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- To the JL Red Robin is by far the scariest bat, and only because they never know what he might do… ever… in relation to anything.
- Diana has been known to pick up JL members and move them to the side if they are in her way.
- There was one time (and only one), near the beginning on the JL where Batman came to a meeting and he was so tired he didn’t do his ‘scary’ voice Hal was seriously concerned that he was being mind controlled.
- Sometimes Batman and Superman will bicker long enough so everyone leaves them alone so they can shit talk their team.
Random things I like to hc :
- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.
"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."
- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."
- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).
- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.
- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.
- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.
- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.
- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.
- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.
- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.
- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.
- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.
- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.
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random-daisies · 1 month
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Random Headcanon #1
John Constantine hates (read loves) Danny is because everytime Constantine does some stupid shit Danny will rock up and laugh him self until tears
He helps obviously, as soon as he stops laughing, but he will show up regardless of what he is doing
A small list of how Dnny has shown up includes:
Wrapped in blackets with matching pjs and a tiny sleeping cap things with his eyes half closed... he then proceeded to lay down on the floor and go to sleep
Sopping wet and covered in so many different liquids (we think thats what they are anyway) looking like an abandoned alley kitten
High as fuck in some GZ/ Realm meds and hopelessly delierious
Little Baby Man
please he is just a small boy... creature.. he small... it.. help him.... he doesnt know anything... feed him
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random-daisies · 3 months
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Random Headcanon #1
John Constantine hates (read loves) Danny is because everytime Constantine does some stupid shit Danny will rock up and laugh him self until tears
He helps obviously, as soon as he stops laughing, but he will show up regardless of what he is doing
A small list of how Dnny has shown up includes:
Wrapped in blackets with matching pjs and a tiny sleeping cap things with his eyes half closed... he then proceeded to lay down on the floor and go to sleep
Sopping wet and covered in so many different liquids (we think thats what they are anyway) looking like an abandoned alley kitten
High as fuck in some GZ/ Realm meds and hopelessly delierious
Little Baby Man
please he is just a small boy... creature.. he small... it.. help him.... he doesnt know anything... feed him
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random-daisies · 4 months
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Oldest Sister Jazz vs. Oldest Sister Dick
what i really want to see is the dead eye recognition moment when jazz 'my brother will not get any deader on my watch' fenton and dick 'i am raising 200 siblings emotionally' grayson meet...
like i want to clock each other as the Older SisterTM and to just understand
i also wonder if they make eacher other more Older SisterTM if they are functioning in the same room or if they decide to just 'fuck it we ball' together and cause more problems then all of their siblings combined
like two feral parent-siblings just loosing all rationality and common sense and deciding to make it the worlds problem
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random-daisies · 4 months
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Danny vs. The Flash(es)
you know in a lot of fics 'the flashes' be it wally or barry or just all of them say that they don't believe in ghosts...
and danny is just standing in front of them like i am right here-
as a little tiny treat i think danny should turn around and say well i dont believe in the speed force :/ like ...
The Flash: you're a ghost? impossible they dont exist!
Danny: oh really well thats a shame i dont believe in the speed force sooo  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TF: but thats stupid... the speed force has been proven i am staNDING RIGHT HERE
D: what am i doing then... cause i am not the figment of batsys imagination... or am i... or are you... how do i know you are right there... i dont believe in you
TF: *screaming in fast* *crying in speedy*
***rest of the JL is just in the back ground and constintine in crying with laughter... batman is secretly living his best life tbh he is gonna show his kids the cowl footage later and have barbara save it for black mail***
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random-daisies · 7 months
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why…
i don’t even know what to make of these
Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.
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random-daisies · 8 months
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@brokeitwiththepowerofmathamatics This is so incredible and I am so so so sorry I didn’t see this when you wrote it in January !?!!!!! Beautiful work or art !!!
at this point all of danny’s classmates have picked up some of his borderline feral tendencies…
- like sometimes when danny is really tired from trying to do his homework and fighting for his life he will stare into your soul and not move until he is physically dragged away (one time he made dash cry because his stare was so lifeless but intimidating and danny was just zoned out)
- after a while after the accident all of casper high can tell what kind of mood danny is in by the temp of the room when he walks in… sometimes sam and tucker will walk in with massive coats on before danny and everyone just grabs their emergency hoodies and makes sure not to make eye contact with their local mess
- sometimes when he thinks no one is looking he will just kind of eat a blob ghost… when he is really needing it … although because of constant exhaustion he doesn’t really check his surroundings and the teens just watch as the town weirdo grabs a green blob out of thin air and shove it in his mouth??
- danny can and will walk though people to get where he is going forgetting he isn’t in the gz and normal people aren’t supposed to be able to do that
- one time danny bit a table in the cafeteria cause he was hungry and not thinking… just because
- sometimes danny’s brain just shuts down completely and he just kinda freezes and goes to auto pilot… unfortunately because of his halfa status sam and tucker have to literally hold his hands and pretty much do everything for him … this doesn’t happen often but it normally happens on the days where the weather is at it’s lowest
i don’t even know any more I just think that danny is a feral unhinged gremlin and doesn’t hide it as well as he thinks he does ………. casper high students just kinda roll with it and that fenton kid has always been kinda off any way
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random-daisies · 1 year
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headcanon that danny is basically a shark cause the second he stops moving he just falls asleep
like no matter what he is doing he is always kinda moving whether it’s pacing or bouncing his legs when he is sitting down
some amity park people call him phantom shark cause they witness his weird never standing still behaviour (he also has really sharp really pointy teeth… and sometimes he pulls out multiple rows when one of his rouges really gets on his nerves)
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random-daisies · 1 year
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at this point all of danny’s classmates have picked up some of his borderline feral tendencies…
- like sometimes when danny is really tired from trying to do his homework and fighting for his life he will stare into your soul and not move until he is physically dragged away (one time he made dash cry because his stare was so lifeless but intimidating and danny was just zoned out)
- after a while after the accident all of casper high can tell what kind of mood danny is in by the temp of the room when he walks in… sometimes sam and tucker will walk in with massive coats on before danny and everyone just grabs their emergency hoodies and makes sure not to make eye contact with their local mess
- sometimes when he thinks no one is looking he will just kind of eat a blob ghost… when he is really needing it … although because of constant exhaustion he doesn’t really check his surroundings and the teens just watch as the town weirdo grabs a green blob out of thin air and shove it in his mouth??
- danny can and will walk though people to get where he is going forgetting he isn’t in the gz and normal people aren’t supposed to be able to do that
- one time danny bit a table in the cafeteria cause he was hungry and not thinking… just because
- sometimes danny’s brain just shuts down completely and he just kinda freezes and goes to auto pilot… unfortunately because of his halfa status sam and tucker have to literally hold his hands and pretty much do everything for him … this doesn’t happen often but it normally happens on the days where the weather is at it’s lowest
i don’t even know any more I just think that danny is a feral unhinged gremlin and doesn’t hide it as well as he thinks he does ………. casper high students just kinda roll with it and that fenton kid has always been kinda off any way
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random-daisies · 1 year
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thank you dearest
no more danny gets adopted by the batfamily
no no no more
danny will now be exclusively adopted by the gotham rouge gallery and they will have a wonderful time causing absolute chaos for the bats and birds with his funky cooky fam
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random-daisies · 1 year
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i also love love love the bats adopting gremlin children jazz and danny but i hope there is a writer that sees this … the dynamic could be hilarious and you know that there would be so much chaos !! and hopefully a joker death … like joker breathes the wrong way towards harley and danny is like you D A R E do this to my mother ?!? jazz is next to him like ‘our lord and saviour and psychiatry harley quinn?? how dare’
and then death for joke man
no more danny gets adopted by the batfamily
no no no more
danny will now be exclusively adopted by the gotham rouge gallery and they will have a wonderful time causing absolute chaos for the bats and birds with his funky cooky fam
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random-daisies · 1 year
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no more danny gets adopted by the batfamily
no no no more
danny will now be exclusively adopted by the gotham rouge gallery and they will have a wonderful time causing absolute chaos for the bats and birds with his funky cooky fam
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random-daisies · 1 year
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spectra meets dr. harley quinn and she takes one look and kicks her ass despite spectra being a ghost cause she hurt her newly adopted child, danny ‘im afraid and doctors specifically anything beginning is psych’ fenton and that not even close to okay
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random-daisies · 1 year
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i was tagged :O literally so honored to be included!!!!!
Everybody Gets High // MISSO
House of Memories // Panic! at the Disco
Teenagers // My Chemical Romance
Looking at Me // Sabrina Carpenter
Unholy // Sam Smith, Kim Petras
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eee the post was rlly long so im making a new one
when u see this, post 5 songs you actually listen to and tag 10 of ur fav followers/mutuals ^_^
(tagged by @gloombby thank uuu best frand <33)
- pool // paramore
- bring back the plague // cattle decapitation
- stay away from my friends // pierce the veil
- bruise violet // babes in toyland
- maya the psychic // gerard way
tagging: @austinwehaveaproblem @gee0theo @vampchem @allweknowisnow @br4ck3tb0y @dysphorie @funeralgreys @gentles-and-ladymen @gravehags @i-am-an-atomic-bomb (sorry if i didnt tag u shghfj + no pressure if i did tag u!!)
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random-daisies · 1 year
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no one is safe from danny’s shit eating grin
you feel it —> you see it —> you’re fucked
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random-daisies · 1 year
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this is beautiful
harley and ivy adopting danny
- listen when danny relocates to gotham because of whatever (death of his family/friends, getting too much for him, GIW, whatever) and meeting harley and ivy a random alley way after running away from the bats and birds
- when they see this dirty(and very injured) but sassy teen they feel their interest piqued… then after he mentions some outlandish crap about his home town/life when they ask what he’s doing in gotham when he clearly doesn’t belong they just look at each other and sigh… they have been around batsy too long
- they lead this kid with shaking hands and shakier smiles to a safe location so they can talk properly person to person…ish 
- harley puts on her doctors coat and sits with her note pad and pen asking him why he is here and what he is doing in the bad part of gotham (if that even exists) suddenly this black haired blue eyed kid is chuckling sadly mumbling about his sister and how amazing she was (or used to be) 
- this kid who has chilling blue eyes that not even god-like psychiatrist dr harleen quinzel can read and they realize how fucked this poor kid is
- they don’t go to batman or the gcpd they welcome danny with open arms and very soon danny has too semi-functional lesbian mums, a few whack uncles and a very put together but strange cat-lady mum no.3
- also suddenly joker isnt anywhere near harley, pamela’s plants are thriving and always looked after (danny mentioned that ivy was a hero of an old friend), catwomans cats like danny almost as much as selina and eddie cant beat this kid at ANY video games?!?
pls expand on this i am so ready for mumma harley and mumma pammy!!!! 
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random-daisies · 1 year
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harley and ivy adopting danny pt. 2
okay so there was a fair bit of love for this random idea i had so i thought i would dig a little deeper...
- i think that danny really would try to avoid the bats and birds because of the no-meta rule so he doesn't really notice when he winds un in a random alley that’s called ‘park row’
- that’s where he might meet a few local rogues, harley and ivy, but because he is from amity their appearance probably wouldn't bother him and they really get concerned/confused when he doesn’t run away and just finished cursing out the bat/birds (stupid persistent assholes)
- with his current relationship with his rogue gallery (pretty amicable at this point with him being crown prince of the ghost zone) and one he puts together who they are he isn't really bothered and probably assumes they are like his rogues lol
- danny, while being a sassy gremlin child, is a child and doesn’t have a filter at all with all that he has been through... he probably says some shit about “oh you’re the gotham rogues... you seem so much chiller than my rogues” and promptly passes out
- the girls take this too small, dirty, injured and clearly meta child to one of their safe spaces cause there is no way that he can go to a hospital without being outed as a meta or taken by the bats or both.
- danny freaks out at first but with harleys psych-self she calms him down and makes him cry with her likeness to jazz, and after a very long but surprising not super helpful conversation with him they know that he doesn't have a family anymore (not sure if that is metaphorical or not quite yet) and he is on the run from the government.
            semi-functioning lesbians' are now mums to a sassy teen
- eventually they find out everything and have to be held back by the rest of the rogues, who now have assorted fam names from danny while trying not to join them, to not storm the gz/vlads mansion/amity park and completely annihilating everything that could hurt their ghost baby 
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