#*...eats the leaf*
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not a request whatsoever i just want to say i absolutely adore you and your writing. whenever you post it always fits so perfectly into my brain like it was always meant to be there. i am pressing your writing between glass like flowers and i mean that in such an astronomically positive way. i love you and hope you have a wonderful day/night. here’s a cool leaf 🍁
i spent a good 20 minutes reading and rereading this, trying to think of something to say and nothing good enough came to mind >:O this means a LOT to me anon!! it makes me very happy to know you like my writing :> and i am smiling so wide from the way you phrased it (how do y'all come up with such creative phrases howwww it's so wonderful!!!!!) i hope i can keep making cool and satisfying little brainrots for you!!!
oohohoo,,, thank you for the leaf,,, i will put it next to one of my Cool Rocks :)
#chit chat#not brainrot#anon#ok but i'm not kidding when i say i almost teared up at this#listen. the more creative and funky the phrasing the more genuine it sounds#so this really made me smile (and giggle a bit)#*...eats the leaf*#just kidding i would never#haven't eaten leaves YET. have eaten paper but not leaves#someday... someday...#sorry i got off topic i'm just still processing these kind words aaaaaaa#sweet people!!!#good evening :)
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€Ds are so embarrassing because you mean I have nothing else going on in my life as important as having the lowest number possible on the scale.
Like damn bitch maybe get a life or something
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#polls#incidentally i effortlessly folded a whole lettuce leaf into a perfect shape for my sandwich when i thought of this#so i guess that's decided for me already. i will eat my aquarium gravel WITH consequences and i will ENJOY it
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Antillean Fruit-Eating Bat, unknown photographer , (source)
#Antillean Fruit-Eating Bat#brachyphylla cavernarum#bat#bats#cute bats#daily bats#bats of north america#batposting#chiroptera#microbat#microchiroptera#brachyphylla#leaf-nosed bat#phyllostomidae#yangochiroptera
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Moray Eel from Animal Crossing: New Leaf
#moray eel#fish#Animal Crossing: New Leaf#thank you for your submission!#timmy and tommy eating good tonight
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When I walk around I have a mental image of my bm1 number and c4ls ive eaten over my head like a damn sim and it embarrasses me so much I dont 34t
#irl halloween decoration#b0nespø#b0nespo#bag of b0nes#light as a leaf#34t1ng dis0rder#4n4r3xia#4n4m1a#e4t1ng d1s0rd3r#tw eating issues#3d diary#sk1n4nd🦴#sk1n@nd🩻#sk1nnyl3g3nds#st4rvingsunfl0wer#no eating#tw m1a#m14blr#4n4rex1a#th1nneristhew1nner#th1n th1ghs#th11n$po#i need to be th1n#th1ghspø#i need to ⭐️rve
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‧₊˚🌈✩ ₊˚🫧⊹♡ rainbowl snack spo! ☆
#High volume low calorie baby im rlly tryna go all in on fruits n veg bowls lately! One bowl splits into like 5 mini meals it just makes sens#I understand less and less how people omad these days id just b1ng3 immediately but making a big bowl is fun to meal prep#bowlsofsoup#soupbowls#soupinmybowl#soupinmypockets#Soupinmyshoes#bouilloninmypockets#Bowlsofsoup#Soupbowls#Pocketjelly#jellyonaplate#Neonboards#light as a leaf#bag of b0nes#irl Halloween decoration#eating leaves#eating🍂#light as a🍂#mealsp0#mealspø#mealspō
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not mi (╥_╥)
i need people to look at mi and
think "she needs a burger" ♡
#tw thinspi#tw restriction#@na blog#st⭐️rving#thinspirati0n#thinspiii#thinspp#thinspiraton#thin$pø#thinsperation#thin$po#thin$piration#i will be tiny#tiny#i need to be skinnier#tw eating issues#i need to ⭐️rve#i need to be th1n#light as a 🪶#light as a leaf#skinnnyy#skinnii#skin&bones#disordered eating cw#eating disoder trigger warning#disordered eating mention#ana angels🪽#ana twt#ana loves you#ana advice
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"Are you trying to get the summer body?"
Honey, I have standards, I'm trying to get the all-year-around body.
#3d diary#3d relapse#pretty girls dont eat#3d di3t#3d memes#tw 3d in the tags#tw thinspi#thin$po#i need to be skinnier#skinniest#skin&bones#snatched#empty stomach#lightasafuckingleaf#light as a leaf#ana twt#ana angels🪽#ana y mia
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Wyrm who lives under a log like a salamander
#67 - 娃娃 (wáwá / doll) - Easily mistaken for an actual salamander. 🦎🪵💕
#ivy-eats-leafs#daily dragon drawing#ask and you shall receive :3#art#art challenge#artists on tumblr#chinese artist#dragon#dragon a day#dragon art#dragon oc#dragons#daily drawing#daily dragon#chinese dragon#drawing challenge#drawing every day#drawing#illustration#year of the dragon#fantasy creature#creature design#zodiac#wyrm#salamander#salamander wyrm#salamander dragon#lizard#reptile
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For the request, can I please have Yandere Topaz, Jade, and Ruan Mei x people pleasure reader headcanon (seperate).
𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
Yandere! Topaz/Jade/Ruan Mei x Gn! Reader
❏ In which your selfless deeds catch someone's attention for no good reason.
cw: suggestive themes, dehumanization, isolation, brainwashing, non-consensual (french) kiss, Ruan Mei being gross.
w/c: 1,484
"Care for a drink Miss Topaz? Maybe I can help with your problems..." You offer a juice to her, and a hand. Co-worker [Name], a diligent worker in the Strategic Investment Department, seen around doing favors and extra work just for everyone... But why won't you just help her and only her instead?
"Oh, thank you! And no thank you, I can do these all by myself, how about you take care of yourself, and take a rest? You're always so helpful, [Name]." Topaz takes the juice gratefully with a smile.
"No... The same goes for you, Miss Topaz, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here having this position." You bow your head before hearing someone call you.
"[Name]! Do you have anything to do right now!? I need you assistance with this—"
"Yes! Yes! Coming right up!" You scurry to the voice, but not before giving a little wave to Topaz.
She returns the wave. Before looking back to the screen... And frowns. "It's only a matter of time." She mumbles.
Oddly enough, in the next three days after just being in the IPC, you were announced as Topaz's own personal assistant.
"This is... A bit surprising... But I look forward to being your assistant from now on, Miss Topaz." You smile, she smiles too.
"No, Jelena is fine, you're my assistant now, right? You don't need to be formal. I just have one rule... Don't assist any other workers from the IPC if it's not me, alright?" She orders.
"May I ask why...?"
"I simply don't want you to be led astray from your work, now, am I clear?"
What... a weird request, but you follow it nonetheless. For one day, that is, you only lasted one day, when that another co-worker of yours, begged for your assistance, you couldn't refuse, you weren't trained for that.
"Awh come on, [Name]! Just because you're now Topaz's assistant, doesn't mean you don't have to help your other co-workers too!" The person in front of you moaned.
"I'm sorry but, Miss Topa—Jelena advised me not to—"
"It's just very little work, it won't kill you will it? Just help me."
"...A-Alright, fine..."
...After that time, you never saw that same co-worker again the next day, from what you've seen, he was fired from his job because of workplace harassment, you don't know if it's true, you doubt that it's true... and Jelena... didn't seem happy when she confronts you about your deed.
"Didn't I personally said to you that you shouldn't assist anyone other than me?"
She sighs and shakes her head disappointedly. Your back was facing the wall as she pushes up her thigh below your crotch.
"I can't believe you would just disobey me that early, maybe I should start teaching you and training so you won't be pushed around from others like that."
Teaching you and training you like a pet, that is. A cute, little pet who won't disobey her master. That's what Topaz shamelessly labels you as.
You walked into the pawn shop nervously. You swallow, feeling like you've entered a dangerous territory.
"Welcome to Bonajade Exchange. Who are you? And what do you seek?" An unfamiliar and elegant voice rang from behind the curtain.
"I wish... To help my friends." You mumbled out loud.
"Hm? Why is that?" Though you can't see her, you can feel her smiling through her lips. "Are you sure you're here for the sake of someone else?" She muses.
"They've... Been struggling with expenses, I don't know what offer you but myself... I owe them many." You tell her with a sad tone.
"You're sacrificing yourself for the sake of your friend? That's very noble, we can arrange that. Though, since you're here at my pawnshop, I'd like to hear what you want for your own self."
"No need. I'll do what I can to help other people." You fidget, yet say with full honestly, Lady Bonajade senses that. There is not single greedy bone in your body, fellows like you were rare, it's about time she found a rare gem, just like Jelena.
"I see," She raises the curtains. "In exchange for other people's needs, why don't you work at this shop?" She offers.
You cleaned the pawnshop, bargained for Jade, advertised the shop for the people in need. You kept the store running, but you didn't show any signs of uplifting the profits into another level, you were just a side piece, keeping the shop regulating like normal, and it was insufficient for Jade.
But it's fine, Jade doesn't leave an exchange until she gets real value.
You were cut ties from your family thinking that you were just busy and working hard to provide yourself and sending a lot of resources to them, your friends were now happy and financially stable but never really checked on you whether your doing good, the people you care and know were healthy, but they don't need you. Now you find your hands weighting chains, attached to the shackle on your wrist.
If there's one thing Jade found joy in, it's reaping a pure, untaited, soul.
"Come closer here," Jade gestures you to come over, you obey, broken. You see her lips, tainted with dark red lipstick, it comes closer, not on your face.
And just as Adam bit the apple, Jade bites your neck.
"Ruan Mei, you're burnt out, please take a rest, I'll handle all of this research." You place a blanket on her shoulder.
"Would you like a cup of tea? A plate of cake? Embroider something? Please inform me, I'll... I'll handle it." You say with a smile.
Ruan Mei was tired, she had been researching Aeons for a couple of weeks, barely feeding herself. And usually, when Ruan Mei was tired, she wouldn't entrust anyone with her research... Except for you.
Ruan Mei's trusty little assistant, whom she's sure no matter what she asks you for, you would do that.
"...I want a cake." She answers, though delayed.
"Oh, alright!" You seem delighted to be doing a favor. You ran into the kitchen, preparing the food as Ruan Mei daydreams.
Why were you so insistent in helping her? Why do you do everything in your power to please her? You're strange, a strange person, Ruan Mei shouldn't care, she shouldn't care about your well being, she shouldn't care why your here to help her.
"I'm at your service, Ruan Mei."
"Do you need any help? I'll be sure to help you with what you need, Ruan Mei."
"Ruan Mei."
"Ruan Mei."
"Ruan Mei—"
"Ruan Mei, your desert is ready..." She snaps out of her daydream and glances at you, then the plate you're holding.
She blinks. "Apologies, I blanked out."
"It's alright."
You don't say her name, she's just a bit slightly dissapointed. But it was never shown in her face.
You hand over the dessert you made for her, she takes it. You studied Ruan Mei's personal favorite desserts, food, tea and how it's all tailored to Ruan Mei's tastes. Your cooking is always bound to be above her expectations.
She takes a bite of the cake and you see her lips curl up by two milimeters, which sounds a lot.
"...Would like me to share?" She must've noticed you staring at her, you shake your head at the offer. "I mean no harm, I simply want to share my food to you, is that alright?"
You obey her regardless...
She looks at her research paper, at the table, only to get a headache since none if it provided her help towards her goal. She opts focusing on you instead.
"Here, say ahh..." Using the spoon, she takes a good amount of portion of the cake and tried to feed you with it like you're a baby.
"Ruan Mei, that is a bit... Embarrassing..."
You said her name, she relishes.
"It's fine, you only deserve, after all the times you helped me, come on, you don't need to lift a finger." She pushes the spoon to your lips, so you awkwardly open your mouth and the cake enters.
"...Say my name." She orders, but your eating something... That's not a problem, right?
"Ruan Mei, wh—Mmph!?"
She intrudes, exploring your mouth with her tongue, feeling the food that you personally made for her, she takes a part of it, and exits your mouth.
She swallows the cake with your saliva coatted in it then licks her lips. "Mm. Delectable." She nods, as if she's rating the experience with 4.5 stars.
You were left there with a dumbfounded expression, confused, perhaps even grossed out.
It's fine, brainwashing isn't hard to conduct, you'll forget this ever happened in no time. Just as how you forgot you were trapped in her home against your will in the first place.
a/n: mmm... manipulative women... 😋
#leaf—.writes.txt#yandere honkai star rail#yandere honkai star rail x reader#yandere hsr#yandere hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x you#hsr x you#honkai star rail#honkai sr#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yanderes x reader#yandere drabble#yandere headcannons#topaz#hsr topaz#topaz and numby#jade#hsr jade#ruan mei#hsr ruan mei#yandere topaz#yandere jade#yandere ruan mei#topaz x reader#jade x reader#ruan mei x reader#dead dove do not eat
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A troop of medieval rabbits from The Hours of Jeanne d’Evreux, Queen of France (Jean Pucelle // French // ca. 1324-1328 // The Met)
#rabbits have always been. Like That#most of these look like wild rabbits#but I SUSPECT the one eating the leaf in the second to last excerpt may be a domestic rabbit#based on the coat color#(unless that’s just the shading)#also I really love the fact that rabbits were used as sort of end punctuation all the time#rabbits#medieval#middle ages#manuscript#monkposting
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Chapter 4 part 36! Once again, leafs dialogue is translated in the read more lol.
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Wood: ...
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Leaf: (oh!)
Leaf, internally: (Huh, y'know, these guys don't have fairies either, so maybe they're not good at plant magic too?
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Leaf: (you're welcome!)
Leaf, internally: (I've never met people like me before!)
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Pinkie: Now that your sword is fixed, you wanna see how the knights taught me to swing a sword? You have to be careful or it might break again!
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Pinkie: ok so now that you actually have a sharp edge, it's important to focus on slashing instead of blunt force. Some swords are made with strong enough materials to handle it, but not yours.
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Pinkie: you actually want to adjust your grip a little, it's safer for your wrists. Up a little. Less of a swing, more of a thrust
#pinkie is that one meme where its like 'oh good i get to talk about this. you will regret asking' and then massive infodump lol#wood is really touched bc in such a dog eat dog world the best gift you could give him is means to defend himself#little links#loz#legend of zelda#tloz#the legend of zelda#comic#comic page#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#link#pinkie#wood#leaf#my art
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Dannylion snek
#no thoughts just eat leaf#bunblr#bunnies of tumblr#they are goin nuts on the dandelion#wildlife rehabilitation
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