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[whumpberry-cookie]

could we please have some emeto prompts where caretaker comforts whumpee? its the hot trendy prompt, everyone is doing it!! jump on the trend pal! -🎤🎩 Dapper Mic Anon

Ohhh, like the emetophobia!

For a moment I was wondering "...who on Earth is Emeto?"

Emeto comfort prompts!

But kinda ANGST at the same time. I'm sorry, apparently every comfort prompt I try to write turns out to be angsty. But I tried my best.

(Cw: Sickfic around vomiting. So bodily fluids. Also attemted murder, poison, internal injuires, revenge, forced medicine, morally gray caretaker)

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Whumpee suddenly vomits, and doesn't even have time to grab any bag, so they stain the sheets. And is soo... soo ashamed that Caretaker sees them like that. But instead of disgust or irritation, Caretaker is so relieved and happy. Because that means Whumpee's body is fighting with the sickness and they will get better soon.

Caretaker treats sick Whumpee. (kind of field medicine doctor?) As soon as they enter the room they decide it needs to be aired, because the smell of puke must be unbereable for the patient. But there's deadly cold outside and all patient beds are already occupied. So Caretaker gently picks Whumpee up and carries them in their arms. Maybe Whumpee vomits with blood and stains Caretaker's apron red. Caretaker lies Whumpee down in Caretaker's own room. (W:) "I'm sorry..." (C:) "It happens. That's what the apron is for after all"

A beggar Whumpee is endlessly grateful for getting a whole loaf of bread from some generous stranger. Until their stomach starts horribly hurting. While they vomit, their gullet burns like fire. And then they see there's blood and pieces of sharp glass in the fluid. Other starnger find them like that, takes them inside their house and treats the internal wounds as well as they can. "How did the first stranger look like? Describe them to me," asks stranger Caretaker. Whumpee does. Caretaker silently leaves the house and comes back some hours later. When asked where they were, Caretaker replies with a mysterious smile, "I just fed someone with their own recipe"

Whumpee got poisoned, so Caretake has to force the vomiting-provoking medicine into them. It's heartbreaking to see Whumpee so pale, wet from the tears, saliva and sweat. So exhausted. They can't even sleep. They vomit the whole night. Caretaker just sits there and holds the bucket for them, sometimes pushes Whumpee's hair from their forehead. (W:) "Please, make it stop already" (C:) "I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Whumpee, but I can't until you clean your stomach" Whumpee cries in helplessness. Caretaker hugs them tight. "It will be over soon. I promise"

(C:) "Whumpee. I work as a tanatopraktor for almost five years. Do you really think the pukes are the worst thing I had all over me?" (W:) "....Will you tell me what was the worst?" (C:) "Will you puke again if I tell you?" (W:) "...Probably" (C:) "Then I'll leave it to your imagination"

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Thank you so much for the ask, Dapper Mic Anon!

I had no idea that's the trend now! Thank you for letting me know! Maybe I should make research in community more often...?

[eternity-broadcast]

*Annoying ass TV Talk show intro song*

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[cold1dead1eyes]

Hey there! Im Dapper Mic, and i was hoping you could do a few wholesome fever prompts? thsnks in advance..! if ya do, please tag @dappermic -🎤🎩Dapper Mic Anon

@dappermic hello there :) i sure can

whumpee drifting in and out of sleep. they’re overheating, dizzy, confused, but in the background is caretaker singing softly. it’s whumpee’s favourite song. caretaker might not be the greatest singer but their voice is soothing. whumpee holds onto it in their delirious state, their one point of comfort.

caretaker bundling up a shivering whumpee in their arms. their skin is slick with sweat but whumpee still cuddles deeper into caretaker’s arms, seeking any bit of warmth they can get.

suppressed appetite. caretaker feeding whumpee small spoonfuls of whatever soup they can keep down.

caretaker bathing whumpee. their sleeves are up to their elbows as they sponge down whumpee, who’s shivering in the bathtub. whumpee is so weak, and so tired. their head keeps slipping down. caretaker gently holds them upright and promises them that they’ll carry them back to bed after their bath.

whumpee tossing and turning in the night. the stifling blankets are only making them even more frustrated. they reach out desperately for caretaker in the dark and caretaker immediately takes them into their arms. i got you, i got you, you’re okay, they whisper to whumpee, who needs every little bit of comfort they can get right now. caretaker kisses their forehead and rocks them to sleep.

i don’t write feverwhump or sickfics often but i enjoyed writing these! i hope you like ‘em too :)

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[whumpookies]

Hey hey!! Dapper Mic Anon here to introduce you to a trendy new prompt request… Emeto Comfort!! Its a hot new trend, and you are perfect for it! Write some Emeto Comfort today, for your old pal, DMA! -🎤🎩Dapper Mic Anon

Dapper mic anon welcome 🍪

I gotta say I had to do a bit of research on emeto and then ask a mutual...

Okay, in all honesty I'm not a brilliant writer I dabble here and there and try as I might my style isn't for everyone's tastes...

I truly don't think I could be pulled into the emeto comfort world it's not really my style, I've gifed a few on the Emeto scale but nothing really serious ...

I will keep an open mind to it though cause hey you never know where the whumperflies will lead one day!

Happy whumping

[whumperfultime]

Hey hey! My name is Dapper Mic Anon, and im here to send a request your way! Introducing.. Emeto/Stomachache Comfort! A simple prompt list, where the Caretaker provides comfort to the Whumpee! Its wholesome, free, and a great producer of whumperflies across all of Whumpblr! Try today, at your own will!! -🎤🎩 Dapper Mic Anon

I like your enthusiasm, Dapper Mic Anon! I don't know if I'm the best person to ask since I don't write many prompts and I've never done requests before. I also don't gravitate towards emeto/stomach stuff so my inspiration is lacking.

While it's not a caretaking list, I know @whumpster-dumpster recently posted a list of emeto prompts right here that might spark some ideas for comfort scenarios!

And if any of my followers would want to share prompts for our dapper friend, feel free to chime in!

[askthestarbunnie]

Hey lil Bendy go push your Mama Mew toward Henry..

Rwight... -He pushes Mew towards Henry but can't because he's too tiny but Mew walk towards Henry- -Lil Bendy🖤🎤

Uhhhh??? Hello Mew and Lil squish What's going on...?-Edwin smiles at Mew so he snickers at lil Bendy... -Edwin 🎩💚

.....Anon wants us for something -Mew Bunny🐰

Oh~ Like this... -He kisses her lips while he hugs her and smirks- -Edwin🎩💚

Eww Ywou gwuys are gwross....-Lil Bendy🖤🎤

[whumpberry-cookie]

list that gotta do with a theme park?… -🎤🎩 Dapper Mic Anon

Ooh, you mean prompts for public whump in theme park with whumper? Or more like feeling sick/uncomfortable/anxious in theme park?

I will just write separate prompts for both! And I'll make separate content warnings for both of them.

Theme park whump/sickfic

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Whump:

(Cw: whumpee triggered, fake friends, fake tools of torture, dislocated bones, affectionate whumper)

Whumpee gets manipulated by the fake friends to enter the haunted house but Whumpee doesn't know the theme before they enter. And then they see lots of blood, tools of torture and people (actors) hanging in the chains. Caretaker finds the "friends" outside, laughing. (C:) "Where did Whumpee go?". Caretaker realises and without a single thought knocks the leader of the " friends" off his feet with a strong blow to the jaw (dislocated!). Caretaker runs around, searching for whumpee and finally finds them sitting outside on the bench with an actor who led them outside, and now comforting them.

Affectionate Whumper takes their prideful Whumpee to the theme park and forces them to behave. Whumpee hates every moment of Whumper trying to satisfy their coinscience by buying Whumpee nice food and toys, and hugging them, laughing. And Whumpee feels so humiliated and so helpless, but at the same time they can't help but laugh from the adrenaline of the roller coaster rides. And enjoy the sweet food. Whumpee's happy. And angry. And conflicted.

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Sickfic:

(Cw: trouble with breathing, feeling nuseous, waste fluids)

Sickie loses their breath sometimes. So after some extreme rollercoaster they keep going breathless and faint several times this day, even during the meals/calm walks in the park. Caretaker decides to stay with Whumpee while the other friends are going for the rollercoasters. Whumpee takes their medicine and falls asleep on Caretaker's arm. (W:) "I'm sorry... I ruined this day for you..." (C:) "Hmm? Oh, no, actually...," whispers, "...i'm deadly scared of these rides. One more ride and I'd barf. So you gave me a good excuse"

The water rides are fun, but then Sickie goes out all wet and without the clothes to change. And they just recovered from the big cold. So Caretaker takes them to the bathroom. Sickie just waits in the stall in Caretaker's coat and Caretaker helps them dry their shirt under the blowdryer.

Sickie feels nuseous after some bigger rollercoaster ride and a full meal. But Caretaker's always prepared. So they walk to a cafe, Caretaker asks for a hot water and dissolves the medicine for it, that tastes and smells sweet and neutral.

(W:) "...oh dear. I want to get down. I want to get down" (C:) "I thought you didn't fear the hights?" (W:) "Well I DO NOW APPARENTLY!" they scream as the roller coaster cars go up and up preparing for the biggest fall. Caretaker just gives quick instructions (C:) "Brace your knees and hands agains the car. Hold your breath just before the fall. Close your eyes if you need to. Remember, it's less than 30 seconds"

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[eternity-broadcast]

what happens if i say fu- *gets [BLEEP]ing shot*

🎩∞: random anon. gone too early... 🎤∞: what the [BLEEP] did I come back to, I went to walk my dog and I come back there's a corpse on the ground 🎩∞: oh yeah I should clean that maybe.