#"Am I crazy

[blebo-blorp]

so i’m tryina watch youtube right. and i get this video recommended to me about some roblox horror game. so this guy is going off about how this game is about child abuse and murder and whatnot, but the whole time i can’t take it seriously bc the thumbnail. tje fuckeing thimbnail.

ITS FUCKING JERMA.

WHAT TJEB FUCKE.

[phaginof]

when dan and phil reference their own content it’s like wait what do you MEAN you know about dan and phil.

[formulanni]

Why does lando never spray oscar on the podium when oscar is ahead of him 🧍‍♀️

[sabertoothwalrus]

if my chilshi marriage comic got 30k notes in less than 24 hours why is the the chilshi tag on ao3 so dry 😭 help us

[kevin-winfield]

Neil Josten & Seth Gordon - Mirror Image?

EC, Nora Sakavic// Blue Iris, Mary Oliver// The Moon in the Well, Sylwia Górak// Blessing, Mia Bergeron// The Illusion Of Calm, Derek Hare//Hydrangeas, Susan Ashworth// moony moonless sky’s ‘i am an observer, but not by choice’, fatima aamer bilal//The Foxhole Court//Sunlight Breaking Through, Christopher Osborne// The Sirens, John Langstaff// Sydney Mortimer Laurence// ‘i am your mould, but the shape of you is true absence, leaving me purposeless.’ fatima aamer bilal

[kinning-sammy]

idk how y'all look at these co-dependant brothers that are so mentally ill that literally cannot survive without each other and think to yourself that they only have a brotherly relationship? do y'all not see the emotional incest that i see? like wtf. it doesn't even have to be sexually (even if they are erotically co-dependant, too...) but like. if you think their relationship has 0% incest then did we even watch the same show??? bffr.

[this-tastes-lemony]

Falsettos Food Theory

Okay so someone asked what this is and I really wanna explain! So the falsettos food theory is that food represents love throughout the Marvin trilogy.

In the show, In Trousers, Marvin is very strict about what kind of food he wants, and he gets very upset when he doesn’t get it imminently or the way he wants. For example, in the song ‘How Marvin Eats his Breakfast” there is the lyric,

“No one looks busy in this kitchen

And my breakfast isn't ready

And my stomach aches.”

This is in reference to that no one at that moment is giving him the love that he wants, and that he aches for it. Later in the song he also says ,

“I don't want miracles from heaven

Just some eggies over spinach over toast

No, I will not apologize!

She should win a prize:

Very best emoting

That girl can't cook”

When he says the first line he doesn’t literally mean he just wants a basic breakfast, he means that he doesn’t want much, he just wants to feel loved. By saving “that girl can’t cook” he doesn’t mean she’s lousy at making food, he means that she doesn’t give him the kind of love that he wants. One of the other ladies says

“maybe she can’t cook, but have you seen her milk a cow?” Implying that sexually she “provides” to Marvin, even if he doesn’t romantically like her (obviously this means nothing, just because they can be sexually active does not mean that it is love).

Another one is in Whizzer Going Down he says,

“he hates my wife

I hate his food”.

He’s saying he hates when Whizzer shows him love because he is not ready to accept the fact that he can be loved and he can love another man.

There are many more references of this in the show In Trousers and if anyone wants to hear them I’ll gladly go into it in another post!!

The ones in Falsettos are even more obvious references to love. In the song Tight Knit Family, Marvin sings,

“We all eat as one

Wife, friend, and son

And I sing out as they cook

I love my tight-knit family

I love the way they cook linguine”

They all eat as one meaning they are all receiving love from one another, even if it isn’t good. The next line being “I sing out as they cook” (singing out meaning to say or shout something loudly, most likely implying the unhealthy relationship he’s in with his family) this line is saying that while they provide him love and what ever he asks, he continues to complain about it.

However, in the next line he says “I love the way they cook linguine” which is a considered normal traditional meal for a lot people. This is showing that he enjoys when they provide him with basic normal love, instead of arguing or disagreeing with him.

Another reference later on in the musical is in the ENTIRETY of the song “This Had Better Come To A Stop”. The first set of unique lyrics though is what I’ll cover.

“Whizzer's supposed to always be here

Making dinner, set to screw

That's what pretty boys should do

Check their hairlines, make the dinner

And love me”

This is saying that Whizzer is supposed to always be at Marvin’s command, loving him and giving himself to Marvin sexually at all times. He mentions making dinner twice in these lyrics, again implying that he doesn’t want Whizzers love unless it’s later in the day once he’s gotten his love from his other family ( breakfast specifically).

Another general reference to food equaling love is Cordelia’s entire character. All she does throughout the show is provide food and such to the characters, this being her giving them constant love. Since Cordelia was giving Marvin so much food (presumably) during the two year gap during intermission, we can assume that her unique and (sometimes) not so great food taught him that he doesn’t always get to choose what to eat, but that he should be greatful someone is cooking for him anyway. I think Cordelia is one of the most amazing characters in the story.

For all of the song “Days Like This” she’s trying to get Whizzer to eat something, meaning she’s trying to share her love with him.

In the song “Jason’s Bar Mitzvah”, Dr. Charlotte says

“She's cooked for some 200 guests

[CORDELIA]

We number not that many

Actually... we're seven”

This shows that she has provided so much love for all of these people, even though there’s only seven. Only a couple lines later, she tries the food Cordelia made, and says that the food “tastes really yummy.” (in the pro shot Trina nods her head to agree).

This is important to me because it shows that Cordelia finally found a way to show/express her love with the rest of the characters, and have them reciprocate it for the first time on stage, showing that they are all at peace and finally love each other.

Just like in trousers there are hundreds of more references in Falsettos so if any of you would like me to go more into it I’d be happy to!

This is all speculation of course, we don’t know if any of this was intentional, buts it’s by far my favorite thing to talk about that’s falsettos related. Hope you enjoyed reading!

[starmaker-astral]

Do you think in season 3 all Soho will believe Aziraphale is dead ?

Because drunk crowley will be whining like : "Aziraphale is in Heaven right now [insert here random insults from a newly divorced drunk guy]"

And people will be like "oh gosh im so sorry for your loss"

And then Crowley will cry harder

[just-myhyperfixations]

Abby saying that her foxes fight always fight back shows just how much character growth Neil has done.

At the start of the foxhole court we establish that he’s a runner, if anything goes wrong he’ll just dip. But he joins the foxes, which is against his nature and everything his mother taught him, he says he’ll leave before the season starts, well maybe before they play the ravens. And then he just doesn’t leave.

HE STAYS

He makes a deal with Andrew, rips into Riko for Kevin, he knows that he should run but he doesn’t. He lets those annoying bastards into his heart. He brings the racket with him, TO FIGHT. He goes to evermore so Andrew is safe and he FIGHTS Riko the whole time there.

When he starts to get the countdown messages he doesn’t leave, he STAYS. He fights Lola after his found family aren’t in danger anymore. He gave up, because it was pointless, but in the end he fights the fbi agents. Because that’s what the foxes taught him.

He went from flight to fight and I think it’s beautiful. He always had that in him but the foxes brought it out. They made him feel safe enough to be the little sh!t he was always supposed to be.

Neil Jolsten, the man you are

[orphiclovers]

WAIT! Hold the fucking phone!!! I once drew Anna Croft as the Judas figure to Yoo Joonghyuk's Jesus figure, just for fun. But NOW you're telling me. She. SPECIFICALLY DRIVES NAILS IN HIS LIMBS TO TORTURE HIM (in the side story) OUT OF ALL TORTURE METHODS. Maybe I was onto something with the judas/jesus parrarels

[canisxx]

I want him to have his bare hands in my insides, telling me how beautiful they are.

Am I asking for too much?

[lovelystargirll]

If I had a nickle for every time there was a black cop/white cop duo pairing that give off high dating vibes but nobody can pin down as canon I would have two nickles but it's weird that it happened twice

[sunshineenjoyer]

Guys is it crazy to wholeheartedly believe Wolverine is a bottom

[myname1sca1]

Um, tumblr? Is Scorbus canon?

Cause I just went to see the play, and it feels VERY canon to me. But I want to be sure. For those of you who have seen the newer shorter version. Do you remember the "palace" lines at the end? When Albus and Scorpius are talking about Rose (platonically)

[salty-and-spiraling]

Does anyone else think that the Mushroom Mage looks almost exactly like N'than?

Me rn fr:

[its-alittleobsessed]

PERSONALLY. I think this a solid fucking line