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[kiwiplaetzchen]

Can't stahp, won't stahp! (ꈍᴗꈍ) /｀★

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[kotaki]

[royalauggie]

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[b1adie]

[konigsblog]

farmer-soap mactavish thots ⭒‧₊˚.

farmer-soap loves coming home to a warm house and a full plate of food on the table. he's soaked in sweat, his white shirt sticking to his skin almost transparent. his scent musky as you breathe it in, his masculinity almost ruining and making your lace panties wet right then and there. he's a hardworking lad, meaning he needs a lot of food, but he's always craving something more — something more sweet...

he finds himself between and your supple thighs, flesh and fat spilling from his thick and rough fingers as he laps and sucks at your drooling pussy for hours. you're nearing your fifth orgasm, way too overstimulated and seeing stars each time he stimulates your sensitive, raw clit with his tongue. you can barely keep up with the way he drags his warm and wet tongue along your soaken and slick folds, his rough scottish accent causing you to bite your bottom lip as euphoria drips from your cunt.

“jus’ so pretty like’this... ain’t‘cha, lassie? perfect for dessert, aye?” he attempts to get an answer out of you, to hear your voice crack and tremble while he sucks your clit harshly, but all that comes out is broken sobs, your voice wavering and incoherent as you beg for your orgasm like a greedy whore.

but instead, this time he'll make sure you cum down his wet cock, to have you full and shaking. after all, he needs a release after all his hard work!

[lachatalovematcha]

⭐🌈🎀⊹ ． °𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙨⭐🌈🎀⊹ ． °

[yellowballoon64]

*sign

[pralinesims]

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[gun-wook]

❁⠀⠀˚⠀⠀ ໑⠀⠀⠀🎨⠀⠀. ⠀⠀ ˚⠀⠀𝅗𝅥⠀⠀⊹

❁⠀⠀˚⠀⠀ ໑⠀⠀⠀💤⠀⠀. ⠀⠀ ˚⠀⠀𝅗𝅥⠀⠀⊹

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[sarpazoa]

ALSO I GASPED WHEN LOUIS TOOK OUT HIS CIGARETTE AND THERE WAS JUST A MOMENT OF PAUSE AND ARMAND DIDN’T GO TO LIGHT IT. KILL YOURSELF

[shadowhandss60]

I wanna see SJM characters reactions to their fandom nicknames, for example:

Dorian: Daddy Phantom hands, hah, nice. What did you get?

Chaol: A vegetable, for some reason?

[daily-amber]

pspsps we opened a drawing board on magma

[royalauggie]

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FUNCTION NOW THAT I KNOW THAT MALTE IS THE FLIRTIEST?

I DONT KNOW M., YOU TELL ME. (Oh wait you can’t cause I’m blocked 🥰🥰🥰)

[konigsblog]

i’m so warmed by all the pregnancy stuff with the farmers 🫣🤭 if you’re up to it! literally anything surrounding that, it’s so soft to read tbf. your writing is always so good, hits every time but the way you write pregnancy just hits different 🩷🩷

— thank you!! i'm glad you enjoy them, it makes me feel more confident in my writing and i appreciate you for saying such sweet things ! 🎀 i wasn't sure if you wanted smut, but this was rotting my mind !

⭒༉‧₊˚. kid headcannons with farmer!MW2 🌾🧺🐄

farmer!price has mainly sons. little boys always helping out on the farm, gasping when the pigs begin squealing and the birds make their call. takes such good care of them, and you as well. the boys love their mother; running up to you while covered in mud, overalls coated in brown sludge, giving in and hugging them tightly.

simon is a with the farmer concept is hard. i can't imagine it, i can imagine him working down in the bar down in the village, you joining along, or being his little housewife. wearing long dresses, and coming to him with your toddler boy and girl, giving them some sweets so they'll be alright and talking with your confident, funny husband.

(trying with the farmer!simon concept) who smokes a lot and always stinks of tobacco after a hard day. his little boy and older daughter (2 year difference between them) giggling with eachother, watching as she protects him. he's so proud of her and always makes time to help with her homework after breaking his back taking care of the carrots and cabbages.

farmer!soap who has 2 daughters. they're his princesses, and he'll do whatever it takes to keep them safe. walking with them, hand in hand, sent down to the village for fruits and vegetables by their mother. helping you make some blueberry pie for your husband after a long day. his daughters falling asleep at the dinner table with blueberry pie all over their faces.

farmer!gaz who has daughters. he treats them like angels, and appreciates when they help with the animals. i imagine his daughters to enjoy helping on the farm when they're a teenager; taking care of chickens and bringing back eggs, or getting hay on their jeans and t-shirt. spends a lot of time with them and they all appreciate his work.

farmer!könig has only daughters, i can't imagine him with daughters, at all. has a lot of daughters, perhaps 5, or maybe a pair of twins. they're so cute when they're toddlers; falling asleep on their daddy's lap, and getting their faces messy with cheesecake after dinner.

he's an amazing dad, and loves reading to them before bedtime. has an album of photos of them from their younger ages, and sometimes fell asleep on the rocking chair when they were newborns and woke up crying.

farmer!alejandro has daughters too, no son's for him. he definitely treats them like princesses and loves how sweet they are. makes funny jokes, and is very overprotective of them. oh, his daughter wants to go down to the village? no matter if she's a teenager, she's not going alone. if she waits for him, he'll buy her a ice-cream and allows her to help with the cows despite his constant scolding for asking! don't worry, he'll handle it.

farmer!rodolfo who has 1 daughter (i'm sorry, i can barely imagine half of these characters with son's!!) he lets her help on the farm and always appreciates her help. doesn't want to force her, but allows her to clean the pigs and take the eggs back to the house for her mother to use. when she was a baby, he'd kiss her every night and sit on a rocking chair beside the fireplace, lulling her to sleep and teaching spanish to her in her older years.

farmer!graves who has 3 sons, and his youngest, a daughter. they all look like him when he was younger; 3 replicas. his daughter has gorgeous, soft blonde hair and his blue, silverish eyes. not only does he treat her like a princess, he refuses to allow her to work on the farm.

— encourages his son's to help him on the farm, while she plays with barbie dolls on the porch and eats any freshly baked cookies her mother made. her brother's are around 9, and a pair of twins, 8 when she's 3. a sweetheart who has a pure, giving heart and always makes her father little cards or paper people using his old newspapers.

[lachatalovematcha]

ㅤ 𐏐 ㅤ᠄ 𝐉𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 ᅟ ♡ ִֶָ 🎀 ۫  Ꮺ ! 

᠉ ㅈ 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨 日付ㅤ ㅤ♥︎ 🎀 ⋆ ՙִՙ

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[fronklycalico]

saltburn currently got me squealing and clapping my tiny piggy hands with delight