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Options

Silver: We are going to beat Malleus back to his senses! Or die trying!

Silver/Sebek/Mc/Grim: YEAH!

Mc: Are those our only options?

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Love is in the Stalker

Malleus: Child of man, do you remember how happy we were three years ago?

Yuu: .... but we have only known each other for two years....

Malleus: Exactly

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Love is in the ???

Epel: What should I get for Vil? Parfume? Flowers? Apples?

Rook: Non! Come up with something original!

Epel: Like what?

Rook: Poison! Or a statue! OR!

Epel: Actually, I have a better idea.

On valentines day

On the news*

Neige: I have no idea who wrote this horrible threatening letter! But my eyes are horrified!

......

Vil: ......

Best. Gift. EVER!

Epel: I´m glad it is to your delight.

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Love is in the air

Yuu: For you!

Hands him some choco*

Leona: ....

What is this?

Yuu: Chocolate! For Valentines day!

Leona: Why are you giving me this?

Yuu: Because I love you.

Leona: Disgusting.

Yuu: ....Should I take it back?

Leona: Hands off! This is mine!

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Rabbit food

Ruggie: Leona, would you like some salad?

Leona: Since I´m NOT a rabbit, no I do not.

Jack: Come on, try it, sounds good for you.

Leona: You got it.

As Ruggie and Jack look away*

Leona throws the salad from his plate back to the salad bowl*

Leona: Mmm, delicious.

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Blind

In the basement*

Ace: It´s so dark down here! I can´t see a thing!

Blind Yuu: Oh no! What a nightmare.

Ace: ....Sorry.

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Merry chrisis

Lilia fell off with the tree when he tried to put the star on top, the tree landed in the fireplace*

Malleus: Oh no! The tree burns, and the presents!

Sebek: Oh dear! What do we do??

Lilia: I say we put out the fire!

Lilia runs at the fire with something in hand*

Silver: No father that is the-!

BOOM!!!

Everyone gets thrown backwards*

Silver: ....fireplace lighter.

Malleus/Sebek/Silver: Ow.

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Book 7 chapter 6

......

OMG!!!! ?!=O="O=)"!=?"!?=?"!=O!=?"O?!="`)=§=)§(/§&/( OWDOABOUAJWBOAUWBOB

CRIES!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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A (Not) Trap

Yuu: Yeah let’s all just go to an amusement park, that no one knows where it is, and a weird fox guy just randomly gave us a ticket because of the “kindness of his heart”!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

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Stitch

Ace: Yuu, you can´t just keep Stitch! He´s an Alien!

Yuu: I kept Grim, this is not that different

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For all the writers out there, here are some ideas for you

Yeah so let’s talk about little nightmares x Twisted wonderland

spoilers for chapter 7! You have been warned!

Ah don’t worry, I’m not here to talk hours over hours why these ideas are awesome, just leaving a few ideas here ppl can try or I’ll write them myself.

Yuu is the main character, And meets the dorm leaders in their kid version per chapter and when you roam around twisted wonderland (whoever’s dorm leaders home country you are at) you encounter all kinds of monsters, for example: Riddle: (Mini boss) Flying books with teeth (Or Harry Potter book, you know those who try to bite you?) Rose bushes that try to stop your way, headless ppl, (Big boss His mom or his overblot) and so on.

You roam around as Yuu in Malleus dream world, where you see sometimes doors that you have to find a key for. After opening said doors and going in the sky and the grass (or whatever you are standing on, is gradually changing, and the father you go, the more dark it looks. (Big boss is, you guessed it MALLEUS! And the other bosses are the dorm leaders overblots

Or last idea, Yuu goes together with Grim throughout the events (in a nightmare version) and then at the end Grim is our big boss to stop us from leaving the dream realm

Ok that’s it bye

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A fathers instinct

Yuu ran off

After walking for a while they found them

Crewel: There you are! I told you we would find them here, a father’s instinct

Crowley: Instinct? They left us a NOTE:” I’m leaving, I’ll be at the train station!”

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This little!

OMG I just finished Lyneys Quest and then wished.

THIS MAN JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WAITING FOR ME TO FINISH HIS QUEST APPARENTLY!

If he wanted to surprise me, HE CERTAINLY DID!

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Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

Crewel walking towards the first years*

Crewel: You listen up, I had an extremly stressful day and I´m not proud of what I´m going to say but someone give me a cigarette, NOW!

Yuu: But Da- Mr. Crewel, we don´t smoke

Crewel: Cut the crap Yuu! I´m a Teacher, I know that 1-5 Teenagers smoke

1 (Yuu) 2 (Ace) 3 (Deuce) 4 (Jack) 5 (Epel) !

Crewel: Now I´m gonna close my eyes, and when I open them there better be a cigarette in these two fingers! Come on people HOP TO!

Ace puts one into his fingers*

Crewel: Thank you, LIGHT!

Everyone tries to lit the cigarette*

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Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

Yuu currently holding Cheka*

Yuu: Alright, take the kid

Gives Cheka to Leona*

Yuu: Now we just-

Leona: Yeet the child?

Yuu: LEONA!

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Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

Pomefiore gardening with Yuu*

Yuu: Like this? putting on the gloves*

Rook: Oui! Now grab that little hoe

Yuu: grabs Vil* Ok and now?

Vil: ...

Rook: ...

Epel: ... 

Epel: Now we wait

Yuu: For what?

Epel: For all hell to break loose

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Incorrect quotes: Genshin impact

Tighnari: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Cyno: You want me to stop making puns

Tighnari: You´re right

Tighnari: I didn´t want  to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn´t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop!

Cyno: It really is the duelty of man

Tighnari: Shot him instantly*

Cyno: Holds his bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this

Tighnari: Shot* WHY Shot* WON��T Shot* YOU Shot* DIE?!

Cyno: Coughes out blood* No need to go Bullistic