(teaching my art class)
me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?
a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-
me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald
gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-
me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa
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my favs from the only four object shows i watch 🥰 (left to right: golf ball (bfdi), test tube (ii), plasma ball (ppt2), casey (object overload)) YES I KNOW I NEED TO WATCJ MORE SHOWS
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"You are a stubborn little thing, do you know that?"
"I do. Though, would you have me any different?"
"No, I would not."
"Why?"
"I would miss the way your soul burns with passion for what you believe in."
"How romantic. Anything else?"
"...and with how adorable it is that you think you can challenge me."
"Ah, there it is."
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Not a power bottom as in I'll ride a lazy top...
Power bottom as in I'll use your dick like it's my own personal dildo. Oh honey, I know it's sensitive, but I don't care. When I tell you to fuck me doggy, you fuck me doggy and you do it properly. What made you think you have a choice here?
Mmm... maybe your poor cock does need a break. Oh? Do you think that means your work is done? Oh no no no, sweetie, you still have a mouth you can put to work. You're not done until I say you are. Now stick out that filthy tongue before I decide to spank you again.
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Can we maybe see some more test tube and golf ball interaction? :] Also if i asked this earlier im sorry i remember i was going to but i dont remember if i did😭
you asked for interaction…. i said “here they are standing next to each other in matching outfits” hope that’s good
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cropped but im working on ~a thing~ and this might the cover of it??? 🫠
I swear I was just gonna draw some random steamy Sebastian x MC x Ominis scenes but then they formed into a little scenario in my head that wouldn't leave me so now I'm crash-coursing/rush-teaching myself how to do a small multipage comic.
Maybe 6-ish pages in total? We'll see 🫣
If I succeed, I'll likely post the pages in batches for maybe 3 or 4 parts total. If I fail, you'll know cause then I'll just quit and post the main smutty drawings without the rest of the story as context lollllll.
Also I had considered drawing my usual MC Celeste, but tbh she's my main Ominis-girlie 🥺 So yeah, I made a whole new MC for the throuple lmao.
I named her Clementine Hartford (goes by "Em" or "Emmy" for short) 🍊💛
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