hi.

Stephanie: Hi.

Duke: Hi!

Damian: Hi.

Dick, on the phone: Clark they all say hi back.

Bruce to himself, so done: Truly a pinnacle of human communication. I say something they ignore me, but it's all 'hi' like synchronized idiots when it comes to Clark.

Clark, faintly audible: Bruce I heard that.

[sramoonlight]

Bad feeling

What if Conner saw the light on someone?

Content you’ll see here: Conner Kent x Bat!sis, platonic!yandere!batfam, neglected reader

English it’s not my first language, please be patient

One thing you hate about your family is how they keep telling you how much they love you but then they send you to this kind of galas

They don’t want to deal with having a social persona who keeps telling everyone what they want, so they just send the least favorite

The one who they don’t care if it’s not on movie night.

You always thought it was okay, maybe one day you’ll be feeling their gratitude, so you kept telling them when you were leaving

Dressed in fancy clothes, bag in hand as you tried to catch their attention

Never works.

They say a quick bye before going back to the TV, you hate how they just act like nothing happened

Like you weren’t waiting for someone to tell you to not go, for someone to invite you to this movie night, for someone who offer you a seat next to theirs.

It never happens.

You’re their sacrifice, but maybe one day they’ll see how much you do for them

Always talking to people who try to have a place on the Wayne family, they just don’t know how neglected you are.

You sighed before taking a sip of your champagne, you just walked away from a rich couple who tried to have a relation with your family

And you can feel the urge to run, it’s getting late, you usually call Alfred to send a chofer for you (because they complained about Alfred leaving in middle of the movie)

You took your phone and then a voice made you stop your movements

— Is it my eyes or is a cutie here? — you turned, ready to face this bold guy who tried to flirt with you

Surprisingly, your eyes shined at the sight

Black hair and ocean blue eyes, locked on yours

The worst part, that smile like your attention was the best thing he could ever have

A gorgeous look, one that made you melt in an instant.

— Such a boring night, isn’t it? — he offered a hand, without hesitation you gave him yours

He kissed your knuckles, he never stopped looking at your eyes.

It made your heart beat like a lion was chasing you, you tried to ignore it with a smile but the color on your cheeks was enough to make him smile even more.

— but I must say, it got better when I saw you, Miss..? — He asked for your name with that charisma that kept on your knees

Wait, he doesn’t know your name? He doesn’t know your name!

You wiped out the blush on your cheeks clearing you throat

— (Reader) Wayne, but please just call me (reader), may I know your name? — You smiled at him, he trapped that smile and you noticed how he kept holding your hand

He doesn’t want to let your touch go..

— Conner Kent, what about if we leave this place? — you don’t know why, but you found yourself following him like your life depended on it

He’s the first man who ever looked at you for what you were and not what you could do.

By the time you were back at the manor it was passed midnight, you can hear how a few voices are on the living room and a couple of games sound

They grow old of the movie, in other circumstance you would ran to tell your father how bad the gala it was only to hear a quick “oh, must’ve been horrible, go to sleep” but now you can’t hide the smile on your face.

Floating steps as you walk to the room, Alfred was picking up the plates of popcorn before facing you

— Ah, master (Reader) I thought the gala ended at eleven o’clock — he acted like it was nothing to not noticed if you arrived or not

But now you don’t care

— Yeah, it did — you chuckled, a laugh filled with joy as you kissed his cheeks running upstairs.

— That’s new — Tim said, before going back to the game.

Everything felt like cake and stars since then, texting Conner at all times and smiling at you phone was a routine everyone looked weird

You never smiled that much, you always had a dark aura around you, it will usually grow when everyone finished their meal and you were left there eating by your own.

Now, you eat quicker than ever leaving the room in a rush while you smiled at the phone

It was weird, and still they let it pass.

Then you started dressing up, wearing perfume and you got yourself some makeup

And the worst was, you asked Bruce for some money

You were used to always shut you mouth when you needed money, because you didn’t want to be seen as a spoiled brat

But now you asked him for money, not only that, money for going out

Bruce is scared, he doesn’t know why you don’t see him with that glowing eyes anymore, he remembers how you used to look so excited when he asked you how you were

And now, it looks like he is someone else to your eyes.

You get downstairs, a scent of Chanel filled everyone’s nose

Stunning as ever but still casual, Dick had to control the ached on his heart when he noticed you were wearing makeup

— Dinner is almost ready, master (Reader), are you joining us? — Alfred said with a plate on his hand, small cookies everyone eat before dinner on it.

You fixed your hair looking at a mirror on the hallway

— Oh, I’m sorry Alfred, but I’m leaving now for my date —

And the silence was set on the room, even Damian stopped playing with Titus.

Dick was the first one to talk

— Do you… have a date? How wonderful! — that last part sounds too forced, and it was, he can’t hide the bad feeling on his chest.

You faced Alfred hugging him as a goodbye, he’s the only who doesn’t look surprised, of course you’ve told him about this days ago

— May we know who it is? — Bruce tried to wipe away the sudden jealous feeling in his chest, he stood walking to you.

You looked at him, those eyes that doesn’t shine with excitement for some attention

— You may know him, it’s Lex Luthor’s son — you smiled at the mention of him, even if it was just a mention of his father

— Conner?! — the most surprised was Tim, he tripped out of the couch before running to you

His arms trapped your shoulders as he shake you, he knew Conner was seeing someone, but his sister?

— He isn’t someone you want as your boyfriend! He would cheat on you the first week! — he doesn’t hate his best friend, but God he knows he is such a womanizer

Well, every men are womanizers if they are dating you.

Your eyes trapped how Jason left the room, good to know at least one isn’t crazy like them.

— Good, so we passed the curfew two months ago —

Two months ago?! You have a boyfriend and none of them knew? The one who is most hurt is Dick, his little sister didn’t tell him! He can understand if you didn’t tell the others, but HIM? He could’ve stop you from doing this big mistake

— Little bird, you’re too young to be dating someone — he tried with all his heart to make you realize it was bad

Not only you were dating a man, but Conner Kent! He can’t date you! You’re so small and so innocent, he can’t let him stain your pure beauty, you’re just fifteen!

— I’m eighteen, Dick — ouch, it hurt to notice how he doesn’t know a thing about you being older than that

And you’re not surprised, with a sighed you turned to see Alfred

— I’ll be back before midnight — you smiled at him ready to go, and you could see how his eyes opened wide

bang!

You felt onto the floor in a loud noise, Damian was carrying a pan on his hands, the weapon he used to knock you out

Jason behind him, leaning on the door frame

— What? You were taking too long, we couldn’t let her go out with that Kent trash — and no one complained about that

Dick picked you up, now he could see how beautiful you were looking, all of this for a boy? God no, he won’t let anyone have his gorgeous sister.

— Tim, go for the Kryptonite on the Batcave — Bruce said as he followed Dick upstairs like a worried dad, what about if you fall? His baby can’t fall, you need to be okay.

Somewhere, a place where Conner was leaning on a wall, his eyes closed

He is used to hear you before going out, it was a way for him to know when you were ready so he could just appear on your door

And he opens his eyes, a little smile on his face

— So we are fighting for her, huh? —

And he was ready for it, because the day he met her, it was the day he knew he could have a soulmate

They are not taking you from him, he worked so hard for it.

[bats-and-birds-24]

Contrary to popular fandom belief that Jason would be a great boyfriend, I actually agree that Jason would only have one night stands.

The guy is still working through trauma and while he has gotten better at handling it and his relationship with his family and friends has improved, I don't think he fully has the skills to handle a romantic relationship.

So yeah, I also think this is a great source of angst for any writers interested in writing Jason Todd angst.

[hearts4mica]

Jason/Arkham Knight x Batsis who was his best friend before everything got wrong. Batsis never forget Bruce and even tried to go search for Jason but she never got time/was responsible for baby Damian.

She's considering joining Jason's side after finding out about him, but Tim and Dick stops her. (Jason is a Yandere, Batfam is Yandere, Batsis is a tsundere)

Someone i used to know

Yan Jason x Batsis Reader! (Batfam included) masterlist

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Your best friend in the whole world was Jason. You never went anywhere without him.

And being the only kids in the manor (dick was a teen so he didn’t to you) you two bonded easily.

Well one day he never came home you hoped he was still there somewhere alive- that was until Bruce brought back his body.

A few years later after visiting his grave something felt off to you. Later that day the cameras showed someone stealing his coffin?! Who would do that!

Now you didn’t even have a place to visit your brother.

Later on Damian was introduced to the family, he somehow reminded you of Jason a misunderstood child that just needed guidance. And as the only girl that was 100% of the time at the Manor (except for school) you decided to be the one who would care for him.

Taking care of a baby was too much work but you wanted Damian to have a not so rough childhood unlike you so now in your free time you could only study or take care of Damian which made your grades go lower and lower and lower. Then you began to fail your classes.

And as stresful as that was people started to say another vigilante began to act up through the city of Gotham so everything at that time was awful.

But then

“Jason?”

Jason came back? How?

Your bestfriend alive once again and he was mad.

Mad at Bruce, at the joker, at you for not searching for him.

To try and fix things with him you decided to leave with him. The two of you again just like when you were younger. Jason agreed his eyes were different, he acted different but you knew deep down he was still Jason.

As your packing your stuff Tim stops you trying to reason with you.

“You can’t leave us! You can’t! Why? We need you.”

Dick tried to reason with you too

“Baby bird don’t be unreasonable who will take care of Damian? You are the closest person to him. Would you abandon him really? He’s only 6!”

And Jason didn’t help at all.

“Why didn’t you look for me in all of this years? You just moved on! Are you seriously leaving me again? You have to choose. Me or them? You’ll pick me right? Right?! I’m your bestfriend afterall!”

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I’m really sorry if this is not good enough! My writers block is really bad rn and i don’t have inspo to write anything but i didn’t wanna leave the requests unanswered :(

[anonyunknownonearth]

This is such a good idea, I can smell the amazing plot, povs, and long fic series from here, and I can say with full confidence that it smells like delicious, French Revolution Era bakeries, coupled with modern cafe’s. Especially, since I was listening to Bourgeoisieses (Conan Gray) while reading this whole thing  [laughing emojis x2] It really does add.

Also you don’t know how giddy I got when reading the bit about Jason and him being at the head of the Revolution, it’s literally Perfect

And the sheer tension between the Team Red Bros across the fucking city has so much potential *vibrates in seat*. Man, the clashing of heads and ideals between B & Jay is really gonna be visible here, ain’t it? I cannot wait for the ultimate showdown, but also the slow journey to prevent/reach there. I wanna see what Alfred thinks of this, and how he’s added into this. Oh, and where’s Cass????? : ( 

Having the whole thing in Steph’s pov is interesting, because as you’ve decided to distance her from the inner family, I wonder how she got employed to start with if not introduced by Tim? It’s also a really nice position for the main pov to be in, cuz she’s close enough to the action to be able to understand (much) more than the average Paris/French citizen at the time, but distanced enough that we don’t know exactly what’s going on until the tension crescendo’s, and the end. And at anytime you can immediately make her more aware, by her ‘finding something’ which helps her peice it all together or something, you know? *  Also, her perspective as a ‘lower-class’ citizen would work to give more explanation about Jason’s side of things, but not overshadow the rest of them (B & Babs opinions + reasoning, for example). Particularly because Steph herself is struggling with what to think and which opinion to side with. I feel like she’ll end up figuring things out by realising she can make a third, better option.

*[I assume (hope) Babs and Steph do interact and become sort-of friends, since Babs isn’t high enough on the social ladder to make it impractical or impossible, realistically. This could mean the difference between Steph being (slightly) oblivious, and more aware of the different reasoning and who supports what.]

Gotham by gaslight might be my favourite elseworld but my heart longs for a french revolution elseworld. Its my most treasured Au.

Its a kind of scarlet pimpernel deal, but Bruce is a french lord and doesn’t have the luxury of fleeing to England and going ‘tut tut tut’ from across the channel. This is his country on the brink of collapse, his people starving and beaten in the streets. And while he’s a really capable vigilante, you can’t punch away a civil war.

Dick and Jason keep their backstories basically unchanged, only Dicks romani heritage is more of a part of his life with some serious discrimination alongside it. Bruce is part of the parliaments trying to curtail the king, but he doesn’t want revolution, he wants incremental controlled change. Jason is raised from the poorest of paris, and returns there after bruce fails to protect him. He becomes a major figure in the revolution, and is on the front lines at the storming of the bastille.

Tim writes widely read pamphlets on the morality of resistance and freedom and violence, which are hotly debated in coffee shops across Paris. Jason writes counter arguments. Half the city watches them fiercely debate, missing all the secret codes embedded within.

Babs is the genius daughter of a wealthy captain of the guard, paralysed during a bread riot. She has a vast network of informants all across France, and is concerned not just with the violence here, although she is very much concerned with that, but with the fact that France is on the cusp of crippling crop failure and financial collapse and while the king pisses the money away the neighbouring countries are watching and waiting. She wants the courts to take power from the king for France’s sake. Her sympathy is not with the revolution.

Damian is the son of a princess to a foreign power that is very pro revolution, not for the good of the people but for the collapse of france. Damian is torn. His father is the utmost symbol of the nobility short of the king himself, that is his inheritance. But he can smell the city rotting just outside their estate, he can hear the people cry.

Duke is a renowned author and playwright (yes i know we’re half a century too early for an Alexandre Dumas but its my party i’ll invite who i want) and the grandson of a enslaved Haitian woman. He dreads the cost of war if revolution tears the city apart, but he knows that might he the price of freedom. His voice has the most reach across the city of all of them.

Steph has her usual backstory, and her own actions to protect her and her mother landed her father in the Bastille. She is employed by the Wayne family and marginally trusted but distinctly other. She is very much aware of the inequality in the city but she’s been raised to accept it and is struggling with the realities of life and rising ideals of the Enlightenment, the innate hypocrisy of these extremely wealthy men extolling the freedom of man they will not extend to her. She is the main POV character.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: All we need is a ruse.

Cassandra: You had me at "ruse."

Jason: That was the last thing I said.

[fandomismylife]

A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world

- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.

- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.

- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.

Will continue this when I come up with more.

Edit: Hey y’all I just wanted to let you know that I stole all of these from random batfam media I have consumed, I didn’t come up with them. Love y’all tho thank you for over 10k likes that’s INSANE. Anyway byeeeee

[shyjusticewarrior]

Damian: I don't know about the rest of you guys, but this guy looks to me like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies.

Jason: I'll kill you with a gun. Ate all the pies? Like an eighteenth century limerick? I will kill you to death with a gun.

Jason: Looks like this guy broke in and ate all the pies. I'm gonna have sex with your mother.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick

The story goes:

Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word

Dick: Deal.

Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*

Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*

Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*

—

A few weeks later it’s

Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing

(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)

Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it

Dick: *jumps and lands it*

Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*

—-

This goes on between them for years - up until you know what

—-

Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row

Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch

Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*

Dick:

Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*

—-

(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)

Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number

Tim: okay

Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*

Tim: *handing over the 20*

—

Cass:

Steph: oh you’re fucking on

Cass:

Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*

—-

Cass:

Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet

Damian: *wins*

Cass: >:(

—-

Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father

Duke: Hell yeah

Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*

Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE

—

By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats

—

It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day

Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry

Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013

Jason: Watch me

Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*

Jason: Wait for it…

Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*

Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*

Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years

Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family

Jason:

Jason: *definitely not crying*

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Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon

The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”

“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”

“I know but this one is special-“