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was I the only one who thought that MF DOOM was people saying that they really like motherfucking Doom Eternal

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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say hello to ocieme the rat everybody

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guys this blog has existed for four months. there's no theme. there's no gimmick. i've made about a hundred unrelated textposts and it somehow worked i guess. stop.

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inor

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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me browsing #transgender and trying to block the absurd amounts of porn

trans is beautiful. but i'm trying to see memes, not boobies.

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But wait! There's more! While Taylor has the negative impact of about five hundred people per year, and that's obviously bad, guess what

We've also got such great (/s) companies such as ExxonMobil, which emits the amount of five MILLION people per year. In addition, they infamously deny the existence of climate change AND has been greatly profiting due to the invasion of Ukraine.

Taylor is ONE problem. But she is not THE problem.

"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

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Also, as a certified Taylor Swift music enjoyer, I want to add something.

Your statistics are completely wrong.

In a fifteen-minute flight, she produces

FIFTY MILLION FUCKING TONS

of co2.

That is more than twelve times the average person's YEARLY emissions. In fifteen minutes.

"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

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it may be slightly offensive to vietnam veterans. it may be inconsiderate.

but it is objectively fucking funny

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Reblog and add a letter to form a sentence

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I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.

On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

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bloody hell, man, people on twitter fighting over whether bisexuals are queer. they already went after the T, they claimed that A was for Ally...

2030 and only straight people are a valid part of The Community™

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Okay? Good for you. It's clearly Waterwolf that's the evil one.

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you're telling me tha\et new horisonz took tjis pl;to

Close up of Pluto from the New Horizons space probe.

Will be adding several more photos to this same post

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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]