#.... ej please

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

[matd0]

CW// blood

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finished an old wip i didn't rlly like but it actually turned out alright !! yippee

idk i kinda want to add more textures to my art lol :3

also idk if anyone cares about my headcanons orwhatever but jsdhjdhejd i think he kindof reminds me of snakes !!! like have you guys ever seen a snake eat??? cool ashell (this post was sponsored by my pet snake dahlia, shes rlly cool) and also. did you know that some snakes have infrared vision??? like that is so fucking cool omg??? so yea i think he can also see stuff based on temperature :3 (but hes otherwise blind) (imo) (you can disagree) (ijust think its cool) (♡)

[shrub-paste]

maya winky asmr save me (original vid under cut, go watch her stuff :D)

[mansionfreaks]

Hi Nina slender told me to tell you that you left the stove on and now the house is on fire :)

top ten weirdest experiences: getting back home to see someone rping the fuck whose been waiting for you in the kitchen all night.

[daphnebowen]

so I’ve seen a lot of things where people who ship portwell say that ej lost two girls to Ricky/ricky stole two girls from ej. and while yes in the first season Ricky was actively trying to break nini and ej up that is not the case at all in season three. He stepped back because he saw how happy Gina and ej were together in that moment. he knew that that’s what Gina wanted then and did everything he could bear to help that out. he helped Gina with her promposal. He didn’t throw Gina under the bus after rcosl because he wanted them to figure it out for themselves. and again, he didn’t throw Gina under the bus when she was upset about ej missing her basketball thing. He tried his best to stay out of their relationship and let them figure themselves out when they were going thru problems because he had 👏🏼 character 👏🏼 growth 👏🏼 he didn’t want to meddle. it kinda goes back to season two when Ricky’s mom says “if you truly love someone sometimes the best thing you can do is to let them go” (or something like that, I don’t remember the exact wording). Ricky believed that he should let Gina go. And so he did! he didn’t meddle as season one Ricky would have. he could have confessed to Gina about his feelings at the end of prom but didn’t because he saw that she was hurting. and again, later, he had the opportunity to do so again and didn’t because he found out Gina and ej had broken up. he loved Gina even if he didn’t realize it and only kissed her once she made the move first. They had a whole MONTH in between the end of camp and the documentary trailer premiere! And I saw someone say that it’s “lazy writing” and portwell had been built up from season one with everything and rina only had like ten scenes with zero chemistry at all… uh, bffr. Coming from someone who worshipped rini, all I can say is that I never felt any chemistry between ej and Gina. yes I will admit the things they did were borderline cute but as someone who went from not trusting Gina to loving her, I was team Gina, to be quite honest with you. I just wanted her to be happy. And if that’s with ej, if that’s with Ricky, whoever(but not Mack) then there you go. the writers decision not mine. but the people who say that “rina really didn’t have anything in season one or two” don’t understand the point of a mid game ship. They don’t understand that Ricky had given up on Gina. Ricky and nini barely interacted post homecoming! until Gina left. Ricky thought she was gone forever, Gina thought she was gone forever, and so I hate to paint nini as the “only choice left” but the fact remains that Ricky regressed and undid all of the growing he had done with Gina to be with nini. and they were not gonna last, as I said, I loved them dearly, but by the first episode of season two you could tell it wasn’t going to be the same. and then Gina and Ricky barely interacted over the course of season two. why? Because Gina was heartbroken, obviously, and they never got closure over her post finale confession. she wanted something so bad but saw that she couldn’t have it so she found someone who made her feel an inkling of what she felt for Ricky. and people say that ej did this and this and this and constantly supported her but like… he brought her a granola bar to pick her up at the airport. um, okay, skip on to the next please? they had a heart to heart where Gina basically inflated his huge ego (I’m sorry, I love ej but he was a lil cocky in the first couple seasons) and… what else? “Saved” her in the hallway? by pretending to be her boyfriend? and portwells can say all they want but the fact remains is that the confession scene from Gina was filmed in season one, the post homecoming scene in Ricky’s car changed everything for tim and the rest of the show, rina won, and everybody’s happy. because ultimately, that’s all I’ve wanted for anyone on this show. I just wanted them to be happy. and if you truly love this show you’d be wanting that for the characters too.

[creeppostss]

Anon with the headcanons request from a minute ago. More specifically what are your dark nsfw headcanons? Any uncommon opinions on EJ? What that eldritch horror peen do.... 😇

..... i am clinically obsessed he has been my comfort character for a decade 🤭

EJ IS MY FAVORITE EEK

I hope these will be as good as you're hoping!! enjoy anon!

GN mentioned with some references to AFAB/AMAB but they're just hcs so it doesn't really change anything!

NSFW under the cut!!

This isn't necessarily dark, but I feel like EJ would have a HUUUUGE breeding kink. He yearns to see his cum drip from any of your holes, and he'd repeatedly fill you just to watch it all seep out. Pump you full and plug you up, take you out in public somewhere to watch you get embarrassed.

We all know he's got sharp as shit teeth. And he would ABSOLUTELY use them on you. Anywhere you have open skin is free real estate to him, making quick work to bloody up and mark the most tender skin on your body.

To follow up, during sex, he absolutely uses his teeth to latch onto you when he's cumming. He doesn't mind the position, but usually picks one where he can see your face and hear you. Although, he isn't opposed to shoving your face into the pillows while you scream.

BONDAGE. He loves seeing you tied up and helpless, squirming under him like some little worm!!! Bonus points if the restraints leave marks on you, he'd absolutely adore that afterwards.

If you're AFAB, he'd 100 fucking percent DEVOUR you on your period. He'd almost beg to do so, twirling his tongues up into you to taste all your delicious goodness just for him.

If you're AMAB, he'd bite all over your inner thighs, tearing up the skin until it bleeds and he gets to lap up the resulting blood while he's sucking you off.

Because he's half demon, his dick is above average. Me and my friend occasionally dabble with the idea he has a tentacle for a dick, cause like, c'mon. Look at him. Human or tentacle dick, he knows how to use it. Could absolutely split you apart.

He takes pride in watching you choke on his cock, staring at you with such hunger in his eyes and grinning as you're gagging, choking and struggling to breathe. He only pulls your head back when he feels you can't take it anymore.

Tying in with that choking thing, he will wrap his hands around your throat while he's ruthlessly fucking into you and will strangle you until you're on the verge of passing out, and then he'll let go.

I've seen a lot of people headcanon that he goes into heat and I really enjoy that trope. I can imagine him locking himself in his room trying to avoid you but of course you come in and look so good he just can't possibly help but fuck you into his mattress until you're crying out of pleasure.

EJ is the type to try anything once before he says no, wanting to make sure you always feel good. If you tell him about a weird kink or fetish you have I'm sure he'd happily indulge you in that! He's not picky when it comes to you.

He definitely jerks off with your underwear, sniffing them as well. He'd cum in them if you're away, and lay them on your bed as a gift to tell you he was thinking about you.

I like to think that he's a bit of a stalker. ESPECIALLY if you show interest in him. He'd follow you around, stalk social medias if he has access, ask around about you, and find his way into your personal life. Definitely has a journal in his nightstand of information about you, maybe even a few cute polaroids of you sleeping.

He can be somewhat shy or absolutely overbearing depending if he's in heat or not. If he's in heat, he'll practically drag you to his room to carry out his disgusting fantasies. If he isn't, he'll approach it differently, touching you and sending subtle signs until you get it.

This absolutely does NOT carry over to sex. Once he has you under him he's feral. He lets his desires take over, and he will not stop for anything, unless you make it clear you are uncomfortable.

This being said, he's pretty good with aftercare! At first he doesn't really understand the concept but he begins to understand once he's messed with you more. He'll clean you up, snuggle with you afterwards and occasionally bring you something to drink or eat. Typically he tries to stay awake with you until you fall asleep first.

As for uncommon opinions, I feel as if he is more of a recluse. He stays in his room majority of the time unless he has to go on a mission. He leaves his room to talk to you and a few housemates. This doesn't mean he doesn't get along with the housemates, he gets along fairly well with everyone.

That's all I have for now! Thank you anon for the request! This was the request that really caught my eye first and I have a few others I'm working on!! Tips about writing and formatting are appreciated! Love y'all!!

[ejunkiet]

wip wednesday~

>:3 tagged by the wonderful @romirola! I'm swamped this week, and trying to finish another project, but I have something small as I continue with experimenting with script writing <3

tagging- you, reading this! and @slushiepizza for instigating this; @kirnet @dominimoonbeam @glassbearclock @slushrottweiler @androleda @pearl-kite @colloquialcolival @k9rage @frenchiefitzhere @penncilkid @autisticempathydaemon

here is a snippet from a continuation of this series, which is set of scripts about two college friends that realise they're more than friends. it's about taking premed classes, sleeping in lectures, shitty apartments, burn out and dating while on the ace-spectrum. ENJOY.

(context: in the last script, there was a love confession. the listener may or may not have been asleep. they slept beside each other for the first time as a couple. yes, this context is necessary.)

[ninisalrobss]

someone PLEASE write a jock x cheerleader portwell fic or I'll do something drastic like write it myself

(literally my only requirement is that it's not canon compilant or near canon in any way, i want it to be an au hsjfjdjfjd (if it's friends to lovers though I'll give u a kiss))

[comphyjost]

the way josty and ej in that buffalo sabres video is literally “he was sunshine, i was midnight rain”

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

gotta go my own way is so portwell-coded

[thatonerandomcreator]

WIP of a little sum to do with Eyeless Jack and the origin story by La-Mishi-Mish(I THINK) on DA. I'm so normal about these guys!!

My interpretation of Chernabog looks like a gargoyle or something help

[ejcaswelll]

caswen has returned <3

[goodeguy]

can u draw smthn cool with my goat lightning pls

hidden messages

[freshlybakedfandoms]

ricky half asleep thinking the film crew is an intruder and trying to ATTACK THEM and ej having to pull him back (and having the reflexes to do so??) this is the shit im here for

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

THIS IS NOT HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR!!!!! THIS IS NOT HETEROSEXUAL ACTIVITY!!!! HE HAS NO REASON TO BE LOOKING AT EJ LIKE THAT!!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!! WHY IS HE CRYING????? WHY IS HE GOING TO EJ AS A SOURCE OF COMFORT????

[ejunkiet]

asher/babe 22 for the writing prompt?? hope you’re having a lovely day! 💕

*squishes* thank you for the prompt, hope you're having a lovely saturday too!! >u< <33

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redacted audio: asher/babe, 317 words, short and sweet!!

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It’s his favourite time of the night, finding them like this. 

Curled up inside the blankets on their side of the sofa, asleep, but still waiting for him. They almost never manage to stay awake for the end of a late shift, and he’d never ask them too. 

They still try, anyway, and it’s one of the many reasons he loves them.

He has a routine for the end of his day. His shoes are left at the door, laces tucked beneath the tongue and placed to the side, so they won’t trip on them later. His layers go on the rack beside the door, his scarf hanging on the hook and his keys in the bowl, right next to theirs.

David would probably not believe it, if he told him. A lot has changed over the last few years since he moved out, and Ash likes to think he has been growing as a person. Developing some better habits. At least a little.

That doesn’t mean he still doesn’t have some growing left to do, but who doesn’t? At least now he can find his stuff more easily.

In just his socks, he heads over to the living room, smiling when he sees the note waiting for him on the coffee table. Their handwriting is unmistakable, neat cursive on a sticky note still attached to the pad, beside the laptop they had obviously been working on.

Dinner is in the warming oven. 

Turning away from the note, he kneels down next to the couch, until he’s at eye-level with them, brushing their hair away from their face before he kisses their cheek.

“I love you, Babe.”

They hum, on the edge of waking, but not quite there, and he smiles, settling down on the floor beside them and resting his head on the cushion beside them. 

Dinner can wait.