#{ how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? }

[ta-loca-kimixd]

How I love to traumatize my characters c:

[neptuniite]

self portrait

[ourbabyboy]

How many posts does it take to get to see my notifications?

[mikatheseer]

the way he looks at him like a tasty little treat he is saving for now but will absolutely devour later

[tewz]

Feeling like a silly goose and wearing one of my newest shirts. Not having a good hair day though.

@secondlifep Thank you again!

[roaenexists]

i've been working hard and putting some secret plans into play and i really think that by the new year i might be living my dream life? i am speaking it to existence that i am brave enough to take this risk and strong enough to ride out my choices

[roxy206]

I don’t see her hand in Trixie’s lap but I do think it looks like Trixie might be arm in arm with her but that’s just my 2 cents and wishful thinking

This is beginning to feel like a Rorschach test 😂

[marshalforgotten]

[[Re: your tags on that macaque picture - was he saved, or was he cockblocked? No one knows.]

Macaque: What do you mean I'm 'not allowed' to address my wounds in public here?

Ma: It's better, for the peace.

[peemil]

eye twitch

[radical-rigatoni1]

ANOTHER ONE!

Tiktok broke, but it's supposed to say: Peter with his new fangs, probably) @erinwantstowrite sorry if it doesn't make sense. I've just really wanted to draw Peter with his new domino mask.

I make this as if i doubt that at one point, Dink hasn't tried to crunch his jolly ranchers like that when he was younger, maybe even now. I wrote this on the og video, but new personal headcanon Peter would be the type to eat hard candy like ice, especially now that he has fangs. They're just watching a movie and then CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Peter just bit his lollypop off the stick. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? No, how many chews, and the answer is ONE.

ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! for all the support both on my tiktok acc and here, I just wanna show my support for fics I adore through art and memes. Leap of faith has me on a damn chokehold and its not letting go any time soon good LORD

[captjprice]

Not sure if you’re open for requests so please ignore if I missed it!

Humbly asking for a ‘How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop’ but we are the tootsie pop. And Simon is trying to see how many licks it takes for us to cum on his tongue

Simon "Ghost" Riley x F!Reader

A/n: I loved how u worded this LMAOOO also yes. This is so. Yes.

Mentions: Nsfw, domsimon, subreader, oral f!Receiving, degrading(?), pussy slapping, Simon's mean about it

''Simon, ah! Mffhh..'' Your voice muffles as you throw your head back, placing your hand over your mouth in a pathetic attempt to keep quiet as Simon had his mouth on you like he was a starving man. 

When he first brought up the idea, it caused you to blush and laugh– He couldn't be serious.. Right? Counting how many licks it'd take for you to come on his tongue was.. insane, but also an idea you didn't really want to say no to. Before him, you hadn't had a man between your thighs before, and now it felt like you were having your pussy eaten daily.

Simon grunts as you cover your mouth, temporarily pulling away to yank your arm down. His chin is covered in spit and your arousal, and his lids are heavy. ''I want to fuckin' hear you,'' He grumbles, pinning your hand down by your hip. His other hand pulls away from your thigh, landing a slap on your sensitive pussy. You yelp, jolting a little.

You thanked the gods he wasn't counting out loud, you would've near died from humiliation.. Although him doing this wasn't new, it seemed different this time. More.. primal, somehow. The way he watched you, daring you to cover your mouth again with those eyes. His tongue was on you in seconds again, licking long stripes between your folds and slowing down as he reached your clit.

It caused you to mewl, your hips raising off the bed slightly as you arched your back. You were close, and it was kind of embarrassing how quick the feeling was building up. Your eyes flutter closed, and you try to enjoy the bliss from the feeling until Simon smacks your thigh, pulling back again. ''How many times do I have to goddamn tell you? Eyes stay on me, yeah? Fuckin' slut..''

His head lowers again when you give a weak nod, keeping your eyes lazily focused on him. You can tell he's enjoying it– The way he's bucking his hard-on against the edge of the bed, the way he looks so pussydrunk. 

The whole sight of it gets you squealing, one of your hands grabbing onto his hair. He grunts in response, speeding up a little. ''Simon, Simon.. Ah, Si..'' His name falls like a sacred mantra from your lips, your hips rolling to give more stimulation. His grip on your thighs tightens, and his lips wrap around your clit. The feeling of it sends you over the edge, and you whine out, still pulling at his hair. 

You can feel him grin against your inner-thigh, and he peppers kisses along it as you come down from your high, panting. After a few minutes, he crawls over next to you, wrapping his arms around you to pull you snugly against him.

''Forty-two,'' His voice rings out, and you need a moment to process.. What? Fort- Oh.

It's way less than you thought it'd be, but then again, Simon just.. does those things to you. ''You're just.. too good.'' You whisper softly to him, pressing a lazy kiss to his chest. He hums in response, running his hand through your hair. ''I'll clean you up, yeah? Be right back.''

[superiorsturgeon]

Ruby: Hey, Jaune! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

Jaune: Let’s find out!

Jaune: *wraps the tootsie-pop with his tongue and strips it clean off the stick*

Ruby: 😱 HOLY CRAP! Jaune, how do you have such a powerful tongue?!

Jaune: Pyrrha says it’s important to strengthen my entire body so she gave me a tongue exercise regimen. I’ve been training since Beacon!

The night before…

Jaune: *dutifully carrying out his nightly tongue exercise routine* 👅💦

Pyrrha:

[clickbites]

𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗴 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿…

alright, bites! we asked you to vote and you all decided to be nosy little gremlins, with a majority of the group picking a numbers game over a playlist task. so here you go! 65 hand picked questions, ranging from silly to downright gutting. you know the drill by now, don't you? here's a refresher if not: hit the ♡ button on this post if you want to play, don't reblog it. make sure your ask box is turned on, along with the anonymous option just in case you want to promote max curiosity. send out as many numbers as you'd like to those who have expressed interest in playing and spill your guts to us! i know you're wondering—well, click bites, what's the catch? and you're right, nothing can ever be so simple with us. at least one of the more hard hitting questions ( approx. from number 37 down to 65 ) must be answered on main or in depth on your sideblog, if you're someone who craves privacy and isn't into baring their soul for the rest of the group to see. you'll have until august 8th to pick your own question and post about it on your sideblog if you decide not to answer something deep on main before we take over and send you a question of our own that you must answer for us. we may or may not decide to use your in depth answers for a future game, so for now you can consider them a chance to get to know yourself a little bit better. and that's it! alright, ready? go!

shuffle the playlist you made most recently and give us the first 5 songs from it.

somehow, you end up in a bar fight. who in riot are you with when it happens, and do you trust them to help you walk away the winners?

myspace makes a sudden comeback this year. what's your profile song?

crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

what's your astrological big three?

what's your favorite curse word?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

where is your dream home located?

what are you procrastinating doing right now?

what color socks are you wearing?

what's the last gift you gave someone? what about the last gift you received?

do you consider yourself to be a lucky person?

what does your evening routine look like?

did you make someone laugh today? if yes, tell us what happened!

which of your personality traits do you find to be the most useful?

what was the last thing you changed your mind about?

tell us who your best friend is and the thing you admire the most about them.

you have every single sandwich ingredient known to man available to you. build us what you consider to be the best fucking sandwich you've ever had.

what is your favorite conspiracy theory?

how far into a zombie apocalypse do you think you'd survive?

who's the last person you facetimed?

screenshot or copy/paste the last text you received.

what's the most recent concert you went to?

what were you doing at midnight last night?

what was the last thing that made you laugh?

what is something you can't bring yourself to get rid of?

link us to a vine, tiktok, etc. that always makes you laugh no matter what.

what are the top 3 things on your bucket list?

coke or dr. pepper?

what was your favorite subject in school?

is it easier to forgive or forget?

what's your favorite love song?

if you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

what's your go to sweet treat order?

what's something good that happened to you today?

what is a skill, talent, or hobby you've lost passion for or forgotten about? what happened?

what is something you've recently come to terms with? was it difficult or easy?

do you hold grudges?

you've been given the chance to go back in time to relive one moment you've already lived. what are you going back to? are you changing anything or just revisiting?

do you miss the last person you kissed?

what is one thing you've always wanted to do but have been too scared to do?

what is your top love language? what's your favorite thing about showing and receiving love that way?

on a scale of 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

do you agree or disagree: once a cheater, always a cheater?

when you looked in the mirror this morning, what's the first thing that came to mind?

think back to this time last year. how's life different for you today? are you happier now than you were then?

how did your first heartbreak change you?

tell us about an insecurity you overcame.

do you have someone in your life that regularly tells you they love you?

success is different for everyone. what do you consider success? is success important?

think of the one person who's hurt you more than anyone else ever has. have they ever apologized?

think of the one person you've hurt more than anyone else ever before. have you apologized to them?

who do you wish you could connect with that you haven't been able to?

is there anyone here that knows the real you? if yes: who are they and what makes you feel like they know you differently?

where is one place that you feel most comfortable being yourself? is that place easily accessible to you?

describe your favorite qualities in a person. do your friends or significant other have these qualities? do you have them yourself?

what is the biggest mistake you make in relationships? what is your biggest strength in relationships? romantic, platonic, doesn't matter.

when is the last time you gave someone a second chance? do you regret doing so?

what's the last thing that disappointed you?

finish this sentence: strangers would describe me as ___. only i know that i'm ___.

are you missing anyone right now? do you think they're missing you too?

think of the last person you said i love you to. did you mean it?

if you could go back to meet yourself when you were 13 years old, what would you tell yourself?

think back to the first time you fell in love. did it match the expectation you had about what your first love would be like?

finish this sentence: "i wish i had someone that..."

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Baby sonic: Hey Longclaw, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Longclaw: Well let’s find out. One, two, three, *chomp*

ZNDNFJFJRJEJS. I'm surprised no one did this joke with these two until now XD

Meanwhile bby Sonic is crying his eyes out cause Longclaw ate his candy without realizing she did it to answer his question.

[odysseys-blood]

dumping a bunch of messy whb mc doodles someone take this game from me

+rambling abt em under the cut:

1(2): drew this one surrounding the feelings of guilt between minhyeok and loyal (mc). idk if they expound on it more bc im stuck on 3-48 but like. its gotta suck feeling like you're the whole reason your best friend is going through it (loyal going to hell to revive minheyok/ minheyok dying because he tried to save loyal) and yet you cant talk at all. i like thinking about the feelings of obligation they both feel for each other. and the fact that theyre both a lil too guilty because none of this is either of their faults but feelings arent exactly logical are they. also did you know minhyeok's cut is in the reverse direction in his halloween event sprites than they should be based on the cg where he gets cut. cause it keeps bothering me.

also not related but since the halloween event i keep playing with the idea of minhyeok having some unknown relation to whatever happened to god (or maybe lilith for that matter but i have less of a support for this one) after he disappeared. i do like him as a "just some guy" character but i do also like the idea of him having that unavoidable bond with you because god adored solomon and having one soul turn back up means its not impossible for the others to appear again. also smthn was up with how the angels liked him

3: please. please stop grinding your teeth it hurts to read. loyal was also a wrestler in highschool so he's even more concious of it and is two seconds from like just putting his arm in the way so he stops. id say maybe we could invest in like lolipops or smthn but i feel like satan would "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop" except he doesnt even lick it he just bites it into smithereens in one go.

4: i think i literally went :0 when solomon first says that devils are idiots not long after the mc does. it rly is like. ik ur different people but u truly are a mirror of solomon huh. except loyal is more grumbly about it

5/6: like i said im stuck on 3-48 so idk how feasible this is but bad end angelification loyal! i was gonna do a demon one too but i think angel mc is more compelling because not only will you have to break your promise and let everyone, especially satan, down, but now they have to kill you too. and that would eat at the devils so badly. they already lost solomon once and now they have to get rid of him personally.