#(ignore the scary coughing and i'm fine)

[bowofbalance]

Wilson is giving me a gift. The gift of evangelical House

[poipoipoi-2016]

Apropos of nothing

If you are the techiest person in the house (and for many of you, this is not techy at all), today is a good day to build a pihole thanks to Google's new TLDs.

For the record, this straight up stopped Dad from getting computer viruses when coupled with the Ublock browser extension, so I will volunteer my time to get you set up. We will find an evening and do a Zoom call. I am serious.

Prerequisities:

Before you start, this will be way way easier if your router has a magic way to:

Set static IP addresses

Set a custom DNS server

If you can't do this, I'm not saying you're stuck, but there's some non-obvious failure modes and maybe it's time to buy a better router.

Parts:

Raspberry Pi 4B. 2GB if you just want to set and forget, 8GB if you want to do more things on this than just your pihole (Coughs in a MarioKart box) -> https://www.raspberrypi.com/products/raspberry-pi-4-model-b/

Spare USB-C charger if you don't have one already. I'm a fan of https://www.amazon.com/Argon-USB-C-Power-Supply-Switch/dp/B0919CQKQ8/ myself

A microSD card at least UHS class 3 or better. 32 is fine for just a pihole, I have a 512 in some of mine that I use for more stuff. https://www.tomshardware.com/best-picks/raspberry-pi-microsd-cards

Some method of flashing the card if you don't have one (Some come with SD to micro-SD adapters, if not a USB to SD/micro-SD adapter is about $10 off Amazon)

If you really feel like going nuts, go buy yourself an Argon case and then very very carefully never ever install the software for the fan that does nothing. The value is entirely in having a big giant brick that is self-cooling. If you want to play MarioKart, I would consider this a requirement. https://www.amazon.com/Argon-Raspberry-Aluminum-Heatsink-Supports/dp/B07WP8WC3V

Setup:

Do yourself a favor and ignore all the signs telling you to go get Raspbian and instead go grab an ISO of Ubuntu 64-bit using RPi Imager. Because Raspbian cannot be upgraded across version WHY U DO THIS

Download Rpi Imager, plug the microSD card into your computer,

Other General Purpose OS -> Ubuntu -> Ubuntu 22.04 LTS

So now you have an operating system on an SD card.

Assemble the case if you bought one, plug in the SD card, power supply, ethernet cable if you have one or mouse and (mini) HDMI cable if you don't. If you bought that Argon case, you can just plug a keyboard (server OS means no mouse gang; In this house, we use the Command Line) and HDMI cable into the Pi. Turn it on.

Gaining access

The end state of this is that your pi is:

Connected to the internet by cable or wifi

You can SSH to it (Also not scary)

If you plugged in an ethernet cable, once it's done booting (1-2 minutes?), you should be able to ssh to "ubuntu@<the IP of the system>". Look it up in your router. It may make sense to give the static IP NOW to keep it stable.

If you've never used SSH before, I think the standard is Putty on Window or you can just open a terminal in Mac. (And if you know enough Linux to have a Linux computer, why are you reading this?)

If you didn't plug it in, and need to setup the wifi, there's magic incantations to attach it to the wifi and to be quite blunt, I forget what they are.

Your username is ubuntu, your password is ubuntu and then it will ask you to make a new password. If you know the meaning of the phrase "keypair-based access", it may make sense to run `ssh-copy-id` at this point in time.

Router settings (part 1)

Give your new Pi a static IP address, and reboot your pi (as simple as typing in `sudo reboot`).

Open a new SSH session to the pihole on the new address.

Installing pihole

Open up an SSH session and

curl -sSL https://install.pi-hole.net | bash

This is interactive. Answer the questions

When it's done, on your other computer, navigate to <the ip>/admin

Login with the password you just set. Router settings part 2

Give your new Pi a static IP address then point your router at that address

Set the DNS servers to the static IP

Then ensure you're blocking something. Anything.

Then do what you want to do. You'll probably need to whitelist some sites, blacklist some more, but the main thing is going to be "Adding more list of bad sites". Reddit has some lists.

And... enjoy.

/But seriously, there's some stuff to do for maintenance and things. I wasn't joking about the pair setup.

[lees-chaotic-brain]

JJK Men Getting Jealous (Part 2)

Feat. Inumaki and Yuji

CW: random guys being creeps, insults, sexual innuendos, swearing

Note: Sorry, Yuji's is a tad bit shorter

Part One | JJK Masterlist | Blog Navigation

Inumaki Toge

The two of you had just finished a mission and were headed to a convenience store to get some cough medicine for him.

"Hey, are you okay?"

You ask your boyfriend, who is clinging to your waist with his head on your shoulder.

"Shake."

He rasped, nuzzling into your shoulder as you walked.

"Takana?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little bruised."

"Hmmph."

He released a little disgruntled noise into your neck.

"Stop! That tickles!"

Tilting his head to look up at you mischievously, Inumaki blew a loud raspberry against your skin.

You squealed and tore yourself out of his grasp, sprinting into the convenience store.

"Come on! Let's just get your cough medicine!"

He pouted and made grabby hands at you.

Sighing in defeat, you walk back to him, and hold his hand.

He happily squeezes your hand, and pulls you into the store.

Once inside, the two of you get a couple bottles of cough medicine, and are picking out snacks for later when a guy sidles up to the two of you.

"Hey baby girl."

He winked at you, ignoring Inumaki at your side.

"Wanna hear a riddle?"

"No thank you,"

You replied firmly as you tried to scooch backwards and out the aisle before your boyfriend caused a scene."

"Oh come on, it'll be quick."

The random guy cajoled as he stepped closer to you.

"Fine. Just tell me so I can leave with my boyfriend."

You replied, already tired of dealing with this stranger.

"What can't you spell happiness without?"

"What?"

"Penis!"

He leaned forwards, closer to your face.

"Want some of mine?"

Smack.

You slapped him across the face, and held Inumaki back as he lunged at the creep. As much as you would love to see your boyfriend beat that guys ass into the ground, he wasn't worth it.

"Excuse me. I am here with my boyfriend, so I would appreciate it if you would fuck off.

You punctuated your statement with a scary sweet smile.

"Shake!"

Inumaki seconded from his place at your side, shooting daggers with his eyes.

"Pfft. Whatever. If you wanna hang with a loser like him, go ahead. But, if you ever want to find a real man-"

"Shut your fucking mouth."

You seethed, stepping towards him.

"Toge is perfect just the way he is, and I love him in a way that you are never going to experience."

Spinning on your heel, you grabbed Inumaki's hand, stomped to the register, threw down a handful of bills, and stormed out of the store.

The walk home was quiet and peaceful, and you and your boyfriend enjoyed each others company.

Later that night while you were cuddling and on your phones, you got a text from Toge.

Are you sure you're okay with dating a guy like me? I can't even tell you I love you out loud. I wish I was like that guy. I wish I could tell you everything I want to. I would understand if you left me for someone like him.

Twisting around, you stared in shock at your boyfriend.

"What are you talking about?!"

"Tuna."

He said, pointing to his text. Look.

"I did!"

You said, cupping his face in your hands.

"Listen up. I love you just the way you are. If you were anything like that guy, I never would have dated you. Toge, I'm so in love with you that when I imagine my future, all I see is you. So don't doubt me, don't doubt us, 'kay?"

"Shake."

He grinned, and snuggled happily into your side.

A couple seconds later, your phone pinged twice. Picking it up you open the two texts from him.

Love you too babe.

Also, as much as he was a creep, he wasn't wrong ;)

You felt your face turn bright red. Looking down, you saw him waggling his eyebrows at you, clearly enjoying your reaction.

"TOGE!!!"

Itadori Yuji

You were laying on your stomach on your bed and watching a show when your boyfriend barged into your dorm.

"Babe."

"Babe."

"Baaaaabbeeeeee."

"Love of my life."

"PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!"

You finally removed your headphones, and gave your pouty boyfriend an unimpressed look.

"What is it?"

"I'm bored!"

"Go away. I'm busy."

Whining, he launched himself on top of you, and nuzzled his face into your shoulder blade.

"What are you even busy doing!? What could be more important than loving me?!"

"Watching Yona of the Dawn."

"I haven't heard of that! Can I watch with you?"

"God he's so hot."

You mumbled under your breath, seeming to have not heard him.

"What? Who's hot? Is it me?"

"Hak. Oh my god. That man is SO fine. And the way he treats Yona, I think I'm gonna melt..."

"HAH?"

Yuji sprung up from his position on top of you and snatched your laptop.

"Hey!"

You protested, trying to take it back.

"NO!"

He exclaimed dramatically as he furiously waved your laptop.

"I WILL NOT LET YOU ADMIRE ANOTHER MAN IN MY PRESENCE!! THE DISRESPECT!"

"Yuji, I love you, but if you do not let me continue to enjoy the face of Son Hak and his moments with Yona, you will be sleeping in your own dorm tonight."

You didn't really need it, but he was being such a drama queen you kinda wanted to see where this would go.

"NO! I'M SORRY BABY! I'M LEAVING!"

He rushed out, and you settled back into your bed and resumed your show.

Half an hour later, your boyfriend burst back into your room, sporting a dark blue wig, wearing a bathrobe, and swinging a- was that a scythe?! Where in the world did he get a scythe?!

"I AM THE THUNDER BEAST! SON HAK! GENERAL OF THE WIND TRIBE!"

"Babe...do I even want to ask...what are you doing?"

"Getting your attention!"

He chirped as he beamed at you.

"Is it working?"

Your heart melted. As annoying as he could be, he was just so adorable, staring at you with those pleading puppy eyes.

"Yes. Come here baby."

You patted the bed next to you, and he flung himself onto it.

"I was so jealous!!"

He whined, burying his head in your neck as his hands gripped your ass.

You laugh and wrap your arms around him.

"Don't worry babe. Even if I would leave you for him, he's fictional."

"WHAT?!"

That's all! Lmk if you guys have any requests!

Taglist: @sad-darksoul

[k-dokja]

IT’S NO BIG DEAL — It's a little Big Deal actually.

Summary: You should meet his new friends... all two of them.

"What the hell is this?"

Arguably, he doesn't know if you'd look scarier or less scary without the huge knife you're waving. He has seen you beating people, some of them go out cold with only a kick to the face.

"Not only you went out and got caught up in gang fights, but you also brought back your unruly cohorts to my kitchen? Do you have no fear of death?"

Brad whispers next to him, "She called us unruly cohorts."

"She was raised well," Jake whispers back, "her vocabulary is more developed than us."

"I'm more terrified of the fact that she got us on our knees immediately," Jason hushes back at them, "Who is this girl? Why have you brought us to our deaths?"

Jake throws him a glance with a small smirk on his lips, "She's my future wife. Be nice to her, she'll be your future boss lady."

Jason opens his mouth but snaps it shut when you speak up. "Will you three stop whispering among each other and answer me already?"

With a pacifying smile, Jake raises his hand and gives you an imploring look. "We were hanging out after school and I mentioned to them how I often helped you cook. Hence..."

"Hence you brought them here to freeload?" You raise the knife and Jake flinches back. He knows he's in no real danger, but on some base levels of instinct, his mind's screaming at him to cower and run.

"When you put it like that, it sounds bad," his grin is strained, and he feels cold sweat running down his neck, "you mentioned wanting to test new recipes and I brought you new test subjects, that's all."

Immediately, Jason whips his head to stare at him. "That sounds even worse!"

Jake only grins further, like he didn't throw his friends under the bus a moment earlier. At least, you no longer look mad. You're mulling over his suggestion even, that look on your face when you contemplate is adorable.

Then you glare at him again, "Fine, but you better pull your weight," you say, "I'm not feeding you lots for free."

Brad and Jason are both staring at him now, but he ignores their wide eyes and gets back up on his feet. "As you command, my lady," Jake nods at his friends to follow his lead. After some reluctance, they follow.

You are quick with your delegation around the kitchen, he guesses that comes from your experience commanding him. He doesn't mind, making it go smoother without any unnecessary bickering. After listening to your precise instructions, Jason begins to dice the vegetables while Brad works to season the meat.

Jake has the easier task of helping you knead some dough. "What are we making?" He asks midway through his task, vaguely realizing he doesn't know what he's working on.

"I was going to make pot roast but since your friends probably want to eat sooner, I'm going to make roasted beef with vegetables," you say, "I'm reheating the stew I made yesterday and the rice only needs to be fried, I'll make tuna salad later. That should be quick to prepare."

He snorts. Even with your earlier scolding, you are making enough food to feed the three of them anyway. "Then what are these dough for?"

You throw him a perfunctory glance, "What else? Desserts."

Jake snickers but says nothing in response. Maybe he should have because his silence only leaves space for Jason to butt in. “So, how long have you two been dating?”

He can hear the record scratching in your head. From your expression alone, he knows your head must’ve blanked the moment you heard the question. Unlike you, Jake has no problem with the question. He could’ve taken the initiative to answer it, but he didn’t. Selfishly, he wants to hear the answer from you, even if it’s a denial.

“We aren’t dating,” you frown, “what gives you that impression?”

Jason fumbles, “Well, Jake said—”

Jake coughs loudly, cutting in. “It’s easy to misunderstand, the two of us often spend time with each other,” he hopes his explanation would temper any unfortunate outcome for him, “others can get the wrong idea.”

“Really?” You ask, nonplussed. Somehow, he’s disappointed by your quick recovery from the shock of the situation. “Guess that makes sense.”

Jake, on another hand, turns to Jason and pantomimes zipping his lips shut. He puts on a pleasant smile when you turn back with the pot of stew in your hands, his face is the picture of innocence. In his peripheral vision, he notices Brad clasping his hands in prayers. For who, he can't tell.

Thankfully, you notice none of that and what remains of the cooking session goes on without another noticeable hitch.

There are two things Jake predicted when he brought Jason and Brad over to your place. One of them is that they will see you and fall in love within three seconds because if that happened to him, then no reason why they should be infallible to your wily charm. The second thing is more plausible and amusing all the same, all it takes is for them to eat one bite of your cooking and they'd be heads over heels for you too.

He wouldn't blame them if they never want to leave afterwards. You're simply that irresistible.

Since the previous outcome didn't happen due to your unbridled rage, Jake has a pleased smile on his lips when the boys change their entire demeanour the moment they begin to eat. It's like watching someone actualizing their enlightenment in real-time. Fascinating and wild in equal measure, he can't say he doesn't enjoy watching it.

"So?" Jake asks the question you want to ask but is too polite to mention. You focus on your food, but he knows you're listening because there's a small smile on your lips when Jason answers.

"Holy shit," Jason gawks at him, "you get to eat like this every day?"

Jake grins, "Only when she feels generous enough to grace me with her blessing."

You stick your tongue out at him but the smile on your face when you look back down at your food tells him all. It has been a nice idea bringing Brad and Jason over, even if he did spring it on you out of nowhere.

He could've spent the remainder of the meal watching you, but he knows there are far more productive things he can do. Jake turns to Brad, who has been silent the whole time. Getting his opinion would be a good idea, too. Even if—

"Hey! Eat faster! Brad is eating everything!"

By the end of the meal, Jason and Brad have volunteered for dishes and cleaning duty. You sit at the dining table to monitor them, if only because you don't want anything to happen to your family's chinas. Jake takes the chance to sit back, too. He would love to lend a helping hand, but three would be a crowd.

Besides, he enjoys the chance to talk with you without the interlopers.

"You don't mind?"

He nods at his new friends milling around the kitchen. It'd be a moment before you give him your answer, but the wait is worth it because he's warm all over now. "Not really," you say, "I'd have preferred you giving me a head up so I can prepare better but... it's nice to see you hanging out with friends. You've been hanging out alone for so long."

Jake snorts, "I wasn't hanging out alone, I had you."

"I can't be your only friend, Jake," you chuckle, "'sides, we don't even go to the same school or study in the same grade, it's nice to see you having friends who have more in common with you."

"You and I have plenty in common," he says, "like... we live in the same neighbourhood."

You roll your eyes but your smile is affectionate when you look at him, "Yeah, and once you moved away after you finished school, we'll no longer be friends?"

"You make it sound bad," he laughs softly, "I won't let that happen."

"Mhm, whatever," you hum. "They seem nice, I hope the three of you will stay friends for long. It's better to have many people watching your back since you get into trouble all the time."

He can't help but grin, "Do I seem that unruly in your eyes?"

You arch an eyebrow at him, "Do you want to hear the truth? It will hurt your feeling."

"Please spare me then, my fair lady," he pleads mockingly, "I can only take so much of your cruelty."

Caught in the little bubble he has made with you, Jake fails to overhear the conversation his new friends are making behind his back. All the better because if either of you heard it, he wouldn't know how to play it off without lying.

"...He's whipped."

"He's definitely whipped."

[febuary30thday]

Muichiro Sick HCs

Sorry for being inactive guys, I had a lot of tests, quizzes, and projects to do for the last 2 weeks of school. Since next week is my last week of school, feel free to request things as comments on this post, and I'll see if I can get to them, thank you!

As an apology, have some sick Muichiro HCs in honor of his backstory being released and Swordsmith Village Arc in general. This version of Muichiro HCs is platonic, no yandere, but I'll do a romantic Muichiro HCs soon enough. However before I get to requests, I'll do Sick Mitsuri.

Because of his strict training regime, he can't really accept the fact that he's sick and needs to rest.

He's coughed up blood before while training, and he's fine, so what's a little fever to him?

A lot, actually

His body almost collapses on him because he's been ignoring his fever for so long

Once you heard the news, you rushed over to his house. The Kakushi were taking care of him, but skedaddled when they saw you.

"Cowards. I'm not even that scary."

That was a complete lie, you looked like you were about to murder them, and you holding your katana like you were about to strike only confirmed their opinions

He had a wet towel on his head, and his breathing was heavy

"Muichiro, can you hear me?"

He turns to you, his face blank, despite his heavy breathing

"Of course, you would look at me like that."

He blinks, and his crow starts yelling at you while standing protectively near him to make sure he's okay.

"Relax, Little Miss Sassy, I'm here to care for him because he obviously can't ask for help. *Sigh* I'm going to die early because of you, y'know that? I'm only 17, and I'm never going to get married because you're going to kill me."

You look at him. "If you keep doing this, you're going to die early."

You go make him some soup, and because of his slight hatred of being treated like a child, he ate it himself.

You also gave him so comfier clothes to change into, because he was overheating.

You made sure to call Kocho to take of him, and when she got there, she thanked you for letting her know but when she finished, you stayed by his side for the rest of the day.

He doesn't remember who you are sometime, but he feels happy near you.

He also was very happy you stayed, because it made him happy, like his heart fluttered.

His crow doesn't like you at all, but you don't really care.

Your crow and his crow are always at each other's necks, and it's funny to watch.

"Rest now, Muichiro. You'll need it."

After he got better, you scolded him, but he doesn't listen

He just stuck his tongue out at you

The Hashira think the relationship between you two is cute, and Shinobu frequently teases you about it, using words like "son", and "mother" when talking about you and Muichiro

She asks if you're going to take Nezuko and Tanjiro as your children if you ever get the chance

You denied it

Well, you did end up doing that.

One big traumatized family

Spoiler: When Muichiro dies, you start crying, even while fighting Kokushibo alongside him

You die at the hands of Muzan

Muichiro thinks of you like an elephant. Because of your heavy presence and how loud you are, but how you care for him like he's your son or family in general. Elephants have close bonds with family in general.

[teriri-sayes]

Reactions to Tsunami Creator's Chapter 169

TL;DR - GED forces surround Yunnan. Array spell is partially dispelled. Tsunami is here!!! 🌊🌊🌊

Soos? LSH = ✅ CJS = ✅

GED Forces Surround Yunnan Early part of the chapter was like an attendance check. All of Cale's group were present, except for Durst. I mean, Durst would probably gag and faint with all the jiangshis present, right? 😂

For the GED people, those who know Cale's power were excited, especially the Cale simps. I'm laughing at how that stubborn Splitter Saint has now been converted into one too. Best character development? 🤣🤣🤣

Demon Cult worships HD, right? But with how Cale saved HD, it seems like they've become Cale simps too... 😂 And the author keeps giving us Cale and HD interactions.

HD and Cale: *sees the jiangshis* HD: *relaxed voice* How scary. Cale: *ignores HD*

Array Formation is Partially Dispelled This was a team up of Raon, Brain Demon, and Sima Gong. One funny part here was the catalyst or tool they used to aid in dispelling the array spell. Brain Demon used some treasure of the Demon Cult. But Sima Gong? He used Jungwon's statue... 🤣🤣🤣

Anyway, with the array formation only 1/3 dispelled, Cale could see the two blue-haired Blood Demon candidates, Yoon and Hoya. Yoon was the array formation user while Hoya controlled the jiangshis. In their conversation, they also mentioned another candidate named Go Hyuk.

Tsunami is Here 🌊 Okay, we finally get our long-awaited tsunami. BUT. The chapter ended with a cliffhanger after a long description of its appearance... Yeah, we didn't get to see it sweep away the jiangshis yet. 😑

Remember when Cale agreed with Water AP to only use up to 200%? Well, they broke it and changed it to 225%. And Cale was confused that he was still feeling fine despite using that much of his power. But who knows? The aftereffects might come later... Blood coughing soon, please?

Ending Remarks The recent chapters full of cliffhangers are starting to annoy me. Now, we have to wait for Monday just to see the effect of the tsunami Cale created.

[hiorisgf]

Hiii for the valentines event may i please request Shidou + marriage booth?

##WEDDING CRASHING MY CRUSH'S WEDDING!

↪ft. Shidou

↪In which, this menace dares disrupt the flow of a peaceful round of marriage booth

Event Navigation

Being stuck in a marriage booth isn't the worst thing to happen—really. It's actually pretty entertaining, especially if the one you're paired up with is your friend or some random stranger you don't know. Pretty scary, sure, but you were lucky to be paired up with a kind and funny guy. 

"Again, I'm so sorry my friends dragged you in this—really. I don't know why they thought it'd be funny to pair me with whoever"

You chuckle at the guy's continues spout of apologies, "My gosh, I told you already, it's fine. I don't really mind—although it is quite a bummer I couldn't buy cotton candy with my friends" 

"I'll buy you that! For free! I feel so bad you just had to be pulled in my friends' antics. Please let me make it up to you!" he clasps his hand together, practically begging you to let him buy you that one thing.

You try to resist and refuse, but he was too insistent you couldn't dare reject his offer any longer. So with a defeated sigh, you nodded. "Alright—err"

"Tanaka! And you?" Tanaka asks, and you answer his question with your own name and some silly side comment that you hoped entertained him.

See? Marriage booth is fun.

Well,, it's fun until Shidou comes and ruin it. 

"I object!"

The crowd audibly gasps, including you, as well as the priest. Then, they part like the red sea when the man pushes forward. Just then, you gasp once more—more horrified than before. Especially when you caught sight of his horrendous hair style and choice of hair dye. Oh my god.

"Shidou—!" 

"I reject this marriage!" he ignores you. Very much disrespectful—you dissed.

It takes atleast three times of the priest opening and closing his mouth like a fish out of water to finally regain his composure. He coughs on his fist before looking directly at the tanned male, "And who might you be, young man?" he asked, trying to sound as unentertained as possible.

"I'am Shidou Ryusei of the football club. As well as," he pauses in his words, and you shake your head agressively—which only served to spur him on even more unfortunately. "[Name]'s long time lover!" 

Again, the crowd erupts into loud, entertained gasps. Some even starting to take videos of this evetnful (fake) wedding. Your friends on the other hand, are laughing their asses off whilst you're busy trying not to commit third degree murder right then and there.

"Do you accept this statement as the truth, Tanaka's spouse to be?!" 

You whip your head to look at the priest. "Absolutely not your honor! I have never met this man in my whole entire life!" you answered, glaring at the man who ruined what was supposed to be a peaceful round of marriage booth.

"Lies! If you don't know me then why did you call my name earlier?!" everyone nods, recalling the time you said his name in astonishment.

Shidou then stretched his arm froward, beckoning you to come and take his hand with a stupid grin you'd want to erase. "Come, take my hand and run away with me! Away from this creep that forced you to marry him!"

You heave out a (very) heavy sigh, "Sorry, Tanaka, Shidou can become a bit(a lot) of a menace sometimes(all the time)" 

Tanaka chuckles. "It's fine, actually. This is really interesting—like a scene from a movie, it's fun."

You almost tear up—his grin was way too bright and his soul was way too pure to look directly at. "Say, how about you take his hand and actually run way?"

"Absolutely not."

Tanaka sighs at your very immediate rejection. "Why not?"

"Why should I?"

"Well, I don't really think ignoring this guy wouldn't let us finish this sooner unless you accept his prposal and supposedly elope with him."

You wanted to refute, that you'd rather die by eating mold than elope with him but damn. he was right; knowing Shidou, he wouldn't let this farce end until he reached an ending he was satisfied with. So at the end, you ended up taking his hand, begrudgingly. ten times more begrudgingly than normal. 

"I'll kill you someday, I promise."

Shidou doesn't take your threat seriously, and even had the gosh darn nerve to laugh. Rude! "Oh? How romantic! I'd be more than happy to have you as the last person I'll see before I die and go to hell"

"Shut up, please go explode in a remote island or something"

"Running away and living in a remote island with you isn't a bad idea actually"

"I hope you'll waste your money on a vending machine that won't give you your drink. And just take me away already and leave me alone" you sighed, glaring at him the whole time.

"So eager, I knew you love me" he dreamily says, and the most he's received from you was a glare and a promise to send him to a coffin. Not like he was complaining although--Shidou lived for that hateful glare you'd give him every time.

"So mean--but I still love you all the same" Shidou grabs you by the waist and throws you over his shoulder--similar to how one would carry a potato sack.  "Well, that's all from me. bye!" And then Shidou runs off, like a darned super motor leading that's bypassing speed limits leading to you screaming all the way.

"Wait! I still have to return the dress!" 

[uwukillmenowowo]

Yandere Enki X Therapist Female reader

I GOT’CHU—

Cuz the best thing I love about Enki is his brother 🥰

Nah but still- Enki is 😍

But I might make a part two because I just wanna see if im on the right track of a good storyline.

Forgive me for this because I've only watched Nanbaka until season 2

(ノ ─︣ ⏥ ─︣ )ノ

Keeping Me Sane

(Yandere Enki Gokuu X Therapist! Female! Reader!)

Notes:

You were a recently appointed therapist.

Since you had to look over some inmates and guards one on one you got to learn how to use Qigong from the best of the best. Building 5.

You got along with one guard in particular, Samon

He taught you more about close combat and how to block out Qi channeling.

That way if an inmate gets to aggressive, you can paralyze them.

Basically you're like Ty Lee from ATLA.

Somethings wrong... You can feel it. It's coming from building 5. However, you ignore it, thinking that it was just some inmates. That is... until you get too close to a certain guard.

{Second POV}

~~~~~

You were heading to building 5 because of a supposed urgent process that needed to take place. The train stopped and you got off, taking a deep breath as you walked towards the Chinese setting. 'No matter how many times I walk through here it still smells like lotus flowers.' You thought optimistically as you saw a familiar fabulous teal haired queer Queen.

"Ruka! Good afternoon!" You called. Ruka turned around happily and squealed, rushing over to you and wrapped his arms around you. "[Y/n], dearie~ So glad you came. Ugh, that inmate was about to become absolutely insufferable..." You chuckled and pat his shoulder, telling him that you were here to help. He thanked you profusely and then told you that the inmate was in a lover level cell because of protocol. You understood and started to make your way to the cell.

But that's when you noticed... an extremely tall male.

[REALLY THO- HOW THE FUCK IS ENKI THAT TALL????]

You've never seen him before. However, he was wearing a guard uniform and he had a belt quite similar to Samon. 'Oh wait! Samon said he had an older brother. Perhaps that's him.' You thought and kept walking, eager to become acquaintances with another college.

You waved your hand and was about to greet him when all of a sudden he grabbed you by your coat and slammed you against the wall with incredible speed. You gasped for air and coughed. "Whoa are you?" He demanded as he glared at you.

He lifted you up. Since you were much smaller than him, you were suspended in the air. Because of the impact you felt blood in your mouth. Not wanting to cough it out, you swallowed hard. You tried to speak but no words came out. Thankfully though, someone came to your aid. "HEY! LET HER GO! SHE'S THE NEW THERAPIST THAT IS CHECKING UP ON THAT INMATE!" You couldn't see him but you knew it was Samon's voice.

The taller male let you go and finally you coughed some blood out as you held your throat. Samon raced over to you. "[Y/n]! Are you alright? I'm sorry about Enki." You just nodded and looked up to see Enki's gaze now looking nonchalant. "I'm... fine. Just a little banged up. But overall I'm good." Samon pouted. " Do you need Doctor Otogi?"

You shook your head again, telling Samon repeatedly that you were okay. But Samon refused to believe that you were okay. Since you two were good friends, Samon asked for Enki to apologize to you. You tried to tell him that it was fine but Enki did apologize to you.

You felt embarrassed about that so you just smiled and told Enki how it was no big deal. After that, Samon pat your shoulder happily and told you to visit the doctor if anything started to hurt before leaving.

After that it was just you and Enki. The taller male just stared down at you and you felt like you were in the presence of the warden all over again. "So you're a therapist?" He asked. You quickly nodded. Enki just hummed to himself before he started to walk off.

You just let out a deep breath. 'Scary!' You thought and just made your way to the inmate's cell to do the job you're paid to do.

{Ruka's POV}

~~~~~

"So~ How'd it go?" I asked and chuckled, using my Bashosen to cover my mouth. "... Awful... I tried to do as you say, pin her to the wall. But I slammed her head into the wall instead." I sweatdropped and sighed deeply as I saw Enki glaring at the wall. But immediately after, he smiled lovingly. "She's so tiny. I could do whatever I want with her with only one hand." I grit my teeth and just nodded along. 'What perverse thoughts.' I thought as I narrowed my eyes at Enki's lovestruck gaze.

'How in the hell did I get into this situation again..?'

"Shut up. Either help me win her over from my brother or I'll snap your neck right here an now. After all, you're one of her admirers too aren't you?"

'Right... that's how...' I sighed and fixed my hair and my cap before I proposed another plan. "Fine. Let's start off easier. Just ask her that you want to schedule a therapy meeting but instead, take that moment to apologize for hurting her. You could ever get her a gift or a snack." Enki then smirked and I flinched. It was the same look he gave me after almost murdering me after all.

"Perfect." His smirk grew wider and I just nodded. "Keep the grin down. You look like you're about to murder someone again... Also, don't. I've already covered up the first one. We don't need a second one." Enki stood straight up and fixed his guard coat. "That inmate deserved it. Talking about what's mine in such a way." Enki then went back to glaring at the wall and I facepalmed.

Ehhhhh- Am I doin' good?

(っ ─︣ ᵜ ─︣ )っ

[dragondemoness]

Omg how about a request with despair disease mikan but instead of remberance disease mikan gets the assertive or delinquent disease lol. She just upfront and kinda harsh towards people even her s/o. Like hinata is in the naruto movie Road to ninja. Thing is S/O actually likes it but is shy and blushy about it

:p

Mikan Tsumiki Catching the Assertive Disease

You worried that Mikan spending too much time with the patients would get her infected as well

You expressed your worries, but she told you she had a strong immune system and promised she would be fine

And then she proceeded to prove herself wrong

The next day, she woke up with a raging fever and a bad attitude 

Naturally, you were horrified

"Oh my God! Mikan, are you okay?"

You tried to rub her back, but she pushed on your chest roughly

"Yes, I'm fine! I don't need you to coddle me all the time, (Name)."

You stumbled backwards in shock

"I-I was just checking on you..."

She ignored you and left the on-call room

You followed her, calling after her in worry

"Mikan, you can't leave! You're way too sick to-"

She turned around and glared at you, instantly silencing you

As she headed towards the doors of the hospital, Hajime and Fuyuhiko came in

"Oh hey, Mikan!" 

Hajime greeted her, then realized she looked tired and sluggish

"Woah, are you okay? You don't look so good..."

Mikan narrowed her eyes at him and grabbed him by the collar

"I'm sorry Hajime, but if I wanted a spineless wimp's opinion, I would have asked you."

She shoved him to the ground and turned to you

"Come on, (Name). We're leaving."

You looked at Hajime, then to her with wide eyes

"Mikan, you can't just-"

She leaned in close to your face, making intense eye contact with you

"I believe I was just talking to you. I said we're leaving."

She grabbed your wrist and dragged you out before you could resist

You felt too afraid to try and reason with her, so you let her do her thing

You heard Fuyuhiko remark how scary her change in behavior was before the doors closed

She dragged you to her cottage and sat on her bed

"Mikan, you really need to be at the hospital right now. You could get even worse."

She blinked at you with a bored expression

"Oh, with the rest of those pathetic losers? No thanks. I'm staying right here."

"But Mikan-"

She narrowed her eyes at you

"Do I have to repeat myself? I said, I'm staying here."

You nodded rapidly

"O-Okay. Whatever you want."

Her expression changed to one of satisfaction 

"Good boy/girl. Now, come here. Sit on my lap."

Your face heated up

"Huh? Uh, I'm not sure that's-"

"Did I stutter? Sit. On. My. Lap."

You did as told and sat on her lap

She wrapped her arms around you tightly and fell asleep

You were sure you were going to get sick too, but oh well

And this continued for another couple of days

Mikan refused to go back to the hospital, leaving Hajime and Fuyuhiko to try and care for the diseased patients

And any time you tried to convince her to rest or go to the hospital, she stubbornly refused and intimidated you into dropping it

At this point, even Hiyoko was afraid to be around her

But you would be lying if you said you didn't enjoy it

As harsh as she was being, all her attention was on you

And even though there were other patients that needed to be cared for, it honestly felt pretty good

But in just a few days, she returned to her normal, klutzy self

"Ah... Oh (Name), I feel so much b-better now!"

"Th-That's great..." *cough*

"Oh no! Did I get you sick?! Oh, this is bad! This is very, very bad!"

Then she scrambled to help you get better, once again inadvertently neglecting her other patients

She could not stop apologizing for the way she acted, but you brushed it off

You even admitted that you liked it, making her blush

Then she returned to her patients, but this time, being extra careful so it didn't happen again

[chocoenvy]

Hello choco, I really love how you wrote about the parallel dimension au request that I sent you before and it caused me to come up with a new idea for the au.

How would each archon from both dimensions interact with each other?

Like the imposter, au archon (who looks like a complete hot mess) came face to face with the soft au version of themselves (who were literally soaked with Reader's divine aura) thinking they were their actual subconsciousness (when they were actually in front of them).

At this moment the soft au started to ridicule their alt selves as well as question the imposter archons as to how they didn't recognize their creator and they did

The imposter archon decided to retaliate (from back talking to plain outfight them but in the end was overpowered by the soft archons (because the divine aura was actually just a power boost that soft au reader placed on them without them knowing)

and to add salt to injury the soft archon displayed their most precious memory with the soft au reader before telling this.

"That would have been you at that very moment if you took the time to listen to the creator; everything that your heart truly desired would have been yours at this moment."

And because I'm a *cough* Zhongli simp *cough* Let's say that he became the afab soft au reader's lover and is expecting to be a father soon.

~bee anon

Warnings: afab reader, gn pronouns, dying in dreams

i had a thought about this a couple days ago before you had sent the ask in and y'know i completely forgot everything i had thought but!

So I think that Reader would be the only one able to like connect the two dimensions y'know? They have to connect the archons to the other dimension.

Which is hilarious because I can imagine the archons in the soft au going up to reader being like "LET ME AT THEM! MY GOD USE YOUR POWERS SO I CAN PUMMEL THOSE HERETICS!"

reader is very compassionate so i feel like they'd be hesitant to do so but then they think about all of the dreams they've had and how scary it is. And they have to deal with that 24/7 :(

so soft au reader is like, "Fine, my acolytes fuck them up."

The first time they do this, the two alternate dimension archons meeting, the imposter au archons think it's merely a nightmare. One where they meet themselves being happy with the imposter.

But they also see it as an opportunity to confront them and let out all of their anger.

"You're weak," They both say to each other.

"You're weak for falling for an imposter."

"You're weak for not recognizing our great god."

Due to this technically being a dream, albeit a very realistic dream, neither version of the archons are willing to give up or be remotely civil.

It's rather embarrasing how quickly it devolved into fighting.

At first, they were equal in fighting. It was just a way to vent their frustrastions and they were sure that the fighting wouldn't get none of them anywhere.

But then a golden flicker entered the soft au's eyes.

The dream ended with Venti shooting the imposter au Venti in the chest with an anemo infused arrow flickering gold. Zhongli's spear plunging into the imposter au Zhongli's chest, his eyes flickering with golden highlights. Electricity sparked in Ei's spear, the purple electro highlighted with gold.

It was just a dream. The imposter au archons tried to convince themselves as they woke up heaving. But their chests and limbs ached where they had been hit.

Still, they ignore it, and continue hunting down the "imposter". But there's unease between the three of them.

Then the same thing happened the next night, though they listened more. They screamed more.

Their limbs were red where they had been hit. Still, they hunted the imposter. But they hesitated before swinging their weapons at them.

Then, the dream happened again.

They broke and screamed and cried.

"They're not our god!" They screeched, "They can't be! I can't have hurt my god! I can't!"

"But you did!" The soft au archons hissed, "And you will repent for it before you go even further!"

They dug their weapons into the imposter archons. Ending the dream for tonight as they hoped they'll make the right choice.

The imposter au archons woke with their chests and limbs bruised, aching the entire day.

They sought out the imposter and spoke with them. They were shivering the entire time, flinching at the tiniest of movements.

"Are you our god?" They asked, gently or else you'd flinch back.

You sniffled, "I don't even know what you're talking about."

"What do you mean?" Venti questioned.

"I don't know who your god is! I didn't even-" You hiccuped, "I didn't even know they existed before I came here!"

"Came here?" Ei echoed, furrowing her brows in confusion, "What do you mean came here?"

You sniffled, "I mean... I was just... transported here. It sounds dumb but I'm not from Teyvat, I was just- I was just transported here suddenly."

The three archons were silent for a moment before Ei flicked her wrist, "Keep them in locked in a room. Do not let them out."

You shook as they grabbed you and placed you in one of the rooms in her palace. Locked up.

"We'll decide what to do with them later," The three archons shared a look only the three of them understood.

That night, they fought again, screaming their feelings to this alternate version of themselves.

"They're an imposter!" They screamed, "I've hurt them, spit on them, cast them out, they can't be anything other than an imposter! I can't be sympathizing with an imposter! I can't have hurt our god!"

It was the same ramblings as the other nights. There was no talking them out of it, they could only show them the truth.

They saw flashes of the alternate reality. You were laughing, hugging Zhongli like no tomorrow. Playing with the children, eating Xiangling's cooking, learning how to fight from Childe, playing in the snow of Dragonspine, eating the food of the three nations, flashes of you in the three nations' clothes. You were breathtaking, a god in all sense of the word because they nurtured you into fully realizing your godhood.

But the most recent flash caused Zhongli's heart in particular to clench. You were with child, his child.

"That could be you," his doppleganger taunted, "You could have all of the love in the world from our beloved god if you'd merely realize they're your god."

"You don't deserve to be forgiven for the treasonous things you've done, but I can't stand the thought of their grace, even if they're not my god, to be hurt."

Zhongli had awoke with tears in his eyes, breathing heavily. The dream had ended before they were killed this time, and while it was hard to dispel his worries he knew that you'd never be hurt again.

He'd make sure of it.

[jangmi-latte]

(TWST ANNIVERSARY) Sets up my own death cutely- A oneshot for Kalim's halloween voicelines, "Whine! Grrrrr! Bark! *cough!* "It’s hard trying to sound like a wolf…"" and “Grr… Pain shoots through my body whenever I look at the full moon. You better watch your back if you start to hear some howling.” because these things KILLED ME 😭

Aa I'm sorry I can't think of a prompt- All I really expect is a flustered reader and a mmmaybe kinda teasing Kalim?? Honestly him being oblivious is also good if you think it fits better^^

That's all, hope it isn't much trouble! Happy TWST Anniversary! ^v^

╰──➢  "Whine! Grrrrr! Bark! *cough!* "It’s hard trying to sound like a wolf…"

╰──➢  “Grr… Pain shoots through my body whenever I look at the full moon. You better watch your back if you start to hear some howling.”

❥ happy twst anniversary anonie! may our waiter, kalim al asim, treat you with this anniversary special dessert!

You stared at him from the bench you sat. He was leaning over the well, hands on the edges as he sneered at himself. You observed his movements, seeing his futile attempts to look like -- or sound like -- a wolf despite wearing one that represents the creature. Tittering to yourself, you stood from your resting place and approached the young man.

“Grrrrr!” he growled before shortly being followed by a bark and a cough. 

“You’re straining your voice too much,” you called, smiling at the surprised dorm leader, sheepishly scratching the back of his head. Kalim’s fake fangs made you stare. The temporary tattoos on his face could be convincing enough for him to look like a wolf yet the shine in his eyes made you just see… well.. Kalim. Might you admit, he does look cutely attractive yet there was also a hint of handsome in his features. Why are you lying? He is handsome. Both, even.

“It’s hard trying to sound like a wolf…” he sighed, sounding dejected while holding a pout on his lips. He leaned over the well again, watching his reflection as he tilted his head. “Rook helped yesterday and I was able to nail it!” he cheered, eyes moving to look at you. 

You folded your lips before jerking, “Oh! Maybe your voice is tired. Here, you can drink from my jug. It’ll help you.” you offered. Kalim grinned, eyes closing as he reached over to take your bottle.

“Thanks, y/n! I forgot. Jamil would always give me some herbal drinks every time I had a cough. I guess this’ll do!” He downed your water in one go, looking like he ignored his dry throat for hours. A trail of liquid seeping from the corner of his lips and down his chin. Afterwards, he exhaled, feeling the cool water soothe his throat.

“Oops…” he mumbled, “I drank it all! I’m sorry!” he panicked.

“It’s fine, Kalim,” you said yet he kept the bottle out of your reach. “Wait wait! Listen to me now. Can you be my audience so I know how they’ll react when I finally look like a real wolf?”

One shan’t ignore the glimmer in his eyes as he excitedly asked for your assistance. Having not the heart to resist, you nodded. “Go ahead.”

“Yeah!” he cheered, placing your jug still out of your reach behind him, “Alright. Here I go.”

Kalim took a deep breath, feet apart as he bent on his knees. You shifted your weight on each leg, watching as he started to growl. “Grrr..”

Eh.

“Woa--”

He growled louder, your lips sealing shut as you watch his fingers curl halfway. Not like there wasn’t any difference to when you were watching from afar. It was just interesting to watch him so closely. Observing his scrunched eyebrows and tense jaw. Before you could even blink, he dropped down to his feet and ran away swiftly. He left a gush of wind to hit you, your eyes shutting close on instinct.

“Kalim?!” you called, voice slightly louder than average as you gained your bearings and looked around. You wondered, just how fast can this young man go? You heard rustling behind you, but that was the least of your issues. Your eyes darted left and right in an attempt to find him. Nowhere.

Up until you feel hot breath hit the back of your ear, leaving you stiff as you listen, “Pain shoots through my body whenever I look at the full moon.” His voice deep and husky with a hint of roughness. Goosebumps crawled on your arms as he shifted to the other side, hands laying on your shoulders with his fake claws digging on your clothes. 

“You better watch your back if you start to hear some howling.”

And he howled. Loud enough for you to be whirling around and staring at him wide-eyed. This wasn’t Kalim, this is a wolf. His eyes are now sharp, teeth gritted against each other as he stared at you with narrowed eyes.

You would’ve been scared or at least intimidated if it wasn’t for the fact you’re checking him out. A serious Kalim, even a smirking Kalim, was enough to send blood rushing to your cheeks. “Did I do well?” he grinned, instantly bringing the sunshine back to his system.

“You’re red! Did I really scare you, y/n?” he laughed, leaning closer as he held your hands. It was your throat that went dry this time. Looking like a fish out of the water as you moved your lips in an attempt to speak. 

“y/n?”

“Yes,” you breathed out as you looked away. “Wolf-- yes..y-yes! You did g-great!” you stuttered out, smiling at the grinning boy who continued to cheer, oblivious to your loud pounding heart and flustered face. Not as scary as everyone may think, yet the way he held you put you on edge, in a good way. 

You thought, what else was Kalim capable of?

“I forgot about your water! Come. Let’s get some water and I’ll practice more for you! I told you I’d do great as a wolf. Now I can scare everyone just like how I scared you!”

Oh please… Kalim if only you knew...

© jangmi-latte, all rights reserved. 

[hisredhysteria]

Sick Day

Note: Happy birthday Swindler ♡ I would quite literally arrange a battle to the death with Cutthroat just to have you. I'm losing obviously...but I love you and you deserve all the happiness.. Someone get this girl a birthday cake. Actually, you know what. I'm getting this girl a birthday cake. This isn't a birthday writing, but I wrote it because it's Swindler's bday and this scenario has been on my mind since I first started this blog//account —

....also happy birthday to @superfanloveraxl since you two share a birthday-!

Summary: Swindler stays at home with the reader after coming down with a cold and the reader has to get her to take medicine via pill form

Cozied up under the blankets she laid—sleeping even passed her alarm, you took in the sight of Swindlers pale skin, flushed and flushing further.

It had been a couple days of her denying it, sniffling as she did, but soon enough she'd admit that caving was going to be the only option. Taking in the sight of her calm body, your hand swept her bangs so soft before you placed the back of it onto her heated forehead. Furrowing your brows in concern, despite her seemingly comfortable slumber, you pulled your hand away and hurried to fetch a cool rag. Stirring once you took your first step however, Swindler's hoarse voice would fight to call your name.

"Is it really already morning..?" She yawned, audibly a small wheeze came out as she did so from the mucous clogging her throat and sinuses.

"Actually, it's three in the afternoon.." You looked back, a smile evident on your lips as it was just a little humorous.

"Three...!?" She coughed out, sitting up from the warm blankets at the speed of light. "Why didn't you wake me up sooner? Oh my god, I'm gonna be late again, aren't I..? My boss is gonna ki—" Her eyes looked left and right, anticipating to find her phone in a frenzied state.

"You're sick, remember? You took the day off. Of course I didn't wake you up silly.."

Dumbfounded in realization, Swindler let out a nervous but scratchy laugh at her own dramatic reaction. Hoping not to have alarmed you too much, she allowed her head to fall back onto the pillow with a plop.

"That could have caused a heart attack..."

"I was worried you were having one." You teased, a light joke to poke at her.

Her hair made noise as it brushed across the pillow when she turned a slow head to face you. Swindler's expression became just a little curious, but her throat would only spare so many more words. "Why aren't you at work?" She asked, letting in one loud and startling sniffle as she did so.

Wincing from the sound, you plucked a tissue from its box and made your way to the bed, hot from her temperature. "Shouldn't you sit up..?" You suggested, ignoring the more important question on Swindler's mind.

Her vision beginning to blur, she inhaled through her mouth with a struggling breath. "I think I might die." She exaggerated, blinking furiously to try and stop the sickly tears that soaked the edges of her eyes.

Sighing, you placed the tissue on her chest. "Here." You said, touching a hand on the pillows behind her aching head. "Let me help you prop them up. It'll be easier to breathe, you know."

Holding the tissue close to her chest as she struggled to sit up a second time, Swindler barely protested at first until she saw you pull away. Leaning into the slightly upright pillows, she sniffled once again, then glanced down at the tissue she held close to her chest.

"I really do appreciate it, but you don't have to take care of me. I'll be fine, actually.... I think I'm more than fine now...—" She said, almost guilty to have imposed on you. Still, as you walked to the doorway to retrieve a cool rag, you heard the startling sound of Swindler blowing her nose.

"Weren't you the one who just mentioned dying a second ago...? ...I think I'm gonna go get you a glass of water and some medicine to help with your stuffy nose."

A glance shooting up at your scary words, her nervous look was something blatantly obvious. "No, no— I don't think that'll be necessary..." She waved her hands to signal doubt about the decision. "I think I'll just call my boss and tell them I can come in late.." Sliding to the edge of the bed, her weak body would fight against her and had you not rushed the moment she looked dizzy, she'd have fallen straight to the floor with an ouch.

"You're staying in bed, Swindler." You were stern, almost in a hugging position as you kept her from giving in to her knees. Helping her sit back down on the bed, you earned such soft eyes from your sickened partner like she meant to thank you.

"If you insist..." She hesitated in a whisper, starting to feel the pain in her head pound like nothing ever had before. Finding it hard to relax, even when you left the bedroom for a moment, Swindler turned to face the slightly opened window. A gentle breeze rustled in from it, making the thick air feel just a little more clean to breathe in.

"I'm back~" You sang, hands full of everything more than what you planned to bring. Cough drops, a wet rag, a glass of water, pill bottles, and maybe more, your hands had been so crowded that if even one item threatened to drop, a domino effect would occur and they'd all come crashing down.

"Jeez....you really went all out..." She said, eyes watching you carefully place everything down in a safe spot. Staring at the pill bottles like they had something to tell her, you nodded your head.

"I would have gotten tea too...but..."

"Oh, perfect..!" She stalled. "Why don't you get the tea and I'll worry about the rest...!"

"How about.. I help and then I'll get the tea..!" You smiled, grabbing the bottle of pills and handing her the glass of water.

"Oh...haha... Sure, why not... that's easier.." She awkwardly answered, panic setting in when she looked at the stagnant water filling the glass as equally clear.

"Here, hold out your other hand~" You instructed.

Reluctant at the nonchalant demand, she slowly unfolded an empty hand and waited for you to pop the bottle of all healing pain killers first. Spilling just two into your own hand, you dropped them into hers and sealed the bottle shut once again. "Don't take too long or they'll melt at you temperature—"

Nerves shredded her whole as she looked back up to meet your pressuring gaze. "You know...I've never actually taken a pill before..." She admitted, perhaps even ashamedly so.

You weren't at all too taken aback by it, at least judging by the concerned demeanour growing that implied something had been off.

"I see...so that's why you're sweating bullets and not because you're in the midst of a cold, isn't it..?" Teasing her once again, she'd give you a look in frustration before letting out a short cough.

"Well, that too I guess..."

"It's really quite simple." You offered, blinking down at her face even further exasperated.

"I would have already taken it if I thought it was that easy..." She sighed, lifting an eyebrow at the way you seemed to have little understanding for her position. Smirking however, you laid your hand flat and bare.

"I'm only kidding, I gave you two for a reason. I'll take one with you if it makes you feel any better.."

Surprised that you'd caught on to her hesitant manner about the pills to begin with, she dropped one in your hand and watched you place it on your tongue with ease. Kneeling down in front of her, you pointed at your mouth and her pale flushed skin began to dust themselves in a light pink. "W-what are you doing?" She asked, confused and bewildered.

"Wauer..." You attempted to say, trying hard not to choke yourself on the pill and scare Swindler anymore than she'd already been in regards to pill taking. Pointing at your mouth signaled for her to tilt the glass down diligently into your mouth. Ever so carefully she did so, shaking lightly with fear to not overload or spill the clear liquid onto you. Stupidly successful however, you stood back up with a full mouth of water and took in a gulp. "See, easy~"

"....And how exactly did that help me?" She asked, beginning to feel as though it was somewhat of a show off rather than a tutorial.

"Did you see where the pill was placed on my tongue?" You asked, having the whole point been that in the knelt position she'd get a careful view of everything.

"Well, yeah...but that won't help me swallow it..."

"Just put it a little further back on your tongue so it's not too hard to swallow. It's almost like eating food ..or with enough water, it can be like you're simply taking just another sip of it with no pill." You explained, Swindler softly sighing.

"I'll try...but if I choke.. I'm blaming you.." With that said, Swindler gave the other pill in her hand a nervous look. "This is gonna be what kills me today, isn't it...?" A pause of reluctance, she cleared her throat of any possible obstacles, then placed the pill in a similar spot on her tongue as you had. Hesitant at first, she'd put the glass of water to her lips and take a swig of it— enough to wash the pill down whole. The feeling was only somewhat foreign, but overall the experience wasn't as bad as she made it out to seem.

"See, not so bad, right?"

"No.." She slightly smiled, relieved to have it over with.

"Onto the next one..!" You cheered, popping a bottle of pills slightly larger than just the pain killers.

"...Oh no, please...I'm definitely gonna choke on those, they're too big.." She responded, sniffling loudly one last time. "Can I just take a cough drop instead...?"

[lovelytarou]

you make me go uwu

pairing: midoriya izuku x reader

genre: fluff, angst

tags: inspired by the song uwu by chevy

a/n: i'm just projecting my izuku feels and me literally going soft whenever i see his chubby face in the manga ang going uwu over it, also i still have a christmas hangover so sorry if you don't celebrate that or not fond of it! hearts, reblogs & feedbacks are greatly appreciated 💗

midoriya izuku is a lot of things.

he's one of the best students at UA and was quite known to be a reckless person who never thinks twice about helping someone. his knack for breaking his bones was a testament to that fact.

he's no doubt going to be one of the best pro heroes out there soon, with a big heart, a kind soul, and a courageous spirit.

midoriya izuku is a lot of things and possessing such cute, squishable cheeks is one of them. or more likely, being cute is one of them.

this thought occured to you when he offered to help you in one of the classes you're having trouble with. being at such close proximity made you aware of just how green his eyes are and when the sunlight hits them just right, they look like beautiful gems. or how he always seem to mutter under his breath when he's thinking too hard, or how his right leg would unconsciously shift to you like he wanted to get closer.

but one of the things you noticed the most, is his cheeks while he puffs them out of frustration.

he's gonna give me a heart attack one of these days with how cute he is

incident #1

you were currently at the cafeteria, sitting at a table with the dekusquad (kaminari came up with it, izuku claimed their little group don't have a name) which consists of ochaco, shouto, tenya, and izuku.

everything is going well, the group had already bought their food and are now digging in after a collective, “itadakimasu!”

you just had the most fortunate opportunity to sit in front if izuku, of all people, who is too busy eating.

he paused for a moment to answer iida's question who's beside him and it made his cheeks bloated with the food inside.

you choked on your drink because you just felt your heart swell with how cute he looks. it almost reminded you of a hamster.

shouto who is sitting on your left, gave you a concerned look and offered you his water.

“are you okay, l/n-san?” his question made izuku turn to you both, you felt your cheeks heat up when he looked at you while looking like that.

“i-i'm fine, thanks.” you took the water from him and gulped it down to clear your throat, and cool your nerves.

“you should chew your food properly when eating or else you'll choke!” iida scolded, waving his hands in a chopping motion you all grew to be familiar with.

“s-sorry...” you can't help but scratch at your nape in embarrassment.

incident #2

“midoriya, you're up.” aizawa called one afternoon on another day of training.

the rest of class 1-a stood back while izuku stepped in front. this was another one of aizawa's endurance training and one of the challenges was to beat a bunch of the robots from the entrance exam once again. how he can call this endurance training, you don't know.

“SMAAAAASH!” you heard izuku yell, tearing through what was once a robot and turning it into scraps of metal.

he did this to the other robots and he landed on his feet with a very serious look that instead of making him look intimidating, it actually made him look more adorable.

“he's like an angry bunny–” you cut yourself off with a hand on your mouth as you laughed quietly, another flush blossoming on your cheeks.

“i know right?! look how cute he is, but he's scary when he shows how strong he is like that.” mina added, looking at izuku who's walking towards the both of you now.

you immediately composed yourself when his eyes landed on you.

“y/n! are you okay? your face is all red! are you sick? do you need to go to recovery girl? shall i take you to her? what if you're overheating?! it's so hot out and your hero costume's probably too heavy–” he began to ramble and you can only stare at him with wide eyes as he continued with his wild thoughts.

quickly dismissing him with a hand on his mouth as everyone started to look at the two of you, izuku stared down at it and felt flustered at how soft your hand felt on his lips.

he's practially kissing your palm, do you even register what you're doing to him?!

“shh! i'm fine! it's just...you're so–” you were about to tell him that he's just so damn cute but you were called by aizawa.

“uh, i gotta go! see ya later!” you scrambled away from him, heart beating fast inside your chest.

that was close.

incident #3

“hey, y/n? can i ask you a favor?” you looked up from your phone when izuku approached you on the dorm's common room.

worry is written all over his face as he fumbled with his fingers, thinking about you being too busy even though you're literally on your phone all day.

there he goes again.

before he can overthink more, you smiled at him warmly and stood up from your seat.

“sure, what's up?”

izuku gulped, “well, uh, i was thinking of a gift to give to someone but i, um, don't know if they'll like it? i kinda, um, need your opinion on it, if that's okay?”

he stared at you with big doe eyes and you can't help but swoon when he looks at you like that. of course, how can you say no to that face? he looks like he'd cry any moment if you denied him.

“alright! what gift did you get for this particular someone?” you teased, nudging his side.

he led the two of you to his room, which isn't the first time since it became a usual thing for the two of you to study together there or simply hang out and talk about your problems, about what you did that day, rambling about your favorite heroes...basically this has became your second room. and your's his.

“um, i got them this,” he opened his bedside drawer and pulled out a small box. inside it, he revealed a beautiful necklace with a letter D as a pendant.

“it's for ‘deku’ which sounds kind of cheesy since it's my hero name, but i just thought that if i gave it to them then that means i'm with them wherever they are,” he reached for something inside his shirt, showing you an identical looking necklace with a familiar letter on it.

you don't want to assume things, but whoever is this particular someone that izuku is going to give the necklace to, they sure are one lucky person. not only is he kind, thoughtful, caring, and not to mention cute, but they'd be lucky to have someone like izuku fall for them.

ignoring the sudden pang of hurt in your chest, you forced a smile on your mouth and cooed at him.

“aww, that is so cute, izu! i'm sure they would love that very much. i know i would! if they don't, you can just always give it to me,” you joked, laughing to mask your hurt.

“r-really? you think so?” when you nodded in response, izuku heaved a big sigh of relief, “well, i trust you, y/n. i'm sure they would love this.”

after that, you excused yourself out of his room and proceeded to go to yours. sleep didn't come to you easily that night, thinking about the special someone that izuku was talking about and how much it would hurt once you saw them together.

over the years you spent being his friend, you never thought you would harbor such deep, intense feelings for the green-haired boy. you don't doubt he has great things ahead of him, and because of that, you started to like him for how strong he is and how he continues to be a better hero, and an overall a great person. that awe soon turn to adoration. and before you knew it, you're falling hard for izuku.

last incident

it's christmas, and the day before, aizawa had made all of you draw lots for your secret santas. your heart stopped when you saw izuku's name on the paper you pulled from the bowl.

you didn't think too much of it and decided to give him something all might-related and called it a day, still a little sour over izuku falling for someone else.

when the dreaded day came, everybody was so chaotic and high on their holiday spirits. even bakugou, which they convinced to wear a santa hat and haul the gifts in a bag. although, he still had a big scowl on his face and basically threw the gifts to their designated owners.

“shitty hair!” bakugou barked, pulling out a gift from the bag. kirishima hopped over to where bakugou was sitting and accepted the gift with a big smile on his face.

“whoa, bakugou! you're my secret santa?!” he asked in shock, eyes shining.

“it does says my name there, doesn't it, idiot? now hurry up and open your gift already,” kirishima did just that and bursted into tears when his gift was a crimson riot themed crocs. he thanked bakugou over and over while the latter hid his smile poorly with a cough.

“whatever. dunce face! you're next!” he practically threw kaminari's gift to him which the boy almost failed to catch, earning him a snigger from the explosive boy.

“man, why do you gotta be the santa for christmas? you're cruel!” kaminari pouted, turning around to go back to where he was squished in between sero and mineta.

“you got a problem with that, dunce face?!” he growled, his palms crackling with his quirk. kirishima tried to diffuse his anger.

when everything is calm, bakugou proceeded to dig into the bag for gifts.

“here, you shitty nerd.” he tossed your gift to izuku, you almost yelped a ‘be careful!’ but izuku had great reflexes and caught your gift swiftly. his eyes widened when he read who his secret santa was. your eyes met each other but was abruptly cut off when bakugou called your name.

“y/n! here's yours,” he was oddly calm when handing you your gift, albeit a little bored.

that received a lot of complaints from your other classmates and you can only shake your head while chuckling at their antics.

deciding to get some time for yourself, you went to the balcony for some air and sat down on one of the steps at the entrance.

placing the gift on your lap, you read the tag attached to it. it was wrapped in a simple green wrapper with red ribbon that finished the look.

to: y/n

happy holidays!

from: D

the name made you curious and even if you hated yourself for it, lit a sparkle of hope inside yourself. what if it was him who gave you the gift?

you had no time to dwell much on the thought and opened the gift instead. your breath hitched in your throat as you recognized the familiar box. lifting the lid with shaky hands, you felt your eyes sting as you looked down at your gift.

it was the necklace that izuku showed you before. you were such an idiot for thinking it was for someone special and did not think it was for the secret santa.

you carefully lifted it in your fingers and the light from the inside catched the D attached to it. it was beautiful. izuku's words echoed inside your head.

“i just thought that if i gave it to them then that means i'm with them wherever they are,”

“did you...not like it?” the boy in question appeared beside you and upon noticing your tears on your face, he immediately thought it gave a negative effect.

gasping, you quickly wiped away your tears and shook your head wildly at him.

“izu, no! i-i love it! actually, it's kinda funny...”

“funny?” he tilted his head in confusion, concern still etched onto his face.

“i was sad that you care a lot about someone else to give them this wonderful gift. i didn't realize that you would give something like this...to me,” you laughed through your tears, sniffling a bit.

“why would you think that?” his voice is so soft and genuinely confused that you can't help but feel your heart beat even more, and fall for him harder than you should.

“because,” you think of a way to word your feelings better but instead what came out was, “you're you and i'm...me,”

it was stupid, but with the overflowing emotions you're feeling right now, it's hard to voice your emotions.

izuku huffed, his cheeks puffing up once again because of the action.

“what do you mean by that? i mean, you're the most amazing person i've ever met! and you're always there for me when i'm sad, and happy and-and...whenever i'm with you, i always feel this...this...warmth! it's like, when you come home after a long day and you just felt safe and comforted. or-or when my mom cooks my favorite food it just makes me feel fuzzy inside! it's like when i watch my favorite video of all might over and over again and i never get tired of it,” he sighed after his long speech, eyebrows furrowing into a frown as he stared at you with determination.

“what i'm getting at is...i care a lot about you, y/n.” he let out in one breath. he stared up at you with big eyes, those damn eyes that never failed to make your heart jump and stomach do flips.

chuckling at yourself, you raised both of your hands and squeezed his cheeks with all your might making him yelp in pain.

“ow! y/n...” he whined.

“sorry, sorry! i've always wanted to do that!” you snorted.

“i care a lot about you, too, izu–” he suddenly kissed the corner of your mouth, making you shut up in shock. he had a smirk on his lips, amused by your reaction.

“i've always wanted to do that,” he threw your words back at you. feeling your whole face heat up, you turned your back towards him and held out your hand holding the necklace.

“whatever! just help me put this on, will you?” you felt his hands take the necklace from your grasp. you shivered when you felt the cold metal touch your skin but it was quickly replaced by his warm hands.

“there.” he mumbled, voice far too close to your ear. before you can thank him, you felt his lips brush your nape where the lock was and squealed from the contact.

the idiot only laughed at this and ushered you to stand up, helping you to your feet.

“let's go back inside, i heard they prepared a lot of food today.”

without thinking, izuku grabbed your hand and led you inside the dorm. you could only let him drag you as you stared at your joined hands, playing with the necklace hanging on your neck before staring back up at izuku who's smiling at you.

he's the best gift that you could ever ask for.

[ethanharli]

Pairing(s): Kirishima Eijirou x Top Male Reader.

Warning(s): Fantasy AU, Fluff, Slight angst (but mostly fluff), Top reader, bottom character.

DNI; if you use she/her pronouns.

A/n- Just wanted to say thank you for one hundred followers! So I thought I'd make this, I hope y'all like it! Also requests are open for anyone who'd like to know :)

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"[Y/n]! I'm back!" My pointy ears twitched from the shout of greeting, turning my gaze towards a familiar red haired dragon shifter. The shorter male happily strode up to me with a bag in hand, filled with something that smelled of warm wheat. I couldn't help but tilt my head in confusion as I slowly moved towards him, gently taking the bag from his hand to sniff it out, nearly frowning from the sudden fits of laughter coming from the male. "Don't worry [Y/n], It's just bread" Eijirou chuckled softly, taking the bag from my hand to open it up and show me the small loafs hidden inside of it.

"B- brea, bread?" I spoke, confused by the sudden new word. Hoping I had pronounced it correctly since Eijiro has been trying his hardest to teach me how to speak their language, "Yes! I guess our lessons are finally paying off!" The small male's chest puffed up with pride, which caused my heart to swell with sudden happiness. Feeling a feeling I had yet to experience in my many decades of life, so going with my natural instincts I reached out towards the male, standing before him as I gently trailed my claws over his jawline, making sure not to hurt him. "E-Eije- Eijirou" I stuttered, trying my hardest to remember the pronunciation of his name, and from the happy feeling radiating from him I could tell I got it right. 

He let out a sudden cough when his cheeks began to flush a bright pink, taking a step back away from me while I nearly took a step closer to him, but refrained from doing so. "Why don't we go try some of this?" he smiled, waving the bag of bread around slightly as he pointed in the direction of my home, but that enthusiasm seemed to be a mask to cover up the fluttering of his heart that seemed to match mine. "We can even practice your speaking!" I merely nodded towards the male, deciding not to bring up the subject for now. And for the simple fact I couldn't speak that well just yet, so on the way to my house I listened to him rant on and on about these quests he'd go on with his friends, I always found them quiet enjoyable but it was when he talked about a blonde male that my smile would become strained.

I don't know what the feeling is, but its kind of.. Sour, and not knowing what to do about it I simply pushed the feeling down. "And then Bakugou nearly flew me into a tree!" I blinked back out of my thoughts, turning my head back towards the male with a confused look since I haven't been paying much attention. "We-Were yu hu-hurt?" I asked, worry now clouding my senses while my eye's scanned over his body, looking for anything that might be even close to a wound besides the scar above his eye. "Nah I'm alright! Just a small scratch" He chuckled, holding up his arm to show me the small cut that somewhat nagged at me, so I gently reached out and took his arm, slowly gliding two of my fingers over the cut while a bright blue light began to shine, healing the wound completely.

"Wow.. That's so manly! I wish I could do that! Anyways lets go eat yeah?"

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I couldn't help but shift around in the chair I'm sitting in, knowing it had been about two months since that day passed, and I have been able to speak his language a lot more fluently now. It has also been a while since I've even seen Eijirou, he told me he had another quest to go on with his friends so I should've expected as such, but.. It's lonely without him around and it's funny how that didn't bother me before, I was so used to being alone in this forest without anyone but the animals to keep me company. But one fateful day Eijirou fell out of a tree and landed by my feet, my first instinct was to apprehend him since I thought he was there to kill me, like most bounty hunters. But he was so weak and wounded that I decided to at least heal him first, it also helped that he didn't radiate any hostile energy.

But soon after that we became good friends- well more like he kept coming back and I kept trying to ignore him. However I'm glad I decided to open up to him, he's a good man and.. He makes me feel something I haven't felt before, something new and exciting but scary at the same time. I can only hope all goes we-

My thoughts were cut off when my front door opened up, revealing a disheveled wounded red head that I'm quiet familiar with, and I couldn't help but scan him thoroughly, seeing that his arm was in a cast and that little cuts are littered all over his body, while he also adored a busted lip. "Hey" He chuckled nervously, yet I could sense the small prickle of pain behind his words, so letting out a strained sigh I pointed down at the chair in front of me, "Sit, I'll heal your wounds" A small grumble ripped past my throat as he hobbled over and sat in the chair, looking at me with an apologetic smile. "I'm sorry for just barging in like that, but I just couldn't wait to see you" The corner of his lips curled up slightly when I scooted up closer to him, trying to ignore the flutter in my chest when our knees brushed against each others.

"It's okay Eijirou, I missed you too" I chuckled softly, pressing the pads of my fingers on his legs to heal whatever bruises were there and slowly making my way up. No other words were exchanged while I continued to heal him, making sure to get whatever I could so he wouldn't be in to much pain, however every now and then I'd get distracted by the fast beat of his heart, and the way I'd catch him looking at me. So I quickly went to heal his broken arm, looking up at the last thing that needed to be healed, his busted lip. "Ah- It's fine you've already done enough-!" He was a bit to slow with his words, cause I was quick to hook my finger under his chin, tilting his head up a bit to meet my gaze as I slowly trailed my thumb over his busted lip, yet making sure I don't accidentally hurt him with my claws.

Even after I healed his lip I just couldn't look away from him, the softness of his lips under my thumb making me wonder just how nice they'd feel against my own. And the deep red blush that adored his face as he leaned into my touch, looking to meet my gaze with slightly foggy eyes when I rested my other hand on his thigh, pulling him closer towards me so I could feel him more. Which he didn't seem to mind since he slowly brought a hand up to my cheek, tracing the back of his fingers along my cheekbone as I let out a batted breath, "You truly are magnifecent." Eijirou seemed surprised by my words, his eye's widened slightly as his hand moved to the back of my neck, pulling me closer until our lips were merely an inch apart. "May I?" I asked not wanting to make any sudden move without his permission until he finally nodded his head and closed his eyes.

At first our lips simply brushed against the others, until I finally captured his lips with mine, loving how soft they felt against my own. Nothing else seemed to matter as Eijirou slowly moved from his seat and into my lap, letting my hands roam down his sides and stay at his hips, taking in the slow movements of the kiss until I drew my tongue over his bottom lip, instinctively taking it between my teeth to give it a nice slow tug before I pulled back. Letting ourselves catch our breath as Eijirou rested his face in the crook of my neck.

"Does this mean- we're together now?" The red head asked, surprising me slightly while a small smile tugged at my lips.

"Of course my love."

"Hell yeah!"

[boomstyle]

Sonic Boom: Friend or Foe

Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters and settings of Sonic boom. Oh, watch out for OCs!

Roboken War

(Force field cage)

Well, that was just as quick as it's. Now, where are we?

Tails and I reach the cage in just a zip. I thought Lyric will just put mind control device or at least send them far away from our reach. Well, I guess Lyric may not be as smart and cunning as I thought after all.

Speaking of cunning and smart, I can't stand a breathe anymore. I wish we can get out of here. Wait! We can't. Lyric closed the entrance of the central power station with a force field. I guess he's smart and cunning after all. Ugh...

While I was desperate to get out of the room, Tails was busy tinkering on the force field cage. Hurry up Tails, the gas is getting stronger. Now, I feel nauseous.

"Tails, would you mind speed it up a little?", I asked Tails politely.

"Sorry, Sonic. This may take a while. I can't find the key just yet. It must be somewhere up here.", Tails explain the technical thing but I am not sure what. What I really know is that I am gonna vomit for real.

(45 minutes later)

Ugh... What's taking Tails so long?

"Aha... I found it. The key to the force field was at the upper edge. Just gonna rotate it to the right and here it goes.", Tails was busy tinkering.

"Once I open the secret key, it will be easier to disable the force field."

"Yeah, Tails. Just pretend I don't hear it!", I replied in a cool manner. Not exactly a cool manner though, I was being slightly rude. If Amy heard me saying this, she might just taichi me or whip me or worse hit me with her so-called "legendary hammer". What's so legendary about her hammer? It's just a regular oversized hammer.  Sometimes, I don't understand why she's super obsessive about her hammer. If she loses her hammer, she could have just fought in hand to hand or use her enerbeam whip or sword. I mean, she's athletic and has amazing martial art skills to top it off so she didn't really have to bother the whole team to search for her hammer or be like "My hammer is my whole identity. It's a gift from fate.". Tsk...whatever.

Yep, Archie Sonic Boom Issue 3 (HammerSpace). You got it. No need to beat the bush like that, Amy. I feel really bad for Sonic.

I was drowning in confusion until Tails snapped me out. He didn't exactly snap me out, more like bringing me to reality.

"Done it! I've taken out the force field from here.", Tails said in excitement. Team Cyborg is released from the cage. Now, time to open the forcefield!

"Oh, finally! Now, how do we open the forcefield barrier, Cyborg me?", I asked in desperation and relief at the same time.

"Right here!", Cyborg Sonic replied. What? The forcefield entrance key was literally close to us but I see nothing.

"Where? It's just a freaking wall?", I scolded him out of impatience. Ugh, I can't take it anymore. The gas...(cough)...

"Just do as I said!", Cyborg Sonic instructed.

"Fine! Just gonna touch this...(surprised) wall (slowly)", I am stunned. I can't believe it. They're right. Just gonna press the bottom and it's done.

"Yay, we did it! Teamwork rocks! Now, let's move it!"

Just as I thought our business is done from the moment we escape from the central power station filled with gas and traps. I was hell wrong. I heard an invisible siren tone with a beaming red background while we ran away. Talking about disco light, this is worse.

*Lol* (Remember when Dave fool himself in "Next Top Villian", Sonic Boom Series Season 1.)

(Siren Alarm Beam Tone)

"Ugh... Come one! We just escape from it.", I complained.

"Sonic, our escape caused the siren to beam. So this is expected.", Tails calmed me down.

"But we just get out like a few hours ago.", I argued. Technically, it's been 45 minutes but it feels like hours already.

"Are you guys done with your blabber, Sonic?", Cyborg Amy shouted. Ooo... She's just as scary and temperamental as Amy.

"Fine! I'll shut it."

"Good. Let's keep moving! We didn't have all day."

Okay, okay, Amy! Is it necessary for you to be so demanding? Just chill out, Cyborg Amy! Regardless, she's right. There's no time to waste. If we don't get out, we might as well got caught by Lyric. Yep, we did.

"Where are you going right now?", Lyric asked.

"You think you can escape from me, Sonic. Think again!"

"Rise my armies! I command you to finish them once and for all!"

"We can call your robot quit in just a zip, Snake-head.", I deride Lyric confidently.

The infected robots shoot lasers at us as instructed. Tails and I started off dodging their attacks while Team Cybonic launched their special attacks. Well, more like duplicates of our attacks. Hehe...

Just as the battle started, my gangs came to my aid. Oh, just in time but where's Shawn? I mean, the East bender faker. Yeah, he must be planning this whole thing. I bet but regardless, I am glad that my team to the rescue. As I dodge a laser, I spot FriendBot along with Amy, Knuckles and Sticks arrive at the scene and prepare for combat.

"Anyone need some backup?", Amy asked.

Amy, Knuckles, and Sticks charge down and destroy some robots. Sonic dashes towards Amy.

"Amy. I'm glad you're here.", I started a conversation but Amy just shrugged me off. I wonder what's bugging her. Surely, Shawn must have manipulated her. Now, that she ignored me as if I didn't exist. This is just not like her.

"Oh, so you're just gonna ignore me, your boyfriend. Alright, sure. Go ahead."

Oops, did I just said b-word out loud? Not that I care or whatever but we're totally busted right now.

"Hmph... Like I even have one...", Amy shrugged me off.

Oh, is that it? You're just going to going to act negatively out of character toward me. That's it, I had it enough of your rudeness. This is just not you. He's literally turning you into a cold-headed girl. I know she can get temperamental, snarky, rude, or slightly selfish at some point but this is way too far.

"That's it, Ames. I had it enough. If you want to break up, just say so. (punch and kick robot nearby) No need to buzz over me like that.", I confronted her.

"You're saying I got too far. Well, that describes you, Mr. Hedgehog. The way you treated Shawn was totally unacceptable. And besides, you're not so good after all. You're snarky, reckless, messy worker, impatient and impulsive.", Amy talked back.

"Like you have the best personality, I'm sick of your bossy, demanding, and overbearing attitude behind your mature act.", I argued her back.

"I was doing it for your good. You could get a little bit too far with your prank games, jokes or worse run head log in trouble. So I have to step in AS THE MOTHER FIGURE OF THE GROUP(shouted and smash the robot)", Amy defended.

"Yeah, like I need one.", I grunted.

"That's the problem with you. You act as if you're the coolest top speedy hedgehog ever but you're not thoughtful. The way you badmouth and suspect Shawn when you yourself were the one who introduced it to the whole team explains it. You're saying you're responsible for him but what I got is empty promises.", Amy berated me while she was busy beating robots near her just like I did. Speaking of which, what she said reminds me when I introduced Egg man's so called brother without even consulting the whole team. She's kinda right at this. I should have been more considerate and premediated next time. The way I just invite Shawn and Steve Eggman in the group without much consideration indicate my impulsiveness. Looks like I really realized how impulsive and unthoughtful I have been but still, she's literally overreacting just like usual. Thus, why should I be blamed for it?

"Oh come on, why do I get blamed for it? You're literally falling your heels over him anyway so why should I have to get the portion of the blame?", I threw the blame on her. I admitted I am being impulsive and inconsiderate considering how I just invite Shawn in without any consultation.

"Responsibility, Sonic! You can't just introduce someone and suddenly come up with a conclusion that his guy is bad when YOU CAN'T EVEN PROVE IT!", Amy reasoned with me. In some way, she's right but she just didn't understand the issue here. Shawn is...

"Yeah, you're right. I don't have proof but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. You know why? HERO!", I am enraged and boastful, yes and I don't care.

"That's it! I can't take it anymore. You, sir, are impetuously boastful and arrogant being. Have you even take my feeling into account when you said that? it's like you don't consider me a girlfriend anymore. You know what, let's break up!", Amy leashed out on me.

"You wanna break up. FINE! Who wants to be with a Bloodthirsty and indicative hedgehog in a cute and friendly package?", I said.

"And who wants an egomaniac, reckless and immature guy in a speedy hero PACKAGE?", Amy retaliated. She's going super angry and yep, this is good and bad at the same time.

"HAYAK(smash)... (spin hammer attack other robots)... (pull the further robot near her with enerbeam rope) HAYAK (smash, smash, smash until every infected robot disintegrated)... (stand in her ninja-style pose)Ha... Time to take on, Lyric."

Just as we broke up, Amy turned into a temperamental monster. Then, she started to crash all of the infected robots in just a zip. Sticks, Knuckles and Tails as well as our cyborg duplicates are unimpressed. Wow, I was surprised they're not shocked at our break up and Amy's sudden temperamental combat.

"What a lovely couple indeed? I suspect that the alien overlord must have spelled them apart.", Sticks said.

"To be frank, this robot apocalypse has sent Amy mad too.", Cyborg Sticks said. Well, she's partially right. The robot apocalypse really sent Amy crazy after the break-up. Not the best answer you've got, Cybonic Sticks but you sure have Sticks' paranoid DNA with you. Am I okay? Why do I agree with Sticks' paranoid statement now? Oh no, if this happens again, I might need to consider seeing a psychiatrist.

"I don't know Sticks but surely, the secretive skinny couple has finally come to a devastating breakup. If Sonic and Amy were the one, I may be gigging out in shame.", Cyborg Knuckles replied sadly.  

"Yeah. Not cool, Sonic. First, you deny that you dated Amy and now, you just let Amy cut off the relationship.", Knuckles said while holding his clenched fist.

"Well, this gets little it out of hand. let's just help Amy fight off Lyric!", Cyborg Sonic said.

"Yeah", Team Cybonic and my gangs except Knuckles and Amy agreed.

While they're battling Lyric, we're in the middle of a pointless argument because of Knuckles. This is the first time we ever battle each other in the middle of a war.

"Knuckles, don't get me started!", I ordered. What the heck is wrong with Knuckles? Sure we kept the relationship in secret and just broke up but this is not an excuse for Knuckles to just burst up like that.

"Do you think I'm not smart, Sonic?", Knuckles asked.

"What? Not, it's not that... It's just", I tried to persuade him but Knuckles cut me off.

"It's just that I'm not smart enough to figure it out that you're dating.", Knuckles straightened his point. What? I don't mean to hide our relationship just to shame you. It's just that it's not a good time yet. If Eggman and other villains know about our relationship, the worst scenario is that the whole team and anyone related to us would be in a threatening situation. Seriously, Eggman may not be you know the victorious one but he's surely dangerous when unexpected. And besides, the group will be awkward if everyone knows we date.

"What's up, Sonic? Scared of me?"

"Knuckles. this is madness. You got to snap out, man. That snakehead was literally your battle.", I persuaded while trying to dodge his punches. I don't want to attack him. He's my friend.

"I've heard you said enough already"

We battle with each other until we heard Amy, Tails, and Sticks as well as our duplicates got smacked down in the middle of battle.

"Guys! Oh no!", Knuckles and I gulped.

"At last, I finally got to end you after a thousand years.", Lyric smirked while approaching us.

"I guess it's the end of Team Knuckles", Knuckles said. Team? Oh, forget it! I'm not going to argue. Besides he's right. It's the end of Team Son...ic.

"Lyric, I said I will find you", Shadow appeared. Uuu... Looks like the edgelord will end the robot apocalypse. He must have a reason as to defeat Lyric. He will not just be here to save us but anyway, it's our lucky day.

Shadow punch out Lyric and take out his technopathy. As the result, everything was back to normal except that all Roboken's army got dismantled, and yeah, things get messed up when Shawn approached in.

ugh... Finally, it's nearly the end of the book chapter. Sorry, I got too personal with the Sonamy relationship and rivalry between Knuckles and Sonic but I just can't help it. Anyway, How do you think Shadow and Shawn were able to come in? What will be the consequences afterward? Find out in the next chapter.

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All your ahoge are belong to us

Korekiyo and Rantaro:

My asthma has been extremely bad for the past few weeks, and it S U C K S. Especially with Covid, when I leave the house and cough people think I have the virus and stare. Not to mention, I can hardly breathe at times. I'm taking 4 different inhalers and I've already been to the hospital once. I really need some kind words and maybe some encouragement. Thank you in advance.

Hello anon, yes, that does seem to be a uniquely irritating combination of circumstances. I'm quite sorry to hear that you're forced to deal with that. Is there any specific reason that your asthma is worsening? I know that it is wildfire season in some places, but I'm unsure if that's the case for you.

 I can sympathize with the being stared at. It's always unpleasant, and I'm sorry that you're subjected to it. Unfortunately, I don't believe there is anything I can suggest regarding that. It may be something that you'll most likely have to learn to ignore. I don't believe it will be too hard to do that, so I wouldn't worry about it. I'm not a medical professional so I can't tell you what you should do about your medical concerns, but I would recommend speaking to your doctor and doing what you can to keep yourself as safe and healthy as possible.

As difficult as this situation is, I have the utmost confidence that you'll be able to handle it just fine. You seem to be a very resilient person, and I believe that those traits will serve you well. Anyone who's staring at you doesn't know you, and can't pass any accurate judgements on you. Their thoughts don't matter, you're above them. I wish you nothing but the best anon, I promise that you're going to be perfectly alright in terms of getting through this.

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Hey there anon, damn, what a time for your asthma to get worse, huh? Honestly, those people staring at you should just mind their own business. They don't know you or your circumstances, and like Kiyo said, they can't pass any accurate judgements. It probably would be a good idea to try and figure out why it's getting worse, since that doesn't seem totally normal, at least to me. 

Wow, hospital huh? That doesn't sound fun at all. Kudos to you for hanging in there and just continuing on with life. Definitely stay on things with your doctor. I don't have asthma, but the whole thing sounds pretty scary to me, so yes, doctors are a good thing.

You seem real tough, you made it this far already, and that's really commendable. I'll keep my fingers crossed that your asthma starts getting better than it is now. Ignore the people that are staring and just focus on yourself. And hey, if they think you have the virus, they'll stay out of your way, right? I can tell that you're gonna be just fine. You're doing everything right, and I know you can keep that up. Good luck ok? You got this.