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He’s a menace

Aftermath of this

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Nothing published has ever radiated as much “doing an activity you dislike because it makes your spouse happy” energy as the first two pages of Superman/Batman #53

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and while i’m on a self indulgent thing? i think that any of the kids calling Bruce “dad” changes his whole demeanor. it helps him know that whatever they’re talking about is serious.

hearing his name shouted across the house does nothing for him. a hundred people say his name all day, including his kids. whatever the situation is can be fixed.

but hearing “Dad!”, cried out in battle or screamed from the other room, has him rushing to their side. what is it love and i���m here you’re alright and shh i’ve got you

“Bruce, I need help” = can’t open this large jar, have a question about math homework, need someone to look at this case file for me

“Dad, I need help” = I am hurt. I am scared. I am in danger. I need you to make things better. I need you to protect me.

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The phone lines are down. What do they do

Bruce: Damn, the wind's really picking up. Oracle, what's everyone's status?

Barbara: I— *bzzt* —can't reach— *bzzt* —lines down.

Bruce: My kids are smart. They'll find a way to let me know.

*pigeon lands in front of him with a letter*

Bruce: Robin is laying low at the animal shelter.

Bruce: *sees smoke signals*

Bruce: Bluebird's back at her apartment.

Alfred, coming outside: Telegram for you, Batman.

Bruce, reading it: Red Robin's okay too.

Cass: *swings over and taps his shoulder*

Bruce: Four down, four to go.

Cass: *points to the distance*

*entire city's lights are blinking*

Bruce: Okay, Signal's accounted for.

Bruce: *spots a flare*

Bruce: There's Spoiler. Purple means she's alright.

*clicking sounds in the distance*

Bruce: And there's Nightwing. His echolocation is getting better. All that's left is Red Hood. Can you find him?

Cass: *pulls out a ouija board*

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Do you think "Riddle me this, Batman?" has become a common lexicon among Gothamnites for when they don't understand something?

I like to think it has. I like to think they've heard The Riddler say it one too many times, and now it's just ingrained into their collective psyches in much the same way as "No shit, Sherlock" is.

I also like to imagine Bruce Wayne making a rare appearance at a corporate meeting, and the latest Gen Z hire, a generation that infamously doesn't fuck with formal office corporate speak, just leans over the table and says, "Okay, I hear what you're saying, but riddle me this, Batman," and Bruce tries not to choke on his coffee.

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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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I haven’t drawn in like 3 weeks here’s a Jason

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Damian is 3, looking at Ra’s steel gaze. There’s a tragedy to his grandfather that’s his alone. He wonders if it’ll ever soften.

“Powerful.”

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“Damian,” Baba’s voice is very different than Batman’s. It’s so soft it could crack the world in two. “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Damian thinks about Bruce holding someone’s hand with his broken fingers after a patrol.

He thinks about Bruce forgiving his mother. For everything, and anything.

He thinks about the meals left on Todd’s doorstep. He thinks about his siblings. He thinks about his father loving a world that doesn’t love him back.

He thinks about Bruce.

“Kind.”

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favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.

It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.

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"Why go to therapy when I have Redbubble?"

he's well-adjusted now

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AGHHHHH

I didn’t even know there was going to be another season, I have been blessed

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...*le sigh*

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Idk it made me laugh

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Bruce: We all have our demons. Bruce, gesturing to his many kids: These are mine.