#( roasted )

[halavibe]

choi san knowing every detail about jung wooyoung in logbook 157

[makesomenoise]

EVERY SINGLE TIME PETE HOLMES ROASTED THE HELL OUT OF @samreich ON THE LATEST MAKE SOME NOISE

(watch the rest of the ep here)

[stalinslastsoldier]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[chryssikyu]

Rafayel: I beg your pardon.

Zayne: Then beg.

[maihonhassan]

I can't believe i finally said my parents, "mujhe bahir ki duniya dekhni hai, doston ke saath ghumana hai, ghar se bahir nikalna hai." and they said, "nikal jaa hamare ghar se."

[lance-goes-hiking]

Homemade Roasted Tomato Soup with Brioche & Fontina Grilled Cheese

[4botof]

have the bishops ever experienced the taste of a cheeseburger? Oh yeah, do any of the bishops have any allergies that affect what food they can eat? Or do their personal doctrines prohibit the consumption of certain food stuffs? Have they experienced the Bliss and versatile culinary abilities of a potato?

Shamura & Kallamar here to explain this one!

Leshy is a douche..

[itsapmseymour]

[x]

[soundsofastar]

don’t cry ok. Almost every vegetable known to man can be enjoyed roasted

[busy-baker]

WIP Wednesday

Thank you lizard lady for the tag! @kalmiaphlox 💚

A little from chapter 7 of Roasted. Let’s throw some hands with Mystra.

4:03 a.m. Missed Call

4:19 a.m. Unknown Number: Please pick up

4:52 a.m. Unknown Number: You really think you can do this without me?

4:58 a.m. Missed Call

5:00 a.m. Missed Call

5:02 a.m. Missed Call

5:04 a.m. Unknown Number: Are you fucking someone else?

5:17 a.m. Unknown Number: Fuck you, Gale. You were always shit in bed anyway.

Gale stared bleary eyed at the blinding screen of his phone in the darkened room. Everything was quiet in his home except for the whispers of heat blowing through the vents and the faint snoring next to him from the man that had his face buried into the pillow and legs sprawled across the bed. He scrubbed at his eyes and placed his phone on the nightstand.

Early morning it is then, he thought.

Slipping from the bed, he put on his glasses and shuffled his way to the bathroom. He stared at his reflection while he washed his hands. Dark circles stained his under eyes from lack of sleep.

Mystra had been bothering him nonstop since he had let her go. At first it was a scathing email or random text to let him know he wouldn’t get anywhere without her, but as the days went on, the unwanted communication became more consistent. He had blocked her number, hoping it would deter her, but it seemed Mystra wouldn’t let things go and bought a new phone for the sole purpose of torturing him at all hours of the day.

Tagging: @bardic-inspo @emmy-dekarios-bg3 @ladyduellist @spagyricqueen @roguishcat

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I Am All In Rewatch - Jess & Rory - Episode 3x6

That was a really funny scene. They attacked Jess. He looked so powerless. He looked he was just devoid of any kind of appeal and power, and Lane just jumped on him and Rory got into it. I think that one of the funniest lines, and we'll get to them, was when she said, yeah, and you got..you left a... you got a bra in the backseat. And she storms off...Low class loser with your beater car and a bra in the back seat. -Scott 

[Did you think they were justified? Did you think it was mean? What did you think of the deviled egging of the car?] Yeah? Why not? It's a beater looking car with a bra in the back. Yeah, and what's it doing in Stars Hallow? It's like just egg the thing? -Scott 

[fallingforchristmasworld]

[beyondbirthdayzzz]

Times Light Yagami made ryuk feel like a dumbass (the final one's a bonus, where a random shinigami roasted ryuk)

[caramelmacchiato07]

need some aloe for that burn?

[spacecatlivesonthemoon]

🗣️get his arse Deadshot 🗣️