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Being a hopeless romantic aromantic person feels like desperately trying to light a fire in pouring rain...

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Deadly knight-shade

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In my very first dnd session ever my half-orc barbarian used our party's bard gnome as a (consenting) weapon and yeeted him through the battlefield, smashing two orcs with his axe.

I feel like this gave me unrealistic expectations of the fuckery of dnd which i've been chasing ever since.

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You're a shapeshifter, BUT you can only turn into one singular thing, and it's completely useless. What would you be able to turn into?

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i just want to relax!!!! all the time!!!!! i dont want stress and anxiety in my life!!!!!!

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I forgot the word for "birth control" and instead said "anti-depressants"...

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Fantastisk idé! Selvom dansk føles som at råbe ud i tomheden uden noget svar 🥲

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

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hi darlings reblog to give the prev person a lil forehead kiss because yes <3

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Fanfic prompt: College AU, Jock/Cheerleader - but the Jock is clumsily in love with the cheerleader, who's kind, but oblivious.

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Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem... Jail, however!

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22 things I've learned in 22 years

(In no particular order)

Doctors can be wrong - be persistent

Mental illness isn't something to be ashamed of

Sharks are wildly misunderstood

Being queer is nothing to be afraid of

Do it while you can, or you might regret it later

Cleaning up can be kind of nice when it's your own space

Some days aren't days for doing stuff, and that's okay

Being sick can mean a lot of different things

Dolphins are assholes

Humans and penguins have more in common than we talk about

Some penguins are highly flammable

Gender is a construct - no, it actually is...

Not everyone deserves a second chance - listen to your gut

If you give someone a second chance, and you still feel odd about them after a while, it won't get better

Being single is awesome

Some friendships fade, others fall apart, and that's natural

Not everything needs to be "productive"

Slow progress is still progress

Taking selfies can be really fun!

You won't magically love yourself - like any relationship, you have to work for it

Blood (of the comrade) is thicker than water (of the womb), and it's not worth sticking to family you don't care for

The right people will find you

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A man was afraid of the night

So he ran to chase the sun

But the sun was faster than him

And soon enough it was gone

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Imagine going through life without sensory issues, not constantly being aware of how much noise you make, just... slamming doors and yelling without a care in the world...

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This post is one year old today, and more relevant than ever - I'd like to thank society, for keeping me anxious, mental instability, for knocking me down, both of these, for making me needy, and my DNA, for being confusing af! Stay weird!

With Valentines Day coming up, I'm mentally preparing myself to explain to allosexuals and -romantics that I am, in fact, happily single and not "brave" or "strong" or "independent" or "woman".

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hey! i saw your post regarding OFMD in which you mentioned a book you abandoned and i got curious. what was that book about?

Okay, so! It was a trilogy taking place in Europe just before, during, and right after the French revolution; it was, quite honestly, a mess, but basically, the Seven Deadly Sins abandoned Hell to take over Earth, and an English thief, a male sex-worker, and a Spanish nun teams up to defeat them! On their way, they run into Anne Bonny, who's a ghost pirate now, and that's basically the entirety of book two xD The sex-worker gets possessed by the sin of Wrath, because... well, it's late 18th century and he's gay...

So yeah, it was a mess! Might pick it up sometime, but yeah xD

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You, a commoner: "Bro" is gender neutral!

Me, an intellectual: ✨️Brolette✨️

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