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Why Are Vampires So Rare?

Seriously, in every movie or cartoon you check out, vampires are always outnumbered by humans. Why though? They're strong, fast, heal quick, and live forever! You'd think they'd have taken over the planet by now. But nope. What's up with that? Let's break it down

Is Turning Someone a Big Deal?

First off, the whole turning process. It's often shown as something super complicated, risky, or draining. Plus, not everyone who gets bitten actually becomes a vamp

Human Hunters

In tons of stories, humans are actively hunting vamps down 'cause they mess with human life. Films love setting these hunts in the 15th-17th centuries (kinda fitting, since that's peak "witch/vampire hunt" era). That probably put a serious dent in their numbers. But globally? Maybe not the main reason

Gotta Be a Certain Age?

In different universes, vamp "adulthood" kicks in differently. Some gotta level up first! Take Hotel Transylvania – Dracula had to wait for his daughter to hit a whopping 118! That's, like, a whole century of waiting. Not exactly quick

Or... Maybe They Just Can't Be Bothered?

If the age thing isn't always a factor, here's a solid possibility: they just don't feel like it. Look at elves in Frieren – there aren't many 'cause they simply don't have the urge. Vamps could totally be the same. Why bother making more of your kind in this, let's face it, cursed existence? The whole "starting a family" vibe might just fade away after a few hundred years

Vamp Ecology

Let's not forget the biggie: vamps are apex predators or parasites. Their whole survival depends on us. If they went wild multiplying? Total disaster: wipe out the humans, run out of food. So it makes sense that vamps themselves (or their ancient rules) keep their numbers on lockdown. (Though, seriously, why not just drink each other's blood?)

So, bottom line: Vampires are rare not 'cause they're weak, but because turning is tough, humans fight back, eternal life brings major ennui, and crucially – they're totally dependent on their "food source": us. Eternity needs some serious caution

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Hi, I just wanted to say I read your fanfic and it's great, it's the kind of father-son bond I imagine for Dracula and his father

Aww, thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed my fic — especially their ridiculous father-son antics. It was so fun to write 📝

If I come up with anything else silly about them, I’ll definitely share

By the way, if you don’t mind me asking — which scene stood out to you the most? (Just curious what people enjoy)

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Guys, I accidentally created a masterpiece...🧎‍♀️

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I finally finished my study project and can now return to the fandom with a clear conscience (art block is still hot on my heels, but I’m holding on, lol)

In the meantime — how about reading a fanfic?

This is my first story on AO3 about Dracula and Vlad. It doesn’t aim to be canon — just a short, somewhat silly fic for fun

I’d be happy if you checked it out

The fanfic was originally written in my native language, so please don’t be too hard on any translation mistakes

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We’re all talking about Dracula’s dad, Vlad… but what about Vlad’s dad?

Anyone here lowkey think it could’ve been Nosferatu? 😂 Personally, I don’t see it—but damn, what a chaotic duo that’d be!

PS: My study project is almost done… freedom is so close I can taste it! 🎉 Stay tuned~

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I first discovered this in June and I really want to discuss it.

The extended version of Martha's death that we could have got.

In this scene:

Dracula tries to reason with the mob (idiot).

While he's stalling, Martha gets killed.

Mavis is found in the bushes behind a stone fence (for some reason, it's quite a long distance from the castle).

Dracula, with Mavis in his arms, escapes from the humans chasing him and runs through the haunted forest.

The mob determines that he's heading to "The Valley of the Living Dead", for some reason decides that he's "a dead man to be sure" and stops the pursuit.

It all ends with Dracula supposedly being in a cemetery, and zombies getting out of the ground in front of his eyes.

On the one hand, it adds more clarity to how everything happened, but on the other it raises questions. Dracula's prolonged ranting about how he and his family are not dangerous makes him look too naive and careless. (Yes, I know in the movie it's basically the same, but in this scene, the mob literally breaks down the door and enters the room where he is standing. He might as well have let them have a tea party inside while one of them was killing Martha off-screen.) I'm surprised by the mob with their conclusions. What made them think that a vampire will just die somewhere in the forest at the hands of zombies? Obviously, they were afraid to chase him further, but why such ridiculous thoughts?

I'm honestly not sure if I'd prefer this particular version in the movie. At least we'd get more shots of Drac in his lost and furious state, but the actions/decisions are questionable.

The author of the storyboards: Donnie Long.

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Could Vampires Get Dementia? 🧛‍♂️🧠

Immortality sounds cool—until you realize your brain might not keep up. If vampires live for centuries, could they develop dementia? Let’s break it down:

Aging Brain vs. Eternal Body

Human dementia (like Alzheimer’s) is caused by decaying neurons, plaques, and aging. But if a vampire’s body doesn’t age, their brain might stay sharp forever… unless:

▪️Memory overload: After 500 years, would their brain run out of "storage space"?

▪️Blood magic side effects: Maybe their supernatural healing doesn’t cover brain cells

"I Forgot How to Turn Into a Bat…"

Imagine a senior vampire struggling to:

Remember which castle they live in

Confuse modern humans with medieval peasants

Misplace their coffin (again)

If vampirism stops all aging, maybe no dementia. But if their brain slowly degrades over eternity, then yes—immortality might come with a foggy, forgotten mind😶‍🌫️

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Need a fresh take on vampires?

Okay, vampire writers—I was brainstorming some weird twists, and now I’m dumping them here for you. Enjoy! 🦇✨

The Vampire Who Forgot – A man slowly loses his memories, retaining only the last ~10 years of his life. When he realizes he isn’t aging, he discovers the horrifying truth: he’s a vampire.

Immortal Until Love – In this world, people start aging only after meeting their soulmate. A 500-year-old man begins aging for the first time and must kill his true love to regain immortality.

The Last Natural Vampire – In the future, vampires live openly but are forbidden to turn humans. The protagonist, the last born vampire, faces a choice: die naturally or break the law to create an heir.

The Fast Food Vampire – A proud patriarch taught his son the art of the hunt… only for the son to revolutionize vampirism with synthetic blood and upscale "vampire restaurants." Now, the old ways are seen as barbaric, and the father is the last wild vampire left.

The Therapist Vampire – In a world where vampires feed on emotions through blood, one vampire can only digest depression and despair. He becomes a therapist, "healing" patients by literally consuming their pain.

The Joy Addict – Every time this vampire kills, they inherit their victim’s happiest memory. Over centuries, they’ve grown addicted to hunting only radiantly happy people—collecting first kisses, childbirths, and triumphs like drugs.

The Identity Thief – A vampire who can fully become anyone whose blood she drinks. She lives by stealing lives like outfits… until she forgets her original face. Then, one day, she sees her reflection in an old mirror—and doesn’t recognize herself.

The Vampire Hunter’s Child – A family of vampire hunters raises their own vampire-born son as a weapon against his kind. But as he grows, his instincts shift—he starts protecting vampires from his own bloodline.

The Cursed Creator – A boy unknowingly turns people into vampires with a touch… but remains human himself. Everyone he transforms withers and dies within a year. He’s left alone, haunted by the mystery of his "curse."

The Manipulative Patriarch – A vampire father fakes dementia in his son’s nursing home, secretly turning patients into blood puppets. The son, a doctor, cares for the "elderly" victims, oblivious that his "senile" dad is feeding on them—and relishing the irony.

📌Which idea is your favorite? Got a vampire twist of your own?

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— Any last words?

(Made this video just for myself to track progress, but you can watch it too, lol)

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Yeah, that's the Drac I like!

Necromancy classes ⚰️🧟‍♀️Happy Father's Day 💚

Late but here

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Would you like to see the full version of this art? 😏🔥

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You know how Dracula’s bio always drops those dramatic titles—‘Son of the Devil’ or ‘Son of the Dragon’?

Okay but theoretically… how would Drac’s dad react to this?

Option 1: “That’s my boy! Number 1 Hellspawn in Wallachia!” 

Option 2: “Excuse you?? I changed your diapers, and THIS is my thanks?!” 

P.S. Happy Friday the 13th! 🎉

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I like your Dracula fanart, I remember one where he had dragon wings, do you have more?

Oh, you just reminded me I had these old artworks lying around

Quick disclaimer: nothing like this exists on my blog anymore... BUT! I do have a long-forgotten reference sheet that’s been collecting dust.

Time to finally put it to good use, don’t you think? 👀

Important note: The text on this ref is super blurry (and I think it’s Korean?), so I genuinely can’t identify the original creator.

Casting ideas:

• Dracula (sans horns)

• Van Helsing (I suppose I'll take the one I drew here?)

What do you think — perfect match or should I tweak something?

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I felt like lazily redrawing a very old drawing. The robe definitely suits him

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This is beautiful, so I'm bookmarking my blog!✊

Untitled - Paint

I need to update this 🧚🏻‍♀️

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A quick-reference guide to noble manners and behavior

(I think someone might need this. If you know anything else, please post it!)

An aristocrat in the 17th–19th centuries lived as if on stage: every gesture, word, and outfit was part of the performance. Breaching these rules meant social disgrace — in contrast, a perfect balance between decorum and spirit meant power.

📜Code of Conduct📜

Posture is dignity

Upright posture, no sharp movements — your corset isn’t just clothing, it’s character armor.

Speak softly, but clearly

Calm, slightly muted voice; never whisper intimately in company, and never use a surname without "Mr./Miss" — it’s considered vulgar.

Bows and curtsies are perspective art

A ritual with structure: who yields, who walks first — always by rank.

Table manners = elegance in action

No poking food, no loud sounds, no blowing on hot dishes. Offering someone seconds uninvited? Technically improper!

Work is for servants

An aristocrat never does "dirty work". Their tasks were symbolic — like a “royal bachelor” title, not a real job.

Flirting through accessories, speech, and suggestion

"Language of flowers and objects" — silent messaging

People conveyed meaning through bouquets (roses = love, violets = modesty).

Strict distance and emotional control

Sincerity was seen as a sign of lower class. One had to show moderation, tasteful humor, light flirtation — but never more.

Managing an estate is a man’s duty

Even if you never plow a field, you're expected to oversee land, tenants, household staff, local disputes, leases, and regional politics.

✍️Tips for Writers✍️

Emphasize distance — your character won’t hug just anyone. Think glance, curtsy, inviting smile.

Use accessories — fans, flowers, gloves. Let gestures carry meaning — but subtly.

Control emotions — open rage or tears signal poor upbringing.

Choose refined dialogue — no vulgarity; address by title: “Your Grace…”, “My Lord…”

Layer behavior — outer restraint + inner spark (wit, flirtation) = believable nobility.