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milfzatannaz · 1 year
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When I finally thought I understood what your relationship with Neil was, you fucking. Speak to him. To ask his permission. About having his SIGNATURE on your jacket. Cause it's gonna be full of symbols important to you??????
I say all this affectionately but I think I wanna study your brain
SORRY I HAVE. NO EXPLANATION
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anonbinaryweirdo · 10 months
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ITS SOXUYSJANS SNDNSNS AAAAAAAA NO U CANNOT JUST DROP THAT OUT OF NOWHERE AND GO TO TEEHEE IN A CORNER
MAN UP AND CMERE SO I CAN GIVE U A KITH
okay hold on
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hrh-princessanne · 2 years
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egophiliac · 10 months
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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!
I am not normal about any of these characters!
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters#if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime#i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy#he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say#(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth#everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess#also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences#tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago#frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else#<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)
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burnt-sierra · 11 days
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Slight gore TW//
Okay this has been a long time coming…
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First and foremost, this is a drawing inspired by @remedyturtles ‘s “Little Kid with a Big Death Wish” Rottmnt fanfiction. I wanted to capture a moment that may have taken place in the ‘four weeks’ and gave Leo an expression like dread? Exhaustion? Disinterest? Or even masked terror. You decide.
I cannot type my absolute infatuation with this fic here because (haha you thought I’d say it’d be too long) (no actually it’s) I am working on a whole ode to remrose. Anyways there is MUCH more on the way… I have been accumulating many ideas in my mind and am looking for the time to work on more projects as fanart for remrose.
Uhh lest I write a whole essay here I have to cut myself off hehe </3
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nibbelraz · 3 months
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Insane suggestion: before the immortal conference, during summer, sqh is known to make himself frozen fruit juice on sticks. During a meeting he has one in his mouth, and someone asks him about smth so he pulls it out. He. Keeps pulling it out. It becomes quite apparent by the time he starts talking that it was at least halfway down his throat. No one knows what to say about this because sqh seems oblivious. Mbj has felt taunted every time he does it. Dios mio qinghua he's RIGHT THERE
This is so funny because I can see Shang Qinghua thinking how nice and refreshing his frozen fruit juice on a sticks are without thinking too much of it. Everyone at the meeting staring at him, Shen Qingqiu fighting not to beat him for being so shameless, and Mobei Jun in the corner about to throw up from how BADLY he needs him.
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crystallizsch · 8 months
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(inspired by the midnight cooking chapter in the twst anthology manga and also jamil's dorm uniform and master chef voice lines)
(this is also a lil extended sequel to this post i made :3)
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smokbeast · 23 days
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me when IM NOT FUCKING NORMALLL..
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rui-drawsbox · 4 months
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more ruri keyframes au because doing a mc from zero is overrated/j
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local beach town girl discovers other state's weather (she wont survive the winter)
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Ruri "i only flirted with one person in all my life and is my ex" Last vs Percy "i'll flirt with this stranger just to leave an impression" Tozaki
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ngl yall i dont like or dislike the price-type but jamie has a something very appealing (probs bc hes not really that prince-like jkasdhfjk). ALSO i got his text on my first run so i'll take it as fate/hj
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kudos to @blank-house for making my favorite vn demo ever, asdmflaks cant wait for the extended ver ;;
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thebigbiwolf · 1 year
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Spittle (Coming Soon) - Astarion/F!reader
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Summary: The chocolate seems innocent enough - if you look past the Infernal writing on the wrapper, and with so few pleasures in the wilderness, you all but jump at the chance to sneak yourself a small treat.
Unbeknownst to you, the bar is infused with succubus spittle. Just one square is rumored to contain enough potency to send a mortal into the throws of ecstasy.
This is what happens when you eat half the bar.
Fic Tags: Sex Pollen (kinda), aphrodisiacs, a bit of dom!Astarion, unprotected piv, overstimulation, he talks you through it (iykyk), more tags will be added once the fic is posted.
Fic Warnings: Explicit Smut (18+ MDNI), Dubcon (if you squint), Language, No use of Y/N, magical influence
A/N: Remember the dead spider? I remember the dead spider. Anyways, the reception I've been getting on Starvin', Darlin' has me wanting to thank everyone with a one-shot. I'm looking to have it written and edited by Saturday (9/30/23), and I really like how its turning out so far. Lets just say: if you like heat fics and sex pollen, this ones for you.
His image fully takes form, as if it had been waiting for you to make the connection before pulling you towards himself. His grip is firm, almost painful as you crash into his body. His hands waste no time, exploring you - tight, possessive, squeezing at every inch of exposed skin before settling on the curve of your ass, digging into your flesh with the blunt edge of his nails.
He presses hot, wet kisses to your throat, mouthing just below the ear, before dragging his tongue along your nape and sucking, hard.
You whine at the pressure, eliciting a grin from the elf, so pleased with the pathetic little noise he’s managed to pull from you.
“You thought sleeping would allow you to escape this - to escape me, unscathed?” He growls against your skin, his voice almost unrecognizable - as if it's layered beneath a lighter, somehow more arrogant, feminine one.
“No, no, no. Wake up, darling. You’re in for a very long night.”
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littlestuffstohide · 5 months
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AA Fic Rec
I've sunk on AA so bad. I have such a long list. Almost 100 on my bookmarks. Here is my attempt to organize my bookmark list. I know I created a list before But this is better. I'll start of with my general AA WrightWorth List fic recommendation I've bookmarked since I sunk into this rabbit hole. Buckle your seats because this post is going to be reaaaally loooong. I tried to clean it as much as possible. So if you guys are looking for some AA WrightWorth treasure trove, this is it. I'm sure there are some I've read and missed. I will update my list as much as possible. My summary is literally bare to none and just my spoilers and hints what I love about it so mmmuuuch!
all there is - by sunsmasher. Narumitsu oneshot - A mix of bad Krisnix and goodness Narumitsu.
Summary: Phoenix and Kristoph during the seven year gap, Phoenix and Miles after it.
love most definitely requited - by The_Eclectic_Bookworm
Summary: cute hananaki au that of course involves confession in an unexpected way.
Pressure - by ApprenticeofDoyle
Summary: A different view/ canondivergent AA with the Feys. My ALL-time favorite AA fic of all times. AA with dash fam on Feys/Wright. It also has some great wrightworth pinning. And you will love the flow of wrightworth. There are still a lot of feels on this. It would be a crime not to read this. There is, like 4 parts on this. This one is complete. Read it! Here's the link for Pressurverse series.
if i woke up (next to you) - by ApprenticeofDoyle
Summary: Post Engarde Trial based on Pressureverse post Engarde Trial if that make sense. An canon divergent on pressure fic.
miles edgeworth's terrible, no-good, very bad week - by ApprenticeofDoyle
Summary: AAI but with Phoenix. Everything with Phoenix on AAI. Like I love it for many reasons. The WrightWorth is there but this is juuuuust so good. I'm low-key hoping for part 2 to have Phoenix altho that's least likely to happen. I juuuuust want Phoenix interacting with uncle Ray yknow!
a lie like a litany, cold and reformed - by fictitiousregrets
Summary: Where Miles bluffs about being engaged, gets engaged, gets married, and realizes they're in love and married. One of my favorite rom coms of all times. Really Wrightworth insanity.
Happier Than I Deserve - by KrisseyCrystal (IceCreAMS)
Summary: Pride and Prejudice representing Miles and Phoenix. Need I say more? This is going to be one marathon of wrightworth. Binge yourself on this monster fic. And really worth it to read.
where the heart is - by chameleonwrites
Summary: How Phoenix's home charmed Miles? Spanning from childhood until they move together, Real cute. I love for any Miles POV.
Trust Issues - by chameleonwrites
Summary: Phoenix sees plane tickets. Cue the angst. Wrightworth trying to make you cry.
The Catch-up Game - by theacegrace
Summary: Post AA6 Phoenix character study. Real good fic that's utterly sweet. It had lovely moments to angst moments, great confession to some wright family antics. A sin not to read. Never fails to tear me from the confessions?
Childswap - by theacegrace
Summary: WrightWorth switching children for a day. Real cutiiie fic! This never fails to put smiles on my face.
reading between the lines - by The_Eclectic_Bookworm
Summary: Another tearjerker. It starts tearing you to pieces then sweetening you with the fluff. And the last chapter is worth all the angst! A roller coaster fic. Basically Miles spanning from the horror of Manfred to Phoenix to great Franzy and Miles sibling love and back to Phoenix! Spanning the first 3 games.
Legal Partners - by Miggy
Summary: Oh boy. Another monster fic that's just so worth it. Fluffy and ansty and fluffy. A betting game between Klavier and Miles on who can show their? defense attorney how much they appreciate them as a legal partner. Quoting Phoenix in this fic a pissing contest between the two of them. Has some Kpollo but really more of Wrightworth goodiness. Anyone who hasn't t read this is a crime.
It Would Feel So Good To Make You Mine - by hi_its_ellis and lowbatteryhealth
Summary: Love is War but WrightWorth style. Literally flirting contest, knowing all the rules without talking and just driving the entire LA crazy while they both wait for the other to confess. My all time favorite WrightWorth rom com insanity. I don't feel bad at all. It will make you laugh so much.
A Fool for You - by bluemoodblue
Summary: Engaged but at the same time did we get married 4 months before the wedding? And it's not Vegas! This is just so romcom and just so good and sweet. I won't say anymore!
The PlayWright - by WingSongHalo
Summary: Miles visits a local theater where he meets a very intriguing actor who seems so much like someone. Really, really good. This is just one of my favorite WrightWorth fics.
Project: Matchmakers - by WingSongHalo
Summary: Literally everyone shipping Wrightworth and a club shipping WrightWorth and trying to get them together. Really adorable. Many cute parts. It has 3 parts found here. You will love the proposal on part 2 and part 3 is cute and lovely due to many reasons.
time goes by so slowly (and time can do so much) - by ohallows
Summary: AU AA magical universe Miles being a caseworker featuring Phoenix! Phoenix director of orphanage of magical pips. Really good!
Out of Order - by canolacrush
Summary: Falling in love backwards Phoenix style. Phoenix is sooo seduced that he runs from his husband who suddenly looks 100x hotter.
Chicago Noël by canolacrush
Summary: Mafia Miles and Baker Phoenix. This is also ooone monster fic. It's adorable and lovely in so Many levels. You will love the switch in roles for Miles and Phoenix. One of my fave fics! Forgot to tag this. I'm sorrry!
Earning it - by thebigeish
Summary: WrightWorth except Miles is his sugardaddy. It just hits me in a cute way.
all the ways to love - by hi_its_ellis
Summary: where Phoenix has his gay awakening and he figured it out late? Some internal homophobia. Really close to my heart.
Written - by Limey
Summary: Where Phoenix finds Edgeworth's fanfic.
The Opposing Counsel's Proposal - by the acegrace
Summary: Where WrightWorth tries to propose to each other with mix results. Really funny and you will love every second of foolishness of these two competitive dorks.
The Defense’s Proposal, Post Facto - by Kantayra
Summary: Where WrightWorth decided to get married during lunch because the paperwork drove them nuts. They pretend to try to be convinced but we all know how eager they both are.
The Perenial Pursuits - byDeiRyuu
Summary: Larry misunderstanding that whenever anything Phoenix related happens, Miles is the speed dial.
justice vs state - by sinkburrito
Summary: Apollo running errands for Phoenix and Miles over an envelope. Apollo at the same time being oblivious. Poor Pollo. Basically WrightWorth involving Apollo for their feud.
Sick of Leaving - by Jodalyn
Summary: WrightWorth sickfic. Miles POV. You would want to read this. It's adorable! Just wants to make you hug their sweetness.
they'll never love you like I can - by Jodalyn
Summary: Chief!Miles College Phoenix. Time Shenanigans. Miles meeting Phoenix. I'm so weark to Chief Miles meeting Baby College Feenie.
despite everything, it's still you - by orphan_account
Summary: AA novelization with analysis on how Phoenix and Miles view each other. There are a few aspects in this fic I could never forget which is just my favorite thing. Read it. You will love it. Spanning from childhood through Post AA6 I think.
Myths We Don’t Believe In - by hi_its_ellis
Summary: Cue Chief Prosecutor invites current BF and his not really exBF in the same room, in the morgue. Miles did this to himself. Sorry for langworth Miles. And Miles lost any braincells he had. Cue Jealous Miles.
Anytime, Anywhere, Again - by hi_its_ellis
Summary: Part two of Mythes We Don't Believe In. This is literally Phoenix roasting Miles on his decision. I love this one.
(confetti) (smile) (heart) - by lvl99arsene
Summary: Just Phoenix FINALLY upgrading his phone. This was just so cute and Phoenix being a menace! Feat Sugar Daddy Miles.
Change in Perspective - by chameleonwrites
Summary: Maya and Franziska having a betting contest on which brother is pinning for the other. Feat. Miles being the biggest victim of this spectacle. All betting fics are sooo fun. This is also one you shouldn't miss. Just feel sorry of Miles as the victim.
Phoenix von Karma - by Otoshigo
Summary: Canon Divergent AU where Phoenix had been declared all dead until He comes back with no memories and as a Prosecutor. One of my all time fave. If you want a german speaking Phoenix, read this! I love this for many reasons. Sadly, expect no Apollo or Trucy on this.
i can bring you to bathe in the river - by oredatte
Summary: on of my fave AUs. My fave trope for WrightWorth. To adopt Trucy, our lovable pair gets (platonically) legally married, moving in together, co-adopting an eight-year-old, and keeping it all a secret.
Of Haircuts, Pocketwatch Chains, Other Uninteresting and Undesireable Things, and Generic Wholecloth Christmas Magic - by ribbontype
Summary: Back to romcom WrightWorth gift-giving competition. One of my favorite fics due to how said men drive each other nuts.
Fixer Upper - by poodlepunk
Summary: Miles getting Phoenix's help to renovate his house. Renovating houses is just my guilty pleasure in fics. Domestic WrightWorth.
Tomorrow - by marttyyriroskis
Summary: From 7 Year gap through Spirit of Justice. There is so much angst here. Also cue the fluff and drama on AA4. You will love the way the writer handled the mess capcom made. I just love this fic due to some special moments. You will not regret reading this monster fic. Prepare all the tissues!
where are you going? (i've been looking everywhere for you) - by whackamacka
Summary: Kimi no Na Wa except WrightWorth style? This is it! Setting is between 3-1 to 3-4. feat BratFeen.
abracadabra! - by ohallows
Summary: Kay and Trucy shenanigans making WrightWorth dads panic. ahahah.
now i don't hate california after all - by ohallows
Summary: Kay and Trucy gossiping and plotting. Kay and Trucy are literally born to be sisters.
parallelogram - by zombiekittiez
Summary: A cute but nicer BratFeen Fic. Canon divergent au featuring Defense Attorney Miles and theater major Phoenix. It's Miles who Dahlia meets instead.
ticking time bomb in their chests - by harmony
Summary: Timetravel fic just so Phoenix finally gets the realization he needs. We all love time travel fics!
The lies we tell ourselves - by Danypooh80
Summary: A retelling of AA except of a surprise OC in this fic. I melt for this fic for all the time. You will love every second of this!
Everything Changes - by Danypooh80
Summary: More of a Edgeworth-Wright family fic? Direct sequel of The lies we tell ourselves. A must read for part 1. Just expounding on the first fic with so much fluff you will melt with the fluff!
Turnabout Ideals - by felicia_angel
Summary: AA but a magical AU? It's full of feels. Way too many Phoenix angst. This is part 1 of 6 Currently. Part 5 is my fave! Read all to understand the universe. Nulls and Voids series - series link!
Set Sail and Cannonballed - by Almod
Summary: WrightWorth navigating the beginnings of their relationship in their very busy life. Something about this fic hits me with how much I love it!
The "B" in Butz stands for "Bondage" - by JajaLala
Summary: Larry wants to learn bondage. Miles runs away, Phoenix appreciates the art. I love this for hilarious reasons.
bear trap - by ghostcatamount
Summary: feat Omega Phoenix. Were it not Phoenix, this would just be creepy about his pre-heat. SInce this is our fave Phoenix, he is just not so subtle and Miles being the oblivious Alpha is such a treat!
by the book - by zombiekittiez
Summary: Drunk Miles barging in at book clubs to confess. Miles being drunk is always a treat.
Rise from the Ashes, again and again - by theinkhiddenwithin
Summary: Romantic fairy tale featuring fated paired Miles and Phoenix. This is it!
Happy Accident - by Jodalyn
Summary: Phoenix had a rough day except Miles bought the wrong paint but Phoenix turns it around by changing his canvas.
we sleep and set fires - by fictitiousregrets
Summary: Dreamsharing WrightWorth. This is one beautiful incption like fic.
a crow's trial - by Charrelous
Summary: role reversal au featuring defense attorney Miles and Prosecutor Phoenix. one of my fave aus. Also my guilty pleasure tropes.
Through Time and Space - by Northernflicker
Summary: time traveler Phoenix and immortal Miles? You will love this, spanning through different eras of history.
Should be Pretty Mundane - by KrisseyCrystal (IceCreAMS)
Summary: Phoenix makes a discovery about himself that he is so embarrassed about. And Miles, of course, figures it out.
One step at a time - by OuterWilde (foreveraugust)
Summary: Post AAJ. Phoenix plans to reinstate himself as a lawyer and confess to Miles. Real cute lovely fic! Phoenix also being oblivious about how good he is as a lawyer.
take it like a man - by tudoo
Summary: Literally Phoenix is dramatic about suit shopping. Spanning 2 decade events. I love how dramatic Phoenix is and how endearing Mia and Miles are here.
co-signed - by tudoo
Summary: WrightWorth goes house hunting until angst ensues. Reaaaally adorable with a splash of angst.
Shear Luck - by TopazEstrella
Summary: Legit Pianist Phoenix and Barber Miles. The post-apocalyptic barbershop AU that no one asked for but we all secretly needed.
it's only love - by Jodalyn
Summary: Miles and Phoenix marriage through the eyes of Gregory Edgeworth. Makes you tear up!
Phoenix is Out of the Loop - by Living_Death
Summary: Miles decides to take up knitting until it drove Phoenix nuts! It's sooo adorable. There's literally a knitting club plus Apollo and Miles.
Change of Heart - by actual_goblin
Summary: Miles had an operation and Franziska and Maya happened.
Eavesdropping - by SapphireWine
Summary: Miles asleep and eavesdropping on Maya and Phoenix post Engarde trial. Quick and short but we just love how comfy Miles is in using Phoenix as a pillow.
Maybe In Time (you'll want to be mine) - by YourAverageBystander
Summary: Time loop shenanigans. aka: Phoenix's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, 2,400 hour day. What something Phoenix picked up on is my fave part of this!
where there is a flame (someone's bound to get burned) - by Samioli
Summary: Love lessons by Phoenix. It's good but these two constipated lawyers are pinning while having these sessions. Cue the angst.
An Anniversary Like Any Other - by Kantayra
Summary: Married WrightWorth just banter through anniversaries til they reach their old age.
Drunk on Kisses - by Zhuletta
Summary: Miles 5 + 1 drunk on kisses and he admits it on the last one. Real cute and adorable!
Turnabout Dishwasher - by zuzsenpai
Summary: Trucy asking Miles to keep an eye on her dad while on a trip around the world. Very dialogue AA style. You will love it! literally 3 fics in 1 fic if that makes sense. Turnabout Exchange Chapters are other pairings basically. There are a lot of pairings in this fic!
Texts & Turnabouts - by YanagiKana
Summary: explored AA love. really lovely shots. While WrightWorth here being my favorite, there are other tons to love here.
the bookstore at the corner of 14th and fen - by kbots
Summary: feat bookstore owner Miles and Single dad Phoenix. Reaaaallly fluffy and adorable on so many levels. Artist Phoenix creeps up. Extra Cute Trucy is here!
New to the Neighborhood - by paxton1976
Summary: Literally Phoenix and Miles being neighbors except the noise drove Miles nuts. Composer/Pianist Phoenix. AA but without the crazy drama? Very domestic life!
Seeing Is Believing - by paxton1976
Summary: Miles gets new glasses and he finds Phoenix 100x beautiful. Miles realizing how he also loves Phoenix and also somewhat obsesses on Phoenix too.
The Wooing of Phoenix Wright - by crayoncompanion
Summary: We've seen lots of fics Phoenix chasing after Miles. This is where the opposite happens. It's literally the title. Expect some angst tho. And some tear jerker moments but worth every tissue. You will love it!
The Art of Seduction: Is for People Less Attractive than Miles Edgeworth - by crayoncompanion
Summary: feat Sexy/hot Miles dropping all the hints for Phoenix to make a move but he sort of waves it off and acts ignorant about it? This is sooo funny on so many levels. It never failed to crack me up.
Love, Lust, and Libraries - by crayoncompanion
Summary: library au. It's soo good feat Miles and Phoenix clashing so muuuuch before they get each other. How can library AUs not be fun?
Angel of the Screens, Demon of the Courtroom - by JustNerdyThings
Summary: AA1 but Phoenix as a famous actor who became a lawyer. All good stuff. Where there is smol range of death for AA1. Pure gold comedy. Famous celebrity Phoenix is a riot having that Feenieness to him with money to spare to drive the world mad. Mia and Miles are the best worsties at law.
Guilty As Charged - by JustNerdyThings
Summary: Our wrightworth is mooning, everyone is trying to matchmake but it's not really needed? Another gold comedy wrightworth fic. Or Just torture Apollo with matchmake shenanigans that's really not needed.
Of Unravelled Knots - by Ekat
Summary - Very wholesome? Some really angsty in some parts only at the start majority. This fic is stuck to me because Miles narrative is hilarious to me and everyone literally roasting his house and I love how much of a BI Phoenix is on him and the times he decides to be petty.
Miles Bunworth Petitioned Bunshot Extravaganza - Ophelia_Writes
Summary - Everyone petitioning Miles in a bunnysuit. A part of A Brief Rest for the Defense fic. Loosely. Only need to know Miles messed up and Maya and Franziska happened. Somewhat post AA3.
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mercymcrn · 7 months
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d’you think the final straw with the lyctors deciding alecto HAS to go was during one of cyrus’s Sexy Parties™️ where she just stood in the corner like 🧍‍♀️.
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Vincent Price and Peter Lorre -
The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneau
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femmeidiot · 2 months
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hey ummm ... does anyone wanna choke me and also hold my nose and cover my mouth while you look like you're really really enjoying watching me struggle to breathe?
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blackholedjester · 5 months
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you know that other bird i posted? what if i told you i had another bird at the ready?
Once again, this au belongs to @hahskeleton! super swag, super cool/vpos
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i didn't have colors of Moon available to me while drawin this, so i had to improvise *insert jazz hands here/silly*
ansyways glowy boy <3
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@val-the-bun you are Evil. You are evil putting this in my inbox.
More were-harpy Vaggie but it's sad now and everything HURTS (copy pasted here bc the format in the ask got effed but i refuse to suffer this alone)
val-the-bun asked:
And then, of course, *the trial happens*.
And *the absolute shit timing of the fallout*.
Charlie is too stuck in her own spiral while vaggie just... Tries to hole up on her own (her usual 'nest' was in their suite. But she didnt want charlie to have to deal with her).
Charlie is curled up on vaggie's side of the bed, buried in blankets while she questions if anything they had was real.
While vaggie is in agony for the first time in three years since she'd started changing. Every fiber of her being wants to call for charlie. Yearns for that safety... but instead she bites her tongue and just curls in on herself, alone in the room she hastily barred shut. ~~She deserves this. To be alone.~~
Not sure which hazbin is the one to hear vaggie's pain and tries to check on her (let's go with angel and husk).
The hasty barricade she put on the door isnt enough. Not when the others are trying to force it open.
Vaggie tries to scream for them to go away. The last scrap of clarity she has before that warning turns into a predatory *shriek*. Vaggie's monster form tears apart the already falling barricade, and bursts into the hall.
'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!'
'Fuck if I know, just run! Angel, hurry up!'
Vaggie is *tearing through the halls*, jaws snapping after Husk and Angel. They manage to hit the lobby, Husky grabbing Angel and flying like his life depends on it.
Meanwhile monster vaggie leaps after them... *right into the chandelier*.
Charlie hears the sound of that distant, shattering crash down below, and she *realizes*. Suddenly those painful worries have to get shoved down as charlie bolts out of their room.
'Please dont hurt anyone. Please, please, *please...!'*
Charlie's heart sinks as the shadows around the hotel start to writhe, and radio static fills the air.
'My my, what a surprising turn!'
Vaggie is *shrieking*, thrashing against shadowy tendrils as she tries to claw at Alastor.
'Now now. *Stay down*'
A rap of his cane, and vaggie's practically being crushed into the floor.
'What the fuck is wrong with you?!'
Husk is holding Angel back, looking away as Alastor starts to raise his hand. He cant watch this...
'Let her go.'
Alastor freezes when he feels the tip of an angelic spear under his chin.
There, standing at his side, in her full demon form, *is Charlie*.
'Ah, miss Charlotte. Lovely to see--'
'Let. Her. *Go!'*
For a moment, everything is quiet except for the sounds of vagging struggling, her talons digging into the floor. She's bleeding, golden blood pooling on the lobby floor... *And dripping from the claws on Alastor's hand.*
'Oh, very well. Good luck!'
Vaggie is snarling when Alastor lets her go. She starts getting ready to pounce when Charlie steps in front of her, spear in hand. Vaggie starts backing away, looking less like a predator and more... *like a cornered animal*. Her whole body seems coiled to run away as she keeps backing up, snarling and shrieking more in warning than anything else.
'Was it a lie?'
Vaggie shrieks at her, swiping at the air in the hopes Charlie would stay away.
'When you told me you didnt know what this was, was it a lie?'
Angel starts to step forward, but husk grabs his arm.
'Just let them do this...'
'Did. You. Lie?!'
Vaggie backs right into the wall, feathers flaring with a hiss.
'Was any of it real?'
Charlie can feel the tears on her cheeks. But what she wasnt expecting was to see tears in Vaggie's eye... Even as she snarled, and shrieked, and snapped her fangs, she was crying.
Charlie presses forward, Vaggie raising up over Charlie with a hawk-like screech, talons lashing out... But they dont connect, her talons *trembling* as they stilled inches from Charlie's face, her own spear aimed at her chest. Vaggie's eye is wild and afraid, but Charlie can see the *pain* there, too. She let out another shriek, closing her eye like she was bracing for the inevitable...
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