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[ribbuster]

intro post that i waited a billion years to do…

hi i’m maggie/mags/max whatever idgaf

likes: zero day (2003), elephant (2003), the dirties (2013), music, drawing, we need to talk about kevin (2011), the perks of being a wallflower (2012), daria, eltingville club, etc.

music: i REALLY love black metal, KMFDM, alex g, bloodhound gang, best coast, tyler the creator, type o negative, whirr, etc.

as for my “blog rules” or whatever, i dont really care who interacts with me. i also dont mind if you’re tcc, i personally am not tho. i have basic dni criteria of racists, homophobes, transphobes, etc. but other than that, i really dont care who you are

i do post my art, but most of my page is reblogs tbh. that or talking about my boyfriend. also, don’t hesitate to talk to me in dms!!! i love talking to new people i really don’t mind!! also i will gladly take requests for drawings as long as its not nsfw and its something i know about!!!

this is the most boring intro post i’ve ever seen ok bye

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[hallowvamp]

[yourfaveisintersex]

my 4 week old kitten Breezy from Real Life was confirmed intersex today by the vet and she has ambiguous genitalia! she's also kind of bald and tiny

Breezy from Real Life is intersex, and she has ambiguous genitalia! ... she's also kind of bald and tiny for whatever reason. Hope she recovers from being Bald and Tiny soon!

[hypewinter]

Hear me out! Danny finds his human form slowly getting more eldrich as he gets older (and more powerful) and ends up going to Gotham where people are way less likely to ask questions!

Sadly when the people of Gotham see Danny, oops my shadow has eyes now, Fenton they just assume he's gonna be a new Rouge!

Que the bat fam watching Danny waiting for him to make his move, over-analyzing everything he does. Mans can't even buy a new laptop without Bruce breathing down his neck about it

This would be an issue if Danny wasn't such a little troll, and he starts buying more obviously ominous things only to openly use them in improperly boring and normal ways. Like buys a death lazer and can be seen using it to make toast, buys a cursed box full of death themed artifacts and uses it as a coffee table, that kinda stuff.

Every time the bat's assume 'this is it!' And gets ready to take him down, only to see Danny setting up a new 'coat rack' made of kriptonite

Even better when they see him tinkering on some kind of doomsday device, the kind that looks super evil and dangerous and even has a red count down timer on the front and- it's a fucking air frier again! He already has three! Why does he keep making air friers?! Obviously this must be some kind of scheme

I raise you: Danny starts selling his things out to random citizens (they've all been intensely screened). The bats panic thinking this is an attempt to cripple Gotham in one fell swoop. Nope. Ms. Randall just really needed a new air purifier and Danny had a toxin dispenser that was just collecting dust.

I imagine though that he might start to notice that the bats are focusing on him a little too much which is a problem considering there are things going down in Gotham that actually need their attention. But at the same time, our resident ghost boy isn't ready to stop being a menace just yet. So what does he do? Kill too birds with one stone.

Whenever Danny catches wind of a new plot going down, he does something to draw the bats's attention to it. Two Face planning a robbery? Suddenly Danny is showing up to the bank everyday to work on the vault (he offered to reinforce it for free). The bats get so suspicious they focus hard on the bank and discover Two Face's plot before he can do anything.

The bats pat themselves on the back while Danny giggles in the background. Wonder how long it will take for them to figure out what's going on.

[vermeillll]

I'd like to see your version of Mer DCA!

Sure!

I have never drawn them like this so idk

those "ribbons" and "ruffles" are made of seaweed (or smth like this)

[patchworkpoison]

my bitch wife

[sinsydia]

Bonus image 🖤

The end :3

Pt 1 / Pt2 / Pt 3

[naarisz]

Ilzt would've been the most evil wizard in faerun, had it not been for a white boy wizard with his autistic swag (and being abducted of course--)

Yeah, his utter love for his craft and his golden retriever personality have lead her to do things most unimaginable. (Being genuinely honest to someone and loving them.)

The battle between her heart and being an evil edgelord was tough, so she needed to really concentrate on her plans

...but she failed remarkably and the Wizard of Waterdeep won. <3

[bittsandpieces]

Regarding your "sibling finds your porn" concept, what do you think would be the hottest feature or mannerism that triggers their realization of who exactly they've been cumming to? -🐦

I know I'm answering this suuuuper late but for me personally? My first thought was this specific mole I have on my lower stomach. Something that's only visible if you've seen me mostly or fully naked - something that you wouldn't remember unless you were already a little fixated, maybe. Something about the idea of a sibling knowing exactly where it is on me in real life and refusing to examine why they remember it so clearly, and then seeing it in my porn online and thinking "wait that's the same mole- oh my god" and realizing exactly how deep the rabbit hole goes

[daily-dose-of-bucket]

Kanna and reko :)

Day 212: happy (as per tradition) belated birthday Reko! and happy almost birthday to this ask

[ddejavvu]

pairing: Spencer Reid x reader

request: The BAU going to interview a witness in the hospital, only whenever Spencer is in the room, or speaks to reader in his soft voice, or touches them, their heart monitor starts beeping extremely loudly. Much to the amusement of the rest of the team. And to your sheer mortification. Spencer hypothesises maybe he looks like the unsub, poor guy has to get explained to him why he's wrong for once. And why they all keep sending him in to talk to you ;)

"Guys, I don't think I should go in there." Spencer's face is pinched in a concerned frown, and his teammates eye him with the same worry.

Derek claps a hand on Spencer's shoulder, "Why not, Reid? You're the only one she'll talk to."

"I think it's because she's afraid of me," Spencer admits, shoulders hunched uncomfortably inwards, "I think she's only talking because she's worried I'll hurt her, or something. I must look like the unsub."

"You think she's afraid of you?" Rossi questions, a paper cup of coffee in his hands that is entirely too empty for him to be having this conversation, "Reid, I don't think that's true."

Spencer presses onwards undeterred, shaking his head, sending his curls flying, "Every time I go in there I make her nervous. Her heart monitor starts going haywire, like she's having a flashback or something. I mean, one time I put my hand on her arm and the nurses flocked into the room because they thought the medication they'd given her was causing a seizure. I think I must remind her of the unsub somehow, and we can use that in the profile, but I don't want to keep tormenting her."

There's far too many seconds of prolonged, awkward silence. The team glances at Reid, at each other, at the floor, anything that will keep them from having to open their mouths. Eventually, Hotch steps into his role as leader, and moves through the cramped hallway towards Spencer's nervous, guilt-ridden trame.

"Reid, she's not nervous because you look like the unsub. She- squirms, and stutters, and you're the only one she'll talk to about what happened to her. If she were really negatively affected by your presence, she'd ask us not to send you in anymore. But she practically looks disappointed whenever anyone else tries talking to her. I don't think her heart rate increases because she's afraid of you."

Spencer's silent, his brows creased in thought, but perhaps even his genius brain can't parse this one out in a timely manner. Emily pipes up, "Reid, she's got a crush on you. And if that's what it takes to get this guy, then that's what we'll have to use. You're kind to her, and she's receptive to that. Now it doesn't matter the reason, but you can at least take solace in the fact that she's not afraid of you, okay? Not at all. That's why you have to go back in there, because you make her feel safe."

"No, I- I don't think that's what it is." Spencer's cheeks warm, pinkening beneath the hallway's fluorescent lighting, "I don't think she'd be able to form that sort of connection so soon after experiencing such a traumatic experience."

"That's exactly why she likes you," Derek insists, "You saved her. You swooped in and carried her to safety and now you're her knight in shining armor. And even if she won't feel this way forever, she feels it now, and you're the one she wants to talk to. You're the one that makes her feel safe. So go in there, and make her feel comfortable enough to help us catch this guy. Okay?"

Spencer's mouth tightens in a displeased frown for just a second, "I don't think you guys are right. I- I think it's something else. But I'll talk to her again."

"That's all we're asking." Hotch nods, pushing his shoulder gently towards the door of your room, "Now, go in there, and work your magic, Reid. We need more details."

Spencer turns the doorknob to your room with clammy hands, and finds you sleeping inside. He debates whether or not he should back out and let you rest, but for every minute he delays, their unsub walks free. He presses onwards, and the soft click of the door shutting behind him is enough to rouse your frayed nerves from sleep.

You jolt awake, eyes flying wide open and hands clenching the bedsheets like they're weapons you could use. Your eyes lock onto Spencer, and for a brief, terrifying moment, you stare at him like he'll attack you. But you drink in the curve of his nose, the puff of his lips, the messy ringlets of honey-colored hair that fall around his face, and your breathing evens out.

Your heart monitor, though, does not. Reid watches as your heartbeat stays frantic, and he moves slowly towards a chair by your bed in hopes of not spooking you any further.

"Hi, Dr. Reid." You murmur, your voice soft as you settle back against your pillow, "Is there any news on the investigation?"

"No, nothing new." Spencer admits, watching as you turn to face him. You angle your body entirely towards him, and you even scoot your head a centimeter closer on your pillow. Your face twists in displeasure at Spencer's admission, but you don't move away.

"Oh." You lay your cheek in your palm, "Did you want to talk to me more? I told you everything I know."

"I believe you." Spencer nods, "But l'm here to coach you through a memory exercise. You can stay laying down, but- take my hands?"

There's a slight blip in your heart rate, a missing beat where there should have been two. Then it kicks back up wilder than ever, and you take the hands Spencer's offering to you.

"Close your eyes," Spencer instructs, his own flitting towards your heart monitor where it beeps wildly.

"Think back to when he moved you. What sort of terrain was it? Did he go over any hills? Did it smell like animals?"

You squeeze Spencer's hands, nervous, and he squeezes yours back, "Just- remember, I'm here with you, l'll be here with you the whole time." You breathe deeply, and nestle closer to Spencer on the bed. Your hands are sweating in his own, which is a symptom Spencer knows all too well. You're leaning into him, begging for contact as you angle yourself towards him like a flower to the sun, and your heart rate steadily beeps at a mildly concerning level. Spencer keeps his voice steady as he leads you through the memory retrieval exercise, but nothing convinces him more that his team was correct than when it's over, and your eyes snap open, wildly, desperately searching for him.

"I'm here." Spencer hums comfortingly, and he knows that you're taking solace in him when you squeeze his hands, keeping him close instead of letting him go.

[awingedllama]

hi love :D i was wondering if you would be interested in making a murphy bed in your style please? ^-^ we are significantly lacking CC murphy beds - even recolors are so rare, i'm suprised! my current apartment in the game has one as the focus point in the living room and it makes me sad i don't have much choice with it. Have a lovely day <3

hi! i'm not quite sure what you mean in my style (you can send me a reference pic!), so i just converted the one from TS3 for some older-fashioned variety. added some random muted colors (feel free to recolor). and ofc it requires tiny living

and you're right - there are barely any cc murphy beds, weirdly enough. it's no harder to make than a door, so it's interesting no one has really made any. i did find quite a good recolor here though

[temeyes]

with a comically large 'stache, comes with a comically smol size

[rooniearts]

OKAY SO- does sonic ever realize he screwed up when leaving patiya(probably spelled that wrong) behind? Does he ever acknowledge her? What would she do if he tried? Would tails stand in the way? Is Knuckles mad at sonic? Sorry for so many questions, I just found this AU recently and I am OBSESSED (in a healthy way). Love your art and I can't wait to see how this AU grows!

He absolutely does! In fact, he realizes pretty early on that he's screwing things up with Pitaya, but just doesn't know how to do right by her and is too prideful to ask for help. He figures he doesn't need to and that everything will turn out fine since Tails is already stepping in and helping... But now Tails is clearly mad at him too. It seems like no one's on his side anymore. This is why he eventually starts running off on adventures all the time with Ray and Mighty - they're the only two people he knows who aren't connected to this whole mess. This, too, is him avoiding the situation.

By the time he has Barb, his deepest regret is how he handled Pitaya. He wants to make amends, but he still doesn't know how. He hopes just being friendly to her will start bridging the gap, but she's responded coldly so far. He's not happy about it, but he won't force her to accept him. He just hopes she knows that he's there for her now if she ever needs him.

Tails doesn't get in the way of this, he actively avoids interacting or dealing with Sonic directly up until certain events (that y'all will see later!). If Sonic can figure out how to bond with Pitaya, that's fine by him.

And yes, Knuckles gets mad at him too, but only until they fully separate. When they don't have a little kid or co-parenting to argue over, he gets along with Sonic just fine. He even considers him a good friend still, up until the topic lands on Pitaya. Then it's a battle to the death again.

[gangnamstyle65]

medic makes me sick icant draw him seriously bra. Also coleslaw medic my new oc. U guys like heh.