mentally i’m still in the WandaVision erasubmissions are always open!incorrectpeterparker & incorrectgwenstacy
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i very much enjoyed Captain America: Brave New World
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WE’RE SO BACK
#anthony mackie#sebastian stan#captain america#winter soldier#captain america and the winter soldier#golden globes
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Loki: I can explain.
Thor: Can you?
Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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just saw Venom 3 and there’s no reason i should be this obsessed or emotionally attached to Venom💀
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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion
Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all
Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion
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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?
Ned: Ten
Peter: Ten what?
Ned: Nine
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Steve: What are you gonna bring to the Christmas dinner?
Bucky: My negative attitude and my sparkling personality.
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Scott: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Scott: “What do you want for Christmas?” I don’t know?
Scott: Financial security? A stable job?
Hope: A nap would be nice.
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Bucky: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath.
Steve: We are not doing that.
Sam: Mistlefoe.
Steve: Guys, no!
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Steve: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?
Tony: I’m too pretty.
#me posting? rare. unheard of#see y’all again in several months#steve rogers#captain america#incorrect steve rogers#incorrect steve rogers quotes#steve rogers incorrect quotes#tony stark#incorrect tony stark#incorrect tony stark quotes#tony stark incorrect quotes#avengers#incorrect avengers#incorrect avengers quotes#avengers incorrect quotes#mcu#incorrect mcu#incorrect mcu quotes#mcu incorrect quotes#marvel#incorrect marvel#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#source: jumanji
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Steve: I have a plan.
Fury: It can’t involve overthrowing the government.
Natasha: Okay well-
Fury: It also can’t involve murder.
Natasha and Steve: We have no plan.
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Peter: On Halloween, we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.
Tony: I worry about you.
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Bucky: This year for Halloween, I got the bats that are smiling. It’s more realistic.
Steve: Why is it more realistic?
Bucky: Because they’re happy! It’s their favorite holiday! They love it!
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Peter: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Harley: The same way I make onion rings.
Harley: *grabs a chainsaw*
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Peter: Trick or YEET?
Steve: Yeet?
Peter: *takes Steve’s shield and throws it*
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Kate: When I was younger I didn’t realize there was a Pride and Prejudice, I thought it always had zombies!
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