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[fanged-fanfics]

☆ Juice Bar Regulars x GN Reader Dating Headcanons ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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Sparkling Cookie

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Very much the type to flirt with you in small ways when you come to his bar, he isn't one to shy away from PDA if you're okay with it

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He's a guy that would flirt a decent bit but be pleasantly surprised when you actually reciprocate and hit on him back, gets him flustered every time

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He's brought up the idea of making your favorite juice combo into an official menu choice at his bar, he's got a label design in mind and everything

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Will not hesitate to drop everything if you need him to, you take his top priority spot the second you guys get more committed

Vampire Cookie

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Shameless flirt, much moreso than Sparkling. He'll always offer to pay for your drinks, compliment you a bunch, and then pull out your stool for you while he's at it

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Also the type to be pretty clingy if he's really deep in a juice binge, you're usually the responsible one between the two of you while he's leaning on your shoulder

ᯓᡣ𐭩 "You knooww, I might try to get a taste of your jam sometimes, I'm getting a little hungry... Kidding, hahah! Awh, come on, it was funny!"

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He's absolutely openly fawning over you whenever he fully realizes his crush, he gets giggly and blushy around you easily

Herb Cookie

ᯓᡣ𐭩 A very calming presence to be around due to his soft way of speaking and generally calm demeanor, likely one of the most approachable

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'll memorize your favorite seat in the bar and make sure to save it for you so you always have a spot waiting when you drop by for a visit

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You've almost got his plants memorized by name at this point cause he's so genuinely happy talking about them that you let him ramble as much as he wants

ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Ah, there you are. I was just about to help these flowers get a little stronger.. would you like to join me, my sunshine? I'm sure your bright energy will do the trick!"

Mint Choco Cookie

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He loves writing soft and slow musical compositions inspired by his feelings for you, and sharing them with you over a nice dinner

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Very much a classic hopeless romantic, but his cool facade breaks when you're around due to him getting embarrassed

ᯓᡣ𐭩 One of his favorite ways to wind down after a long day is to hold you in his lap while you talk, nodding as his chin rests on your shoulder and giving softly mumbled advice

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Has your juice order memorized to the point where when you visit, it's already going to be waiting for you at the countertop with him sitting nearby to guard it

[transingthoseformers]

I need to put Orion Pax and D-16 in a cafe booth together for the ultimate yapping session

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[oifaaa]

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

[xcziel]

link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j

google translate defaulting to chinese at first

okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious

(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)

our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat still doesn't get that we have different definitions of 'acceptable breakfast time'

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[transingthoseformers]

One thought but D-16 buying a fan comic about Megatronus Prime that he does not realize is explicit RPF yet :3

[raychleadele]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[slyandthefamilybook]

tumblr glitched out somehow but idc because this is way better than the original poll

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉