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writing a soul eater x twst fanfic hehehe
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#fanfic#reader insert#x reader#soul eater#soul eater x reader#yuu and reader r separate#but both are there
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๐นญ.แ rules + masterlist

๐นญ.แ rules:
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requests: slow but open
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things i won't do:
incest
p*do shit
noncon
piss/shit kink
romantic ortho or grim fics
smut for 1st + second years (-silver)
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things i will do:
fluff + smut + angst
alternate universes!!
fem/gn readers

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twisted wonderland
๐๏น๐ฏ๐ฌ๐จ๐น๐ป๐บ๐ณ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐ณ๏น
๐๏น๐บ๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐ต๐จ๐ช๐ณ๐จ๐พ๏น
๐๏น๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฌ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ๏น
๐๏น๐บ๐ช๐จ๐น๐จ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐จ๏น
๐๏น๐ท๐ถ๐ด๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐น๐ฌ๏น
๐๏น๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฌ๏น
๐๏น๐ซ๐ฐ๐จ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐จ๏น

will add staff eventually (too lazy atm but u can request them + grim)
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๐ซ๐ฐ๐จ๐บ๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐จ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐ด๐จ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ผ๐บ ๐ซ๐น๐จ๐ช๐ถ๐ต๐ฐ๐จ
โก baby i'm yours
โ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฐ๐จ ๐ฝ๐จ๐ต๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฌ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐บ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐น ๐ฝ๐จ๐ต๐น๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฌ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐บ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ณ๐ป
*nothing on the menu

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#malleus draconia x reader#lilia vanrouge x reader#silver vanrouge x reader#sebek zigvolt x reader#masterlist
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๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฌ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฐ๐จ ๐บ๐ฏ๐น๐ถ๐ผ๐ซ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ถ๐น๐ป๐ฏ๐ถ ๐บ๐ฏ๐น๐ถ๐ผ๐ซ *platonic only
*nothing on the menu

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#idia shroud x reader#ortho shroud & reader#masterlist
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๐ท๐ถ๐ด๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐น๐ฌ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ต๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ป
*nothing on the menu
โ๐น๐ถ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ต๐ป
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ฌ๐ท๐ฌ๐ณ ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฌ๐น
*nothing on the menu

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#vil schoenheit x reader#rook hunt x reader#epel felmier x reader
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๐บ๐ช๐จ๐น๐จ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐จ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐ฒ๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด ๐จ๐ณ-๐จ๐บ๐ฐ๐ด
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ฑ๐จ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฌ๐น
*nothing on the menu

#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#kalim al asim x reader#jamil viper x reader
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๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฌ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐จ๐๐ผ๐ณ ๐จ๐บ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ต๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ป๐ถ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ฑ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ
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โ๐ญ๐ณ๐ถ๐๐ซ ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ
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#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#azul ashengrotto x reader#jade leech x reader#floyd leech x reader
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๐บ๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐ต๐จ๐ช๐ณ๐จ๐พ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ถ๐ต๐จ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐ถ๐ณ๐จ๐น
*nothing on the menu
โ๐น๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ช๐ช๐ฏ๐ฐ
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โ๐ฑ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ถ๐พ๐ณ
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#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#leona kingsholar x reader#ruggie bucchi x reader#jack howl x reader
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๐ฏ๐ฌ๐จ๐น๐ป๐บ๐ณ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐ณ

fluff: โผ angst: โพ smut: โก
โ๐น๐ฐ๐ซ๐ซ๐ณ๐ฌ ๐น๐ถ๐บ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฌ๐จ๐น๐ป๐บ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ป๐น๐ฌ๐ ๐ช๐ณ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐น
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ช๐จ๐ป๐ฌ๐น ๐ซ๐ฐ๐จ๐ด๐ถ๐ต๐ซ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐จ๐ช๐ฌ ๐ป๐น๐จ๐ท๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐จ
*nothing on the menu
โ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ช๐ฌ ๐บ๐ท๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ
*nothing on the menu

#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#riddle rosehearts x reader#trey clover x reader#cater diamond x reader#ace trapolla x reader#deuce spade x reader#masterlist
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baby i'm yours
first smut + first fanfic on tumblr lol (crossposted on ao3)
malleus x afab!reader | no pronouns used | mdni

Walking through the woods near Ramshackle had only scared you before you met him. Malleus Draconia, you realized, was truly a man, fae- that was akin to a puppy. The more you learned about him, his love for gargoyles and ice cream, the more you questioned the validity of the students of Night Raven Collegeโs immense fear of him.
โChild of man, pray tell me what has gotten you lost in your thoughts,โ His voice was smooth, deep as if he was carved from the finest of stone. You crane your neck to look up at him, your lips quirked up as you gaze at him softly.
โJust wondering how people are scared of you,โ With your smile still on your face, you reach up to graze his arm, โYou really are like a puppy, cuteโ ya know?โ
Malleusโ gaze sharpened at your admission, his pupils becoming more slit-like as he looked down at you. Youโre beginning to feel as if you messed upโ before he lets out a large, bellowing laugh. It echoes through the wind and you can feel the apples of your cheeks heat up. Malleus Draconia is unfairly pretty.
โMy, how brave you are, Child of man,โ Malleus leans down just the slightest amount, almost encompassing your body with his, โNo one dares to talk to me like that,โ
You let out a nervous chuckle, your finger coming up to scratch your cheek a little bit. He was really, really close, hypnotic emerald eyes boring into your own. โI mean, youโre a sweet guy after all. Everyone here that fears you are kinda assholes in comparison,โย
Malleus hummed, a clawed hand tenderly brushing your hair past your ear. He seemed to come even closer, moving his hand to lift up your head. โGo on, Child of Man,โ His voice was hushed, as if he was daring you to continue on, โIโd certainly like to hear more,โ
Biting your lip, you look into his eyes, โYou- youโre really handsome,โ Malleus smiled lightly, his fangs peaking through his smug grin, โand I haveโฆ trouble thinking of you without feeling flushed or dizzy,โ
In your mind, everything had fallen silent. Your feelings, confessed for no one but him to hear. Malleusโ eyes dilated, his pupils blowing large as he took in your words. A dopey grin replaced his smug expression as he pulled your body into his, his strong arms wrapped around you. โChild of Man,โ his voice purrs, his head lowering to your ears, โmay I kiss you?โ
You could feel your head spinning at his question, blinking rapidly in order to fully gather what was going on. Opening your mouth, you find yourself unable to make your voice louder than a whispered tone. โYes, Malleus,โ you answer breathlessly, looking into his half-lidded eyes.ย
It didnโt feel like fireworks when your lips met. When his soft, cool lips touched yours, a feeling of pure warmth flooded throughout your body. Your eyes closed automatically, the comforting scent of cedar wood invading your senses. Feeling his fangs nibble into your bottom lip, you opened your mouth with easy acceptance.ย
Oh. Your eyes snap open at the feeling of Malleusโ forked tongue pressed softly against yours. It was different from any other kiss you had ever received, his tongue leaving you almost intoxicated. You relax once again, slumping further into his chest.ย
Malleus breaks the kiss, resting his forehead on yours. He smiles, hands coming around your hips as you breathe heavily. โI would like to continue further,โ Malleus pecks your lips once more, โDo you agree, dearest?โ
You whisper your agreement, and Malleus presses your body further into him. You lift your legs up to wrap around his waist, resting your head in the crook of his neck as he carries you further into the forest, until your back is pressed against a tree.
Both of your lips meet once again, moving in tandem as Malleusโ hand wanders. A large hand cups your breast as you moan into the kiss, your legs locking him against you. Not that he really minds, you muse, feeling how Malleus seems to shudder in anticipation. He continues, his hand massaging your breast as you leave open mouthed kisses against him.
You lean into his touch, your hips rubbing into his as he continues his ministrations. He groans into your ear, pulling away from your hot kisses and pressing his tongue flat into your neck. You pant as he nips at your neck, feeling his half-hard bulge through his pants. His hands leave your body to pick at the buttons of your shirt and you lean back, allowing him easier access.ย
โDearest,โ Malleus moans at the sight of your breasts, having taken off your bra after classes, his pupils blown wide as he gazes at you like heโs trying to cement your body into his mind, โYou look divine,โ He swiftly takes one of your breasts into his mouth, tongue swiping across your nipple.ย
You keen, back arching off of the tree bark. Your hands grasp at the base of his horns as you roll your hips further into his. Malleus pauses temporarily, looking up at you, gaze full of pleasure. He moans against the soft skin of your breast, fangs grazing your nipple as he bites down on your body.
โM-Mal,โ you stammer, one hand still on his horn as the other wanders down underneath his shirt, โTake it off,โ you whine, tugging at the bottom of his shirt. He complies with an arrogant smirk, snapping his fingers as the top half of his clothing disappears. You lift his head towards yours and give him another kiss, naked chests pressed into each other as he rolls his hips into yours.ย
You moan as your hips meet, your body heating up in anticipation for whatever would come next. You could feel your underwear start to stick to you, as you press open mouthed kisses along his firm chest. Malleusโ hand reaches down past your torso, and you bite down on his chest when his fingers ghosted across your clothed slit. You bucked your hips against his hand, looking up at him with pleading eyes.ย
โPlease, Mal?โ You ask, mumbling into his chest as you look up at him. โPleaseโย wanna feel good,โ You grind into his hand as he stares at you, a smug expression on his face. Malleus smiles, his thumb rubbing on your clothes right where your clit is. He kisses your forehead before retracting his hand from your clothed pussy.
You whine at the lost contact, only to watch as Malleus Draconia drops down onto his knees for you. He hesitates, looking up at you with eager eyes. You nod your head and say your agreement, and he once again snaps his fingers, leaving you bare and ready for him. He lowers his head towards your pussy, kissing your clit softly.
Slowly dragging the two tips of his tongue against your pussy, Malleus carefully grasped your thighs, pulling them outwards so he had better access to your sweet scent. With a little uncertainty, he wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking on your bundle of nerves. He can feel how you spasm around his face and smiles into your pussy, leaving a trail of kisses down your labia.
Malleusโ hand comes to thumb at your clit, rubbing smally, speedy circles into your welcoming pussy. He looks up at you, your gaze beseeched and begging for him to continue on and chuckles, before shallowly dipping his tongue into your increasingly wet heat.
You whimper into the open air, gripping his horns tightly as Malleus goes down on you. You can feel how his tongue goes in deeper and deeper, his grip on your thighs stopping you from wrapping your legs around his head. You can feel how your stomach knots, the pleasure building up in you as you grind into his face.
โSo close,โ You whine, your impending orgasm becoming more apparent, โM-Malโฆ right there!โ The coil in your stomach snaps as you cum on his tongue, bucking your hips wildly as Malleus drinks up your juices, tongue still dipping in and out of you as he helps you ride out your orgasm. He pulls apart from your pussy with a wet kiss, the remains of your cum smeared on his face.
Pulling him into another kiss, you sigh against him as you reach to palm the bulge in his pants. Malleus groans lowly, nipping your lip with his fangs as you stroke him through the cloth that separated you. โDearest, I want to be able to indulge in all of you,โ He says, slowly rutting his hips against your hand, โWould you allow me this?โ
โYes,โ You state dreamily, still feeling the effects of your prior orgasm, โYes, Malleusโฆ I want all of you,โ
His eyes lit up, a grin overtaking his face. โVery well, then,โ Bringing your hand to his lips, Malleus kisses the palm of your hand before leading you towards his belt, โGo on, dearest, undress me,โ
You swallow your anticipation, rubbing your face affectionately against his bulge. Leaving small kisses on his pants, your hands made quick work of his belt and zipper. Pushing his pants down enough to comfortably grab at him, you smile at the wet stain on his boxers. Youโre glad that you have the same effect on Malleus that he has on you.ย
Pulling down his boxers, your eyes widen in shock at the sight of Malleusโ cocks. He had two, long and thick, tips a pretty color, flushed pink. You hear Malleus laugh, petting the top of your head gently. โDonโt fret, dearest,โ Malleus interlaces one of your hands with his, โYou donโt have to worry about both of them,โ Tonight went unsaid, but you could see it on his face, at least you hoped you did.
Taking his lower cock into your hand, you gently pump his cock up and down. Precum trails down both of his cocks, and you find yourself kissing the heads of both dicks. Still pumping your hand steadily around his cock, you lower yourself down, warm mouth enveloping around the mushroomy head of his cock. Malleus moans, the hand that had been gently stroking your hair going stiff on your head.
โWait, dearest,โ Malleus pulls you from your position, pulling you into his chest, โWe can save that for a later date, I want you now,โ You nod, and he kisses your lips once again, caressing your cheek.
Switching positions, Malleus sits down and places you in his lap, your warm pussy hovering above his lower dick. โThis is theโฆ correct one,โ He gestures to the cock youโre hovering over, voice shyer now compared to the rest of your experiences with him, โthe other is solely for reproduction,โ
You nod, pecking his lips once again as you begin to sink down on his cock, slowly feeling how his cock fills your insides. You wrap your hands around his neck, burying your face into his neck. Inch by inch, you descend down his cock, the sting of pain causing tears to build up in your eyes. It felt so goodโ you just needed to get used to his size.
Malleus shushed you softly, bringing your head to him as he kissed the tears off of your face. Feeling yourself finally envelope his entire cock, you giggled at his comfort, kissing all over his face in return. โJustโ just give me a minute,โ you say, feeling the stretch of his cock kissing your cervix.
โHowever long you need, dearest,โ Malleus replies, lacing your hands together before kissing your hands. Feeling able to truly start, you begin to lightly bounce on his cock. You moan softly, kissing Malleusโ jaw as your hips meet his.
Already breathless, you sink your teeth into his neck, tightening your hold on his hands as Malleus thrusts up his cock, tandem with your cunt. โSevens,โ he hissed in your ear, groaning at the tight heat enveloping his cock, โYouโre so warm, dearest, so wonderful,โย ย
You flush at his admission, your cunt spasming at his words. You can feel how his left out cock rubs your clit every time he ruts up into you, adding onto your growing pleasure. Clenching around his dick, you moan wantonly, โFuck, Malleus!โ
Malleus seems to understand your wants, breaking away from your hands. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he guides you up and down his thick length. Snapping his hips into yours almost rhythmically, you whimper, digging your nails into his shoulders. โC-close! Mal, Iโm so close,โ
He grunts in agreement, nuzzling your heads together with a surprising gentleness. โDearest,โ Malleus starts, both cocks twitching with anticipation, โallow me the pleasure of finishing inside of you,โย
Slumped against his chest, you manage to nod frantically, finding it harder and harder to speak. Pleasure sparks throughout your entire being, and you wail as the coil in your stomach once again snaps. A white haze fills your vision, leaving only the feeling of his cock drilling in and out of you. His dick twitches in response to your orgasm, filling you up with his warm seed.
โDearest,โ Malleus mumbles into your hair, slowly fucking you through both your orgasms, his hips stuttering while you lay on his chest, โI too, find you enchanting,โ
You smile weakly, giggling at his admission, โI like you too, Malleus,โ You mewl as he picks you up, softening cock still inside you. He stands, peppering kisses alongside your reddening face. โCan you take me back to Ramshackle?โ
He nods, green fireflies overtaking the area as he teleports into your dorm. Malleus carries you to your room, gently setting you down on your bed. He gets up to leave, but you grasp his hand before he can walk out the door, โStay with me?โ
โHow cheeky,โ Malleus chuckles, but stays nonetheless, โAsking a fae like me to stay with you,โ Malleus wraps his arms around you when he gets in your bed, and you snuggle into him.
โOf course, itโs you, after all,โ

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which twst character would make one of those 'knuckle sandwich' vids about periods?? lmao idk why i'm thinking about this but like,,,, for me i think of epel(??)/leona (woman respecter)
#twisted wonderland#twst#leona kingscholar#twst epel#epel felmier#twst leona#knuckle sandwich#why does my brain do this
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helloooo!! u said out-there requests and i've had this stuck in my head lol. so lizards do push ups to impresse their mates, right?? so i was hoping for a malleus x gn!mc where yall r in like pe class or something and he just starts like,,,, doing push ups and yr like 'cool...?' and he's just so proud of himself lmaooo
A Cross-Species Misunderstanding
CHARACTERS: Malleus, Lilia (background)
CONTENT: very silly, crack-fic so maybe OOC
Malleus Draconia, crown prince of Briar Valley, had a problem.ย
Or at least, such was apparent to those who knew him best. He'd been more pensive lately, his brow tilted further down than was common for him, which had the effect of scaring people off even more than usual.
But for once, he didn't seem to notice, too caught up in whatever conundrum was giving him such trouble. His mentor, Lilia, asked him what was eating at him, as this malaise just would not seem to pass.
And thus his prince explained to him of certain unfamiliar feelings he had recently been plagued by. Particularly in the presenceโ and absenceโ of a certain dear friend of his. A loud thrumming in his chest,ย a heat spreading through his head bordering on fever, an ache in his chest each time he was forced to bid them goodbye.
A matter of the heart, then. And once he understood his feelings, he resolved to find a way express them.
"Just tell them in a way that feels natural to you." Lilia had told him.
Naturalโฆ What could be more natural than instinct? And so he made up his mind to follow it.ย
-^-v-^-v-^-
Hence how the Prefect of Ramshackle dorm would look out their window late at night to find their dear friend Horntonโฆdoing push-ups?
There they were, in their pyjamas, wearing bunny slippers and holding a cup of hot cocoa.
And outside the window their friendโ wearing his school uniform an hour after midnightโ as soon as he spotted them, dropped and gave them 20.
They stared.ย
His eyes never left theirs during any part of the process, and they just followed suit, gaze following his up and down.
When he stood, he smiled at them. That specific smile he usually wore when he was feeling very proud of himself, or was teasing someone.
And then he was gone in a great flurry of fireflies.
They kept staring at the place where he'd just stood.
What. Huh. No but for real. What. Was this an intimidation tactic??
This continued for several nights.
Every single time they looked out the window, without fail, there he stood. And every single time, without fail, the ritual began anew, starting and ending in the exact same way.
Him.ย Push-ups. A pane of glass. On the other side, them. In their pyjamas. Somewhat sleep-deprived, questioning their sanity. He finished, then left.
...Maybe he was just into physical training?
Hey, if that's what their friend was into, who were they to judge. They hadnโt expected this side of him, admittedly, but he did put a lot of effort into his appearance, so that could explain it. Maybe he wanted them to join in or something? Doing push-ups together as a sort of bonding activity...
But whyโ Why like this
-^-v-^-v-^-
And so it happened that on Fridays, Coach Vargas had a mixed P.E. class with students from all three grades and all said grades' classes mixed into groups. And it so happened that this Friday, the prince and his prefect had wound up in the same mixed class.
After their assigned activities were done, he bade them stay a moment. They knew what he was going to do. And this time, they'd resolved to join him.
And like clockwork, he was on the ground, doing push-ups.ย
And like they'd planned, they, too, dropped to the ground and started doing push-ups.ย
They looked at him. He froze, dead in his tracks. He got up. They followed suit.ย
"...I see."
Fell from his lips in an oddly mournful timbre.ย
"Forgive me, Child of Man. I misunderstood."
"Huh?"
"Excuse me."
Before they could ask what for, he was gone, and a boom of thunder echoed through the skyโ they hadn't even noticed the clouds turning dark! But suddenly they were almost pitch black, and rain poured down violently as they scrambled back to their dorm.
But Diasomnia dorm had it the worst by far.ย
"Malleus." His mentor called through the door. His voice was more serious than usual.
"Leave me." was his response.
When he entered the prince's room, he found him sitting on the bed, wrapped in several layers of blankets and surrounded by tubs of unopened ice cream, the sourest and most heartbroken of pouts adorning his face.
"My, my. I haven't seen you this upset since the first time your little Roaring Dragon died. What's got you all sour-faced?"
"...The Child of Man did not share my affections."
"I see. That's sad, but it was always a possibility."
"I was under the impression they encouraged my advances."
"Oh? Do tell."
The prince thus proceeded to describe the events of the prior week to his mentor, who listened with a stillness bordering on unnatural.
"...And so it was."
"Malleusโฆ" Lilia asked, a crack in his voice the prince had never previously heard. In his hand he held his phone, visibly shaking
"S-say that again." He arched a confused eyebrow, but nevertheless, he repeated his recounting of events.
Lilia's eyes were shut tight, all muscles tensed, and a single soundโ sounding to Malleus' ears akin to a sobโ escaped him before it was abruptly cut-off as though a prisoner dragged back forcefully into the confines of his throat.
By the time he got to P.E. class, Lilia's hand was over his mouth, and he could swear he saw a tear escape his eyes.
Lilia would explain to Malleus where he went wrong. But Sevens was he going to get video proof first.
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Chat this is the funniest thing I've ever writtenโ
It's been so long since I wrote something short I feel so rustyyyy
Made this in like a dayโ the idea just took over my mind because you were so right anon this idea is amazing
I actually looked this up because it sounded pretty interesting, and lizards do really do push-ups to attract mates! :o
Apparently itโs supposed to be a thing of โlook, me big strong, dominantโ which works to either show aggression and claim territory, but also to look more attractive to a potential mate.
Itโs usually males doing it, but females also do itโ though itโs mostly the males who seem to use it to attract mates, and females more so for the territory and aggression thing, though it depends on the species.
I also learned that for some species, if a male does it in front of a female, and the femaleโ or in this case just the potential mateโ does it back, it can be taken as a rejection, so of course I had to incorporate that here lmao
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one of my tiktok mutuals got hacked and the hacker dmed me and i sent skibidi gifs until they left me on seen. the kids miss you whoever you are </3
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GOOD FUCKING EVENING HELLO. HELLO????
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Hello! :D
I've been thinking about Sebek a lot lately, especially in time travel au's, and I was wondering what you would think of an au where it was after the malleus overblot, but during the hypothetical grim one. Like in an au where he and the first years are close and they all use their powers or magic to send him back in time. Maybe it was his unique magic...
Either wAY The other first years should somehow get sent back in time too, just a little later than him so they can all basically rub it in how much closer they are to him than the Dia3.
sorry- just had to release the Sebek thoughts somewhere...
Love your writing btw :)
Hiiiii
Hehe thank you and sorry for late reply exams are beating me up๐
Anyway, I love love love timetravel aus. Especially when you take a character like Sebek who has so muchhhh room fpr character growth/development. Like you best believe Sebek from the start and post Malleus overblot are two different people. (Not really but you catch my drift)
Also, the idea of it being part of his unique magic is interesting because from what we do know he basically becomes like lightning. Which for time travel could be an interesting concept (travel at speed of light, time warping as a result etc etc) so that could be something to play around with. (For example instead of being on purpose maybe Sebek, in a moment of desperation uses his unique magic like that unknowingly and just throws himself into the past??)
As for first years getting sent back too, this could go one of two ways with them: the residue from Sebeks Unique Magic somehow also sends them back OR they do some stupid stuff and somehow go barreling head first into the past. (Or for angst death??? Idk could add a bit of interesting twists if the first years heavily jaded go back into the past and see a slightly less jaded Sebek. Funnier if they assume this is first year Sebek NOT time travelled so they act like some overprotective bodyguards eyeing up Dia3 like enemies).
If following that route I think it would be interesting if Dia3 and first years have a stupid misunderstanding. Sebek after timetravel obviously acts differently to his pre time travel self. Dia 3 assumes this is due to the influence of the first years (bullying, being bad influences etc etc). Whilst the first years see Sebek being all melancholy like and immediately assume it's the fault of Dia3.
However, if we roll with the more lighthearted option I deffo think first years would be all smug about how well they know Sebek. Silver wants to hang out with Seb? Too bad he already promised to go watch Aces basketball match (que smug grin). Lillia wants Sebek to try his cooking? Too bad Jack dragged him out for training. Malleus needs something? The prefect and Grimm called him over for his help with something.
The absolute smugness from the first years would be hilarious trust. I'm even thinking it spreads to the dorms, any dorm with first years just accepts that the new firsties are oddly close (trauma bonded but whatever).
Lowk I just want the first years to mention furure inside jokes that Dia 3 have no knowledge of and for Sebek to just bust out laughing. Like surely '_____' isn't that funny.
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pjo!yuu/mc where they don't gaf about the overblots and are just like: "monsters have been trying to kill me since i was like ten"
everybody else: ?!?!?
funnier if no one else knows that yuu's a demigod and they think random monsters are normal in their world
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me after i listen to disney music + fox szn as i write a malleus fanfic
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