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i’m gonna tjrowbip

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Hilarious to me that in fannon so many people decided to give Tim Drake allergies. Thousands of people saw him and said, "This twink looks like he'd be allergic to clam chowder."

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Tim Drake is a social chameleon. He can switch personas in the blink of an eye depending on the people around him.

You'd never think the rich socialite Timothy Drake that attends charity galas in a suit that costs more than most people make in a year is the same guy that hangs out at the skate park in ripped jeans, scuffed sneakers and loose band shirts.

He effortlessly switches between being the CEO of a multi-million dollar company to being an annoying little brother. Borderline feral vigilante one second to loving boyfriend the next.

His entire demeanor changes, like he's become a brand new person every time. Heck, he'll even change his accent for shits and giggles. Posh, upper class Bristol becoming the filthiest Crime Alley accent ever to assault your ears.

The whiplash his family experiences every time they interact with him fills him with delight.

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absolutely obsessed with Jason and Tim being the family psychologists that spend 90% of their time together just getting into long debates and discussions about the personalities and mental issues of everybody in the family. they will meet up at Jason’s apartment twice a week for takeout and a 2 hour conversation on how Damian might be so obsessed with the Robin mantle because the dynamics of the league make him think that family should be a business and if he cant work as a vigilante he’ll be abandoned. every stakeout they do together ends up with them getting distracted talking about Dick and his obsession with red heads. they’ve let multiple people go during these stakeouts bcs they’ve gotten side tracked when they then start discussing if Jason’s childhood issues and strained relationship with Dick somehow influenced HIM to befriending Dick’s old pals so often, and they get so fascinatingly into it that the guy they were waiting for just. slipped right by them.

nothing is off limits between these two when they start talking about mental health and family issues. they’ll compare Tim’s abandonment-independence from the Drakes to Jason’s caretaker habits from his dug addicted mother. there have been 3 hour phone call conversations about the loa and how it fucked with Jason’s perception of Bruce that then get turned into 4 hour face to face discussions about how Tim’s opinion of Bruce rapidly declined because of Jason’s death and how he handled it. they rehash how Bruce has effected every single bat child about 12 times and they still never get tired of it.

it’s not even about therapy or coming to terms with trauma. these two bitches just love dissecting family drama and psychology within the Waynes. every now and then during dinner somebody will make a fairly casual remark that has nothing to do with anything and Jason and Tim will make eye contact across the table because they KNOW they’ll be tearing that apart at a later date. what I’m saying is english-enthusiast Jason Todd and stalker-genius Timothy Drake are 100% the gossip scientists of the family, and the Waynes are their lab rats being observed for their own entertainment

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hopelessly obsessed with movie-nerd Jason and has-seen-one-movie-once Tim just hanging out.

tim breaks into jasons appartment through the window every week, they make dinner together then eat on the couch while watching a film (they both do a bit of a commentary and jason has fun facts)

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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i get bruce is emotionly unavailable as fuck but if he can do a big personality shift into Brucie, why cant he love his kids that way? sure, Bruce struggles to show his affection and Batman is a brick wall, but Brucie? Let Brucie be how he shows love when his other mindsets cant. Let Brucie be known for kissing Dick's cheek at parties before he walks off, for calling Tim 'sweetheart', for always having an arm around Cass or Babs, for always having a hand on Steph or Duke or Damian's shoulder. When he later cannot use Brucie to initiate affection with Jason, he tries his best to make the step as Bruce.

(despite this, all his children know that when they receive affection from Brucie, it is also from Bruce. it looks like a performance but at the end of the day these are two parts of the same man and Brucie is just as real, just as much their father, as Bruce is)

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heyyyyyyyyyy ;) ;) ;)))))

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one step further, he was a gatcha life kid

Tim Drake was a nightcore kid

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we have literature nerd jason but i DESPERATELY need more movie nerd jason and musical/theatre nerd jason!!!!! give that boy a letterboxd account !!!!!!!!

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Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

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"Do I look like him?"

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[gordon ramsey in the russian sleep experiment facility] fuck me that's frightening. jesus christ. theyre eating their own flesh. can't blame them i suppose considering the food they serve here

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white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider

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massive fan of 'watch and learn' Wild. hes eaten a whole bird (feathers and all) because he saw a fox do it. he catches fish like a grizzly bear. he fights like the monsters. he can read most animal body language and almost perfectly mimic wolf howls fox barks deer yips etc. he probably goes uphill on all fours. the first part of his journey was when he had the most to learn and he only had the wilds to learn it from and hylia it means so much to me

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i cant tell the difference between john green and hank green. but thats ok. theyre cool.

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wholey shit ! me?!?!

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