#;a garbage can. but it's pretty cute. ( SPECIFIC HEADCANON )

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Allô!

For your Fellowship requests thingy, may I, pretty please, ask you to consider, the Fellowship's favourite individual clothing items? Sort of like what colour it is, and like whether it's their favourite because it's dramatic af or 'cuz it's really comfy or very sentimental or something? I hope this makes sense! 🙃

Btw, your headcanons are the best things ever, I love when I find a new post of yours on my dash! Makes me smile every time! 😊💙

Thank you so much! You’re too sweet :)

Their favorite article of clothing

Aragorn:

-I mean my first thought was obviously Arwen’s necklace but that feels like a cheat answer

-He definitely isn’t someone to easily get attached to material objects

-Life as a ranger doesn’t really allow for that

-However I could see him maybe being a bit attached to an old cloak

-He has newer ones but he keeps returning to the “old reliable” that isn’t very reliable because it is only patches at this point

-Maybe it was a gift from his Mother

-It is a bit short on him as well (let’s not forget he is canonically 6’6”)

-So now it’s more of a “blankie” than something he actually wears

Legolas:

-He is very particular about his shoes

-They have to be light and so he can feel the ground through them

-More like socks with a thin sole and maybe some ankle support if he’s feeling fruity

-He won’t wear anything that is constricting

-In general he is picky about how his clothes feel

-Some materials just give him the ick

-Once as a kid his father made him wear a formal outfit that was too itchy and he straight up stripped in front of guests; and he doesn’t regret it, he would do it again

-He doesn’t care much how his clothes look though; he bases his choice on feel and mobility

-He’s so pretty he could literally wear garbage and still look stunning

-In general he prefers his clothes to be simple and practical

Gimli:

-Armor

-Specifically his shoulder pads

-You might think they have some sort of sentimental value to them

-But really he just likes how they look

-They broaden his already broad shoulders which makes him feel very attractive

-Probably has some jewelry that was gifted to him that he is very proud of

Boromir:

-He absolutely has a silk robe at home

-I imagine it being a pale blue

-I would say silk pjs but he gets too hot while sleeping to wear them

-So a robe is perfect

-Especially after a bath; silk robe and comfy slippers

-Has worn it out and given a few innocent bystanders a bit of an eyeful

-Faramir often has to tell him to get dressed; he’s creating a poor image for himself and he scared a maid

Frodo:

-This hobbit has like 3 outfits he wears

-Not that he doesn’t have other clothes

-He has a whole dresser full; but he just wears the same thing basically everyday

-And the variations he does are just in color; he bought the same thing in every color

-He doesn’t have to think about what he is going to wear; he already knows; he wore it yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that

-Has a handmade scarf from Bilbo trying to teach him to knit

-Does Bilbo knit? Not really, but he gets the gist of it

Sam:

-He has one really nice vest he got as a hand me down from his old gaffar

-And he only wears it for really special occasions

-Very careful with it; nothing will spill on it

-Takes it off immediately when he gets home so he is wearing it for as little time as possible so it doesn’t get worn out (and so he doesn’t feel like he needs to wash it)

-Washing it could ruin it and it wouldn’t smell right

-And that’s a risk he won’t take

Merry:

-I could totally see Merry being a hat guy

-Not like normal caps or anything

-But if anyone has seen Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium there is a boy in the film who collects unique hats

-He doesn’t wear them all but he is very proud of his collection

-He has a themed hat for every occasion

-Very fond of his flowery sunhat; it’s practical and cute

Pippin:

-Ok, hear me out

-He is very serious about his underwear

-Definitely has a “lucky pair”

-Don’t knock it; everyone has a favorite pair

-He claims it “holds everything like a nice hug”

-Not shy about it either; will go into specifics about why a pair is super horrible

-“There is a seam that goes right on up there. And it’s awful! I can’t be going all day fishing around my-“ “alright we get it Pip”

Gandalf:

-I’m pretty sure this man has one set of clothes and they are very shabby

-Like I’m sorry but his robes definitely have a strong scent; not necessarily bad, but certainly earthy and like an attic

-How they have lasted so long no one knows; probably some magic or something

-He does have a pair of gloves Bilbo made as a gift that he treasures

-Are they lopsided? Yes

-Do they have some holes from missing a stitch? Also yes

-Does he care? Absolutely not

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I lost my favorite sweatshirt while on vacation recently and I definitely had a mental breakdown… I still grieve for it months later

[smolgreenboi]

Out of curiosity: After the incident of 'the beast within', do you think that Beast Boy has better control of the Beast in him (if it exists) and under what circumstances and to what extend does it resurface/influence him, if at all? Also, do you see it as a separate entity trying to fight for control (and maybe occasionally even talking to him in his mind) or more like a manifestation of his subconscious (another part of himself)?

ehhhh, i’ve personally never subscribed to the idea of gar’s animal forms having “minds of their own” since his powers come from his ability to fully control his own DNA while still maintaining his human consciousness. so unless he purposely ‘activates’ 100% of an animal’s instincts, it’s unlikely that he would behave differently than he usually would. and i doubt he would ever willingly do this because it could potentially risk LOSING said human consciousness, and thaaaaaat’s dangerous.

my interpretation of the werebeast is that it’s more a subconscious thing. not necessarily a “part” of himself, but more a manifestation of some inner pain, compartmentalized anger and frustration, and an overall conflict within himself and the varying degrees of social pressure he might feel around him. the chemicals de-stabilized his genetics for a bit and, in my opinion, it did something that fucked around with the sakutia virus which lead to it wigging out which lead to his brain kinda being like “hey you’re pissed and you should do something about it” and then hulk smash. 

his hesitation to use its form again might be more of a shame factor than a “letting it take control” sort of thing. he doesn’t LIKE that it represents emotions that he hides and he doesn’t LIKE that it might remind his friends of a time he was a total jackass toward them. 

especially considering that my take on gar includes him discovering his ability to turn into anything he damn wants to, after he turns into that alien creature on tamaran in “betrothed”? 

werebeast is just another example of a fantastical/mythical/unearthly creature that he can turn into. the tip of the iceberg, essentially. there are FAR more powerful and terrifying forms he could potentially take on, from the dragons of myth, to the rocs from DnD, to a friggen thresher maw from mass effect like???? i don’t. think you guys. understand. what. this smol. sunny. boy. could really do. if he fucking wanted to. he just has to be able to function biologically and NOT accidentally kill himself by messing up a piece of his genetic make up and, boom, good luck everybody else.

ANYWAY, tl;dr: it’s less controlling the WEREBEAST (as it is not its own entity) and more about controlling himself and his powers. the werebeast doesn’t fight for control and the only reason “it did” was because the chemicals most likely screwed around with the sakutia already existing in his system, which peeled away mental defenses, effected his attitude, and ultimately caused the sakutia to sort of ‘act on its own’ and change his form to reflect what was going on emotionally. the werebeast is less a “part” of him and more a “representation” of what’s going on behind closed doors.

[showf4lls]

⎼ FLUFF ALPHABET [C, D, G, J, M, P, Q]; TED NIVISON

genre !! fluff, headcanons?, drabbles?

cw !! none

check out the event here!

C - Cuddles [do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?]

gosh, ted would love to cuddle you - in private, mostly. on the very rare occasion that the both of you are hanging out with friends and you’re both tired out of your minds, you’ll get pretty affectionate and touchy with one another. at movie nights with friends, too, depending on the seating arrangement. it’s cute when ted’s sleepy because sometimes he’ll just pull you into his lap and pretty much wrap himself around you no matter who or how many people are around.

the part that ted likes most about cuddles is holding you. cuddling during movie nights is a must for him, just a simple way to hold you and cuddle you without being overwhelmingly affectionate. i feel like having affection be the only thing he was able to focus on [e.g. only cuddling without extra stimuli like a movie playing or cooking or something] would be a little overwhelming for him. when he cuddles you, he likes tucking you into that space beneath his chin so that he can rest it on your head - still see what’s going on and all that good stuff. he also loves playing with your hair during!! sometimes he’ll braid it [really badly, but he’ll still braid it]! also likes spooning because it’s almost like an assurance that he’s not distracting you too bad if you’re in the middle of something. like yeah, he’s absolutely wrapped himself around you, but your work is still accessible so he doesn’t feel too bad about it.

D - Domestic [do they want to settle down? how are they with cooking and cleaning?]

ted definitely 100% no doubt about it strikes me as the type of guy that wants to settle down at some point. he’s definitely a pretty decent cook and he likes trying new recipes! he also loves cooking for large groups of people [like have you seen his cooking videos where he takes what he’s made to his friends to try /pos]. and whenever he cooks something and you eat it and tell him that it’s good or how much you like it, he gets to smiley and proud. he also seems like a pretty clean guy - one of those dudes that vacuums his house every other week and has a specific place for everything, and he’s definitely super good about taking out the trash.

G - Gentle [how gentle are they? physically and emotionally]

absolutely tender with you. doesn’t by any means treat you like you’re fragile, but he’s just soft with you. sure, he bullies you every now and then. play fights with you and bits with you and blushes when you indulge in his aggression for the cameras, so you do get a little physical sometimes. but you feel it when he holds your face, fingertips barely pressing into your skin and smiling at you before he gives you the most tender kiss. he’ll pick you up and throw you over his shoulder and throw you down on the couch, but afterwards he’ll sit and cuddle with you. hold you against his chest, chin resting on your head as he combs through your hair or traces mindless patterns into your skin while you guys are watching some daytime tv garbage.

and emotionally? ted seems to be really emotionally closed off in front of the cameras, but behind closed doors he likes to be as honest with you as he can. obviously that doesn’t mean every single emotion run wild, but he won’t hide his shit from you. he has a pretty thick skin when it comes to jokes and stuff like that, but he’ll definitely step in and stand up for himself - or you, if need be - if it gets somewhere that feels like it’s crossing a line. he’s also a sucker for sad movies, but other than that he’s pretty tame.

J - Jealousy [how jealous do they get? how do they act when they’re jealous?]

while not being super jealous, ted definitely strikes me as the jealous type. it takes a very specific situation to make him jealous since he’s so secure in your guys’ relationship, but he can be really intimidating when he’s jealous. not to you, of course! he’d expend every resource in his power to keep you from getting uncomfortable. but whoever he’s jealous of, they’ll know. it’s usually the people who don’t take the hints you’re dropping when you want to be left alone, the people who are uncomfortable forward with you, or the people that wait for ted to go get you something to swoop in and “shoot their shot.” ted will come over and lay the passive aggression on thick, all big smiles and an arm snug around your shoulders. he’ll give you a little smooch on the temple before pointing at them and asking, “so who’s your new friend, honey?” if he got even the slightest hint that you were uncomfortable, he’d start making moves to get them away, all “hey buddy, i think it’s time for you to go; we’ve got shit to do.” not super quick to fight anyone, but he’ll do anything to defend you if someone’s being a little too stubborn.

M - Mornings [how are mornings spent with them?]

during the week, i can see you guys having really productive mornings; ted seems like the type of guy that likes waking up early and getting things done. he’ll usually set his alarm for around 8 or 9 in the morning [depending on when he goes to bed]. then you both get up and do the morning things and get dressed - it’s usually all very playful too. like, y’all definitely make faces at each other when you’re brushing your teeth or lightheartedly elbow one another out of the way for room in the mirror. or he’ll ask you to pass him that one shirt from the closet and you throw at at his face. then he tackles you onto the bed and absolutely showers you with kisses and it’s just toothrottingly sweet. if you have the day off, he’ll make you stay in bed to just be cozy and bring in your breakfast after getting ready.

weekend mornings are an entirely different story. first off, on the weekends ted lets himself sleep in. it’s much nicer than waking up to a blaring alarm at 8am. when you wake up, you’re tangled together in a mess of cozy limbs. usually, the sun has already risen, golden rays peering in around the shades of your windows. and you let each other wake up, playing with each other’s hair or tracing patterns into one another’s skin, all smiley and half-asleep and soft. y’all typically sit there for an hour or so just scrolling through your phones before you decide to brush your teeth and have breakfast. and it’s all super sleepy and soft - hugging and swaying and being playful in the kitchen while you guys whip up some waffles before putting something on tv and eating breakfast on the couch.

P - Patience [how easily do they get angry?]

it would be really angry to make ted truly angry. he definitely comes off as the type of guy that’s had a lot of practice in controlling his emotions. sure, he acts a little angry sometimes for bits for the camera, but in real life he doesn’t usually let his feelings get the best of him. like any human, he probably has a decent amount of explosive moments, but he cares too much about you to just let himself go off on you. the issue would have to be really serious for him to actually get angry with you. he does everything he’s supposed to though: makes sure he understands the situation, takes his time to cool off before coming back to work things out, makes sure that he’s listening to you and not just paying attention to his own feelings. and you both put the effort to work things out when one of you gets upset.

Q - Quizzes [how much do they remember about their s/o? do they remember every detail, or do they forget everything?]

seeing as ted cares so much about you, he’ll probably remember a lot of your favorite things. for example, favorite movie, favorite book, favorite band, favorite restaurant, etc. and he’ll remember a lot of obscure things too - like the way you don’t like wearing converse because you feel like they squish your feet, or how you always get a bowling ball one size bigger than you’re supposed to because you’re afraid of your fingers getting stuck, or how sometimes you forget to tie your hoodie strings together when you wash your sweaters and then you have to figure out how to thread it back through. and, if he doesn’t think he’ll remember it and he thinks it might come in handy to know for the future, he’ll write it down. he has a whole document in his notes app dedicated to obscure information about you. and it’s all probably stuff like your mom’s birthday, or the name of your first dog, or that random movie that scared the shit out of you as a kid, or the name of that ice cream shop you mentioned wanting to try a few months ago. he’s very attentive and would use all of this stuff to pull out all the stops on your anniversaries or if you were having a particularly bad day.

[lilac-5ky]

hiiii can i request a scenario or headcanons where gin is visting his female s/o house for the first time (╯✧▽✧)╯she didn’t invite him before cause she thought her room full of posted of pop singers and kpop idols is kinda embarrassing for example shsjkshsb for some more details, s/o has a roomate and how would she react when she see gintoki irl after gin’s s/o told her all the stories how gintoki „incredible” is HAKSKSHSJKS thank u sm have a nice day/evening !!

First of all, I felt that because I too am a huge kpop fan. Believe it or not, I never let my friends into my room growing up because of how many kpop and non kpop posters I had. Anyways, this request is so particular and I love it! Will do it half scenario/half headcanon kinda way because why not.

Gintoki finding out about his S.O.'s kpop obsession/ meeting her roommate for the first time Headacanons (sort of, not quite)

(insert gin blushing because he's cute)

Warning: SFW mostly, slight usage of sexual innuendos but pretty tame stuff.

"Gin, before we go in there is something I have to tell you about my apartment." Pausing right before you opened the door, you turned to face him.

It had been months since the two of you had become official, yet in all these months of dating the silver haired man, you'd never let him enter your apartment. You had been so cryptic and vague about the place you lived, to the point of not letting him even walk you to the door. Most of the time, you'd insist that he dropped you off near the block, not risking it in the slightest. Although Gintoki was puzzled by your behavior, he went along with it, occasionally making a joke or two about you hiding something, but he didn't press on. Despite that, you knew that you couldn't keep such a secret hidden, you had to come clean.

"Don't tell me- Y/N, you are a serial killer after all? Are you going to kill me? Chop me into little pieces, stuff me in garbage bags and then scatter me throughout Edo so that no one can ever piece me back together?" Gintoki was shivering in a half comedic half serious way. If only you were a serial killer, perhaps that'd be for the best you thought, as you twisted the key through the keyhole.

"That is oddly specific, why do you even watch crime shows when you can't handle them?" Sighing, you took a step in, taking your shoes off while he stared at you horrified. "Come in, I'm not a serial killer."

"That's exactly what a serial killer would say. Oh, look at the time, Y/N, I think I should go. Sadaharu needs to go on a walk, can't trust Kagura with it. You understand right? Okay then, see you tomorrow! " He was about to leave as you reached your hand to him, tugging your fingers around the hem of his shirt. Being left with no choice, Gintoki stopped walking as he turned around to face you.

"Just come in." Sighing, he took a step forward, leaving his boots on the door as he entered your apartment. You watched as Gintoki paraded through the house, inspecting the area as if he expected to find corpses lying around. Once he realized he was safe, he let out a sigh, evidently relieved at the lack of dead bodies. Still, the worst had yet to come.

Eventually, you made your way to your room's door, finding yourself hesitating to turn the knob. Once you went past that door, there was no going back and you knew it.

"Oi, Y/N. Why are you acting like that? Your house looks completely normal, in fact, I should just move here myself. Much better than having to pay rent to that old hag every single month."

"Gin. No matter what you see, promise me not to scream." You said in a hushed tone, trying your best to calm your nerves. There was no way he'd insist that he moves in with you once he saw what lied past the door. Still, you couldn't fool him anymore.

Turning the door knob, you found yourself standing in the middle of your room while Gintoki hesitantly took his first in. You couldn't bear to see his reaction and so you turned your back on him, awkwardly staring outside the window.

"Y/N... Don't tell me this is why you didn't let me in your room." Could it be that, he understood? He wasn't weirded out? "My, what a collection. I could have never guessed you were also into Otsu. Has Shinpachi recruited you behind my back?"

"What?No! This is Jisoo in the Stay era, how could you confuse her with Otsu-" Shit. You had actually fallen for that. "I mean..." There is no point hiding it anymore. Sighing, you turned around to face Gintoki whose lips had curled to a smug smile. You couldn't bear to look at him but pretending as if you hadn't let him in your kpop den wouldn't do anymore. "Yes, I like kpop okay? I stan Blackpink, I'm dying to go to that Stray Kids concert and don't you dare compare Jisoo to Otsu again!"

For a second, Gintoki blinked, taken aback by your sudden outburst. You weren't really the type to yell at him, but when it came to your kpop obsession, there was no holding back.

For as long as you could remember yourself, you had been an avid kpop fan; from SHINee and SNSD, to EXO and BTS, you had dedicated your entire life to supporting your favorites. To you, they weren't just musical preferences, they were your lifestyle and your room represented that. Posters of your biases covered all four walls, while different memorabilia and merch could be found in each corner of your room. Although you weren't ashamed of it, you were scared of Gintoki's reaction, especially when you considered how much he meant to you. You were afraid that once he knew, he'd walk away from you, unable to love someone with such an obsessive way of living.

"Okay, okay, I understand... Jisoo huh... she's quite pretty. Do you think she is seeing someone?" Shooting him a nasty look, you watched Gintoki as he kept walking around the room, looking at each of your posters as if he was in an art gallery. "Oh? This guy has silver hair too! What do you think Y/N? Who is hotter huh? Huh?" Gintoki stood right next to your poster of Jimin, imitating his pose. So, he wasn't weirded out after all? Allowing yourself to relax, you couldn't help but break into laughter, watching him mimic Jimin.

"You... perhaps I can say that you are at least comparable to him." You said while laughing. Gintoki rolled his eyes at your comment, making his way towards your bed. Falling down on top of it, he let his legs dangle while he brought one arm behind his head, using it as a pillow.

"Comparable?" He scoffed. "Don't be ridiculous. Just because he has straight hair, it doesn't mean a thing." Shifting his lips into pout, Gintoki acted as if you had insulted him.

"I'm sorry, okay! You... you are prettier than Jimin." You said biting your lips into a straight line. I mean, it wasn't a lie, right? Plus, Jimin couldn't really hear you, right?

Gintoki seemed to perk up at your comment, sitting up on the bed, while his hands moved behind his butt, as if he was searching for something. Pulling the object with great force, the both of you looked at the Chimmy doll in Gin's hands, and then back at each other in surprise.

"This is Chimmy." You said in your calmest tone, trying your best not to laugh again. Taking a step closer to him, you grabbed Chimmy from his hands, placing him back onto your pillow where he belonged.

"Chimmy..." Gintoki repeated, scratching the back of his head as he looked at the doll, a faint smile appearing on his lips as he did. Taking a seat next to him on the bed, you chukled at his reaction. Even when he didn't quite understand your interests, you were happy that he hadn't completely shamed you about them.

"Say, Y/N, can I borrow your skirt for- Oh? Who is this?" Said happiness came to an end, when the door to your room went wide open. Goddamn it. Goddamn it! Here was the main reason as to why you didn't want Gintoki to visit your house in the first place; your roommate. Although she was a kind person and one of your most favorite people in the world, she was also someone who talked a lot, someone who knew a lot. You had told her all about Gintoki, not sparing any detail when it came to your relationship, from what he was like on the first date to what he was like in bed.

"Sakata Gintoki, I'm Y/N's boyfriend. You might know me as Yorozuya Gin too." Gintoki introduced himself, moving to the door to shake your roommate's hand. " Y/N, you never told me you had a roommate."

"She didn't? That's so surprising, considering I've heard all about the 'Incredible Gin' " She went on, a sneer on her face as she looked at you. If only there was a way to disappear off the face of the earth right now...

"Incredible Gin? Is that a superhero?"

"Nah, that's simply the way Y/N calls you because of your big-" Interrupting your words, you threw Chimmy her way, hitting her forehead as she stumbled. The two of them looked at you in surprise, both unable to hide their own smirks that were only widening. Goddamn it, you knew that them running into each other was bound to cause this.

"Ah, didn't you say you wanted to borrow my skirt? Go back to your room, I'll bring it to you there." Ushering to leave, you jumped on your feet, pushing her past the doorframe.

"But, I haven't even gotten the chance to talk to Gi-"

"You''ll talk to him another time, now go!" Forcing her out of your room, you closed the door behind her, resting your back against the hard wood. That was a close one.

"She seems nice." Gintoki exclaimed, walking back towards your bed. Sighing, you felt relief rush through you. He mustn't have heard. "But tell me, Y/N. What kind of big thing was she talking about, huh?" His features had shifted to a rather smug expression, his maroon eyes clouded by lust and amusement as he looked back at you. Although he was looking at you like that, you could spot a wild blush growing on his cheeks, making you blush in return. Reaching Chimmy who was lying on the floor, you tossed the doll onto Gintoki who caught it mid-air, bursting into laughter. So much for keeping your obsession and your roomate a secret.

Okay so this is how I'd imagine the whole thing to go, from finding out about her kpop obsession, to how he'd meet her roomate. Before I end this post, I'd like to add a few headcanons regarding how he'd react after finding out, in general.

Although he wouldn't make it into a huge deal at first, Gintoki would be relentless with his teasing later on. He'd call his S.O. a koreeaboo and would "bully" her on a daily occasion.

However, all of his teasing would help her open up about her interests, making it easier for her to talk about it and not keep it all in, which is a positive thing after all!

Could get her to debate idol supremacy with Shinpachi, finding amusmenet in how sternly she talked about her biases.

Despite teasing her, he'd find her passion endearing and would ask her more about it, letting her introduce him to the world of kpop even if he didn't participate. He'd be particular about girl bands, secretly admiring the idols and could even go as far as to get a bias of his own, although he wouldn't admit it too often.

If he wasn't too broke, he could even buy you concert tickets or at the very least merch from the bands you liked.

Overall supportive, although quite the asshole about it at first.

When it comes to the roommate now, that's something he'd also tease his partner about, especially when having sex with her. Would go around calling himself Incredible Gin, completely embarrassing her and making her regret ever taking him to her house.

He'd be quite cheeky about it and would bring it up quite often when the two of you were alone. Still, he really enjoyed that you had called him that and that's precisely why he wouldn't let it die down.

If you let him visit you again, your roommate and him are surely going to click well and could team up against you, something rather dreadful. You'd be happy that one of your best friends got along so well with your boyfriend, but keeping them in the same room is not a wise decision.

Hopefully this was what you had in mind! Had fun thinking about different aspects of this and ultimately I ended up saying a lot, as always. Have a nice day/evening as well, anon!

[kaes-wonderland]

Hello! Welcome to my prompt list that I had to redo twice cause I accidentally hit the delete button instead of the edit button. It should really come with a warning instead of just doing it-

There is no specific theme/genre to this, just a bunch of strayed thoughts that my brain has blessed me with.

I’ll be using these for my writing whether it be a request, a help out, or for my own personal enjoyment! The ones that are crossed out are the ones that I’ve already done with a link to how I used it. Anything not crossed out is free to request on! You can use these to request for both oneshots headcanons, imagines, and even catch chats! Check out my Navi for more stuff, and let’s go.

“The reason I keep going is to become a better person to love you like nobody else has.”

“May I just say that you look dazzling today, and I love you so very much.”

I don’t like this world…but you make it worth the hardship.”

“You’re an oddball.” “And you’re so pretty.”

“You are so misunderstood…maybe I could be the the first to be able to understand you.”

“I’ve been craving that cake we had at our wedding…think we could make one?”

“Your cat hates me. It’s always throwing daggers at me.”

“Do you remember that thing you were telling me about? Well…surprise!”

“What a moron, I feel bad of their s/o…wait. That’s (name) and I’m that poor s/o!”

“Can we just stay in tonight and maybe order takeout? I don’t really feel like going out to eat tonight.”

“There’s room for one more underneath this blanket.”

“You see this? This is me, playing a song of sorrow on my tiny violin.”

“My do the stars shine awfully bright tonight.”

“Drop everything and take my hand.”

“Sometimes fictional characters are better than real life people.”

“Happy is a good look on you.”

“How can we make this work?” “Miracles can happen.”

“Hypothetically…what would happen if I fell in love this the enemy.”

“I got a new hoodie.” “We got a new hoodie.”

“Take my arm, I wanna walk you home.”

“Cuggles…”

“Why are you giving me your jacket?” “Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.”

“You can pay me in hugs, kisses, and head pats. Cuddles are your change.”

“If you don’t feel good, stay at my place tonight.”

“You were so sweet to help them, but now you have a black eye to deal with.”

“You are such a hypocrite…now we’re both sick.”

“You’re such an idiot.” “Like you’ve never got your tongue stuck to a frozen pole before.”

“I just came home from a grueling day of work, and it looks like Dorothy’s twister came through out kitchen. And I don’t think we’re in Oz Toto..”

“Your Cheshire grin is freaking me out, stop it.”

“Think fast, marry me?”

“Call me when you get hope.” “But I’m already home when I’m with you.”

“A penny for your thoughts?”

“You’re my standing ground, so let me be your pillar.”

“I’m so naïve…I keep falling for everyone’s false promises..”

“You’re like my personal body pillow.”

“You know I love you dearly…but you look like absolute garbage.”

“Would you—would you please do my makeup?”

“I’ll have you know! That’s—that is something I would totally do.”

“Just pretend to be my date.”

“No this it not a double date, we are just third and forth wheeling.”

“C’mere…sit on my lap while I finish up my work.”

“I like you, can I take you out on a date?”

“I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and looked too cute and peaceful to wake up ‘till now.”

“Shut up and kiss me.”

“Is it weird that I wanna kiss you right now?”

“You’re pretty cute when you brag.”

“Please, I already have one baby to deal with, what makes you think I want another?”

“7 letter word to describe the person you love.” “P-E-R-F-E-C-T”

“Where are all those injuries come from??”

“You take care of everyone else, let me take care of you.”

“No, no—I have time—come talk to me.”

“Mine…you can afford to stay in my arms for a little bit longer.”

“Why get all bundled up when I can use you as my personal heater?”

“Let me treat you for once without you turning me down.”

“You smell nice and your warm…I like it.”

“Stop giving me that pouty look—I’m trying to be mad at you!”

“I don’t threaten to take away affections because I’d be punishing myself for nothing.”

“A special (name) massage should help you relax a bit.”

“Don’t be silly, I love to hear you ramble.”

“You are going to be the death of me…”

“I wanna go to the bookstore…if I buy you your favorite drink, will you go with me?”

“I…I was never read to as a kid.” “How about I read to you then?”

“Excuse me. I’ve been waiting all night to get these. I demand my morning kisses!”

“I can’t tell if my stomach hurts from being sick or you’re just giving me butterflies.”

“I find it hilarious that your dog third wheels us every time I’m over.”

“Catch me, I think I’m going to faint.”

“I’m a sucker for these idiots.”

“Remember the first day we met and I accidentally smacked you with my book? Well, I’m about to do it purposely.”

“You know, I honestly never thought I could steal someone like you from the dating world.”

“How many kids do you want?” “Zero. You and (other person) are enough.”

“I know it stings, but it’s your fault for getting hurt like this.”

“No, no—come back—your cool..”

“May I steal a quick kiss? Or would that make you feel uncomfortable?”

“It’s not your fault society has such high standards for us.”

“I’m so cold.” “Here, have one of your hoodies back.”

“Excuse me, sorry to interrupt, but I think you have the wrong person.”

“What did I tell you about keeping your phone off?! Strictly not to!”

“I can’t help but worry about you!”

“If you’re tired, you can lean your head on my shoulder.”

“Just because I smile doesn’t mean there isn’t any hurt behind it.”

“I will protect them with my life.”

“What is this feeling?” “Collywobbles.”

“I know your taken, but could you possibly spare me a hug?”

“I have no more creativity…they sucked it all out of me..”

“I hate how they treat you…may I please say something?”

“Are you finally going to admit that you need me?”

“Don’t forget to take your medicine, love.”

“I’ve always wanted to share my umbrella with someone I cherish.”

“You have such an odd way of explaining things…but I find it delightful.”

“Y’know…I was so anxious the day we met, terrified that you were going to hate me. But look at us; getting married tomorrow.”

“It’s nice to finally meet you, my princess.”

“I’m fine, I know my boundaries, no worries.”

“Can I get you something to change into?”

“Promise you won’t get sick though…I refuse for you to get sick..”

“Locked out? C’mon, you’ll be staying at my place tonight.”

“You’re shivering, please, come inside.”

“Would you stop making those goofy faces so I can have a pure photo of you?”

“Shh, it’s alright; let it out. Everything’s still hear.”

“You are not, too heavy…please let me hold you.”

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[hirokiyuu]

futaba for soft headcanons?

what they smell like

see. i love ftb so much. i wnat to be kind. but my very first thought reading this was “gamer”

ftb strikes me as the kind of gal to just get w/e generic brand soap etc from the drugstore but i feel like since she dyes her hair. sojiro probably tries to buy a dye friendly shampoo for her bc hes worried (dad instincts) so like......probably nothing strong? 

what their favorite smells in the world are

curry and coffee are hte obvious ones, of course, but i feel like shes got one of those very old sense memories of whatever shampoo her mom used to use. one of those things where she doesn’t know it by name or even realize she remembers it but one day she’s at the mall with ann and she smells it and her head just WHIPS around. she tries to brush it off but eventually she spills the beans and they end up spending the day sniffing around (winks) trying to find it so she can take some home for herself

what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in

bold of you to assume ftb has pajamas...... i feel like when she actually changes into sleep clothes (ie doesnt just sit at her comp and then take two steps to pass out) its pretty similar to what she wears out and about. maybe old merch shirts shes embarrassed to be seen in or that are too big etc wwwwww

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

yusuke/futaba is still Big Fave..... i love them sooooo much just two weirdoes together. i love how they clicked from the start and how well they get along. i think itd be very cute if one of them kisses the other and doenst realize until they both go home and then theyre like. wait. WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

(looking at pef) i wonder

fr tho i do like the concept of akch+ftb.......... its not quite a friendship in canon but i think they genuinely could be very good for each other. like. on ftbs end i do really like hte idea of ftb finding similarities btwn herself and goro nad like........ knowing she can rely on him despite everything? its a fun kind of bond

on goros end i really just like [redacted bc i typed out a whole thing then realized its kidn of a pef spoiler so i deleted it but jsut trust me. Just Trust m]

a song that reminds me of them

for pef/pre-pt futaba specifically almond sent me deviltown which is really very. early ftb (sad) i also have bury a friend on pef playlist for her......

oh i do think i only say i’m sorry when i’m wrong now isn’t a bad song for her either. sort of got that “i may be a mess but im Tryin” vibe that i think suits her

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal

I DIDNT READ ALL THESE QUESTIONS I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO ASSIGN EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER I GOT A FURSONA GLHAKSDNCLAKSHG

uhhhhhh (guy who knows like four animals voice) raccoon? she has the Vibes. the little hands. the love of garbage

what position they sleep in

whatever postion she happened to pass out in. deep sleeper who can and will completely ruin her spine in w/e position she found and does not toss or turn. she is Chillin.

their favorite drink

Gamer Soda (tm) i feel like she and ren sometimes drink gross soda together. sibling bonding moments

a gift i would give them if i could

more featherman merch? she deserves it.

[mrs-nate-humphrey]

i hope this isn't weird but I've decided I like how you interact with this show (not something I can say for a lot of fans) and now I wanna hear what you have to say about Eric and Jenny's friendship. I have this image in my head of the two of them dying her hair pink in a VDW bathroom (Lily thinks they should've gone to a salon but that's no fun). feel free to talk for literally forever I'm actually obsessed with them ~ily

not weird at all! that's really sweet of you to say, actually. whenever i get qns like this, often the first place my mind goes to is fic, so if that's not something you were looking for, feel free to ignore the next 2 paragraphs, lmao. 

a lot of my jenny and eric feels are in these fics that i've written: "a remedy for bland sweet potatoes" (sort of like, a fix it but it doesn't fix anything - it's canon compliant and jenny & eric discuss some of the things jenny's done), as well as "the lights that stop me (turn to stone)" which is a post-canon blair/jenny fix-it in some ways, but is also a character study of jenny as a whole & there's a lot of j&e feels in there (jenny and eric are housemates! they look out for each other and defuse derena tension together LKHFKLDHG).

other fics that highlight some great jenny and eric feels (both of these are kinda sad KLHDFKLH) are "withdrawal symptoms" by lunasol28 and and "fell from grace (it left me in this place)" by @vanderwoodlings .

now i’m actually gonna answer your question........ putting it under a read more, ‘cause it got long!

anyway, to answer your question as much as possible - i have a lot of feelings and i'm not sure how best i can do them justice - i have so much to say about jenny & eric. @mysteriesofloves said this thing once about how jenny and eric's friendship sort of parallels blairena friendship, in the sense of like - you love this person so much and no matter how much you hurt each other, you find your way back together, and i think that's extremely true of them both. in a lot of ways, i feel like jenny and eric are each other's most important person - best friend, support system, family, all of that. unlike dan and serena, when jenny & eric find out about rufus and lily they're actually excited to be step siblings which i find incredibly cute.

there's also - i love the fact that during their first meeting eric tells jenny pretty much everything about how he's in the ostroff centre and why he's there, and jenny doesn't judge him or treat him any differently - instead, she shows up at his room later with board games, just to spend time with him. we see things like this at various points, i feel, where jenny & eric's lives are sort of unstable or at a low point in some way and they're both able to just be there for each other without having to do any sort of grand gesture.

there's also definitely, uh... while i see the blairena friendship parallels, i'd make my own danessa friendship parallels. much like dan and vanessa, jenny and eric are incredibly lonely, and also, deeply different. they're not like their peers at st judes/constance! they struggle to make friends, and they have to navigate that. in a lot of ways, the only real friend either of them has is each other, despite the fact that there are instances when they've let each other down or hurt each other.

@nocakesformissedith made a post that i don't have the spoons to find right now - one of her jenny masterposts - that's basically an image of eric and jenny and it's like, "don't ask gay people how we know each other- we know each other from being gay". and i feel like eric and jenny absolutely and totally had that specific intimacy of like. being queer and knowing you're queer and having sat with it for a long fucking time, in high school, when nobody else around you really gets it. to me, my lesbian jenny headcanon explains a lot of the jenny & eric closeness - it's like, when you're young and gay, your One Gay Friend feels like the ONLY person who understands you.... sort of because they are! navigating any form of queerness in high school is terrible, and i'm just glad that they had each other when they did have each other.

it’s so notable to me that like - even though j&e spent so much of s3 at odds/fighting, when jenny’s gone in s4, eric goes through a major downward spiral, with the whole damien thing and everything else. jenny was his anchor! she was the one person who made him feel a little less fucked up about everything, and a little less lonely. and as for jenny with eric - i feel like jenny’s really comfortable and open around eric, and unlike with other people, for the most part, doesn’t try to be someone else around him. part of why eric feels so alienated by jenny’s behaviour in s3 - other than the fact that she was mean to him and jonathan - i feel is just that the way she was behaving with him was fake, and whoever else jenny was fake around, she’d never been like that with eric before. this is more like my interpretation, though, it’s not necessarily stated by canon or anything.

anyway this got depressing!! i do have fun jenny and eric feelings, i promise. i bet they listen to music together and when they’re studying together, they draw in each other’s textbooks. they probably wasted time doing online quizzes together, and there’s definitely a trash tv show that is Their Garbage Show (probably much to dan and serena’s bemused annoyance in the sense of like ‘do you HAVE to quote that again?’). jenny and eric dyeing jenny’s hair together sounds like something they’d do!! (incidentally, in a script of the pilot that didn’t make it, eric had BLUE HAIR. it could’ve been canon and i am so sad that it was not!!! we came so close to getting it. blue haired little eric lives in my head rent free.) 

i think jenny and eric’s friendship is so special because it is SO normal, and literally nothing else in their lives is normal (im pretty sure i said this in some way/ form earlier) - in the sense of like. family issues. kids at school being mean. their own mental health being challenging. their lives are so complicated and heavy, both of them often end up needing to be more mature / adult than they actually are (lily comments during e’s 18th that eric has always been so “serious”, and i always think of how JENNY went to hudson and brought alison back because rufus & alison couldn’t resolve their marriage without their 14 year old daughter’s intervention, apparently). so yeah i do think they’d do all those bestie things - like, sleepovers, friendship bracelets, buying  matching clothes together, sending each other pictures of things like “should i buy this” - wrong generation, but if they were gen z kids they’d definitely have the biggest snapchat streak ongoing, and not in a performative way - they would genuinely talk to each other THAT much. 

also, for your consideration: imagine jenny and eric baking together!!! i think they’d be really serious about it, and they’d also have so much fun.

[polkadotpatterson]

Wait! Is it too late for Eugenia Garbage? I choose Eugenia!

It's never too late! I'll sit here and answer these all night, I'm not busy.

favorite thing about them: She's the perfect embodiment of our community values: Be Kind, Be Gross (in that order)! It's impossible to not love her, she's so sweet and adorable even though she’s made of literal garbage. Eugenia Garbage came into being because hundreds of people got rid of things and all those things gathered together and became a hivemind and started watching blaseball and learning about humanity and realized they wanted to be more than just garbage. And so she made the conscious effort to become a person and specifically a very cute girl, and so she did! Good for her. Also I love that she's just always been such an all-around great player, consistently one of the best hitters in the league and able to perform really well on the mound too!

least favorite thing about them: when she got taken for the semicentennial game and we weren't sure if we would ever get her back (but we did!)

favorite line: The Charleston Shuffle! She pulled off the heist of the century. Also I just love that throughout the entire history of the Talkers we've been able to yell GARBAGE DAY. garbage day is eternal

brOTP: You've got me very invested in Eugenia and Greer as friends! They're essentially the last two original players we have left (depending on how you see Greer’s alting, but the general interpretation is that she's still around in some way or another) and they've been through so much together… also I think she's pretty close with Dot by now and they helped her out a lot when she decided to step up as captain after Ziwa went to the Magic

OTP: ziwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nOTP: the Lovers wanted to ship her with Meatcute instead of any of their players and we said heck no, Eugenia is beautiful and deserves the world and that's actually how ziwagenia came about. true story.

random headcanon: Greer taught her how to pitch back when she was still learning how to be a person bc “Hobbs you can't just teach her batting and art” and she took to it really well but stayed as a batter bc she could be more use to the team there

unpopular opinion: nothing is coming to mind tbh

song i associate with them: idk

favorite picture of them: Joe and Aves both drew some really cute art of her and Ziwa together that lives rent free in my head. also love the one you did based on my fic where she's just chilling in the garbage can!

[sawyid]

Please give me your Sawyer NSFW headcanons. I am garbage for this man.

UNDERSTANDABLE he's such a special character and he's super hot so like ‼ damn sawyer you find as he'll... i won't you

obvious nsfw below the cut

first things first just to make sure nobody misconstrues what i have to say about sawyer: this man is a bottom. this man is SUCH a bottom. he'll tell you he's a switch because he CAN top if his partner(s) is(/are) more of a bottom than he is. don't let him fool you; he is a brat.

a = aftercare

sawyer can be the most tender guy in the whole world when he's with somebody he loves. If it's just a one night stand he might not put in the most effort to aftercare, but when he's in bed with a significant other ohhhhh my god let me tell you !!! he is so sweet.

if his partner(s) and him just had really rough/intense sex he makes sure to check in with them. he NEVER lets his top(s) experience dom-drop.

he really loves taking a bath with his partner after they fuck

he's super cuddly after sex and loves spooning. it doesn't matter if he's big spoon or little spoon, he just wants that closeness to someone. he's also super touchy and will give his partner massages and stuff while they drift off to sleep together

b = body part

i'm just gonna say it. he has a big dick and he's proud of it. he's very confident! he might not use it most of the time because he's a bottom, but it's still hot as fuck.

his favorite body part of his partner(s) is probably their stomach or their arms. he's a sucker for some toned arms, but he's ALSO a sucker for a soft tummy

c = cum

i'll be real this man is cum obsessed he LOVES being cummed on/in. he loves swallowing, he loves getting facials (from one or many partners), he loves when his parter(s) finish inside of him. he's also totally into spitballing.

d = dirty secret

this catboy can and will put on the fucking maid dress

e = experience

... do i need to answer this? we know he's a hoe and we love him for it. he's VERY experienced and has had many many many partners in his days. he doesn't have a preference of experienced/inexperienced partners because as long as he's having fun it's all good.

f = favorite position

who doesn't love a good doggy style? it's one of the basics and sawyer loves that shit. he looooves when his partner grips his hips real hard and pull him onto their dick/strap.

g = goofy

this man can NOT stand 100% serious sex. he is a firm believer in "if you can't laugh then it's not good sex"!!! like what's the point of being intimate with someone if you can't be genuine with them. he's super charismatic and if something goes "wrong" during sex he does a good job of making sure his partner doesn't feel insecure.

h = hair

i like to believe he trims his actual pubic hair, but leaves a cute happy trail of fuzz down his tummy.

he doesn't have a preference of his partner's hair as long as they're properly taking care of themself— which pretty much applies to all of sawyer's views. as long as his partner is happy and healthy then he's ready to go!

i = intimacy

up until this point i have been talking specifically about people that sawyer has an established relationship/connection with, but i think that now is a good time to bring up his internalized homophobia.

sawyer has no problem being intimate with women for... obvious reasons. he will always treat a girl right and loves to take his time making sure she feels special.

men, however....... that is a different story. he was raised in the south and what is one thing the south is known for? homophobia! woo! (/s) it took sawyer a VERY long time to come to terms with his bisexuality and it was a rocky journey.

in his early teens he realized he was attracted to other guys in his classes/peer circles/etc, but tried to shove it away and ignore it. he dropped out of school in 9th grade and spent more time trying to ignore his attraction to men. in his late teens/early 20s he gave up trying to suppress it and "gave in" to his "homosexual desire" and began having very meaningless sex with random men. he always topped because he thought it was Less Gay if he wasn't bottoming. by the time oceanic 815 crashed on the island, he knew he was bisexual and had even become comfortable with bottoming, but he was still terrified of intimacy. what it boils down to is trust issues.

there's this fic that really just. WOW. it is perfect. it's about sayid and sawyer's exercises with trust and idk. this fic is just really special i hold it so close to my heart. sawyer and sayid have an agreement where they get to do Anything to each other to learn trust & self control, and sawyer lets sayid do SO MANY THINGS TO HIM. but when sayid tries to kiss him, sawyer says their safe word. please read this fic i am begging you

okay NOW!! at his best he LOVES intimacy. no matter the gender of his partner, once he learned to accept himself he also learned how to be intimate and not feel guilty about it. he loves cuddlefucking and holding his partner as close to him as he can possibly get them. he's super clingy, it's kind of adorable.

j = jack off

tbh he has a bunch of partners, he does Not need any alone time LMFAOOOO

and with that i say

🏃🏻‍💨

i have been writing about this for too long i need to go to SLEEP !!!

if you want me to finish the alphabet just reply in the notes/send another ask/shoot me a pm, and i'd be happy to do it! i've just been working on this on and off for a few hours and i'm ready to call it a day. i hope you enjoyed!

[lilyhoshikawa]

🎥🎶💕🏳‍🌈💎 for hunters perhaps? >:3c

Oh golly! Ok fndkfnfn let me do this then. This may be difficult-

🎥: Do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

This is hard bc I have a lot of scenes I like and good scenes keep happening dhdjfn.

There are a lot of stand-outs so far. Among them is definitely like, the confrontation in the car between Blake and Sakio, and the recent social link scene with Blake and Lena on the boat.

Scenes that DON’T involve my own character that I adore include. The scene with Sakio and Camellia at the graveyard. The scene with with Lena and Twitch outside the store. The Sammy’s scene where they read Tango’s letter. Also the scene with Sammy and Masumi bc it was just extremely funny.

🎶: If your hyperfixation has songs / an OST, what is your favorite song from it?

Hm. Well time once again to advertise my Blake playlist, which I’m constantly putting a lot of work and thought into tbh dhjddb, I’ve deleted a fair number of songs from it when I feel they don’t fit, and I’m constantly messing with the order of the songs in relation to Blake’s prospective characters arc, and adding more as I find them fndkfnf I’m always on the lookout.

Also, vane is constantly updating the official playlist with some real bangers, and I appreciate that. Amil’s and Twitch’s themes are real good.

💕: Tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!

Everybody has really really good characters, heck. One thing that strikes me is that even with taking the backseat and having to be on autopilot for several sessions, Camellia still has such a strong and distinct personality, to the point where everyone is on the same page abt them, and I think that’s just really amazing dhdjfjf, that’s how strong an impression they make every time they’re around.

Lena is also so good, she’s like… I think abt her frequently. Sometimes I just start giggling when I think abt Lena, bc she is a national treasure, and I hope she knows I care abt her. She’s great in this way that she’s both very funny/cute and also has a lot of depth and nuance to her arc, and I’m so excited for more.

In the same vein, Sammy. No one character has made me go from giggling to sobbing as fast as this green goat. One moment Sammy is making their cat do a little greeting and I’m rolling on the floor from the cuteness, and then the next second they’re crying and saying they don’t want to be left behind, and then I am also crying. How do they do it. The absolute range.

I also really appreciate Ilse like, particularly in contrast to Blake sometimes, in that Ilse is very smart in a way that’s quiet, self-conscious and careful, while Blake is at times recklessly arrogant, and those two bounce off each other well. Ilse feels mature at times but every time they quietly like, try to be the bigger person, or to not make a problem of themselves, I wanna give them a hug and be like “u deserve to be recognized and acknowledged and u deserve better” dhdjdndjdn. When u have big personalities like Sakio and Lena and Blake in the party there’s something compelling abt Ilse being with them and not asserting themselves as they try to do their best, if that makes sense, and I want them to know I see and appreciate them.

Sakio is also so good and I’ve talked abt this to vane plenty before but holy shit. There’s so much obvious care and love and effort and skill that went into writing a character who is both wrong in many ways, and who many player characters antagonize for good reason, and yet still so incredibly sympathetic, so likable and so compelling. The fact that both Blake and Lena have this relationship with Sakio where they don’t like or trust her, necessarily, but also can’t deal with her not being there, is so fucking good, it creates such powerful conflict in the smallest of ways. Sakio is great bc I love her and I understand her and I appreciate her, but I also wanna yell at her and think she is absolutely horribly wrong about incredibly crucial things and u can FEEL that turmoil in her as well, with her knowing on some level that her actions are going to cause harm, and she’s just waiting and hoping to take the fall, thinking, maybe foolishly, that she can, and that doing so will save everyone else.

I also fucking love so many minor characters we haven’t seen much of so far. I absolutely love Bee and I’ve told vane abt this but she’s just a total icon. Theo is also great, he is the only valid he/him in the entire campaign djdkfj. I love Twitch as well and I’m very excited for some of the interesting stuff in Twitch’s arc that has been hinted at coming to fruition later on, that’s very exciting. I’m also very excited to learn more abt Amil’s whole deal, I appreciate them a lot and I feel bad every time I have to make Blake come pester them fndkfnf. Oh also Prim, how did I forget Prim… what’s going on with her, I have no idea, but she’s a mean lady and my love for mean ladies is well-documented. Also her look is iconic. Also also Puck, the fact that he’s a child and I didn’t know it for several months shocked me to my core but it has made his brand of Shakespearean mischief that much more endearing, and now I seek only to give him snacks and let him sit in his funny garbage throne. I forgot abt Puck earlier so I’ll say he is the second valid he/him in the campaign but frankly I think Puck should take some neopronouns for a spin, he deserves it.

🏳️‍🌈: Do you have any headcanons (LGBT, race, neuro, etc.) that are important to you?

(*throws neurological disorders at Blake*) jdkdnfkf no but jokes aside. I love that this party is like, 5 player characters, 4 of whom use they/them. Just. The raw power of a persona series written by LGBT+ ppl…

I can’t speak on other ppl’s characters too much but as for Blake, they’re a closeted transfem and also too much of a disaster for a coherent sexuality but probably bi. Autistic, and an abuse survivor who experiences paranoid delusions and self-destructive tendencies. Probably more, but specifics are messy, they’re a fucking mess, what’s going on with them, they don’t even know.

Masumi is a binary trans lesbian, also an abuse survivor and manages quite a bit of paranoia of her own, dealing with mood swings and occasional delusions of grandeur, most of it she keeps internally managed which isn’t great for her mental health.

💎: Are there any fun facts or trivia that you would like to share?

Blake’s original characterization was thought up prior to the campaign and was very different from their finished characterization. They lived on a farm with their parents and were pretty quiet and passive before being arrested for a murder they didn’t commit (this part is the same) and their personality was way more quiet, reserved and passive, with the whole celebrity aspect completely absent. They were still going to be the sort of clever leader type character but leaned far more into the background. Their design was also different, with their hair in a low ponytail rather than high and scars on their face from scrapes and accidents working on the farm.

I realized that, even though this character was more of an original idea than Masumi (who I was playing in another campaign at the time and who was characterized somewhat differently as well) I didn’t find myself excited to write them, couldn’t get invested in them in the same way, and as I kept workshopping them I decided to be more self-indulgent and lean more into shamelessly making them an Akechi expy in more ways.

And what resulted from that, ironically, is what I feel is a better character in the end. Blake feels more dynamic, lively and interesting now than the old iteration I first thought up, back when I was intent on making them My Own Creation with their own arc. At this point I’m comfortable saying that Blake, for all their similarities to Akechi, has evolved over the course of the campaign into a more interesting character, into someone I recognize as distinctly different and who stands out. They feel unique to me, and feel like my own character. And I think that only could’ve happened through playing them in a TTRPG like this, in developing them along with others, and having to adapt, and I think that’s the beautiful thing about developing characters with other people. The Blake I’ve ended up with is one I’m really happy with, who I feel is more interesting and dynamic to me than if I had just tried to force something unique just to not feel cringe about making an expy. And maybe I need to learn that lesson before I go through the same thing with Zee fjdkfnf.

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep. 4

4. For the Record, T-Pose to Assert Your Pact

It was just a normal, second day for MC... until...

Asmo: PPFFFFTTTBWAAAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Satan: Asmo, can you not laugh so loudly this early in the morning?

Asmo: B-Buhut... Mammon... got tricked... into entering a pact! And with none other than Enn!

Satan: Pffftt!

Asmo: Boy, you think it’s funny too, don’t even try to hide it!

Beel: Mmm, these cockatrice breasts are so crispy, every bite gives me a wonderful crunch.

MC: Is no one gonna tell him that he’s also eating the plate?

Asmo: Don’t tell him, it’s more entertaining that way. But look at you, not even a day in the Devildom and you already snagged a pact with a moron, I bet you feel like a ruler, don’t you, Enn~?

MC: No, I feel exhausted. The whole time after we made the pact, he kept on texting me, and it was basically, “Just so we’re clear, I did it for my credit card. She’s my one true love, you better not come in between us.”

Satan: Ugh, the way he talks about that thing.

Asmo: I wouldn’t be surprised if he imagines making love to it. Gross...

Levi: Imagine? He absolutely does. Headcanon accepted.

Asmo: What does that even mean, Levi...?

————

Asmo: Anywho, Enn, who would you wanna make a pact with next?

MC: ... You want my honest answer?

Asmo:

Satan:

Levi:

Beel: *munching*

MC: I thought not, I wanna pact with Asmo. *flutters eyes*

Asmo: Haha, I mean who wouldn’t? But I wouldn’t with you because I have no intention in entering one with you.

MC: Oh neither do I, I just wanted to see the look on your face when I chucked the Grenade. I checked RAD’s last yearbook, I wanna pact Astaroth. He can get it.

Asmo: *jaw drops to the floor*

Satan & Levi: *snort and bit their lip*

Beel: *eating* Can someone pass me the Poison Oak Maple syrup? I wanna try adding sweet to this savory.

*interview*

Asmo: Enn thinks they’re so funny. Have they even met Astaroth?! Cause he used to be my ex. He is the absolute worst... I may miss him, but I don’t really... and plus what is Enn doing, having sights for my ex?!

MC: I’ll admit, Astaroth is pretty intimidating, but he’s seems cool. Especially for a mid-rank demon. For the record, I just said Astaroth to get under Asmo’s skin... and based on his reaction, I think I just made a pimple start forming on his forehead.

————

Asmo: PSSH PAH PIH PFFTT W-Whatever! He’s not even that hot anyway.

Satan: You sounds like you still caught feelings.

Asmo: Shut up, you sound just as moronic as that poor excuse for a demon Mammo-! *head gets slammed into his bowl of cereal* ACK! MY FACE! What the hell Mammon?!

Mammon: Shouldn’t have been talking smack, Asmo. Don’t forget, I’m still your older brother.

MC: Good morning Mammon.

Mammon: Go to heaven, Enn.

MC: Would have been funnier if you meant heavenn.

Mammon: Whatever, point is, I got my card back from Lucifer. Mammon one, Lucifer nothing, like it should be. Think he’s so smart to put my card in the freezer, he’s such a dad.

Lucifer: *appears behind him, holding a leather belt loop, and he snaps it loudly*

Mammon: ... AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

———— Later ————

MC: *walking down the stairs with Mammon* You ever think that maybe you should practice what you preach?

Mammon: *sniffling, rubbing his butt* “yOu EvEr ThInK tHaT mAyBe YoU sHoUlD pRaCtIcE wHaT yOu PrEaCh?!” S-Shut up, human... preaching ain’t gonna do nothing.

MC: First of all... wow. And second... Enn... my name is Enn.

Mammon: I don’t care, human! I’ll call you whatever I’ll feel like calling you. You’d better watch your back, because if a lesser demon decides to make you his meal, I won’t be there to save you, cause I couldn’t care less! Now out of my way! *goes to stomp down the stairs, bumping MC out of the way*

MC: ... Mammon stay! *voice pulsates through Mammon, making him stand up straight and not move!*

Mammon: A-Ah! What the- I can’t move... You better hope I don’t get out of this huma-... hummm... hu... NB. No! Huuu-better work, everybody give it up for the supremely talented host with the post, dropping lines since birth, life and debuting in the Devildom, give it up for MC NB! *makes air horn noises*

MC: *smiles* That’s better. Next time, just respect my wishes and call me by my name. Now, Mammon, let’s get to class.

————

*walks into class*

MC: With as many demons dancing in this place, you would think that this is was High School Musical: Another Story.

Demon1: Hey, it’s that human who slapped us.

Demon2: I wouldn’t mess with them, I heard Mammon forged a pact with them... imagine what he could do to us, if the human is ballsy enough to slap us...

???: Well, it seems rumors do spread faster than a glorious opening speech. You really have made quite a celebrity out of yourself.

MC: Sebastian from Black Butler?

Diavolo: Easy Barbatos, no need to be shady, I say these rumors are good, it means eyes will be on them at all times, so no one can really truly make a move.

Lucifer: Especially since Mammon is absolute garbage at looking after them.

MC: And a good morning to you all too, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President, and Mr. Chief Secretary. Nice to see you talking about me like I’m not here.

Diavolo: I wanted to congratulate you on such a big accomplishment, and it’s only been your second day. I knew that I chose the right person for the program.

MC: Well, it’s not like a had a choice in the matter, but thank you, Lord Diavolo. And who is this?

Barbatos: I’m Lord Diavolo’s steward, Barbatos. Apologies for not introducing myself immediately.

MC: It’s okay, it’s nice to meet you.

Lucifer: Barbatos is a very smart and powerful demon of many talents. I just wish I could have him as my brother instead of Mammon.

MC: I mean, people tend to keep their talents deep within them, I’m sure it’s the same for Mammon.

Barbatos: I believe there’s a saying in the human world about that, a true wiseman doesn’t flaunt his talents, he keeps them secret.

Lucifer: That may be so, but he, is to put it lightly, an incompetent fool.

MC: Well... looking at all the idiots that make up my world’s population, Mammon is pretty tame and intelligent...

*interview*

MC: Seriously, I used to work retail, someone asked me for Pampers Pull-Ups while I was stocking the baby aisle... lemme say it again, the person asked for Pampers Pull-Ups. That’s the same energy as someone asking for Burger King’s Big Mac. It doesn’t exist. There are Huggies Pull-Ups, and Pampers Easy-Ups, if you are looking specifically for Pampers Pull-Ups, you don’t deserve the right to teach children right from wrong.

————

Diavolo: I also heard that the most stubborn and headstrong child is the cutest.

Lucifer: Diavolo, he is my younger brother, not my child. I think I would have a lot more gray hairs and as Asmo would say a few more lines in my forehead. Stop it.

???1: So you don’t deny that he’s cute. Though the winner of the most stubborn award would most undoubtedly go to you.

???2: And for the record, that’s not a compliment, it’s an insult.

Lucifer: Simeon, can you please tell your little chiweenie to not yip so loudly this early in the school day?

???2: I am NOT A CHIWEENIE!

Diavolo: Enn, these are the two students from the Celestial Realm, in other words, angels. This is Simeon, and his canine companion Luke.

Luke: Diavolo, do not feed into this! I am an angel, not a canine of any sort!

MC: *going over to Simeon fast* Oh thank the heavens, finally some angelic melanin. *shaking Simeon’s hand* it’s so nice to meet you, I’m already a stan, I mean a fan.

Simeon: *chuckles* It’s to meet you Enn, congratulations on your accomplishment, I hope we make friends of each other yet.

Barbatos: We should get going, the first bell is about to sound.

MC: B-But... I wanna hang out with Simeon some more...

Diavolo: All in good time, Enn. I’m glad you’re doing well here on your second day here. Have a good school day.

Lucifer: Even though it should be the other way around... look after Mammon for me, Enn? I thank you.

Simeon: I’ll see you later, Enn.

————

Luke: *stays behind* ...

MC:

Luke:

MC:

Luke:

MC: Can I help you?

Luke: Don’t ever trust a demon, especially not Lucifer.

MC: ... Where I live and grow up, you learn to not really trust anyone, but thanks for the advice, Lassie.

Luke: ARGH! Not you too! *storms off*

[irkenheretic]

okay i promised id do it and im doing it: Explaining The Plot Of That AU I’m Vague About: The Post

(as i was preparing to write this i actually got my 250th follower, which slapped)

so i’m just gonna start with the simple version, which is this: it’s a rebel AU which primarily centers around the tallest, who are both defective. they give up on trying to make any meaningful changes as figureheads, and instead direct their attention to being involved with the “neo defect revolution,” or NDR. they do manage to make one change as tallest- there is a garbage dump planet turned into a sanctuary for defectives (who in this au are executed once discovered,) and eventually enough of the populace finds out about it that the tallest have to deal with it. they finesse their way into kicking it out of the empire, so now it’s its own planet with its own rules, governments, and most importantly, immigration policies and protections

a lot of stuff happens and it’s gonna be structured using arcs, and each arc has a separate protagonist/deuteragonist/tritagonist lineup (but that doesnt mean the same lineup won’t be used multiple times!) and yes the insane list of OCs are for this au alone: some arcs are very OC-centric, some have OCs as supporting characters, and a couple are all-OC or mostly-OC. 

its going to be very longform and it’ll span from the tallest’s elite training days to twenty years after zim arrives on earth. (the 20 year gap btwn zim arriving on earth and the story proper isnt as tightly plotted as later tho.) the point is to see how a revolution on the scale of the NDR works, who was fucked over by defact laws, who was fucked over by other laws, etc. theres a lot of lore and a lot of headcanons i made for this AU and even a conlang. i am a being of hubris. itll be a series of fics, some multichapter and some oneshots. 

the series as a whole is gonna be called Invader Zim: Annexed or just Annexed for short. its a pun on an irken word that sounds similar but means the exact opposite. i am not explaining more bc itll be explained in the fic itself. but thats why the tag for it is #anx lmao

i didnt mean for this to be as long as it got but under the cut im gonna breakdown some of the early arcs:

so it all starts with a fanfic called Love Is The H-Word (no the “h-word” isn’t “hell.) it centers around red and purple as elites-in-training, who do a little whoopsie and have an egg. purple doesnt wanna smuggle it into a smeetery, bc then he’ll never see it again, so they go to the defect sanctuary (still a part of the empire at this point.) purple knows he’s defective while red has a hard time accepting that he is as well, due to events from his past. but being around all these other defects are starting to wear down his denial, and the fic is all about that. it also sets up some plot stuff, like how defects adopted a self-identifier in the word “heretic,” hence the sanctuary being named, “heretirk.” (hey look my url!) (no, the “h-word” is not heretic, either.) 

i dont wanna say what happens in that fic bc spoilers, but stuff Happens. its also when we meet some ocs that end up being important, and the existence of others are foreshadowed. this is also where we meet the tallests’ future advisor, rarl kove, for the first time, as a local who decides to keep them company. purple bonds with kove due to their shared interest in politics, while red reluctantly bonds with titch, a young irken (a smeet in heretirken standards, an adult in imperial standards- did i mention he and red are roughly the same age? lol) who is interested in military stuff and thrill-seeking and general destruction. titch is pissed because he claims his father is stealthing on devastis as a military commander, but won’t let titch sneak in as a soldier, as titch is deaf. 

(fun facts: in the au, “titch” is regional slang for “a little bit.” ironically, titch the character is above-average in height.)

due to titch’s deafness, he developed “gesturespeak,” irken sign language, so he can communicate. this existing becomes important later

a oneshot called invade the system is right after h-word in publishing order. it details zim’s exploits in leaving foodcourtia, where he was assigned and infiltrating the invading academy he eventually graduates from (in this au, zim is too short to be an invader, which sucks because the hight minimums for the military are really short to begin with lmao)

the fic chronoligically after H-Word focuses on red and purple being back in their platoon on devastis, specifically red navigating his training and his relationships with two defective platoonmates, pon and zi (who are in h-word a little,) after the realization that he too is defective. it also focuses on how the irken military works, and how they train their soldiers. 

the first arc overall focuses on red and purple going thru training and such, and ends after they graduate and are on the field, working to get commander rank. (they planned to gain commander rank then leave and go back to heretirk to train an army there, as heretirk has.... no army.) in the middle of this, they’re pulled out and told they are to become the next tallest. they debate over staying and taking the job or just running to heretirk, and they ultimately decide to stay.

the next arc i call the “bridge,” tbh. its less tightly plotted than the other arcs; fics are spread apart from each other chronologically and all that. it spans the time after the tallest being appointed to a little after zim arrives on earth. it also has a couple of anthologies focusing on imperial defects- each chapter is a new character. these guys are all important and the easiest way for me to introduce their backstories without cluttering everything up is anthology style, lmao. other things that happen are a look into how the tallest work, eventually culminating with the resolution of the tallest having to Deal With Heretirk, tenn’s rescue from meekrob, and zim on earth obtaining a half-irken smeet named pip due to stealing an Unethical Science Experiment from dib (which is pip.) the bridge is basically just. “heres some stuff that happens between point A and point B so when we get to point B you’re not confused as all hell.” 

the next arc focuses on zim. in the first fic, pip is sick and zim is trying to get into his neighbor’s pants, to cope. this basically sets up that zim in this au has no idea how to find personal fulfillment in living- he’s only OK if he focuses on pleasing someone else, be it taking care of pip or doting on the neighbor, some rando human named piqu (pronounced, “peek.”) this is mainly a cute romance story with the underlying veneer of “a child is slowly and painfully dying” in the background. fun! 

without spoiling the circumstances, zim and pip end up on heretirk, which at this point is its own independent planet. pip is in the hospital for most of it so zim has to do his own thing. computer fans rejoice bc hes basically zims dad at this point, who tells him to go outside and get some fresh air and talk to the locals instead of schmooping or screaming in anxiety. im sneakily introducing more characters like ini, the “next-gen zim;” a short bio-engineer (she works on PAKs) who was constantly passed over by everyone because they dont trust someone that short or they dont trust someone that spazzy, even though shes actually brilliant. also her brother mo, who’s a pilot that NOBODY will teach military-class ships to (at this point, HTK has a population of ex-military that had their old ships, but still no formal army) because he doesnt talk and they think hes “slow” as a result. for the curious, he is physically able to talk most times, he just doesnt like it. zim ends up teaching him how to fly military-class which ends up being important laterrr

(haha ini and mo. wheres meenie and minie? ILL GET TO THEM)

no really, theyre quadruplets. named ini, myni, minie, and mo. these are real characters. 

minie isnt introduced till later. shes too cool to be the side character in someone elses arc. she is feel uncomfortable when we are not about her.

myni is busy palling around with pip and pip’s friend “elly” (real name elevenn, with two N’s.) elly is a half-meekrob War Crime Baby and tenn’s smeet. he has vision problems (he can “see” energy signatures of things, as opposed to conventional sight. everything is monochrome and he has to really focus to see like, words on a paper. also fuck tablets) but the trade-up is telekinetic powers (that he cant use too much or his brain will melt. fun!) this isnt relevant until the arc AFTER zim’s, where they end up poking around a historical site due to myni’s interest in that kind of thing, and they find logs of an old revolution (that was actually pretty successful in their goal, before they were caught and executed,) that lead them to a man named lefy. he helps with revolutions and helped these guys, and the trio go to seek him out; myni because he wants to impress his parents with helping them, pip because after they’ve recovered enough to walk around and do stuff, feel like they need to justify the choice to save their life and make their dad proud and all that, elly because he doesnt want pip to get hurt and die. And thats where the stuff REALLY starts happening and i cant tell u more sorry

this seemed kind of disjointed but thats bc i cant really be too detailed otherwise id like.... spoil it lmfao. but thats the summary of the first few arcs.

[smolgreenboi]

CHARACTER SHEET

repost. do not reblog.

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

FULL NAME.                            garfield mark logan NICKNAME / ALIAS.               b, bb, gar, grass stain, salad head (vic only), LGM, etc GENDER.                                 cis male (though able to alter sex by/when shifting) HEIGHT.                                   5′ to 5′5 (age dependent) AGE.                                        13-18 (verse dependent) ZODIAC.                                   pisces (with feral aries energy) LANGUAGES.                          english, can understand spoken swahili & hausa (cannot read or                                                   write it) as well as use basic terminology from both, reads and                                                   understands animal body language & other vocalization or forms                                                   of communication & is capable of mimicking it

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

HAIR COLOR.                 dark forest green (previously dark, earthy brown) EYE COLOR.                   mossy green (previously wet earth with amber specks) SKIN TONE.                     vibrant grass green (previously olive or gold) BODY TYPE.                    lean muscle and nimble. gymnast build. stronger than he looks.  ACCENT.                          neutral american (can sometimes adopt swahili accent when                                           pronouncing specific words his foster mothers taught him while living                                           with them in africa). VOICE.                              a bit high-pitched, frequently squeaking or cracking during early teen                                            years. speaks quickly and with increasing volume when excited or                                            highly energetic. tendency to draw out words or use ‘uh’s and ‘um’s                                            when trying to organize his thoughts at the same time. stammers                                            and/or stutters and gets tongue tied while experiencing extreme                                           emotion (positive OR negative). voice can become distorted before                                           and after a shift depending on current emotional state and the form                                           chosen, but only for a few seconds. DOMINANT HAND.           ambidextrous & swaps ‘default’ hand depending on what’s convenient POSTURE.                         situational & company dependent. gar’s day-to-day posture is                                           attentive, but relaxed. not always ‘good’ but always evident he’s very                                           aware of his surroundings and is prepared to move quickly if needed.                                           when in company of ‘superiors’ or those he respects, admires, or                                           wants to impress, he stands very straight (almost stiff) and keeps his                                           eyes low. SCARS.                             bite scar on upper right bicep. multiple needle-induced scars around                                           bite scar as well as around his left shoulder.  TATTOOS.                        none (will get one on his left arm the year he turns 20 to cover a scar) BIRTHMARKS.                small ‘blob’ on his inner knee, though difficult to notice due to skin                                           pigmentation. MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S).    he’s green, my dude. and beyond that he prefers to keep                                                               pointed ears, a slightly widened nose, and sharper                                                               canines/fangs even in his human form. at night, he’ll                                                               include tapetum lucidum in his eyes, which lets him see                                                               better in the dark and causes his eyes to ‘glow’ when                                                               reflecting light.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !

PLACE OF BIRTH.                     unknown city, new york HOMETOWN.                             ???? (midway, michigan) BIRTH WEIGHT.                         ??? BIRTH HEIGHT.                          ??? MANNER OF BIRTH.                 ???  FIRST WORDS.                         mooma (’mama’) SIBLINGS.                                  none, biologically. considers kori his big sister. PARENTS.                                  mark & marie logan PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT.     both of gar’s parents were present and involved when he was                                                   very young. after he contracted sakutia and they were able to                                                   mutate the virus, allowing gar to co-exist with it, they grew much                                                   more distant. gar was often isolated to certain rooms of their                                                   research center, partially for his own protection and partially                                                   because his parents didn’t know what to do with him once he                                                   started exhibiting the abilities sakutia had granted him. a scientist                                                   working with the logans, dr. samuel register, would often try                                                   pressuring them into exploring the possibilities that came with                                                   their son and, while at first resistant, mark began to bend. marie                                                   remained protective, determined to find a way to give gar some                                                   semblance of normalcy. gar remembers his parents with a blend                                                   of emotions he can’t quite explain or give names to, the only                                                   exception being guilt that he wasn’t able to save them.

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !

OCCUPATION.                        superhero/vigilante. will eventually become a wildlife educator &                                                 conservationist, working with various organizations and                                                 rehabilitation.  CURRENT RESIDENCE.         jump city, california CLOSE FRIENDS.                   victor, kori, raven, dick RELATIONSHIP STATUS.        single. FINANCIAL STATUS.               his inheritance has him more than covered (but this is a secret). DRIVER’S LICENSE.               he don’t got one lmfao, he got legs and wings bay-beeee CRIMINAL RECORD.              theft, breaking/entering, destruction of property (pre-hero work). VICES.                                    various forms of escapism. desperate need of company, often                                                 regardless of how dangerous or toxic it may be (will make excuses                                                 for the other party or claim it’s not that bad ; refuses to be alone).                                                 general refusal to seek or accept medical help for any injury.

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.                        demisexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION.                   bi / pan-romantic PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE.       submissive | dominant | SWITCH. PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE.              submissive  |  dominant | SWITCH. LIBIDO.                                                 low (on a 1-10 scale, probably a 3). TURN ONS.                                          returning his bad jokes with an even worse (or better)                                                               one. a contagious laugh. warm hands. the way someone                                                     ��         lights up when they’re excited over something they care                                                               about. pun-game on point. intelligence. sleeves rolled up                                                               to the forearms. genuine acceptance. kindness toward                                                               animals. upbeat attitude.

TURN OFFS.                                         lack of empathy. ignoring him. belittlement.  LOVE LANGUAGE.                              sending memes. quality time, taking turns choosing                                                               activities. various forms of physical contact, be it hand-                                                               holding, leaning into you, propping his legs over yours,                                                               etc. special nicknames for you and only you (gets irritable                                                               if other people try to use them). allowing himself to show                                                               signs of sadness or depression around you.  RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES.          initially friendly and welcoming, though this can 180                                                               immediately depending on how it’s received or how he                                                               observes you treating others. highly protective of friends                                                               and those considered family, to the fault of being blindly                                                               willing to “throw himself away” if that’s what it takes. puts                                                               friends/family first, always. doesn’t give a shit what                                                               genetics say, you choose your family (trigon’s a dad?                                                               news to me). crushes fast and hard, but it takes a bit                                                               longer for romance or sexual feelings to actually root                                                               themselves.

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !

CHARACTER’S THEME SONG.           pride . waving through a window . what’s up, danger? HOBBIES TO PASS TIME.                    video games, dancing / choreography, free-running &                                                               parkour, climbing anything he can, exploring/being                                                               outside, swimming, sun-bathing, flying. MENTAL ILLNESSES.                          complex PTSD. depression. situational anxiety. PHYSICAL ILLNESSES.                       infected with a mutated strain of the sakutia virus. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED.                 right-brained. PHOBIAS.                                              being alone. hospitals/medical staff/scientists. needles. SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL.              low to medium, depending on his company (ie:                                                               confidence is higher when around his own team & friends,                                                               but significantly lower when in steve/mento’s presence or                                                               around someone he might be crushing on or trying to                                                               impress) . VULNERABILITIES.                             mentions of his biological parents. bringing up                                                               past “screw-ups” or mistakes. tara (especially how he                                                               spoke to her the night of her betrayal, though this is                                                               information he hasn’t shared with anyone). his fear of                                                               himself and his own “potential”. (post-series) accidentally                                                               killing madame rouge. his refusal to wind up alone.

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how about 'C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.' ?

Hoo boy. I'm probably going to have to put this under a read more since I’m sure I’ll get some hate for this one, and also because this ended up being long af.

Also, I added backslashes to specific terms to keep Tumblr’s search engine free of my salt. I tend to avoid airing my grievances with things I dislike on here since I try to keep my Tumblr positive, so I’m not normally this salty or ranty.

I’m not someone who has a lot of NoTPs these days. I used to have a bunch, but as I’ve grown older, my problems with most of them went away. A lot of my former most hated ships are ones I’m now either neutral towards or ones that I’ve learned to enjoy (hell, some of them ended up being among my current faves).

That said, there are two FE/3H ships that I ended up really disliking as I played through all four routes (+ CS). I shipped one of them before the salt set in, but I was neutral towards the other one until I played my last route. As such, I’m going to be dumping on Edel/eth here (sorry).

I have four problems with this ship, though two of them aren’t exclusive to Edel/eth in particular. 

First is that the specific kind of power distance (student/teacher ships) is one that I have trouble reconciling. I worked very closely with one of my former teachers for nearly two years, and I never became comfortable calling her by her first name. It’s definitely a “me” problem, but the student characters calling By/leth by their title rather than their name seems to imply that the power distance still exists to some degree (which is probably because you can pick By/leth’s name, but it still makes it weird for me). Like I said, this isn’t unique to Edel/eth, so I can’t really hold it against the ship that much.

The second reason is that I don’t really care that much for By/leth. I won’t go into too much detail as to why here, but I’ll just say that I can’t care about a relationship if I don’t care about one of the parties involved. Like I said, this isn’t unique to Edel/eth and is how I feel about pretty much every By/leth ship (they’re not bad, they’re just not my thing). 

Unlike my discomfort with the power-distance and me not liking By/leth that much, my final two reasons are the ones that moved the ship from “eh, it’s not my thing, but not awful” to “holy shit, I just can’t anymore.”

The first reason of the two is that, unlike with Dimi/tri and Cl/aude, I don’t feel like Edel/gard’s relationship with By/leth helps her develop into a better character. Unlike in AM, where By/leth defies Dimi/tri’s wishes by killing Rand/olph, they never call Edel/gard out on any of her questionable decisions to her face. Unlike Hu/bert, they don’t have an established history with Edel/gard to explain why they won’t call her out, instead, they’re just some schmuck who happened to become her teacher. By/leth isn’t a fan of Edel/gard working with Jer/alt’s murderers, but they only bring up their grievances with Hu/bert. Then there’s the Arian/rhod lie, which would have been an amazing catalyst to help develop Edel/gard further, but she’s never called out by anyone, and By/leth just stands there and lets her do her thing.

The final reason I dislike the ship is that I feel like it reduces Edel/gard into a waifu. The rat scene is what I feel is the most egregious example of this, as it downplays Edel/gard’s trauma to make her cuter to the player. For example, she seems far more distressed about sensei spotting her doodle than she does of being reminded of her captivity and her siblings dying. As someone who has gone through my fair share of trauma, I find this decision to be pretty gross. If I was reliving a traumatic memory, the last thing I would want would be for someone to say that my distress was “cute,” and I think Edel/gard’s situation should have been handled with much more respect than she was given.

What really sucks is that Edel/eth had the potential to be an amazing ship. They have are a lot of great moments, like By/leth rescuing Edel/gard in the prologue, which could have easily made their relationship compelling. In fact, I subconsciously ended up using a lot of their best moments when coming up with Seir/helm headcanons, so I can definitely get behind the concept of their relationship.

Unfortunately, the way their relationship was executed just left a bad taste in my mouth. Given my first two grievances, I doubt I would have shipped it; but if the last two grievances weren’t a thing, then I’d probably still be neutral about it. Hell, I could probably end up feeling neutral about this one in the future, but who knows?

If you, or anyone else, likes this ship. Cool! I’m happy that it sparks joy for you, and that you can appreciate something I can’t. I also hope that if you ship it, you don’t take this as a personal attack. Everyone’s experience playing this game is going to be different, and my opinions here are the result of my own.

Also, I probably have some ships that you think are garbage (I can think of two, in particular, that people might have a problem with), so I would take the complaints I made here with a grain of salt. This could easily be one of my shit takes, but ymmv.

TL;DR: I don’t like Edel/eth because of the unequal power-dynamics, me not liking By/leth as a character, By/leth not helping Edel/gard develop the way they did with the other two lords, and for reducing Edel/gard to little more than a waifu. If you like it despite my grievances, that’s great, it’s just not my thing.

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HC: Xemnas and the other Xehanorts love playing Animal Crossing.

Just because ACNH has been such a fuckin BEACON OF JOY in my life since it came out (even though I have no means of playing lol) i’m adding some general animal crossing Nort headcanons 

Master Xenahort :

He’d be a snooty goat, pretty obvious. All of his letters sound vaguely threatening and pretty creepy, but he also sends super rare furniture so it’s not like you can complain that much.  Whenever he’s in your town, all of your flowers are bound to turn black for some weird fucking reason. - no one knows if this is a feature or a glitch You have more chances of getting him to show up if you have a heart shaped pond for him to lurk around.

As for Xenahort playing Animal Crossing, weLL. Good luck getting this old boomer figure out how the controls and everything else works. He seems to like Isabelle a lot because “she’s efficient and a cute dog” but he ALSO likes Apollo and his litte “PAH !” catchphrase.  Xenahort could have a pretty gothic and aesthetic world if it weren’t for the fact that he struggles with technology. Also also the guy who’d listen to all teh fun facts Blathers has.

Ansem (Heartless) :

A jock/cranky boar maybe. The kind of villager you wouldn’t really give much thought about, he looks a little funky and emo but eh, it’s not a big deal - until you get into his house and see that it’s pretty much chaos. There’s furniture you’ve never seen and are those fucking GLOWING EYES in the background ? You don’t think you wanna know. Exclusively comes out at night when there’s literally no other villager awake and he’s never present during holidays or events.

Ansem wouldn’t even play Animal Crossing, ngl. He has 0 interest in the game and would most likely drop it after 10 minutes. Also why can he only call like ONE person in the attic ? Fucking whack, that’s not how phones work. Spends the entire time complaining about little things he doesn’t understand. Like come on, man they’re just funky talking animals, let them live.

Xemnas : 

A lazy wolf. More quiet and lethargic than actually lazy. The guy is pretty quiet the first days UNTIL you start befriending them, then you’ll discover that he’s actually a fucking chatterbox. You can find Xemnas on the beach at sunset just vibing most of the time or at the museum. After having him around for a while, you notice that he’s the only fucking villager in your town that hasn’t celebrated nor told you when his birthday is. His house is pretty minimalist and monochrome.

Xemnas doesn’t exactly “play” the game - he mostly just roams around, doing absolutely nothing or just talking with people while going “Hmmm” Ohhh” “I see. . .” and other noises to himself. Couldn’t figure out how to give Isabelle a seashell on the first days so he just dropped that shit on the town hall pavement and it’s been there since then. Xemnas also never learns the real names of the villagers in his town, he just names them after people he knows and calls it a day.

Vanitas :

Definitely a jock cat, but like, the mean kind. He’s just too childish and energetic to be a cranky villager lol - his catchphrase is probably some shit like “idiot”. Not even a nickname, he just adds that at the end of sentences. Vanitas (or Catnitas :punch: :pensive) runs through the flowers but ONLY when you’re watching, orders the weirdest and most complex coffee just to see if you can make it - and then when you show him that you can, he’s impressed but also angry cause now he has to drink that shit. If you get Vanitas on your town, there’s a high chance that Ventus also moves in right next to him and viceversa.

Vanitas claims that he doesn’t give a shit about Animal Crossing, but his town is impeccable and he WILL kill for the villagers he loves - even if he’d also just try to straight up kill the ones he hates lol. The type of guy who carries around an axe 24/7 for no reason other than aesthetics and to make a Statement (tm). His house is pretty ugly though and he gets mad because he just doesn’t know how to properly decorate it to get a good grade.

Young Xenahort :

Smug goat. Smug goat. SMUG GOAT. The 100% definition of smug bastard - old Xenahort at least had the decency to SEND you rare furniture, but this guy just DISPLAYS it all on his house and MAKES SURE you know how pitiful it is that you can’t have the same things as he does. His house is chess themed and he has a picture of Eraqus somewhere. All of his letters sound condescending and he tries to use really long words to sound cooler, but we all know the truth. 

Young Xenahort shares a switch with Young Eraqus so naturally they  share islands in ACNH. Eraqus didn’t really mind but Xenahort REALLY wanted to divide the island in half so that they could have their own territory. IRONICALLY, he spends most of the time on Eraqus’ side tidying shit up - because he just can’t help getting mad whenever he sees how messy everything is, with all the fucking fish just laying around because Blathers isn’t there yet. Young Xenahort also insists on only having white roses and is very hellbent on keeping a strict aesthetic.

Terranort : 

The snooty lion she tells you not to worry about. Also a bit smug, but not as bad as the actual Xenahort - he’s actually pretty tolerable, when he’s not giving you the cold shoulder. The villager that takes you 207456 years to actually befriend and who only likes super specific and rare items as gifts. It’s really funny to bully him around because he only gets angry and just stomps around all day after that.

Another sad lad who wouldn’t play AC BUT if he DID he’d have some intense lore and one man larping sessions with the villagers. Like, those people who get WAY too into it. And sadly that’s all I got on him because I wasted all of my juice on writing for the other guys who are all technically the same guy. 

Dark Riku : 

Stereotypical jock wolf - head empty no thoughts, only muscles, sports and a deep seated inferiority complex. If you send him fruit, he’ll send you garbage in return. The only villager who wil SMACK you back with a net if you hit him, but his letters are oddly ??? Pretty nice and normal too ??? Unlike all of his regular dialogue about beating you up at every single game and sport possible in this entire world. Like, calm down, bro. Calm down and have a caprisun. Brags a lot about his “friend Kairi” from another town, which is sad cause she doesn’t. Actually know him. At all.

 Like Vanitas, e-boy Riku says he “doesn’t give a shit about some animal AI from a kids game” but he actually does. Sable is BEST girl in his eyes and getting her to open up and share her story with him was a magical moment. The game is super soothing and it calms him down, he’d even listen to those Lo-Fi AC 24/7 streams on youtube whenever he needs to c h i l l.

Xigbar : 

Peppy panther, I don’t even have to tell y’all what his catchphrase is. Constantly breaks the fourth wall with little jokes, known to “teleport” - he kinda ends up showing up on every single store and building you enter, as if nothing happened. Sends you VERY specific letters describing shit he shouldn’t knowor stupid jokes and puns. LOVES to gossip about other villagers and gives you that Extra Lore and trivia about them - but whenever you ask others about him, they just Dont Know Anything About Xigbar. Are you SURE he’s in your town, mayor ? 

Xigbar would mostly play Pocket Camp because it’s easier than carrying around a fuckin ds or a switch. It’s also less work and it’s a nice distraction from all the drama going around in the real organization. To play ACNH or ACNL he probably leeches off someone else’s console and he’d exclusively visit others’ towns just to fuck with them or annoy them to death by surrounding their houses with pitfalls.

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Upcoming Works

!For the month of JULY!

A/N: Shawties, I am not promising that I will  finish all of these requests by the end of the month. I am simply showing you how fucking garbage my work ethic is! And theres no way I can pull through all these in that time. Requests are simply requests, if I don't want to write them I am not going to force myself too! Also, some of these are some self indulgent works I have been personally wanting to write. And YES I have 7 current works <3 I don't know why I did that to myself but I did. I only did up to 30 of my requests 4 this

1) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / YAMATO

Request: NSFW! for a friend! Also for myself bc I’m self indulgent.. Yamato + reader + empty hokage office, do the math luvs <3

2) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: hii can you write some detailed nsfw headcanons for kakashi or just write a smut fic i love your writings so i wanted to ask if u could do it or not!

3) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / SHIKA, SASUKE, TOBIRAMA 

Request: Can I request some filthy nsfw hc’s for Tobirama , Shikamaru and Sasuke makeup sex w s/o after a pretty heated argument? Ofc if you feel comfortable writing for them! Thank u, ily 🥺

4) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / YAMATO

Request: Hiya! You’ve got me lovin’ that Yamato so could I ask for Yamato with a S/O who is the epitome of an angry lil midget (like 5’3 and under)? S/O’s also got that life-of-the party personality which totally clashes with Yamato’s gentle and sweet, would be interesting to see how that goes!

5) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / TSUNADE 

Request: I hope it’s ok I’m requesting Tsunade. Hcs of her having a daughter figure in one of her students. Like a few years younger than Shizune but she is qualified as a kunoichi and exceptional in what she is doing. I would really wanna know how she would act with her etc.

6) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / NEJI, KIBA, SHIKA

Request: heyyy!!! can i get a neji, kiba, shikamaru headcanon where they’re jealous over their s/o??? — anon 🧊

7) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / RAIDOU 

Request: I loved your headcanon about Genma Ibiki and Omoi! Would you mind doing the same with Raidou? Finding some content abt him is so rare 😩

8) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI 

Request: hiii! please can you do nsfw hc for neji?❤️

9) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, RAIKAGE, DARUI 

Request: Can you do oblivious reader headcanons for Neji and Raikage Darui please?!

10) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHINO 

Request: Hey, so after reading my matchup again, I got an idea for a head-canon. I'm not sure if this has already been asked, but headcanons with Shino that has a S/O who has a fear of bugs, but doesn't want that to ruin their relationship with Shino and tries to work on it ( side note: gotta love that auto correct changes Shino to Rhino).

11) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI

Request: Teehee, could you do a headcanon in how Kakashi would react if he was out at a bar with his friend he’s crushing on and he let something close to “I love you” slip out in front of her (bonus points if she ends up feeling the same?) Omg it would mean the world ❤️

12) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI 

Request: Can we have more Kakashi love Super PLEASE? how about a s/o who is motherly towards team 7 - especially Naruto, & loves taking care of Kakashi. 👀

13) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TEAM 7  

Request: Can I request some Boruto team 7 headcanons? How they confess to their fem crush? Or other way how they would react to a love confession from their crush *^*

14)  PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHISUI

Request: 🌻Hi! Some shisui headcanons with S/O coming from different culture? I know that their villages have same/very similar cultures so how would he react to S/O from like another😅 im sorry english is not my native language

15) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SASUKE, KIBA 

Request: jealous sasuke or kiba 👉🏾👈🏾?? maybe please 

16) PENDING / IMAGINE / KIBA 

Request: Hello! I love your blog. You're amazing. Can I request some Kiba fluff where he proposes to his S/O with Akamaru's help? I think that would be super cute. Thank you!

17) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KIBA, SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi lovely! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba and Shikamaru's reactions to finding out their S/O is pregnant with twins? Thanks a lot :)

18) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHIKAMARU 

Request: Wait, can I request Shikamaru meeting his s/o’s ex too please? Wlfklskajdkskamdnemks

19) PENDING / HEADCANONS / MADARA 

Request: Hi! I love your writing! Could I ask hcs of Madara with a s/o, please? Like under what circumstances would he get one? What'd attract him and make him go for it? And how would he behave around his s/o?

20) PENDING / IMAGINE / SHISUI 

Request: Lizzie 😭❤ may I request headcanons for Shisui where the fem reader is a new ANBU member and is really strong but is underestimated by her male team mates (except Shisui) so he hears her crying in the evening in her room and comforts her by making her compliments and they start kissing and making out? 😊

21) PENDING / HEADCANONS / (N/A)

Request: ummm i just read ur last ask andddd are there any other characters you’d wanna write for that situation? 👀 (S/O walking in on character masturbating) 

22) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, HIDAN, KISSAME, KAKASHI 

Request: hi can i request some smutty smutty hcs about fem s/o waking neji, hidan, and kisame up in the middle of the night w a bj? 👀 throw in a bonus kakashi if u feeling extra generous 🙏🏼✨

23) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TENTEN (THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HER BTW <3) 

Request: it says ur requests are open, if not i’m sorry for bothering you :( but can we have tenten relationship headcanons, u could do nsfw only if u want to!

24) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI, YAMATO, IRUKA

Request: Same anon from a similar ask, what if it was flipped, how would kakashi, yamato, and iruka react if they walked in on their s/o masturbating? 👉👈

25) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TOBIRAMA 

Request: I love your worksss 🥺💕💕 so I’m new in the tobirama club so can i request sfw and nsfw headcanons of him?? 🥰✌🏻

26) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KISAME, HIDAN, DEIDARA, ITACHI 

Request: May I request a hc for Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, and/or Itachi (separately) with an s/o who's a total mom-friend in general, but becomes a merciless killer in battle. Just 0-100 real quick-

27) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Hello! ❤️ I was wondering if You could write a small scenario or headcanon (which ever is easiest on you) of how Kakashi would react if Jiraiya and Gai brought him to a strip club for the first time? (It’s something that’s been in my mind for a hot minute)

28) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI OR SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi could you maybe possibly do a headcannon for Kakashi or Shikamaru with them and their s/o being cuddly/just laying in bed together? 👉👈 ty ilysm

29) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / GAI OR ROCK LEE

Request: Pls- just something Might Guy/Rock Lee related... they practically carried the show and for that, they need more love 

30) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / SASORI 

Request: Love your writing, would love if you wrote something for Sasori one day

31) PENDING / HEADCANONS / GAI OR LEE

Request: Gai/Lee anon here! SFW and NSFW pls :3

32) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Scenario where reader is having a wet dream while cuddling with Kakashi and starts mumbling lewd things in their sleep and Kakashi wakes them up and it leads to sexy times 👉👈 ik that's hyper specific srry 💜

33) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / KAKASHI 

Request: what would kakashi do if his s/o teased him so bad 👀