#*posting

[agentark]

winter storm warning for tomorrow so I went to the store and got the essentials

queso

shredded cheese

cake with strawberries and whipped frosting

[severalowls]

Somebody left their credit card in this payphone

[al-n-cartoons]

Ren's demi and Rook's ace, behold them as they attempt to find middle ground between how their very different backgrounds lead to different ways of showing affection.

(Ren is hugging Rook, Rook is doing little paw hands to Ren's upper torso and the space between them, and they're both nuzzling.)

[lam-ila]

is it 12:34 am? yes. am i knitting a little tiny frog friend? yes. is that necessary? yes.

[etchif]

Look at this Hamburg Partridgestrap

[hoofbeats-and-whispers]

Look how cute Jeddy was asleep in the hay

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Edit! It's been blazed by now. Thank you, though!

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[omtai]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[mj-says-hey]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[spongebobssquarepants]

[vexwerewolf]

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.