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Have you heard the tale of Maximus Zealous the Wise? It’s not a tale any mage would tell you. Mainly because it was so stupid, I mean a hippogriff-dragon about to shoot a beam of fire at him, and all he does it try to suck the energy from the river of fire for mana?

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Good wizard only acts devious to those he loves, today, Drew is his victim.

@drew-bard-for-hire

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M A G I C ! ! !

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No, but at the very least these monsters don’t have wrinkles anymore

I hired an assistant after causing the Cambrian explosion and they messed up a SIMPLE wrinkle removing potion. Now the villagers I’ve sold it too are suffering side effects. Here’s some drawings of the ones I’ve seen so far.

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Thank you @nemosquirrel and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs! I shall continue shitposting as a fucked up wizard.

I messed up an explosion spell and now there’s freaky creatures coming out

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I hired an assistant after causing the Cambrian explosion and they messed up a SIMPLE wrinkle removing potion. Now the villagers I’ve sold it too are suffering side effects. Here’s some drawings of the ones I’ve seen so far.

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I messed up an explosion spell and now there’s freaky creatures coming out

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Follow up to my previous post, I am fairly certain I have mastered VIRTUAL PAIN! Now I need to figure out how to stop it from hurting me as well…

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Oh my god

The prophesy!

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Once again using my VIRTUAL PAIN spell

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Astrologers be like, ‘oh what’s your favorite moon? Mines this small piss rock called Himalia!’ And then astrally project this fuzzy ass thing into your head

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Abracadabra, skiboddle zapool!

Your compartmentalizing of traumatic events is making you a fool.

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25 posts!

Here’s to 250 more.

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I drank a potion of imposter syndrome once but it didn’t work because I’m not good enough to have a cool mental illness

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Hey guys look at this completely normal arrangement of black and white pixels.

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Finally, an uncorrupt clean and clear minded government official- OH MY GOODNESS

normal noble lady that has nothing to hide