Lucius: So, Izzy, what do you look for in a man?
Izzy: My partner must be brave, intelligent, composed & well-organised
Frenchie: *stumbles over rope,tumbles towards railing scaring away a seagull, falls overboard, profusely apologises to the seagull*
Izzy: Fuuuuck. I want that one,dont I?
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maybe the reunion could be a mirror of s1 in that stede turns up at the exact moment that ed is in the process of doing something reckless bc he’s in his sad boy era
(not bc ed needs rescuing or anything. it’s going fine. until it’s not. because he’s like ‘hang on. is that stede’ and whoever he’s fighting decides to seize the day and Somebody gets themselves stabbed on the left in a way that misses all the important bits but is ultimately still Not Ideal)
and maybe ed ‘people like me don’t deserve nice things’ teach could get to wake up to stede stroking his hair and reading to him and getting roach to cook him an irresponsible amount of soup
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i'm so fuckin touch starved that someone could put me in a headlock or pin me to the floor in preparation to beat the shit outta me and i'd melt into them and blush
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I'm sorry but the funniest possible reaction someone could have to somebody repeatedly trying to kill you is to not sleep for several days and then make a soup for his dinner filled with every vegetable you've noticed he hates out of spite i love harrow
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my coworker showed up at work with covid last week and now i have it
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Soul Bound
by danishdaddy
Spock's mother will occasionally go out and offer her services to various Federation planets when she feels she can be of some assistance. His father says it’s her way of exercising her occasional bouts of emotionalism in a constructive and logical way. She claims that she is simply using the advantages she’s been given as an Ambassador’s wife for good.
However when one of her good deeds brings a strange boy into his home, Spock isn't quite sure what to make of him. Worse still when he accidentally forms a bond with their temporary guest.
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SPiiiiiiiiirk. pre-movie aos accidental bond. Adorable awkward teen spirk and how that changes the AOS timeline.
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Also 1 with Chris, Yoongi, and Mingi
stab, shoot or drown
I hate you (affectionately)
Stab Mingi because he'd be too confused to move. Shoot Chris because I can't fight him. Drown Yoongi. I can take him.
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