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harley: i’m sad.

peter: don’t be sad. because sad backwards is das

peter: and das not good

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Peter: Everyone's all; "my pronouns are this," and, "my pronouns are that"

Peter: But all I want is to be pronounced dead.

Tony: What did I tell you about saying shit like that in public?

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Peter: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age

Peter: anyways I’m bitches

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Peter: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Peter: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Peter: Hi Mr. Stark!

Tony:

Peter: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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Tony: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Peter: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Tony: Peter no

Natasha: Mistlefoe

Tony: Please stop encouraging him

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WEBPRIL 2022 PROMPT LIST

the webpril 2022 prompts are finally out!

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i haven’t drawn my wonderful otp buckynat in 700 years so i did some doodles :*

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credit: cyberpumpkinpie

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NOT GONNA LIE, Even tho i love my beloved and precious Peter Quill a lot in mcu , I LAUGHED AS HELL WHEN I SAW THIS PARALLEL TODAY 😭💀

Also there is a very simple explanation for this , T'Challa saved Drax the destroyer's Home planet from Kree invasion

AND LITERALLY STOPPED THANOS FROM COMMITTING THE MASS GENOCIDE 😭 LIKE LITERALLY JUST WITH A SMALL ARGUMENT without any infinity wars and that stupid dumb endgame and blah blah blah

DOESN'T MATTER IF HE'S ON EARTH OR IF HE'S ON SPACE OR ANY OTHER FUCKING GALAXY

T'CHALLA WILL ALWAYS BE A HAILED AS A KING AND A LEGEND NOT BECAUSE OF HIS HERITAGE or INHERITANCE BUT BECAUSE OF HIS KINDNESS , GENEROSITY and because of " how beautiful and pure his soul is " and i love the makers of #WhatIf for exploring and giving more impact on this particular characteristic trait of T'challa !!

And i really enjoyed the episode a lot man , the easter eggs, the action , the Humour , everything are just perfect and Top-Notch and it is really something special and an emotional moment for me to see Chadwick as Star lord and i can't wait to see him in the next few episodes when he's gonna appear again 🙌🏻

AND PETER QUILL YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS , I MISSED YOU SO MUCH😭 ❤ AND I AM REALLY EXCITED HOW HIS STORY IS GONNA FOLD FROM HERE ON 👀

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yayyyy its up!!

On the Similarities of Beasts and Men

Written by: @cailjei

Art by: @kerravonsen

Beta read by: @hailxhydra

Word Count: 7187

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Pairing(s): Bruce Banner & Loki

Character(s): Bruce Banner, Loki (Marvel), Other Avengers

Tags: Dragon Loki (Marvel), BAMF Bruce Banner, Angst, POV Bruce Banner, POV Loki, Post-Thor: The Dark World, Post-Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Shapeshifter Loki (Marvel)

Summary: After Thor: The Dark World, Loki ends up on Earth, wounded and in the form of a dragon. Bruce Banner just wants to keep the world safe from a dragon that mysteriously appeared in the Black Forest.

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Peter, whispering: they’re dating....

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Harley: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Stephen: You people already know too much about me.

Peter: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.