#( sam;replies)

[crimeronan]

Hi please look at the comments of the most recent USGS Instagram post I promise it’s worth it

i was so fucking confused by you directing me to the most recent united states geological survey post, which is about greater sage-grouse birds. i was especially puzzled since all the comments are extremely normie stuff with occasional normie spam. so i was About to reply that i think either you have the wrong blog or i have the wrong instagram, and then i got to the bottom. and i saw it.

[kindlespark]

sorry but if you find out that a group of fictional teenagers chose eternal rage over eternal death and you're still frothing and fuming about them oh i know for SURE you would do exactly the same in their position LMFAOOO

[ysrjune]

Reader crying her eyes out and Sam comforts her on his lap but gets hard ?? 🧐

Maybe it was just a stupid little comment someone made to her, which lowered her self confidence but then Sam teases her by saying something about how she was literally just crying and he got hard

Sams’ arms draped over your waist as he stared into space while you cried on his shoulder, sitting on his lap. Occasionally, one of his hands would glide up your back to rub it in hopes of calming you down. You’d been crying because someone made a comment about the way you talk and how it’s kinda obnoxious how you could laugh at almost anything if it even sounds funny. Being confronted with this embarrassed you, and it left you wondering if anyone ever thought of you as just annoying.

“maybe I should just leave them alone and never go outside again.” you dramatically sniffle against his shoulder, making him roll his eyes. “Kay, one.. they’ve always been jerks to you, and you never leave them. always comin’ to me cryin’ about stuff they say to you..” Sam says, starting to feel a little mad at how mean your ‘friends’ are to you.

“two, you wouldn’t last a day without goin’ outside.” he smiles to himself, patting your lower back. “they don’t deserve you, n/n.” hearing him say these things makes you giggle a little bit. “thanks, sam.. but I still feel annoying. Like, do I seriously bother people that much?” you continued to cry on his shoulder.

hearing your sniffing and whiny voice caused a spark in him. he was definitely not proud of this, but hearing you so upset and whiny turned him on. his cock was now semi-hard under you, and he was hoping you wouldn’t notice. “no, those guys are just assholes, baby, come on.” he replies, bringing your chest closer to him so it was a proper hug. hearing him call you baby was comforting, but a little weird since you've never heard him say anything like that.

“I dunno, sam.” you reply, making eye contact, uour own eyes teary. “I think I should just stay away from them for a little while.” Sam nodded, holding eye contact. but his cock was now fully hard. the way your eyes glistened was just so cute, he couldn't help it. his hands glide down from the back of your shoulders, down your sides, leaving his hands on your ass. “what are you doing?” you asked. to be honest, its not like you minded, but you were curious.

“would you be freaked out if I told you I got hard over you crying.” he smirks, feeling you up. you were surprised at what he said, you barley believed it. he was hard and you didnt notice? even though you were sitting on him? “I-I don’t think so.. no. maybe a little concerned.” that made Sam chuckle. “yeah, well seein’ your pretty eyes and hearing your voice get all whiny did it for me. fuck, you're just so pretty no matter what, babe.”

his eyes shifted from yours down to your lips, then quickly connected them. his lips were soft and had a hint taste of coca-cola. latley, he's been obsessed over flavored chapstick. not just the basic flavors like cherry or orange, but the ones that taste like soda and candy. coca-cola fit him. he softly bit down on your bottom lip and let out a low moan.

“so. fucken. pretty.” he mumbled against you. “you taste good.” making you blush. “yeah? so do you. all I can take in is coke.” you said and went in for another kiss, this time making it more passionate and somewhat dirty. your hand slid up his shirt, feeling up his chest while his hands hooked at the waist band of your shorts, revealing your hips and the sides of your panties. “you wanna fuck me?” he asks, barley above a whisper. you felt yourself throb at his question.

“y’wanna fuck your ex-boyfriends best friend?” he reminds you of Tate, your horrible ex boyfriend. “you wouldn't tell anyone, would you?” you ask softly. sam frowns against you, rubbing your side. “nah, nobody needs to know our business. I also don’t need Tate coming up to me at school with the whole soccer team.” he chuckled at what he said. “he sucks at the sport anyway, I don't know why they don't kick him out.”

“you're mean.” you laugh, taking his shirt off. “and horny,” he adds, cringing at himself a little but atleast he said what was true. “and I know you are too. so, you gonna let me make you feel good, or what?”

how could you pass on an opportunity like that..

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[youchoseeachother]

12x11

[beskarandblasters]

This is my Roman Empire and no I am not fucking okay rn

[sunglassesmish]

this was so…

[boxedwinedean]

literally constantly thinking about how when sam kisses he doesnt turn his head. just smushes his nose into the other persons face hungrily

[pinkrose05]

Soooooo very normal about this skit btw

[anonymousmink]

Art request for an anon of some Avengers with their pets! I went for TEAM CAPT (Bucky + Alpine, Nat + Liho, and Sam + Figaro)

Bonus Art: Steve did not get the memo!

Reblogs are loved but please don’t repost this art! Commissions are open! 💜

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

He’s wearing the ‘psychic booty’ shorts i doodled yesterday😎

Pst, the full image is in chap 15 of my ao3 art archive linked in my pinned or you can check the replies🤫

[little-pondhead]

Does batman see villain! everlasting trio and think "oh! a three for one deal of misguided children, that clearly need a parental figure. Well, it's not like I don't have the rooms for them" or....

My guy that’s exactly what he does.

[demonic-shadowlucifer]

hi not so friendly reminder that this blog is inclusive of aros and aces. yes, even cishet aros and aces. I really hate how I have to make a post like this. cishet aros and aces are still queer *because* being aro or ace (or aroace) is queer. queer is not the same thing as "not cishet". and if you think otherwise get off my blog and never come back until you've unlearned your aphobia.

thanks. (OP is a minor. Don't be weird)

[puppetmaster13u]

SO

Before my laptop broke I worked a little bit on the Dies Irae au, this one, where Jason slowly amasses the de-aged liminal (now-even-more-ecto-contaminated) class.

SO, I have a question. Would anyone be interested in a writing WIP?

EDIT: It's Here

[ysrjune]

SAM LOVES THICK THIGHS HE LOVES WHEN YOU SIT ON HIS FACE AND SUFFOCATE HIM

sam wouldn’t know how to leave your thighs alone..

౨ৎ all he ever wants to do is lay his head in between your thighs. thats definitely his favorite cuddling position. he'll be doing whatever on his phone or watching TV, and he just wants to be smothered by your thighs.. he especially likes it when you lock your legs, and it makes your thighs squeeze his head.

౨ৎ sam loves to leave hickeys and bite marks on them. especially on the insides. your thighs are one of the top 3 things he likes to kiss.

౨ৎ he asks for thigh pics more than titty pics. he loves your tits, but he just prefers your thighs.

౨ৎ the thought of him fucking your thighs made him so hard one time, he called you at 9pm, jerking off to the thought and moaning into the phone about how he needs you so bad and that he'll do anything for you to let him cum all over your pretty thighs.

౨ৎ the next time he came over to your house, you knew what was gonna happen.. and you let it happen. him babbling about wanting to thrust his dick into your thighs was so hot.

౨ৎ if you're not using a condom, he slips himself out of your pussy and starts fucking your thighs while fingering you so he doesn't leave his pretty girl without an orgasm.

౨ৎ (modern) sam would have his hand on your thigh, you taking a photo and posting it on your story with a cute song.

౨ৎ he makes you record he front of your thighs while he fucks them from the back so that whenever hes horny again, he can go back to the video and jerk off to the scene of the tip of him poking in and out of them. hearing yours and his own moans/whines + the lewd, sticky sounds turns him on so bad.

[wlntrsldler]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

hehe thank u jo (and @too-deviant) for sending me this!!!

let's take a trip down memory lane:

i think he knows: reader x fred weasley (fluff)

tell me that you love me: reader x james potter (angst)

rituals: reader x bucky barnes (angst)

flawless: reader x bucky barnes (smut)

how to disappear: reader x luke castellan (angst)

honorable mention-- crush: reader x sam obisanya (fluff)

[deceptiveshadow]

I'm in love with your version of BloodMoon, such a striking and beautiful boi. I just want to give him a kiss

Eeeeeee adhjszkfjf

Thank you so much!! I'm very glad people like him! ;v;