#😌 it's a hard life

[crazywolf828]

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!

[boba-beom]

oh guys I've fallen ILL

I think it's called, LOVESICK 🫠

this angle is giving facetime-propped-up-on-the-table-and-doing-your-own-thing-while-he-plays-the-guitar-for-you

[aimfor-theheart]

nicholas d. wolfwood’s camera roll 📸🌹

-> tagging: open!! everyone should do it i loooove seeing them all

[thetismcave]

An unlikely crossover I think would be extremely entertaining

Batman: has a ‘no metas in Gotham’ rule and an incredibly strict code against killing

Me, rubbing my hands together, about to drop mono (a twelve year old killer with fuck off strong superpowers) into his area: >:)))

[radishearts]

Obsessed with the new implications for the ‘after’ life of the life series jimmy dropped.

- All dead contestants are just spectating from above all the chaos that happens or (…. Perhaps even WATCHING, one could say)

- dead contestants (or at least Jimmy) can’t enter the nether (hell/j) and can only exist in the overworld.

this might just have to do with the dimension you died in. Can u imagine the angst of Lizzie being trapped to spectate in the endless void forever (though technically when she died she respawned at her base).

did the destruction of Lizzie’s base and subsequent ransacking of mumbos (as well as scars unintentional griefing when he shot his tnt cannon). Prevent them from interacting with other players? Like they can’t return to look after people

OR an alternative is that Jimmy did not break his canary curse and instead was an omen for the next episode LMAOO (the big finale probably)

- Guardian angels don’t get to choose their wards, the secret keeper does.

- guardian angels have similarity to the dr Who weeping angels

- Also I’m sure everyone’s in agreeance that jimmys wings are canary ones.

[chrisbangs]

i finished thesis, won an award, and have graduated.. hello 👋🥸

[last-in-line-for-hell]

// mpreg , pregnancy

There’s something intensely hilarious and fitting about imagining a Wei Wuxian who, as Wei Wuxian does, finds a way to get himself pregnant, only to act like a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley farmer and go about business as usual. Pregnant Wei Wuxian out in the fields tending to his crops as if nothing was different.

[kindahoping4forever]

is there any hope in praying for a new kh4f writing piece? or are you officially retired 😓 i beg i plead i weep i NEED a fresh ashton one-shot like my life depends on it 🙏

Definitely not retired! I truly never meant to go this long without publishing a fic - last year was just a very weird, unbelievably difficult blur for me, the hiatus just happened and to be honest, I regret it every day.

But! Although my posting stopped, I never really stopped writing (I think my longest streak of not so much as opening a doc was about 3 months.) I've been writing much more infrequently than I'd like and with much more effort and hesitance than I'm used to (turns out going from practicing a skill every day for years to just... not doesn't do much for that skill or one's confidence 😬) but I have still been writing! Unfortunately, finishing stories hasn't been my strong suit recently and that's primarily why I haven't posted in so long. And why my WIP folder has been this stacked for the past year lol:

Some docs are just a few paragraphs long while some only need a few paragraphs to be done. I'm kind of at this weird crossroads right now where I definitely want to finish some of these fics (why let all that effort go to waste) but also I want to jump on ideas that are newer and have less baggage in my brain (it's been extremely frustrating trying to get back to where I was!). So I'm trying to navigate that while also trying to get back into the writing mindset and routine again, learning to trust my instincts again, find a way for my brain to be a comfy and fun place to hang out in again. I am determined to get there, and sooner than later this time. I feel closer than ever! And when I do, Tumblr will be the first to know. Promise. 💙

[babacontainsmultitudes]

80 or so years of life really ain't enough can I have an elf lifespan instead please? Or at least a dwarf's... I need at least a couple hundred years... Oh and a new spine every 5 or so years, if that's not too much to ask. 3. 3 years actually. Yeah, a new spine every 2 years, and a lifespan of 350-750 years, that's all I want really.

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Pinterest Game: type your name + "core" and use 6 of those photos

thank you @reggieblk for tagging me 😊 yours was so nice with bright pops of colour! i feel like i have learned more about you 😌

my feed was moderately dark 💀 but as you can see, my personality sums up to: snow - drink - records - stupidity 😂

tagging (if you'd like): @i-dream-of-libraries @alenablack @2sidesofthesamesoul @mishqua @raehb336

[georgievs]

i loved the hunger games movies so much when they were first coming out but i don’t think i understood how horrific everything is. i’m rewatching them now after i haven’t seen them in quite a long time and i still love them but they’re harder to stomach.

[im-still-watching-anime]

cat update: she’s always almost getting crushed because she likes crawling beneath blankets to sleep so i lifted mine for her to crawl under when she came to cuddle tonight and she basically immediately passed tf out idk if she will ever move again with how happy she is

[chikoyama]

She’s been in a state of comatose for years.

The doctors inform Chiyori that the chances of her mother waking up are next to no.

Even if she did, her organs would no longer be able to function well on their own. She’d be hooked to support equipment for the rest of her life.

It’d be expensive to keep her alive. She’d require assistance for everything — from eating to going to the bathroom.

There’d be no point for her mother to live, they tell her.

It’s with deep regret that they advice Chiyori to cease the life support that’s been keeping her mother artificially alive all these years.

In the end, Chiyori decides to unplug.

[septembersghost]

tenderness and comfort with E playlist for my lovely anon and any elvis girlies who need a little sweetness 💖🎶💕💖💕🎶💖

(and here on Apple Music if you use that instead!!! 💞🎵🎸)

[obiwan-kenobabe]

How has it been a year already?

[thedeadthree]

IOVANNA (hotd) 🔮 // UNA (hotd) 🐍

ALAIA (tlou) 🍄 // VANJA (aot) 🫖

VIOLANTE (dbd) 🕯 // VERUSHA (various) ⚖️

TAGGED BY the dears @nightbloodraelle, @leviiackrman, @corvosattano and @marivenah to make a few loves in this cutest picrew! ty ty! <3

TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @feystepped, @kingsroad, @jendoe, @phillipsgraves, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @chuckhansen, @shellibisshe, @queennymeria, @unholymilf, @florbelles, @confidentandgood, @adelaidedrubman, @leondaltons. @roofgeese, @loriane-elmuerto, @weisshaupts, @aartyom, @arklay, @girlbosselrond, @blissfulalchemist and you!